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Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 1

Kingof the HillAConnie & Luanne EpisodeWatchOut for Peggy!Written byMr. SemajActIScene I Car AccidentHankand Peggy are driving in the car.Hank:So I hear youre being promoted at the Arlen Bystander thisweek?Peggy:Yep, Hank. I personally wrote the article you may have read in thenewspaper. But I forged one of the rookies names so I wont seemso conceited.Hanklaughs nervously.Peggy:You know, the A

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Bobbys Confession Chapter 1

BobbysConfessionByJoeSummary: Bobbyhas a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.Chapter1Yup,Hank said, sipping his beer.Yup,Dale said, smoking his cigarette.Mm-hmm,Boomhauer said, panning the area.Yep,Bill said, scratching his bald head.Nothingspecial happened in Arlen that Saturday afternoon. The men juststood in front of the fence in their alley, unsuccessfully thinkingof things to think abou

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Hanks Revenge Chapter 3

Chapter3: JealousPeggyand Bill were sitting on the couch in Bills living room. Peggyreally started to like Bill, although she couldnt help feelingsorry for Hank. You know, Bill, I wonder how Hank is handlingthis? she wondered.Oh,hes probably jealous that I am sexier than he is, Billchuckled.Ithink hes probably mad at me for dumping him. Id better goback before he does something stupid to get venge

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Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

Author's Note: MikeJudge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and PennyLane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and AlmostFamousPeggyBecomes Almost FamousByNeedlesIt's a sunny day inArlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to theradio."And Stillwateris going on a reunion tour. They'll be performing at the Arlen Arenaon Friday," said the radio announc

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Hanks Revenge Chapter 1

HanksRevengeChapter1: PlottingHankHill was very furious at this point. He sat impatiently in hisoffice at a propane store called Strickland Propane. Hank looked outhis window and watched the other employees selling propane andpropane accessories. Hank was the assistant manager of StricklandPropane, and he was very proud of his job. Hank looked up at theclock on the wall behind him. It was 4:59 pm.

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Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 3

Kingof the HillAConnie & Luanne EpisodeWatchOut for Peggy!Written byMr. SemajAct IIIScene I The Town AssemblyThenext day, Lucky sings as he heads home.Lucky:Oh, the Yellow Rose of Texas, I married her last year,Assoon we meet again, we will talk over a beerWhenLucky approaches the front door, a message is taped on it.Dear Lucky:Were having a publicmeeting at Strickland Propane.See you there.-

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Bobbys Obsession Chapter 2

Hank Hill returned home from StricklandPropane in a good mood."I'm home!" he called out."Hi Hank! How was work?"asked Peggy."Great!" replied Hank."Where's Bobby?""In his room reading."answered Peggy.Hank sighed and headed to Bobby's room."It better not be elves again." he muttered. He opened thedoor and saw Bobby laying on his bed reading."Whatcha reading there son?"asked Hank."It's this really co

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Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 2

Kingof the HillAConnie & Luanne EpisodeWatchOut for Peggy!Written byMr. SemajAct IIScene I Home AloneThenext day, at home, Lucky packs a backpack and grabs a water bottle.Luanne:So, its only for a day, right?Lucky:Sure. Im going out to explore me a bit of Mother Nature. I maybe in early retirement, but who says a feller cant go out andenjoy it?Luanne:Ill be here waiting for you.Lucky:You enjo

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Bills New Wife Chapter 1

BillsNew WifeChapter1: Just an Ordinary DayThisstory took place in the city of Arlen, Texas. In a suburbanneighborhood lived four somewhat redneck friends. Their names wereHank Hill, Bill Dauterive, Dale Gribble, and Boomhauer.HankHill was the assistant manager at a propane store called StricklandPropane. Hank was tall and had a good, solid build. He had brownhair, and he wore glasses with thick,

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Hanks Revenge Chapter 2

Chapter2: Love is Always AroundHank wassitting on the sofa watching the news when Bobby came into the livingroom. Hey, Dad, what do you think of my new shoes? he asked.Letme see, Hank said, peering down at Bobbys shoes. He lookedstartled at first when he saw that Bobby was wearing Peggys bluehigh-heels. Bobby, why are you never mind, maybe I dontwant to know, Hank said, shaking his head.Ithink the

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Bobbys Confession Chapter 4

Chapter4ThatSunday night, Bobby creaked his door open to see if Hank and Peggyhad gone to bed. He saw that the lights were out, so they apparentlyhad gone to bed. Bobby then opened the window to his room andsilently left.He wentinto the garage and got his bicycle. He got on and started hurrying,when all of a sudden, he spotted Dale giving him a hard stare throughhis glasses. Dale stood at the end

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Guilt Conquers Chapter 1

GuiltConquers (At Last)My versionof Nancys Boys episode, only reading the episode summary.Chapter 1:Guilt Sinks InNancy andJohn Redcorn were laying in his bed in his trailer.14years Nancy said. 14 years weve gotten away with this.How crazy is that?Not very.Your husband is moronic, paranoidAlright,shug. Thats enough.SorryWillthis make it better? he breathed down her neck and then kissed hertenderly

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Hanks Revenge Chapter 4

Chapter4: Hank and LenoreThe nextday had come quickly, and Hank waited in the kitchen for Lenore toshow up. This day was better than Hank planned, as Bill and Peggywere in Bills front lawn doing yard work. Hank just had to waitfor Lenore, and then he could put his plan into action.Justthen, Lenore showed up in her car. Hello, Hank, she said. Shewas wearing a sexy, revealing black dress. Hank got v

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Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 2

Peggy Becomes Almost FamousChapter 2Arlen Arena. Stillwater Concert.Hank, Peggy, Dale, Nancy, Bill, and Boomhauer are at the arena. Cheers could heard all around from fans. A man approaches the stage."Hello, Arlen!" announced Dick Roswell, Stillwater's manager, with his British accent. "From Troy, Michigan: Stillwater!" The crowd cheered.Later.Stillwater is doing their song Fever Dog. Bill is insa

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Bobbys Life Chapter 1

Kingof the Hill: Bobbys LifeDISCLAIMER: Thefollowing is a work of fan fiction, incorporating characters orsituations created by Mike Judge or belonging to Fox. This work isnot presented for profit, nor may it be redistributed without consentof the author. I do not claim ownership or profit from thesecharacters or situations, and use them under the fair-use rightsprovisions of copyright lawBobby wa

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Bills New Wife Chapter 4

Chapter4: Bills ChanceLater inthe afternoon, Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer returned to the alley. Theywere awfully surprised to find that Bills car was in front of thefence where they usually hung out. The car was sputtering a littlebit, and Hank opened the door and shut off the engine. He shookBill.Bill? Bill? Wake up, Bill, Hank said, shaking Bill.Billslowly woke up. Huh? Where am I? he wondered, so

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Bobbys Confession Chapter 3

Chapter3Laterthat night, Hank gave Bobby a stern talking-to in his room. Bobby,youre going to explain yourself right now! ordered Hank. Icant believe you were wearing a bikini! Not onlythat, but you were stealing! I am ashamed of you!WellDadBobby started, looking around his room. Ive got something totell you.Imlistening, Hank said, giving Bobby a hard stare.Bobbywas stuck, though. He couldnt just

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King of the Hill No Holds Barred Chapter 1

The sequel to KOTH: Unleashed! Practically the same randomness, except I don't describe the title sequence and I didn't write this because I missed a show. Please try to enjoy. Hopefully this is as bad as the last one!Hank, Bobby, and Ladybird were sitting in front of the TV, watching hip hop videos. Maybe if we do this, Hank said, Ladybird wont go attack Bernie Mac the plumber guy anymore.Check t

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Bobbys Confession Chapter 5

Chapter5Hanklooked at Bobby angrily, waiting for Bobbys response. Bobby knewthis was the big moment. Everyone watching him. He knew it wouldhumiliate him, but he had to say it in order to get it off his chest.DadImatransvestite, Bobby confessed, bowing his head.WHAT!Hank nearly exploded.Dad,Im sorry, its just the way I am. I like wearing womensclothing. It just turns me on. And if you cant accept

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Bobbys Obsession Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Bobby theSand MasterThe next morning, Bobby Hill walkedinto Tom Landry Middle School in a good mood. As he walked down thehallway, the other students stared at him bewildered. Some evenlaughed, but Bobby didn't care. When he finally got to his locker, hesaw that Joseph was waiting there."Hey Joseph." said Bobby ashe spun the combination lock on his locker."Hey dude." said Josephsleepily

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In Your Shoes Chapter 3

In Your Shoes-Part 3Hello. Nice to see my small band of fans. Just Joking. Uh...not much here, so I'll continue.Dale was in the dark part of his mind, because beyond that was pain. Emotional and physical. Not that this was any better. His eyelashes flittered as a nurse moved one of the many tubes sticking out of him. He couldn't move, and judging by the immense pain he felt just being still, he di

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In Your Shoes Chapter 4

In Your Shoes-Part 4Hi! Here it is. Uh...can anyone tell me where I can find pictures of the actors/actresses that do the voices!Nancy awoke the next morning, feeling very stiff. She arched her back as she looked around. No one was in sight. The clock hanging over the desk said 8:17. She rubbed her head, trying to get the haze out of her mind.Suddenly, she felt dizzy. She found her way back to her

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Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley Chapter 1

Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to WesleyThis is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing

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Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King of the HillA Connie & Luanne EpisodeSkip to My Lu My DarlingWritten by Mr. SemajAct IIScene I Former OwnerLuanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.Patterson: That is right.

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AC Adoptor Chapter 1

A/N: Title is not a typo. I mean adoptor, as in adopt: to take up and make one's own.This fic is based on a dream I had about Boomhauer getting lost at sea. Unfortunately, as I wrote this, the part based on the dream got kinda smooshed. But I do like how this turned out, even if I do think it gets a little weak in places. I also think I put in too much Dale for a group-based episode. Curse my inab

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Quel est le probleme avec des Francais Chapter 1

Mrs.G.: Hi! This is my first time writing a King of the Hill fic, so be nice!George F. Handel: If you dont like the idea, dont read. I may be a composer, but I know the art of fencing!Title: Quel est le problme avec des Franais?Fandom: King of the HillDisclaimer If I owned King of the Hill, I would have made this one already. All the characters you dont recognize are mine though, as well as the pl

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Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 1

ArlenMowerthon 2006ByJoeSummary:Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However,he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.AuthorNotes: I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, orany other copyrighted material. I do, however, own my originalcharacters, Phil, Tyler, and Joe.Chapter 1Hank wasin his garage tuning his red riding mower. He wanted to ensure itran top speed

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Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 3

Chapter 3Hankarrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop. He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms. They went up to greet Hank.Hey,Hank, where were you? Dale asked.Iwent to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils moweris much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI justdecided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont havefun? Han

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Cycle of Faith Chapter 2

The clock was tickingslowly and sweat started to drip down on the forehead of theassistant manger of Strickland. Hank, will you continue with themeeting, please?Hank came back toreality, Oh, sorry Mr. Strickland. He stammered as he tried tocontinue on with the meeting, only to clumsily drop the papers fromhis wet hands. Hank has been under a lot of stress lately. He had tokeep helping out in payin

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Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 2

Chapter 2When thetime came for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006, Phil had the mower fixed. Hetook his truck all the way to Arlen with Tyler and Joe. Finally, hearrived at the race track, which was the same place where Hank racedhis mower years before.Well,here we are, Phil said, unloading his tractor.Goodthing you were able to fix it, commented Tyler.Justthen, Phil, Tyler, and Joe saw four men walking the

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Dale Vader Chapter 8

The ClashDale, dressed up as DarthVader, hid in the bushes. As he breathed he sounded like Darth."Impressive." he sneered. He got in the van and drove backto his house. He saw Nancy and after he stopped, he ran to her. Hewent in and sure enough she saw him.At first, she screamed. "Getaway from me you sick bastard!" "I have come back to you mylove." Dale said but his voice sounded like Darth Vader'

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