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Controlled Chapter 7
WhatthewhoZim? Dib stared at me in disbelievealthough itwasnt me he addressed.Thatsright. You thought you had beaten me; you thought you had destroyedme once and for all! Zim/I grinned. But, look now, Dib. Boundto one of your own family.Dibwas angry. And you thought you could get by me by pressingyourself against the wall?Zimhesitated, just for a second. Actually, no. That was Lizsidea, he said as
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The master of Zim Chapter 1
I dont own invader zim.Zim! You have been called here because you have not concurred your planet or even gotten close! yelled red.Yeah and we dont like you! Shouted purple.Zim standing in front of his rulers had his antennas close to his head as the two guards behind him put their electric rods threateningly close to his face.My Tallests I was concurring the HORRIBLE, DISGUESTING planet, but I got
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Future is dark Present is dark Chapter 1
A/N: Well, I finally finished this... Sorry for possible mistakes, it all was created at night, and I feel soooo tired... R&R please!!First was his arm. He remembered it clearly, so clearly he could smell that strange-colored blood that came out of the Irken's body.At first, they decided to cut off only his wrist, but then the operation went wrong, and they had to cut it up to the elbow. It wa
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The Invader Zim Concert Extravaganza Chapter 14
Note: I dont own anycelebrities, songs, or IZ Characters.[Devi walks onto the stage and aspotlight shines down on her.]Devi: Up right now singing KarmaPolice by Radiohead is Zim. (waits for Zim to come on the stage,but he doesnt) Ahem, as I said up now is singing Karma Policeby Radiohead is Zim. (waits and still Zim doesnt come one) Okay,does anybody know where the hell Zim is?!Shego: I saw him wa
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Beach Musical Love Vacation Chapter 9
-Me- Yeah another chapter I dont own Invader Zim or any of the songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here.Setting 1 Victoria's houseDib, Will, Gaz, and Paige walked up to Victoria's house. It was a huge and I mean huge mansion. And the back yard was out to the ocean. So they were on the road walking up to the front porch ready to ring the door bell.-Will- Wow is their house ever
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 45
Boilin' in the backseat! Generatin' steam heat! BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARSAhdo you remember this?Yes, it was the day we celebrated Dibs birthday. White admitted, nodding his head.Ah, Gaz was so happy. Prof. Membrane said to the albino as he held up an x-ray of a birthday candle shoved up Dibs nostril. And this He held up an x-ray that showed a BUTT scan. Ah, this was Dibs first day of
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Invader Zim
Mekrelmar Chapter 13
Note: Im sorry, I know I havent been around latelyNote:Im sorry, I know I havent been around lately. Theres been amove, hectic, and finding a job, hectic, and unpacking, a slightlymore soothing activity. I hit a sort of block. I know where I wantthis story to go, I just have some trouble getting it to go that way.Getting it down isnt always the easiest, especially when Imtrying to avoid clichs and
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invader zima Chapter 1
It was a hot summer day and Phineas and his stepbrother ( who barely talks ) Ferb are under their usual spot under the tree in the backyard when they heard a moving truck come right in front of the abandoned house ( that people think its haunted but its not ) and there was a girl there thats about their age. They went over to investigate and when Ferb looked at her he fell in love. Hello, she said
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Invader Zim
The trench coat Chapter 1
I dont own invader zim.Dib lay on his bed his trench coat spread out like bat wings under him. He sighed, another day without defeating Zim and almost getting killed. He turned onto his side and wrapped his trench coat around him. He began to relive the day he had gotten it.He had been tracking a huge surge of paranormal energy into the woods. He had been walking for hours until he had come upon a
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Invader Zim
Dont Call Me Chapter 1
Authors Notes: Ijust finished writing this fic just now. This is the fastest Iveever uploaded anything, so be prepared for spelling mistakes andpossible plot-holes... only I dont think there should be anyplot-holes considering the plot is well kind of non-existent.But thats ok. Weve got dialogue.Another attempt athumor fear my humor! Its terrifying. I actually really hope itsnot terrifying... that
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The Invader Zim Concert Extravaganza Chapter 15
Note:I dont own any characters, celebrities, or songs. Enjoy![Ispin around in one of those spinning chairs, confused on how to closeup the first part of the concert because I cant come up with anyideas.]ZADRFan29:Damn. The first part is about to come to an end soon and I donthave one idea on how to close it. Maybe if I go around and askeverybody on how I can close the concert, maybe itll give some
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Beach Musical Love Vacation Chapter 10
-Me- Yeah another chapter Woohoo I dont own Invader Zim or any of the song in this chapter I just own all of the newest characters in here. ENJOY!!!!Setting 1 The Jones' MansionPaige was fallowing Jeeves to Jess' personal skateboard ramp which was in the Jones' other back yard. Yes rich people can have two back yards there rich do not question me. Any way the closer they got to their destination t
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 46
But you don't worry...you don't worry...cuz you got soooul!MORTOS DER SOULSTEALERErin put a pencil to her lip as she walked in the hallways of the large condo complex that the Resisty had as their new base on Foodcourtia. The condo hallways were painted a lovely shade of peaceful green with big happy paintings on the wall depicting Mediterranean scenes that led to several doorways, including one w
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Invader Zim
Mekrelmar Chapter 14
Note: I have been informed that if I do not update sooner, I will die a horrible death. I do not wish to die a horrible death, especially since I finally have a summer job. Therefore I will update again. Just know, Ive said it before, Ill say it again. I will not abandon this fic. Sometimes its just months between inspirations...Zim shivered. He couldnt remember a more frightening time, short of t
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Invader Zim
Forever Faithful Chapter 1
Author Notes: Well people, yet another IZ One-Shot this practically came to me after watching Futuramads episode Jurassic Bark for like the tenth time in who knows how long.Disclaimer: If ya think Invader Zim belongs to me then you need professional help.Forever FaithfulZim listened with ever decreasing patience as GIR continued to trash his every belonging. That horrible robot he thought as his l
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Mimis secret Chapter 1
I dont own invaderzim.MiMis P.O.V.I know a secret!Its a secret Ishouldnt know!Its something hiddenaway by my mistress, and she wouldnt like it if I told!But I will. Because theauthor told me to.In my mistresss PAKthere is an old fashion picture of a boy. A boy with an unusuallylarge head.His name is Dib.My mistress is fond ofthis Dib. Though I think he isnt that great.He believes inmonsters, ghost
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Invader Zim
Dont Call Me Chapter 2
Authors Notes: This one took me 4 times longer to write and its twice as confusing. I could make it into a series if I was ambitious enough.I decided to experiment with line breaks in this chapter. Hopefully it helps.Dont Call me AgainThe wicked witch is dead! The wicked witch is dead!Ding dong the witch is deadWhich old witch?The wicked witchDing dong the wicked witch is deaaad!Yaaay! The witch i
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The Invader Zim Concert Extravaganza Chapter 16
Note: I dont own any IZcharacters, songs, or celebrities! Read and enjoy![After getting so confused, I sitwith against the wall hugging my knees when Dib and Zim approach me.]ZADRFan29: What do you guys want?Dib: I have an idea to end the firstpart of the extravaganza. You see after weve all done a lot ofsinging, I suggest we rest our voices and maybe, I dont know ifyoull agree to this, but the ti
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Beach Musical Love Vacation Chapter 11
-Me- Warning this chapter may contain so intense violence and terrible things happening to curtain characters do not attempt to read this if you dont want to start crying. Seriously this will make you sad Im already sad and by the way I dont own Invader Zim or the sad song in here. Enjoy and remember youve been warned.Setting 1 Somewhere deep inside the Jones' MansionWe open our scene in a hall wa
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 47
Waffles, Belgian and Potato, all kinds taste good, oh yes they do!ZIM EATS WAFFLESNicholas sighed as he sat behind his desk at school, once more substituting for Ms. Bitters, who had unfortunately broken her laugh box when shed cackled madly at a child in pain. He looked the classroom over, seeing the many young faces and sighed. You kids have no idea what its like to grow up. He mumbled. In a few
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Invader Zim
Mekrelmar Chapter 15
Zimclenched his claws to control his trembling. Part of surviving wasnever showing fear. He glared viciously at the scientists around him,hoping his quivering antennae wouldnt give him away.Hecould feel the cold steel on his back. Theyd stripped off hissweater to make access to his organs easier. Theyd gotten excitedover the thick network of scars covering his hide and had firedquestions at him. H
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Invader Zim
Against Probabilities Chapter 1
For further information about this story, I invite you to read the introduction at my profile.Especial thanks to AndaliteBandit 6 ( www . fanfiction . net / u / 697436 / andalitebandit-6). Without her this English version wouldnt be the same.Just for the record, there is a Spanish version of this fanfiction. You can find it here: www . fanfiction . net / s / 5202159 / 1 /Thanks.A bip sounded in t
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G is for Great Chapter 1
I dont own invaderzim.Girs POVI really am smart.I just really like tosee everyone freak out when I do something weird.But it gets hard topretend to be stupid for so long.Thats why I godancing, but its not really dancing.I run the undergroundblack market.I smuggle guns, drugs,and alien technology all over the world.I am the master of theunderworld.I can have anything Iwant women, money, I could eve
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Invader Zim
Nobody Asked Chapter 1
Author's Notes: I am a Dib fan. While I do like Zim, Dib is my favorite character and the one I root for (usually unsuccessfully) when I watch the show or read a fic. Now recently, I wrote a story where Dib defeats the Irken Armada and saves the Earth. A friend of mine (a Zim fan) commented that she was "a little disgusted" by that part of the story; and this comment, added to the fact that I've b
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Zim and Dib Chapter 1
mmyep, first chappie... Enjoy :)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*My latest plan was going very well, so far that is. I brushed the black hair out of my face and continued to pull at the window frame to the base of Zim's house. I could feel the frame becoming looser. It soon collapsed. I was in! I shifted my thin body to fit through the w
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Beach Musical Love Vacation Chapter 12
-Me- Yeah another chapter I dont own Invader Zim or any of the songs in here enjoy.Setting 1 Back at Victoria's PartyWhile Will and Gretchen were having there conversation Dib and Victoria were having a conversation of their own. Let us listen in. Wait that means were ease dropping man we sure are evil. Oh well enjoy.-Victoria- (she was pulling Dib out into the dance floor while the music continue
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 48
Everybody's talking about waking up the neighborhood, I'm still trying to escape! Stuck in America! Stuck in America!THE GIRL WHO CRIED GNOMEWhat do you think of this t-shirt? Erin asked Spleenk, holding it up for the four-armed alien to look over as they sat in the lounge room.It was a black, sleeveless t-shirt that had several models for the many different Resisty members. It also had the symbol
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Invader Zim
Mekrelmar Chapter 16
Mikkosshoulders ached where Mrs. Membrane had gripped them. She wasconfused, taken from the cold cell at the Swollen Eyeball Buildingand shoved into a beam of light that, somehow, had brought her tothis strange place with Zims kind. Shed only gotten to see Zimfor a few moments, but hed looked awful. There was something onhis forehead, and he acted like a rag doll until hed caught sightof her. Then
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Invader Zim Glimmering Death Chapter 1
Invader ZimGlimmering DeathChapter 1: The SwollenEyeballs Dark SecretAaaaaaaah!Dibsquirmed back and forth, his arms and legs strapped to the metalwalls of his all too familiar nemesis Zims underground laboratory.Zim!Youll never get away with this you sick, sickgreenthing!he shouted at the top of his annoying voice. Zim turned to hiscaptive and grimaced at his remark.THING!?How dare you make pathet
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Zim in Shakespeares Macbeth Chapter 1
The 42ndStr. Grindhouse of presentsADarkmoose84 filmWilliamShakespearesMACBETHMr. Herriman asDuncan, king of ScotlandMac as MalcolmTimmy asDonalbainZim as MacbethDanny Fenton asBanquoDib as MacduffLennoxRosseMentethAngusCathnessDavid Fenton asFleance, son of BanquoDanger Mouse asSiward, Earl of Northumberland, general of the English forcesYoung Siward, his sonMandark asSeyton, an officer attending
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Invader Zim Musical Chapter 1
The Unknown Talents In Us AllOne day on Earth, Zim was in his disguise working on his voot cruiser and was humming a jolly tune. But little did he know that Dib was spying on him. His cell phone suddenly went off (Yes, even crazy people have those) and Dib struggled for it to shut up. Zim heard the tune. It was quite familiar to him. What were the words? Ah, yes. Something like Go greased lightnin
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Invader Zim
Zim and Dib Chapter 2
Well, I decided I wanted to do chapter 2, because I liked how the first one turned out.I command you to read. Enjoy!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*I nervously clutched the wall behind me, waiting for Zim to come in any moment. But, the alien didn't know I was here... I relaxed a little.Then Gir shouted, Mastah!!! The Dib-Cookie is here
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Beach Musical Love Vacation Chapter 13
-Me- Yeah another chapter I dont own Invader Zim tdi, tda, or the song in here but I do own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy and Happy Birthday to Linkinparkrulz95 this is for you girl!!!Setting 1 The Dark Forbidden Cave of Doom Mahahah!!Sis was working on mixing some chemicals at her desk. You still could not see what kind of creature she was but you could tell that she was defiantly u
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 49
Once your Nasdaq was fat...now you wear paper hats and say..."Do you want FRIES" with that? THE FRYCOOK WHAT CAME FROM ALL THAT SPACETwas the day after Thanksgivingand Zim was bragging to his computer. IMMENSELY. You see, Nicholas had decided to invite everyone to a Thanksgiving dinner at his house after some convincing from DL. Hed even allowed Zim to drink an Immunity Shake, which made him able
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Mekrelmar Chapter 17
Note:I know its been almost a year since Ive updated this fic, and Iapologize. I hit a major writers block, mostly because I wasafraid I wouldnt be able to think up anything else original. But Ialways intended to come back and finish this fic. You can all thankNeonSugar for kicking my butt in gear with friendly nagging. Imnot sure how good this is going to be, but I owe it to you all totry.Theresg
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zim and tenny Chapter 1
Well, class said Ms. Bitters, well, bitterly, as part of the new horrible Program to prepare you to your future. let me guess said Dib boredly youre going to tell us how miserable our life will be as a hopeless adults. no said Ms. Bitters this time you will learn how miserable your life will be as hopeless teens .she opened a drawer in her desk and took out a pile of papers from it this is the
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Zim in Shakespeares Macbeth Chapter 2
SCENE CUT!The setting is theDimmsdale theater.Gaz walks away from theset and sees ZIM coming up to her behind the curtain.ZIM: That was, urm, agreat performance you gave, little Gaz!Gaz just looks at him,not showing the true fact that she was complimented by his words. Ifhad any less guard, she would show that she was blushing on theinside. DIB enters right behind her.GAZ: Look alive, Zim.Youre up
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Invader Zim Musical Chapter 2
Chapter 2Dib was so happy walking home. No, not happy, OVERJOYED! He was going to expose Zim! Dib started randomly dancing and many passerby stared at his...'dance moves' which more looked like Dib had to go to the bathroom.Karaoke Night 2!Dib: I can see the things your doing and you think that I'm naive. But when I get the goods on you they'll finally believe! They say that I'm just crazy, but ev
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Zim and Dib Chapter 3
I love the fact I actually got reviews on my last chapter! Thanks so much! Well, on with the third chapter...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*W-well... I stumbled. I don't really know... The alien smirked.Exactly. That left me speechless. So, Zim continued, in a voice that seemed to have more concern, And you can become my, shall we say, slave. Eh... Sl
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Beach Musical Love Vacation Chapter 14
-Me- Hey Dudes whats up this is Invaderzimfannumber1 coming to you live from my room. It is now time for my next chapter I hope you all enjoy it and by the way when ever the writing is bold and italic that means that my characters are in the confession can. And I dont own Invader Zim, TDI, TDA, or the song in here. I hope you all enjoy this chapter and now Im gonna send the show over to Chris. ENJ
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 50
Vote or die, motherf--ka, motherf--ka vote or die, rock the vote or I'm gonna stick a knife thru yo' eye!THE VOTING OF THE DOOMED
Nicholas calmly pushed aside some papers as he helped clean up Michael Whites desk. The albino had decided that the corporation-esque business wasnt for him and had quit, going back to being the guidance counselor after sending the CEO of White Collar INC to
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Invader Zim
Mekrelmar Chapter 18
Note:Yay for writing breaks in between all-night studying.Zimhesitated in front of the teleporter, his antennae lowered. Certaintorture lay on both sides of the teleportation beam. Each experiencehad diminished his bravado, and there he stood, antennae quivering,trying to will himself to move forward. He watched as Dib strodethrough the beam, exploding into a zillion particles that wouldreassemble
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