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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Castles Heart Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Don't own them, never will. Hasbro/Devil's Due do. Don't want lawsuits, only laughs.This was collecting dust, so decided to post it. I hope you enjoy! please comment.Thank you AmyKay for Beta reading!Scarlett Slipper------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The old Scottish castle stood upon the large hill, ivy vines covering most of the struct

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Allies Shorts Chapter 4

Title: Thinking With The HeartFandom: G.I. JoeCharacters: FlintPrompt: Heart.Word Count: 414Rating: PG-13Flint walked down the corridor towards the mess. He was still fuming over the fight he had with Lady Jaye the previousafternoon. Why did she have to push him to say those three littlewords he was not ready to say. He made it clear from the verybeginning that this was just a casual relationship,

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Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview Chapter 1

The disclaimertelling all of you that I dont own any GI Joe characters has goneon an interview. This is just a little insanity that came out of mylittle mind. CobraCommander Conducts An InterviewAll right send inthe next applicant, Cobra Commander spoke. A tall man with broadshoulders, black hair and a blue and silver uniform walked in.Greetings and thankyou for applying for a position with Cobra,

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I Hate Dreadnoks Chapter 1

The Dreadnoks tookoff with the disclaimer saying that I dont own any GI Joecharacters. Just some insane madness from my tiny mind. IHate DreadnoksWhat a day,Cobra Commander grumbled as he stormed down the hallway in hisheadquarters. What a stupid ridiculous day filled with stupidridiculous idiots! AndAAAAAAAAAHHHH!Suddenly the floorbecame extremely slippery and Cobra Commander fell on his behind a

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Castles Heart Chapter 3

Alpine? Lady Jaye called out, closely to the wall. Alpine? Can you hear me?Nothing. Alpine probably went to get help, she thought.' Or he ran out of the castle faster than the Cobras did only moments ago.She roamed her small flashlight around the small space. Where am I? she questioned herself. The thin light roamed the walls, cobwebs dominated the small area. She lifted the light towards the ceil

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Allies Shorts Chapter 6

WHATS THAT SMELLFlintcouldnt sleep. He looked over at the slumbering form of Jayebeside him and sighed. At least she was finally sleeping. She hadbeen sick for two days. He felt her head and sighed yet again,noting that her high fever finally broke. He carefully got out ofbed so as not to wake her and headed towards the little kitchenetteshe shared with Scarlett who was currently away on a mission

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Constrictor Chapter 1

"Yousummoned me, Cobra Commander? Dr. Mindbender approached CobraCommander's throne, walking slowly while maintaining a half bow, onearm in front of him and another in back. Like many Cobra thronerooms, the one in this particular base was lined with red tintedsteel and had various blinking equipment and view monitors. The hotcolors of the room only increased the apprehension of the underlingswho a

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Constrictor Chapter 2

Lady Jayewoke up from her nap to some light knocks on her door. She wasalways an especially light sleeper right before a mission. She wasdoing a so-so job of resting up before her long flight to Australialater that night. There was just too much stuff to be done and toomuch stuff she wanted to do on top of that. She couldn't be too madat whoever it was. Had she really wanted to stay asleep, she wo

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Constrictor Chapter 3

Scarlettformally began her new schedule the next morning by joining Beachheadat some ungodly hour for PT. She had learned that Wild Bill hadsomething similar scheduled for the afternoon when she wasapologizing to him the day before. She was glad that Bill hadn'tgotten it as bad as she had his was shorter, lesser and with norestrictions on field missions. Bill was also not being given theladder tr

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Constrictor Chapter 4

Dont worry,Zartan had an amused but smug tone. I think that this newdistraction you cooked up fits the operation rather well. We slowlyput more and more pressure on the Joes from all sides until we candevour them whole.Dr. Mindbender made noreply, continuing to wring his hands nervously. Zartan was leaningagainst a wall near the Cobra scientist. He normally wouldn't botherreassuring some Cobra lac

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Isotonic Chapter 1

IsotonicSummary: Where does everyone go for the best gossip? Some companies have a water cooler. The Joes have... a gym.Nice rep, Red, Duke congratulated Scarlett, dropping a towel on her abdomen as she lowered the bench press barbell back to its holder with a small ooof. You know youve been working out a lot lately. Beach Head busting your ass?If Beach Head wasnt busting ass, it would be a sad, s

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Constrictor Chapter 5

Two quiet weeks had passed since LadyJaye's mission in Australia. It wasn't exactly a vacation. Therewere still small Cobra cells to bust, not to mention plenty of workaround the base. Flint had recently returned from a business trip tosee Hawk over in Washington, afforded by the lack of Cobra activity. However, Lady Jaye knew from recent intelligence that things would bechanging soon. As such, sh

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Diamond in the Rough Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc , and are being used without permission. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.Rowan Michaels (a.k.a. Trigger), Mirrored Reflections, and the Diamondback are of my own creationThanks to: DesertFox for her work, Wolfman for answering my endless questions,

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Constrictor Chapter 6

Recondochecked his compass. The GI Joe jungle expert had a top-notch senseof direction, but considering the Joes path through the denselypacked foliage couldn't exactly be a straight line, it didn't hurt tomake sure the group was still heading towards their targetcoordinates. Though intelligence hadn't reported a large number ofCobra troops sighted, Recondo had convinced Duke to add Rock n' Rollan

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Constrictor Chapter 7

All of the equipment had been hauled inand set up by the time Dr. Mindbender arrived at Professor Plum'sbase of operations. Conveniently, Plum had asked Mindbender not tointerfere with his work. Mindbender wasn't sure if this was becausePlum wanted to keep his research secret, because he had something toprove or because of some other issue. He really didn't care either. Mindbender had kept himself

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Constrictor Chapter 8

Gung Ho navigated his way back to LadyJaye's position as soon as he could. By the time he had rid himselfof the Cobra soldiers that had tackled him, their leader had securedhis position elsewhere. Not seeing Flint or Stalker, he decided itwas best to report his findings to the closest thing they had to ahome base. After asking around, Gung Ho learned that Lady Jaye wasspeaking with some of Flint's

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Aftermath Chapter 7

The account of Numbuh 5s birthday is well-known enough. Indeed, the circumstances surrounding it, and the final conclusion, have attracted so much speculation that the event is almost legendary. Many facts of the final battle are unknown, though different conspiracy theorists and revisionary historians have offered different ideas.
It is not the purpose of this account to comment on the suppo

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Constrictor Chapter 9

Stalker! Good to hear from you,Wild Bill spoke into the communications screen. An image of Stalkerin some sort of hospital bed was in view. He looked more annoyedthan seriously wounded. It was a good sign. Stalker wasbroadcasting from a secure line in an army base near their recentaltercation with Cobra. Wild Bill hoped they were experiencing somegood Texas hospitality, even if many of the men at

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Diamond in the Rough Chapter 5

Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc , and are being used without permission. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.Rowan Michaels (a.k.a. Trigger), Mirrored Reflections, and the Diamondback are of my own creationThanks to: DesertFox for her work, JohnF. , I would not know Rowan, if I did n

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Constrictor Chapter 10

In a secret basement beneath thesoon-to-be-opened Carob Method Fitness Center, the Baroness paced,her heels making clicking sounds on the floor. It wasn't so much anervous habit as a sign that she was annoyed. Destro would bevisiting shortly and she wasn't in the mood to deal with him. Shefound it suspicious he would choose to spend time with her when shewas busy overseeing a pretty blond agent, c

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Constrictor Chapter 11

LadyJaye lay awake, her head planted on Flint's chest, his arms wrappedcomfortably around her as they both rested upon the top covers of hisbed, still dressed in their uniforms. She wasn't sure if her beauwas awake or not, his breathing was slow and steady and his eyes wereclosed. It didn't particularly matter. Either way she felt contentwith things being just the way they were.Theyboth were in so

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What Dreams May Come To Be Chapter 1

What Dreams May Come to Be.This is a continuation of the stories Ive been working on for a while. This will probably be the last story in this series for the time being. Ive enjoyed doing these, and will probably work on more of them in the future. I feel that there will be other stories about the Joes Ill want to tell before I come back to our odd couple.Legal B.S.: Ive never owned G.I. Joe, but

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Diamond in the Rough Chapter 9

Disclaimer:Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of MarvelComics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc., and are beingused without permission. No profit is gained from the use of thesecharacters.Rowan Michaels (a.k.a. Trigger), Mirrored Reflections, and theDiamondback are of my own creationThanksto: JohnF, my muse, again. Diamondin the RoughByNickelinaTheFlopIthad only be

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New Beginning Chapter 1

Ch.1 The AwakeningShinzui-san!Shinzui-san! I was bleedingyea, sounds cheesy right? But hereI was, lying on my back, my vision going funny and feeling my warmblood drip out of my wounds. That damn bastard had gotten lucky,hitting me in several vital areas. I could see the faces of mycomrades bending over me, their mouths moving, but I didnt hearthe words coming out.Is she going to beok?II dontknow,

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New Beginning Chapter 2

Ch.2Shinzuis POVHmmm, I think Imalmost healed. I could tell from the fact my chest wasnt troublingme anymore. The doctors had all been baffled at my apparentaccelerated healing. The kept badgering me on how I did it,obviously, I couldnt since they wouldnt understand. From whereI come from, if you got hurt, you had to heal fast to get back intothe action. That was what the shinobi lifestyle was lik

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Classified Chapter 1

Disclaimer:I don't own G.I. Joe, X-Men: Evolution, or the characters thereof.Author'sOpening Notes: I got the idea for this from reading Teri'sMacgyver/Stargate and Smallville/Dukes of Hazzard crossovers. If youenjoy this, you might want to take a look at them.---ClassifiedByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---Name,rank, and all other personal information - classified. It had to be.After all, what would the go

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New Beginning Chapter 6

Ch.6Rangers POVCould someone explainto me WHY I had to wear this thing? It was basically a blue and whitejumpsuit of some kind and it covered everything of my sigma suitunderneath save for my hands. I shot Stone another annoyed glance ashe leaned casually against the Dragonhawk next to me, waiting for thesignal. Tell me again why we are wearing thisdisaster offashion?He chuckled as heleaned forwar

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Outfoxed Chapter 3

Lady Jaye boldly strodeinto the light. The four Joes glanced up from the card table, andShipwreck swore when he saw who it was.Busted, Breakermurmured, placing his cards down on the table.What the hell areyou doin down here? Lady Jaye yelled. Youre supposed tobe helping to guard the base! She crossed her arms over herchest, a typical Beach Head gesture.Were supposed tobehave like its just another

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Comme des Garcons Chapter 1

Scarletts outfit and the inspiration for this story are featured prominently in the Cabal storyline of ARAH, #16-19. I couldnt help but think, Huh, Snake and Scarlett are awfully demonstrative this time around! One possible thought as to why. ^_~ Id recommend taking a look at the comics, if you can: she, Paige, and Daina look absolutely stunning in their eveningwear, and this is one of those cases

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New Beginning Chapter 9

Ch.9Hi-Techs POV
Ok alright, that should do it! Man, snake central is for quite a shock when they see my robot hound and bat jacker! I was adding the finally touches and was so intent on itI didnt even hear the door hiss open until I heard a voice near and I finally looked up to see Scarlett with an annoyed look on her face and her hands on her hips.Hello? Earth to Hi-Tech, you missed a meeti

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Family and Duty Chapter 2

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own GI Joe, Hasbro does and all the characters. I just borrowed them, I make no money off them. I also am ripping off, Shedaisy's song Come Home Soon, Disney, Disney Characters, and some of their movies. This is for pure fun, no profits are made from this story. Please do not sue. Again all lyrics have been pulled.I also wanted to say a big thank you to Storm O and SP.By Medic

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Aftermath Chapter 22

=========================================================================================================Duke was humming happily to himself as he worked on some papers in his office when there was a sharp rap on the door. He looked up, trying to hide the sappy grin on his face. "Come."Flint strode in, looking perturbed. Duke shot him a questioning look and Flint didn't wait any time to speak, "So

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Gummi Joes Chapter 2

Disclaimer: The GummiBears and GI Joe do not belong to me. However no one in there rightmind can say that this concept is not 100 Jarred Fouche'(ps...that's me :-D).Note: Sorry it tooklike forever and a day to update this, I mean really. Deployment'sbeen kinda stressful and I haven't really had the time to write thatI wish I had. Though I will be trying to be less that you know 3months between thi

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Family and Duty Chapter 3

Disclaimer - I do not own GI Joe or the characters they are owned by Devil's Due, Hasbro, Sunbow and whoever has copyrights. I am also borrowing from the television show MASH and the character Radar. I have also borrowed the song Because I Love You by Alison Kraus and Union Station Railroad off of their new CD called Live. I did borrow a small snippet of "Already There" by the group Lonestar. All

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A Casual Arrangement Chapter 4

Go back and read this from the start ;) I changed some things around. I decided to go in a slightly different direction :DO o o o o o o o o o o OShana, Patrick, Allie and Wayne were trying to enjoy themselves, sitting at a picnic table, drinking Guinness. Shana was actually surprised that Wayne was being tolerable; she wondered what Hawk had threatened him with if he wasnt. After a while, she look

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New Beginning Chapter 11

Ch.11Heavy Dutys POV
I have a really bad feeling about this whole thing I mean come on, dark alley way in the middle of the night, who wouldnt have a bad feeling?! Are you sure you know what youre getting us into?Firefly, our current guide leading us down this alleyway, gave his usual confident reply. Relax Heavy Duty, I got some good info that a Cobra dude wants to defect. He paused in front

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Aftermath Chapter 24

General disclaimers apply. I threw in a little gift for Slayne ;) Happy New Year everyone!=======================================================Duke turned his head a little. "On my neck? Storm Shadow pistol whipped me or something on the back of my neck. Hurt like a bitch."Stalker frowned, "Better get it checked out when we get back Top, head injuries are nothing to play with."Duke rolled his ey

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On Vacation Chapter 1

On VacationAuthor: This is a little something I wrote sorta as a break from all the action of my other stories. KxJ. I only own Bullseye, Grey & Iron Claw."Jeez. It feels so good to be back in Hawaii." Bullseye said, setting her shades on her hair and staring out at the ocean."This time you don't get to jump out of anything." Jynx told her."I don't have any plans for something like that this t

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Midsummer Night Chapter 2

One.TheCobra Assault Carrier silently swept across the waters of the Gulftowards them in such a manner that Stalker, standing at the starboardrailing watching, went right into battle readiness, his swarthymuscular body moving out of reflex. But, nearing the Dom Delilegos,the carriers pilot swiftly gained altitude and slowed for alanding on the immense research ships stern landing padwithStalker ke

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Family and Duty Chapter 6

Disclaimer- I do not own GI Joe. Hasbro, Devils Due, and whoever elseholds copyright to it does. I am just borrowing them for fun andmake no profit off this. I also do not own the song MondayMorning Church by Alan Jackson. I am borrowing it also and thelyrics. I am not using either with permission, and I ask that youplease do not sue. Since Fanfiction dot net has made us pull alllyrics, please fee

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GIJoe Snake Eyes vs The Crimson Guard Chapter 3

Snake Eyes vs. The Crimson Guard - Part 3Inside Tomax and Xomats office, Snake Eyes and Scarlet prepared for a heavy reception when they were discovered, and if the double agent found them this quickly, then the Crimson Twins and their Immortal troopers werent far behind. So, the duo had to get ready for their arrival.Youre injured? Scarlet said shocked, finally noticing Snake Eyes shoulder. Blood

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GI Joe Heart over Matter Chapter 1

What if the G.I Joe has to fighttheir loved ones when Cobra has made a new weapon which makesScarlett, Cover Girl and Lady Jaye fall under the control of Cobra?I dont own G.I Joe or any rights to it some things may be a bitmiss spelled and charters may be a bit OOC which means out ofcharacter.Thought Snake eyes sign language talkingIn Cobra Lair South America Dr. Mindbender was busy working on a n

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