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The Journal Project Chapter 1
Dear Diary / Journal / Thing, Day 1 of my TortureI have to make a journal over the next thirty days for a class assignment. Once were done, well analyze our writing to see how quickly we change over a month. Personally, I think its one of the dumbest assignments Ive been forced to do yet. I think that we would all be happier in class if we could just watch our teacher monologue for an hour and sle
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Countdown to Mindshatter Chapter 14
A/N Thanks for all the kind comments in the reviews forChapter 13 that was a toughie that I was both looking forward, and dreading,to write, because I worried about pulling off just the right mood for thescene. Just in case there was anylingering confusion about the headband; yes, Sheldon did invent a robot-humanbrain interface. The was the present hewas going to give Jenny back in the cafeteria
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X7T Chapter 3
"Queen Vexus," The servant asked, "Is the time right now?"The dictator stared out her window at the Earth. "Yes, the timing is absolutely right. She is most vulnerable.""Very well, then I well activate the plan.""Yes, you shall."***"And then," Steven said, on our first date in Tremerton, "I was able to repair the bridge just before the zoo closed, so we were still able to go on the field trip.""Yo
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ROBOOB UNLEASHED!
(Automatic Narration) It all started as Shrekrulez is fixing his garden bed behind his
house, he's pruning the bushes to make it like a heart shaped sculpture. After he's having sex
with many ladies but he's all alone again. Ironic, isn't it? After all, he's the creator of the show.
He sighs a little while swinging on the swing feeling sad to be so lonely until someone's
movin
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The Journal Project Chapter 2
Dear Journal, Day 1 m, 2, SheldonGreat, I just now got around to reading the assignment sheet. I think its an interesting project. An outsiders view into the life of poor Sheldon, quite a sad read. Today, in mechanics class, our teacher was telling us about extremely complex circuit boards; the more complicated a function, the more complex the circuit board. Since Jenny is fairly complex, I planne
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Countdown to Mindshatter Chapter 15
A/N First, a few quick answers: a couple of you wonderedhow Vexus got that many warships. Theway I figure it, Vexus rules over an interstellar robot empire. She has the full resources of hundredsof planets at her disposal. Of course,six thousand ships is still a lot of ships consider that there werethousands of ships in the D-Day landings back in WW2. Granted, those boats werent a mile long each
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X7T Chapter 4
"Steven? That's Steven?" I pointed to the lifeless metal pile in the corner. "That can't be...he was real...""Oh please, did you think that he was designed just like you by total coincidence? Well, he wasn't." Vexus broke the truth to me, "I made him.""You? You made Steven, the love of my life?""It was nothing. A donated arm and a leg here and there, a little welding, and wah la! Your obsession!"
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The Journal Project Chapter 3
Dear diary/journal/project, day 3 XJ9I cant believe it! He didnt want to ask me out! He only wanted to see me about advice. Hes dating this blond bimbo named Claire, and he wanted to know what he should get her for her birthday. Well, that was swell! I was so upset that I forgot to work on my paper on ancient societies, since I spent the entire time crying in my room! I never want to waste time on
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Countdown to Mindshatter Chapter 16
A/N A quick science note before we start. Kar thermodynamics doesnt quite work likethat. In real life, cooling a spaceshipor a satellite is a major concern, because there are limits to how fastsomething will cool off, even in space.The space shuttle has huge radiator panels on its doors that it has todeploy within nine hours of getting into orbit, or else. Remember, space is a vacuum, and a vacu
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Chains Chapter 1
It feels like only yesterday I was going to High School, hanging out with my friends, trying to fit in. I still hear them calling my name. Jenny. Where did I go wrong?How could I let her get me? Vexus. The name itself reeks of a pure and terrible evil. I knew I could never join her cluster. They enslaved humans, the species I was built to protect. I knew who I was, I did not try to hide, try to be
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The Journal Project Chapter 4
I do not own MLAATR. I wish I could have thought up the concept, but alas, I did not. I do, however, own Ms. Teodore and her peskiness.Dear Diary/journal/project, day 4, XJ9Ive decided to ask Brad out. If hes not going to do it himself, then I will! Im going to stop him after school by his locker and then hell have to give me an answer. After I finished freaking out about Brad, I realized I had a
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Countdown to Mindshatter Chapter 17
A/N Ah yes, Mindshatter has finally been revealed. But it looks like it didnt have much of aneffect, did it? Only one way to findout for sure Countdown toMindshatterA My Life as aTeenage Robot FanficChapter Seventeen All You Need Is LoveVexus shivered for a split second, as if a chill had rundown her cybernetic spine. TheMindshatter Virus had actually broken through ClusterNets firewalls and had
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Chains Chapter 2
It's time for revenge.When the moment of opportunity speaks, I listen. The last couple of times that opportunity told me something, I ignored, but now I hear with the strength of a thousand ears. It's calling my name.It's time to do what needs to be done. Free the humans as I promised.I'm flying out of here! Wait, my rockets, Vexus destroyed them. I can't fly!"Light the bottom of my feet with that
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Terry a Chapter 1
Terry aChapter 1, Terry a:This afternoon Jenny saw a truck full of furniture.Someones moving in?She thought. Then she saw a beautiful lavender robot about her age come out. MOM! Jenny cried.What? Said Dr. Wakeman.Look theres a robot.Dr. Wakeman got a closer view and saw the same robot carrying a box.Impossible, but whoever created this robot had sure did some fine work. She said.Can I talk to her?
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Countdown to Mindshatter Chapter 18
A/N Finally. Atlong last, the trilogy I started last July comes to and end. Yes, I said Id never write anything as longas Escape From Paradise again so what did I do? Went and wrote something even longer, like an idiot. At times it was a pretty draining, and therewere times I felt like just dumping the whole thing. And it was at those times that the amazing support I got from myreaders and revie
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Chains Chapter 3
This has to be the right house. Brad's name is written all over it. There's a sprinkler going off in the front, pink plastic lawn flamingoes and two cars in the driveway, One's a ferrari. He told me it was his dream car a long time ago.How do I explain how many lawn flamingoes there are? Possibly seven or eight, if you count the one with it's head knocked off.I press the button on the doorbell.Slo
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Terry a Chapter 2
Chapter 2, School: Terry a and Jenny went to school at the hall they saw a strong looking boy with blonde hair. Jenny sighed while Terry a looked disgusted. Don walked up to Terry a. Terry a crossed her arms and scoffed.Why isnt it the roaming Romeo. She said. Don ignored the comment and carried on.I was walking down the hall and I couldnt resist to see that lavender color. He said in a flirty ton
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Who would have thought Chapter 1
This willbe my first MLAATR fic. Of course it stars my favorite couple, Jenny/Sheldon!Heres the full summary:Two new kidscome to high school and they seem very intent on getting Sheldon and Jennytogether. The question is why? Could there be something the students aretelling them? Could there be a connection between the four of them? Also whydid they come here?Note: therewill be clues along the way
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Chains Chapter 4
There have been a countless amount of times that I have wanted something, and not been able to have it. Admission into Mezmers, Popularity, Earrings, Siblings and even to be a cheerleader. All of them I can get over, but please! Someone, let me be human for just a day. I won't mess up. To have skin, organs, bones and mortality is all I want. Why does everyone else get that besides me?"Jenny," Tuck
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Terry a Chapter 3
Chapter 3, L.O.V.EAt lunch Terry a sat next to Sheldon while Jenny told Don Terry a was at the table.Wow, Terry a is much nicer then Jenny, she has a lovelier color, she also doesnt like Don. Sheldon thought.Hi Terry a. Said Don pushing Sheldon away. Terry a ignored Don and helped Sheldon up.No need to help him. Said Don picking up Sheldon and tossed him on a nearby table.Hey! Terry a snapped. In
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Who would have thought Chapter 2
Ive got no idea why hardly any people arereviewing!Review responses:Deadeye1-Kudos to you for guessing correctly.S.H.M.J- Dont worry it will all be explained throughoutthe story and there will be a big surprise along the way.Chapter 1-new arrivalsIt was Monday morning at Tremorton High.Everything seemed to be normal, but today something big was going to happen. Howeverfirst lets turn to our favori
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Chains Chapter 5
50 years since then, and I'm still a teenager.I grew old, just like everyone else. I didn't change, but robots did. They got faster, and I looked slower. They got stronger, and now I look weak. They got smarter, and I seem stupid. They got better powers and gadgets, and I look wimpy.There's nothing for me to do besides look out the window and watch the world change.I haven't seen Sheldon since he
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Terry a Chapter 4
Chapter 4, Official date:Terry a and Sheldon got up. And Terry a walked inside a room and came out clean and dressed.My mom invented it, works WAY better than any other regular shower.May I try it? Sheldon asked. Terry a shrugged her shoulders.Sure. Sheldon walked through the room and came out the same way.They gathered there stuff and waited at the bus stop. And coincidently the bus just arrived.
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Who would have thought Chapter 3
Chapter 2-Brad finds outThischapter sheds some light on whats going on. Review please!Reviewresponses:Trolli-Illkeep these things in mind.Afew days passed and all five became very close (Sheldon quit beingjealous), but Shelly and Jonathon were obviously hiding something butthey didnt want to talk about it. One day that secret would leakout, luckily it was someone trustworthy.Itstarted like this:It
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Chains Chapter 6
"Wake up!""Oh, I thought I was dead.""That can be arranged.""Who are you?" I lift my head up. It's Vexus. "Can you really kill me? Can you really send me to heaven?"She laughs.I sigh. "What do you want now?""You have to join the cluster. Now!""No. I won't."She glares. "You have no choice." Her cold voice tells me,"If you do not join the cluster, I will make you a human! And my personal slave.""Vex
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Terry a Chapter 5
Chapter 5, Hang out: On the weekend Terry a met Jenny at the mall.Terry a this is Brad, and Tuck. Brad, Tuck, Terry a. Said Jenny.Hey Terry a. Said BradHi. Said Terry a.Youre not an evil robot are you? Tuck asked.Tuck. Said Brad.Terry a giggled.No Im not. She said.Well do you want to go shopping? Jenny asked.Its a mall isnt it? Terry a said.Okay lets go. Said Jenny. They started looking around and
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Who would have thought Chapter 4
Hithere! I hope this chapter will explain more!Reviewresponses:ThomasLight-Whythank you.Chapter 3-confrontationItwas the next day, Sunday, and Brad was trying to find Shelly andJonathan and confront them. He didnt have to wait long. He sawthem and walked over.Heyguys.HeyBrad.HeyBrad.Listencan we go somewhere private I need to talk to you.Sure.Theywent into a secluded alley. Brad turns to them.O.k.
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Chains Chapter 7
I can finally see myself now. Blonde hair, real hair, not made of metal with satelittes on the insides, real blonde hair, strands and strands of them.My eyes are blue. A sky blue almost, they remind me of the ocean a little.Describing the rest of me would be too difficult. I could not without sounding arrogant and vain. I'll leave it at this, I have two hands, five fingers on each, and two feet, f
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Teach Your Children Well Chapter 1
Teach Your Children WellbyGeorge Pollock, Jr.They had parks in the desert, Jenny thought.But nothing like this. Nothing like where she was now. Nothing close.The parks werent in the desertitself, and, truth to tell, they werent really parks. They were insmall dusty villages, wedged between mud-brick houses with theirincongruous television antennas and metal-and-glass storefrontswith signs offeri
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Who would have thought Chapter 5
Review responses:Thomas GhostOk?Heres another. Enjoy.Chapter 4- Sheldon found out, Tiff found outSheldon couldnt believe what he was hearing. Brad ends up with Tiff Krust? (This is the part Ive waiting to write) Well forget about that the more important thing is that he ended up with the love of his life, Jenny. Now he knew what he must do, he must help his maiden in anyway he can. With that he ra
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Chains Chapter 8
Is that what everyone thinks of me? I feel so objectified. I feel pushed around. I'm so mad I want to scream. I want to tear apart the walls and fly away.Who am I kidding, I can't fly or rip things apart like I used to be able to do. There are a lot of things that I couldn't do before, though. Breathe, eat, lots of stuff. I have no regrets, right?***Coffee this morning was a bummer. I didn't say a
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Alchemy Chapter 1
AlchemybyGeorge Pollock, Jr.How hard can it be to turn lead into gold?Really?Break down the lead into subatomic particles, put some together again as gold ]] and there you are. Simple.Of course, what was left well who could say? A new element? A pile of useless particles?Who cared? Youd still have gold where there had been mere mundane metal. Something better. Something valuable. Something more.
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Darkness Chapter 1
I don't know why butI've been in a very poetic mood recentlyAnd not only poetic butkinda dark too if ya know what I meanand if not just readthe poem and you willDarknessI sit here and you see mewith that smile across myfacebut if you only you couldsee the darknessthat should fill up thatspaceHow my life went so bad sofastI don't think I'll everknowbut when the darkness cameI just had nowhere I cou
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Chains Chapter 9
6:00Sleep mode disabledGood Morning Self!The flashing red words told me I was a robot again."XJ9! Get ready for school!"Those words told me Mom was back."Morning Mom." I tell her."Your equipment is over there-" She points to my backpack, "And last night I tuned up your jetpacks while you were asleep.""Thanks mom." I am grateful she's alive, but I don't want to upset or confuse her by telling her o
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night to remember Chapter 1
A night to rememberJust a one-shot between Jenny and Brad. The poem is in Jenny's POV.The way you look at me tonight;
I never want to miss The way you put your arms around me tight and give me a gentle kiss.
All these things make me feel somewhat alive,
allthough I will never be.
Somehow when your around, I forget about being me.I never want this feeling to go away.A night to r
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I Should Have Known Chapter 1
I Should Have KnownI should have known it would end like this. Brad though as he slowly walked to his destination. I was a fool for ever trusting that robot.Jenny, strong, smart and beautiful Jenny. Who was at one point the best friend hed ever had.But now thats all changed hasnt it, whats a guy to do?He looked to his watch and sighed. He still had time to do what he had to, but the pit of his sto
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Some Like It Bot Chapter 1
Obvious Disclaimer The characters in this story are fromthe cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot, and I own nothing, nada, zilchopertaining to them.P My sole creation isthe character of Drew, a human high school student who was turned into anandroid by Cluster nanotechnology.P Saywhat?P If you give a doing, itsexplained in the story Android Scam by CoyoteLoon.P I got the silly little idea for this
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Love Madness Chapter 1
sabo"so...whatcha think about the new platinum underwater suits?" Jenny asked as Brad took off the helmet, water gushed out of it."I think...they need work..."Brad replied with a smirk, holding up a fish that he found in his hair."WOOoooooooo! Woooooo!" The alarm startled them as the lab lit up with flashing red lights. They buzzed and whistled, Jenny's pigtail transform into a satilite."There's a
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Saying goodbye is never easy Chapter 1
This is my first my life as a teenage robot fan fic so please be nice..as you know this a J/B fan fic, so I hope you will like thisSummery: What happens when Jenny has to move? How will Brad and Tuck take it? Find out!Disclaimer: I dont own my life as a teenage robot.Jenny was in her room crying her eyes out. Just a few minutes ago Jenny received news from her mom that they were moving this Tuesda
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Some Like It Bot Chapter 2
Some Like It 'BotA "My Life as a Teenage Robot" FanficChapter Two Twisted SisterJenny lay on her bed, flat on her stomach, with a disgusted look on her face. She had converted her right arm into an air cannon, and her left arm into a large funnel. With a soft pop, she shot a tennis ball out of her right arm towards the ceiling. The ball bounced off the ceiling, the wall, and the floor, and droppe
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Love Madness Chapter 2
Days passed and dayssoon turned to weeks. But still there was no sign of Jenny nor Brad.Tuck had been found a day after the kidnaping was reported. He was ina deep coma, doctors feared he'd never wake up from his slumber.Three months passedand finally Brad was recovered, his body skin and bones. Bruised tothe core. The trauma had left him blind and mute. He also was leftwith a permanent limp and n
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Blue Fairy Chapter 1
I never thought Iddo this. Im more of a video game/anime fic writer, but I love MyLife as a Teenage Robot so much and this fic idea stuck in myhead. So...here it goes.-Chapter One:Pinocchio SyndromeIt had been a long dayfor Brad. He had been sentenced to watch his younger cousins whiletheir parents were out shopping. Unfortunately for the teenage boy,both of the girls were loud, unruly and bratty
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