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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Forever in a Day Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Dont own it, just the idea.Title: Forever in a Daywarning: NOT for duke and hawk fansplease R/R- - let me know if I should continue or notSummary: The war with Cobra Commander has all but come to a standstill. As the last of Cobras men are being collected, a since of peace has fallen over the weary warriors. So when an unexpected explosion at your former command center traps three of y

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A Midsummers Night Dream Chapter 1

Disclaimers: The usual apply, nor do I make any claims to or profits from William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Please dont sue.Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who previewed the original version of this fic and for your feedback. Storm O, thank you for the beta work. Cartoon episodes referenced are "The Gamesmaster" and "Cobra's Creatures".A Midsummer Night's DreamThe hot summer air

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Aint War Hell Chapter 1

AINTWAR HELL?byMaximillian von Fischgeist-----PARTONE-----ChapterOne - Night-----Onlyfour left, he spat, shaking the cigarette pack to see if perhaps ahidden one might join the others from some unseen corner. No suchluck. Hed started the night with well over half a pack. That hadbeen at zero hour. He pulled one of the cigarettesout and put it to his lips. Closing the box and replacing it in hisjac

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Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview Chapter 1

The disclaimertelling all of you that I dont own any GI Joe characters has goneon an interview. This is just a little insanity that came out of mylittle mind. CobraCommander Conducts An InterviewAll right send inthe next applicant, Cobra Commander spoke. A tall man with broadshoulders, black hair and a blue and silver uniform walked in.Greetings and thankyou for applying for a position with Cobra,

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Night Moves Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Please note Ido not own any characters in this work of fan fiction. Any referenceto any person alive or dead is purely coincidental.Nighttime. That is when I am at my peak. There is nothing that can getby me in the dark. That is where I am most comfortable and mostalert. When I was younger, my dad and brothers thought it fun toforce me to hunt rats in a junk yard at night. Dad was the

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Bad Medicine Chapter 1

Bad Medicine Pt 1.Disclaimer: I dontown any of the GI Joe characters. Chapter One.AN: This is a prequelof sorts to my story Hawks Holiday. It explains a few of theevents leading up to that story.GI Joe HQ: The PIT,Arizona. 1035hrs.Lt. General ClaytonAbernathy, or General Hawk, was having a really bad day.This was not an unusualoccurrence, granted. Between dealing with the bozos at the Pentagonwho

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

BLOODLINES Chapter 1

To our readers- Thankyou all for enjoying our two My Big Fat G. I. Joe Wedding storieswhere two couples found their world. Now, we introduce you to thenext chapter in the saga, Bloodlines. Which takes placeover twenty years after Wedding 2!Disclaimer: We do notown G.I. Joe, never had and probably never will. We do not own any ofthe Joe characters in this story. But we do own our characters thatwe

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Allies Shorts Chapter 4

Title: Thinking With The HeartFandom: G.I. JoeCharacters: FlintPrompt: Heart.Word Count: 414Rating: PG-13Flint walked down the corridor towards the mess. He was still fuming over the fight he had with Lady Jaye the previousafternoon. Why did she have to push him to say those three littlewords he was not ready to say. He made it clear from the verybeginning that this was just a casual relationship,

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Another Productive Cobra Meeting Chapter 1

Cobra Commander took off with the disclaimer telling you that I dont own GI Joe characters. I just felt like having a little fun. And what could be more fun than torturing Cobra? Another Productive Cobra MeetingOnce again ladies and gentlemenAnd whatever else is sitting at this table, Cobra Commander sighed. It is time for the Cobra Command Staff Meeting. I shall now call the roll starting with me

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Constrictor Chapter 5

Two quiet weeks had passed since LadyJaye's mission in Australia. It wasn't exactly a vacation. Therewere still small Cobra cells to bust, not to mention plenty of workaround the base. Flint had recently returned from a business trip tosee Hawk over in Washington, afforded by the lack of Cobra activity. However, Lady Jaye knew from recent intelligence that things would bechanging soon. As such, sh

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

A Day at the Pool Chapter 1

Disclaimer:I do not own the characters in this story. I banged this out in 3days and all my creative juices have expired before creating a title. So this piece is untitled and it is the response to a challenge onthe Duke and Scarlett group on .As usual, the hot temperatures of July were brutal. Complaints couldbe heard from one end of the joe base to the other. And according tothe weather forecast

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Castles Heart Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Don't own them, never will. Hasbro/Devil's Due do. Don't want lawsuits, only laughs.This was collecting dust, so decided to post it. I hope you enjoy! please comment.Thank you AmyKay for Beta reading!Scarlett Slipper------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The old Scottish castle stood upon the large hill, ivy vines covering most of the struct

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GIJoe Snake Eyes vs The Crimson Guard Chapter 3

Snake Eyes vs. The Crimson Guard - Part 3Inside Tomax and Xomats office, Snake Eyes and Scarlet prepared for a heavy reception when they were discovered, and if the double agent found them this quickly, then the Crimson Twins and their Immortal troopers werent far behind. So, the duo had to get ready for their arrival.Youre injured? Scarlet said shocked, finally noticing Snake Eyes shoulder. Blood

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Mr World Chapter 4

GI JoeChapter 4Disclaimer:I do not own GI JOE period. I am not a rich college student." The meeting"Hawk: All right lets get down to business shall we? You all were selected for this mission based for the high skills and profeintcy in GI JOE. We selected based on over qualifying skills and traits that each of you possess to some degree. We selected all six of you based on the achivement and your r

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Going Home Is Never Easy Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Please note I do not ownany characters in this work of fan fiction. Any reference to anyperson alive or dead is purely coincidental.Darkness. My friend, my solitude. It is where I feel most comfortable and where I do my best work. Asa child I was afraid of the dark, the boogie man and all things thatwas in it. Now things are different. I overcame my fear, Im mucholder, and you guessed

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In The Family Way Chapter 12

Lady Jaye moaned softly as she rolled over in bed. She was now facing Flint. She woke up and looked around the room. It was now the middle of the night.Flint had tried to sleep, but thediscussion he'd had with his mother kept turning over in his mind. He lay awake for hours, watching her quiet breathing and the flutterof her eyelids as she dreamed. She stirred and awoke, and he gaveher a warm smil

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Constrictor Chapter 4

Dont worry,Zartan had an amused but smug tone. I think that this newdistraction you cooked up fits the operation rather well. We slowlyput more and more pressure on the Joes from all sides until we candevour them whole.Dr. Mindbender made noreply, continuing to wring his hands nervously. Zartan was leaningagainst a wall near the Cobra scientist. He normally wouldn't botherreassuring some Cobra lac

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Constrictor Chapter 11

LadyJaye lay awake, her head planted on Flint's chest, his arms wrappedcomfortably around her as they both rested upon the top covers of hisbed, still dressed in their uniforms. She wasn't sure if her beauwas awake or not, his breathing was slow and steady and his eyes wereclosed. It didn't particularly matter. Either way she felt contentwith things being just the way they were.Theyboth were in so

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

GI Joe Heart over Matter Chapter 1

What if the G.I Joe has to fighttheir loved ones when Cobra has made a new weapon which makesScarlett, Cover Girl and Lady Jaye fall under the control of Cobra?I dont own G.I Joe or any rights to it some things may be a bitmiss spelled and charters may be a bit OOC which means out ofcharacter.Thought Snake eyes sign language talkingIn Cobra Lair South America Dr. Mindbender was busy working on a n

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Separate Ways Chapter 1

SEPARATEWAYSAuthor:Cover GirlRatingPG-13Disclaimer:GI Joe and Cobra are the property of Hasbro. This story takes placeafter Sunbows episode, NOT A GHOST OF A CHANCE. I am alsointroducing Jinx earlier than she originally appeared in the cartoon.Major Ron Michaels and Major Frank Sullivan are Sunbows creations.Directlines from the cartoon are italicized.Thanksto AmyKay for beta reading for me! Shes

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

In The Family Way Chapter 1

Title: In The Family Way Chapter 1?Author: BeckyArchive: Ask first /YesEmail: I do notown the GI Joe, Marvel, Image, and Hasbro does (lucky them). I havenothing so please do not sue.Summary: I think thetitle explains some.Rating: PG-13Feedback: PLEASE! Iwant to know if I should continue this.Warnings: Some adultlanguage.Notes: A specialthanks to Calcitrix for the beta. You are wonderful. I wrote

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Castles Heart Chapter 3

Alpine? Lady Jaye called out, closely to the wall. Alpine? Can you hear me?Nothing. Alpine probably went to get help, she thought.' Or he ran out of the castle faster than the Cobras did only moments ago.She roamed her small flashlight around the small space. Where am I? she questioned herself. The thin light roamed the walls, cobwebs dominated the small area. She lifted the light towards the ceil

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Constrictor Chapter 2

Lady Jayewoke up from her nap to some light knocks on her door. She wasalways an especially light sleeper right before a mission. She wasdoing a so-so job of resting up before her long flight to Australialater that night. There was just too much stuff to be done and toomuch stuff she wanted to do on top of that. She couldn't be too madat whoever it was. Had she really wanted to stay asleep, she wo

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

GI Joe Project Sunscreen Chapter 1

GIJOE: PROJECT SUNSCREENDustyand Shipwreck squinted as they looked across the Pits new traininggrounds. Whyd they make us have to do recon training in thisweather, anyway? Shipwreck growled. It was the middle of August,and the fact that the Pits secret location was in a desert didnthelp much.Whatsthe matter, yall? Dusty heard Wild Bills Texas drawl overhis radio. Shoot, this aint nothin. This woul

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

In The Family Way Chapter 4

Lady Jaye was walkingtowards the armory to turn in the pistol she had been using fortarget practice. She was happy with how well she did. She saw Flintwalking with Duke heading towards the gym that was behind her to herleft. She smiled and waved. Flint smiled back and waved back at herand Duke nodded to her. She was about 15 feet from the armory whenshe suddenly felt dizzy.Flint and Duke noticedhe

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The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 2

ChapterTwoStrategyThe garage doors to the ChaplainsAssistants Motor Pool above the PIT clanged shut, and AllisonHart-Burnett leaned back in the passenger seat of the VAMP Mark IIand exhaled a massive sigh of relief. Looking over to the driver ofthe sleek tan jeep, Allison patted Clutch on the shoulder, looked tothe ground and painfully began crawling out of the VAMP.Mind if I give you a hand?Allis

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Know Your Joe Mystery Guests Chapter 1

A/N:Thanks to Red Witch for letting me write this. Hopefully, its upto her standard of madness!Disclaimer:I own zip, the OCs belong to their creators. If youve read Joefics, you know who they are!Know YourJoe: Special Mystery Guests.ZRRRK! BOOM!Im gonna killBreaker! declared Low Light hotly, as he threw the now uselessremote at the still smoking T.V set.Leave some for me.said his fellow couch-pota

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NEW YEARS EVE AFTERMATH Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER: Junk ate my disclaimer so I guess I'll have to do without.A/N: This is what comes of reading too many of Red Witch's Fics. All recognizable belong to their creators. 'Ain't Love A Kick In The Head' belongs to Dean Martin( the RatPack Singer for those who don't know. If you don't know the Ratpack, I can't help you).NEWYEARS EVE:AFTERMATHTHE PIT , JANUARY 1ST 2008, 22:30 :-General Hawk

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Isotonic Chapter 1

IsotonicSummary: Where does everyone go for the best gossip? Some companies have a water cooler. The Joes have... a gym.Nice rep, Red, Duke congratulated Scarlett, dropping a towel on her abdomen as she lowered the bench press barbell back to its holder with a small ooof. You know youve been working out a lot lately. Beach Head busting your ass?If Beach Head wasnt busting ass, it would be a sad, s

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Constrictor Chapter 7

All of the equipment had been hauled inand set up by the time Dr. Mindbender arrived at Professor Plum'sbase of operations. Conveniently, Plum had asked Mindbender not tointerfere with his work. Mindbender wasn't sure if this was becausePlum wanted to keep his research secret, because he had something toprove or because of some other issue. He really didn't care either. Mindbender had kept himself

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Constrictor Chapter 8

Gung Ho navigated his way back to LadyJaye's position as soon as he could. By the time he had rid himselfof the Cobra soldiers that had tackled him, their leader had securedhis position elsewhere. Not seeing Flint or Stalker, he decided itwas best to report his findings to the closest thing they had to ahome base. After asking around, Gung Ho learned that Lady Jaye wasspeaking with some of Flint's

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Classified Chapter 1

Disclaimer:I don't own G.I. Joe, X-Men: Evolution, or the characters thereof.Author'sOpening Notes: I got the idea for this from reading Teri'sMacgyver/Stargate and Smallville/Dukes of Hazzard crossovers. If youenjoy this, you might want to take a look at them.---ClassifiedByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---Name,rank, and all other personal information - classified. It had to be.After all, what would the go

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Walk in the Woods Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc., and they are being used without permission. Same as the movies mentioned therein. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.Walk in the woodsBy NickelinaThe cold October wind blew on the small team that was engaged in night exercises in the north woods. Be

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My Fathers Shadow Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been, never will. All Hasbro's, Marvel's, DDP's etc.My Father's ShadowThey say I'm something special. And in a way, I am. Why, you ask?Well, I'm the first and so far only second-generation Joe. My father was a member of the team long before I was born. Often I hear the others talk about how I remind them of him. They say that I have his eyes and his stubbornness. T

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Added: 15 years ago in GI Joe

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Life Long Goals Chapter 1

Theother day my boyfriend and I where cleaning up his room, while doingso I found this list of his. I didnt tell him about it, instead Iput it in my pocket. When I got home I took it out and read it. Itwas a list of things he wanted to do in his lifetime. You know, likein the Bucket List. I wanted to make one come true, so I did. Ifigured Id make a story about it so here it is. Snake-Eyes andScarl

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Like Father Like Daughter Chapter 1

It was the Tuesday a week and a half before Spring Break, and thestudents at Fort Delta High School had just gotten some bad news. Classes had been canceled until after Spring Break because most oftheir parents had been captured and were being held hostage by Cobra.Well, you two are the oldest of us all, so basically that meansyoure in charge. Does anyone have any ideas about what we can do?asked

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In The Family Way Chapter 13

Jaye lay sleeping inFlint's bed. She had a headache that didn't want to go away sodecided to stay in bed when Flint got up for the day. She was in adeep sleep and didn't hear the doorbell ring.Flint rose from thecouch, wondering who would be calling at that early hour. He quicklydressed and hurried to the front hall, and opened the door.Standing there was aman about 6' 2" tall. He was dressed in a

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Constrictor Chapter 1

"Yousummoned me, Cobra Commander? Dr. Mindbender approached CobraCommander's throne, walking slowly while maintaining a half bow, onearm in front of him and another in back. Like many Cobra thronerooms, the one in this particular base was lined with red tintedsteel and had various blinking equipment and view monitors. The hotcolors of the room only increased the apprehension of the underlingswho a

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Constrictor Chapter 3

Scarlettformally began her new schedule the next morning by joining Beachheadat some ungodly hour for PT. She had learned that Wild Bill hadsomething similar scheduled for the afternoon when she wasapologizing to him the day before. She was glad that Bill hadn'tgotten it as bad as she had his was shorter, lesser and with norestrictions on field missions. Bill was also not being given theladder tr

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

Family and Duty Chapter 2

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own GI Joe, Hasbro does and all the characters. I just borrowed them, I make no money off them. I also am ripping off, Shedaisy's song Come Home Soon, Disney, Disney Characters, and some of their movies. This is for pure fun, no profits are made from this story. Please do not sue. Again all lyrics have been pulled.I also wanted to say a big thank you to Storm O and SP.By Medic

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Added: 14 years ago in GI Joe

A Casual Arrangement Chapter 4

Go back and read this from the start ;) I changed some things around. I decided to go in a slightly different direction :DO o o o o o o o o o o OShana, Patrick, Allie and Wayne were trying to enjoy themselves, sitting at a picnic table, drinking Guinness. Shana was actually surprised that Wayne was being tolerable; she wondered what Hawk had threatened him with if he wasnt. After a while, she look

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