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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Payback Courtesy of Jack Spicer 3

Jack hovers into the Temple with a look of confidence on his face. The Xiaolin Warriors are ready for battle, as the Jack-Bots flank around him and arm themselves for combat. “Well, looks like it’s a Shen Gong Reunion.” Jack says. “And I forgot to bring the casserole.”
“Your fun’s over, Jack.” Kimiko says. “You’re not gonna do to me what you did to Katnappe & Wuya.”<

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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Payback, Courtesy of Jack Spicer Part 2

Wuya slowly stands up on her feet, as the Xiaolin Warriors jump back into their fighting stances. They’re prepared for the worst. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to fight you.” She says, “I couldn’t even if I wanted to.”
“And why should we believe a low-down, dirty rotten witch like you?” Clay asks her.
“Why Clay, you flatter me.” She says, with a small grin. But her l

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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Payback Courtesy of Jack Spicer

Jack flies silently through the air, with Wuya following right beside him. He doesn’t bother to say anything, and this worries Wuya a little bit. Earlier, she barged in on him reading on of his magazines. Needless to say, he was caught with his pants down. Since then, Jack’s been all business.
“Wanna talk about it, Jack?” Wuya asks him. He remains quiet, not even turning to look at he

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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Clay's late night activities

Clay sat in the dojo, bored and alone. He closed his eyes, trying to fall asleep to no avail. Something "nagged" him. Oh, darn, Kimiko. You're so HOT, he breathed. He opened his eyes and realized he had a bulge in his ever-so-tight underwear. Heck, Clay thought, and he freed his swollen member, and tore off his clothes as fast as he could. He was rock hard and it had been a while since he last cho

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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Clay's late night activities

Clay sat in the dojo, bored and alone. He closed his eyes, trying to fall asleep to no avail. Something "nagged" him. Oh, darn, Kimiko. You're so HOT, he breathed. He opened his eyes and realized he had a bulge in his ever-so-tight underwear. Heck, Clay thought, and he freed his swollen member, and tore off his clothes as fast as he could. He was rock hard and it had been a while since he last cho

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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Fans

"It looks like I win." Those were the words Wuya had said when she had her hands on a powerful shen gong wu that wasn't so great. Besides the fact that the shen gong wu could bend as anyone's will as you want. Chase and the monks were aware of this.

How Wuya won? By cheating ofcourse. She slipped a sleeping position in Chase's soup and then trapped him within the sphere of Yun which gav

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Added: 12 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

scary movies

The Xiaolin monks were hanging around the temple one day, simply bored out of their wits. No Wu had activated in days, no enemies had come to steal their Wu...nothing. Nada.

Raimundo threw spitballs on the back of an unknowing Omi, who dismissed the attacks as nothing more than flies. Omi was meditating via standing on his large yellow head. Clay had fallen asleep, snoring loudly. Kimik

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Ask Anyone Chapter 1

Yoko: Hi there! I'm Yoko, a XS character made up by the author. Here's the deal: I've rounded up the Xiaolin side and the Heylin side (for the most part, except Hannibal Roy Bean and Master Fung, they were nowhere to be found, but I did manage to get Dojo) and we're going to let you ask any of them questions (except HRB and M. Fung, because I couldn't find them). So, for the Xiaolin side, we have

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Ask Anyone Chapter 2

Yoko: OK. We're back.Chase: Unfortunately.Yoko: *gives Chase a death glare*Chase: eep.Wuya: *rolls her eyes* So, anyways, get on with the questions.Yoko: Ahem, about that... We got one review, no questions, but we were praised for our humor.Kattnappe: GREAT! Now we're all comic reliefs just like Jack Doofus over there!Yoko: You did nots just call Jack a doofus.Chase: What are you gonna do about it

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Ask Anyone Chapter 3

In the last two chapters, I have forgotten something.disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown.Yoko: OK, once again, we are BACK.Chase: ...Yes...Yoko: OMG guys, we actually have some questions and some comments!Chase: OMG like really?!Yoko: Chase, cut that out. It's creepy.Chase: Ahem, sorry.Yoko: Anyways...Rai: RaiKim sucks (no offense meant in any way if this is offensive to you)
What's you

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Ask Anyone Chapter 4

Sorry I've been so late with this! I've been neglective with this chapter!Yoko: We're back! Again! With more questions!Jack: Woot!Wuya: Can we just get on with it?!Yoko: Jeez crankpot..Ok, since Wuya is being a crankpot we are going to start with questions now!Jack: But that's no fun.Yoko: I know. Anyways, first question...Jack and Clay: Do you think if your guys had gone to school together you wo

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Ask Anyone Chapter 5

Yoko: And we're back!Chase: Again...Yoko: Yes, because we are in such high demand.Wuya: How about we STOP being in high demand?!Yoko: Oh hell's no!Jack: This is fun!Yoko: GOD!! OK, not as many questions now, but we do have a few. We will have to fill up a bit of this session with humor not really relating to anything. Like sessions 1 and 2!Chase: Oh good Lord this will not end well!Katnappe: I pro

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Ask Anyone Chapter 6

Yoko:Sorry for the delay, fans! I'm hoping you haven't all forgotten us,for being SOOO late! But, the author has been just SOOOOOOOO busywith other stories! Better to get something out before the idea isgone, as the author says! We have a lot of questions to answer thistime!Omi:Moost excellent!Yoko:that means we're behind, you twit!Omi:oh.Yoko:Jackand Rai, what are your thoughts on the pairings be

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 1

This is my first fic in a long while, but I hope my pen (fingers in this case) isnt rustyThis is my first fic in a long while, but I hope my pen isnt rusty. Ive been reading a lot of fics recently so its just gotten to the point where I cant stand not to write anymore. I havent really worked out the entirety of my story yet, so please be gentle. Also please excuse my horrible name making. Well, he

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 2

Chapter 2 is here!! Not that anyone was really expecting it, seeing as I still have no reviews dry sobs Soyahhhh, those of you who liked Chapter 1 sorry if the changes in the writing style throws you off a bit.Don't own nuthin', don't make anything. Got it?Clay's POV:5A.M. I bet Matts still complaining about it. I laugh at the thought of him walking around like a zombie in a cheesy zombie movie. T

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 3

Ouchies, still no reviews (. But I guess that's to be expected since I haven't had the fic up for more than a day or two. Ah well. I guess it doesn't matter if you review or not as long as my writer's lust is sated. Please, enjoy:Again, I own nothing and make nothing.Matt's POV:I came out of the shower covered only by a towel. Unfortunately I had only one hand to hold it up with, so It sagged on o

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 4

Okay, I started this right after I posted the last one. Seriously, within two minutes of posting... BAM. This one was started.Don't own or make anythingAfter that last punch, I was angrier than a bull in a circus. It wasn't so much that I couldn't take getting hit, it was just that I was getting beaten by the new guy (no offense intended to Matt). I knew I couldn't stand up to that fighting style

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 5

SORRY SORRY SORRY. I feel bad about writing this now, but I'll get over it I suppose. Please read and review if you want. I don't own or make anything from this fanfic. A couple of days passed and the shower incident was forgotten, or at least not brought up again. Clay had been avoiding me recently and Kimiko had an even tighter hold on me if that was even imaginable. Something told me that somed

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 6

Sorry guys, I've been swamped with projects and finals and stuff, so I haven't been able to post as frequently. And thank you very much for the two reviews (finally! sobs). The multiple postings are my computer being retarded, so I'll be sure to beat it out of the computer some time in the near future. I also apologize for the badminton fixation, but I'm in love with the sport. Well, that said and

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 7

Sorry guys, I had some finals so forgive my slowness. It's alright though because summer is just around the corner ). This is a kinda short fic, so I apologize if it doesn't satisfy.I don't own or make anything from this fic.--After the badminton game, I was a little worried when I saw Raimundo storm off like that (no wind pun intended). He really seemed upset, and it wasn't like him. The thing th

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 8

I apologize greatly for Raimundo's OOC-ness in the last Chapter. And excuse my retarded Clay slang in here. This chapter will have a little bit of fighting, so I sorta dragged it out a bit. I need the practice with fight scene writing.--I went looking for Matt after a couple minutes, but I couldn't find him anywhere. It was like he just disappeared after he went looking for Raimundo. I'm guessing

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 9

My last chapter was a little odd in terms of perspective, and I didn't give a really good feel for Clay. I wanted to give my first real action chapter some meat to it, so I apologize if it was a little... tedious. This one's going to start with Clay's POV a bit so we can get into the feel of the chapter.--Clay's POVAfter that whole crazy battle, we were all happy to be on our way home. Matt couldn

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 10

Finally! It's summertime! I'll be a little faster with these updates if I can get an idea of how to take this story. If there are any suggestions, they're all welcome and will be taken into consideration.I don't own any characters, and I do not gain monetary profit from this story. --Master Fung usually kept us informed, and it was surprising that he didn't tell us about Matt. We doubted that his

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 11

Me again. Sorry for the replacement of chapters and such. I just read through them since I hit my tenth and I found grammar, spelling, sequence, and description errors. I hope you don't mind. Well, my last chapter ended in a cliffhanger, so it'll be easier to understand if you read that one first. Despite the "dirty" threat, I'm sorry to announce that I'm not planning any lemons. A big thank you t

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 12

I started this chapter within an hour or two of updating the last one. I'm a little skeptical of how this'll work out, but I hope you like it nonetheless. Thank you for the encouragement icebender22, it is much appreciated.
I don't own or make anything from this story. --I can't believe I just did that. My regrets started when I saw Matt cry. When the tears started flowing, I realized that it

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 13

Thank you for at least beginning to read this chapter. I want to thank icebender22 and xXNoIdeaForAPenNameXx again, because you seem to be the only person who actually reads my work. Again, your support is very appreciated. I'm gonna start this one up with a little bit of narration.
--After Clay tucked him in, Matt was a little uneasy. Much like a child, he took the Staff of Jupiter to bed wi

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 14

I started this chapter literally minutes after the last one was up, so I hope it'll be done within a week of the last one. --Dawn broke and for some reason, I was unusually tired. My normal morning routine started before the crack of dawn, but the sun was already peeking itself over the horizon by the time I roused. It was probably because of how little sleep I had last night.Going back to last ni

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 15

Sorry for the very sudden ending in the last chapter. I just wanted to get something out. And thanks if you've reviewed, boo if you're reading this and you haven't.
The walk in the garden emulated so many that preceded it. Beautiful weather. Beautiful scenery. We weren't really talking yet, but if it went as our other walks did, the conversation would spark deeper in the garden.As we made our

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 16

Sorry for the very slow updating. I've been caught up in the back to school rush plus the fuss over my new little sister. I also finished all of my volunteer work for the summer, so I'll have much more time on my hands now.
And I have some questionable format in this one, so try to follow along as best as you can. Now that that's out of the way... ON WITH THE STORY!Chris "Is this really worth

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 17

This one was started right after the next, so it should've been in some time during the week after or so. I hope that it makes up for my previously tedious post time, but I'm just hoping you enjoy. Looking into the hand-held mirror, I was shocked to say the least. The person staring back at me was amazingly Asian. The only thing that could've made me look more Asian was a pair of thick-rimmed glas

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 18

Whew! That last chapter was a little uncomfortable to write. Now that that steamy stuff is out of the way, I'll try to see what I can do with this story.ClayMetal. The taste of metal lingered on my tongue while I was stuck in this crouching position. Matt's huge shock left me feeling like an action figure; rigid and immobile. My muscles tensed up and refused to bend at my command, so I was stuck s

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 19

Alright, first off, sorry I haven't posted in ages. I'm really starting to wonder where my time is going *checks under bed*. Anyways, I really lost my train of thought with this story, so I'll just try something and hope that I can end it well. Matt's POV"Honestly, Chris," I pleaded. "Can you stop that?" The two of them were eating in the kitchen when Clay passed by. Chris, as usual, had a stony g

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 20

Wow, I haven't updated this in... a couple months? I apologize if you've been waiting (which I highly doubt you have), but highschool seems to have the effect of sucking away all your time. ECA's are a bitch XD. Matt's POV When I got onto Dojo's back, I couldn't help but notice the tension sparking between Clay and Chris. Those two were hopeless. Not only had they been taking every opportunity to

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

A Whole Lot of Nothing Chapter 21

So I finally decided to bring this story back from the grave after losing focus with my other stories. Really though, I can't seem to work on multiple stories at once with high school in my way, so I've decided to just post erratically in everything I have and hope that at some point, it evens out. Without further ado, here's the fic.Clay's POVTo the east, I heard a huge crash followed by the scre

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Storm Bringer Chapter 1

Ok. Hi. this is my first REAL story, and let me get one thing straight. MORGAN IS ME. I AM MORGAN. Enjoy! ;)Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN XS. Claimer: I OWN MORGAN. (it would be weird if I didn't cause of the reason above)Morgan Elysia walked up the temple steps, ignoring the harsh winds that were blowing at the time, whipping her black blond hair so that it looked like the wind itself.Perfect, she mum

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Storm Bringer Chapter 2

K. Hi. Sorry it's been forever, but I have been busy. Yeah, that's such a great excuse. Anyways, here's the story. The morning was commencing as usual, with Raimundo, clay, Omi, Kimiko, and Dojo seated around the breakfast table munching happily. That is, it was normal until a girl dressed all in black and completely unknown to them walked into the room and sat down at the only empty seat.The girl

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Storm Bringer Chapter 3

A/N Hello peoples! Sorry for the hold-up, real life has gotten in the way once again. Same with my other fanfics. Read and enjoy!Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin ShowdownClaimer: I own MorganMorgan jumped off Dojo, along with the others. For some reason the fact she had just ridden halfway around the world on top of a size-changing talking dragon didnt faze her in the slightest.They had come to th

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Strip Tease Chapter 1

Disclaimer: This is a fanwork and therefore the characters and places described in this story are the property of their original creators. This story is, in no way, linked with those creators, it is simply a work of fanfiction and I will not benefit financially from it.------How did Jack get himself into these situations? He had an incredible ability to be in exactly the wrong place, while corresp

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Time Slip Chapter 1

Disclaimer - I dont own Xiaolin Showdown. I couldnt find any slowly developing romance for Kimiko/Chase pairing. I also like one sided Jack/Kimiko pairing with him crushing on her. So, here is my shot at a slow developing relationship something I never thought Id do, but well, cant really resist.Boys are AnnoyingKimiko was sending messaging her girlfriends as she had a break from her studies and n

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Time Slip Chapter 2

Spicer is the Most AnnoyingChase was enjoying a quiet period of time at his citadel. There was no Wuya there to cause him strife from having to listen to her grumble about her clothes instead of doing something useful, like cleaning though he preferred the layers of dirt all over the place, so there really was no useful thing for him to be doing at the time.The witch was out looking for more Shen

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Time Slip Chapter 3

Authors note Small note for all of those who write fanfiction, brought up thanks to an anon. reviewer. Please try to use proper grammar and paragraph formatting in fanfiction there are people like my anon. reviewer who happen to have English as their second language and people like my brother who is dyslexic believe me when I say, bad formatting drives them nuts. Thanks! :)Dont Mess with an Exper

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Added: 14 years ago in Xiaolin Showdown

Time Slip Chapter 4

SpicersExperimentJack was back at hislab, this time annoying Wuya and Katnappe, who both happened to be athis lab. They snapped at him for trying to interrupt their girl chatand he made a commented about that being ridiculous and nearly gothis head bit off by Katnappes mutant kittens. So, he made aconsensus, he wouldnt venture out of a small, three feet squarearea of his lab and they could have th

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