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I AM A Super Star Chapter 4
Chapter4Thesecond day of school had just finished, and Heinz walked outside tohead to the hardware store. He walked lightly on his feet, notreally caring how fast or slow he went; he just followed his ownpace. He looked forward to hearing his new singing voice, and no onewas going to ruin the moment for him. A few minutes after leaving,Heinz heard a car honk. He turned behind him to see none other
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Phineas and Ferb
I AM A Super Star Chapter 5
Chapter5The SapphireSuite Diner 8:00 p.m.Heinz drove hisfathers car to the diner that night; he didnt have one of hisown. I wonder why Matt wants to meet me at such a fancyrestaurantor, uh, diner. Gees, this is fancy for a diner. Diner may actually be an understatement! No theres noway this is a diner, he thought.Heinz handed over hiscar keys to the valetthats how upper-class that place, or,excus
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I AM A Super Star Chapter 6
Chapter 6Saturday MorningHeinz woke up that beautiful Saturday morning with the sounds of birds chirping and the sun shiningit was gonna be a great day, because this wasnt just any Saturday. It was the Saturday of the try-outs for Love Hndel, which he planned to nail.He yawned, stood up, stretched, and looked at the clock. It was ten. Great, try-outs, (or as Heinz called it, destiny), werent until
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I AM A Super Star Chapter 7
Chapter7Injust one short night, Heinz had called everyone he knew to let themknow of his major accomplishment. It seemed like everyone in townknew about it. And his parents were even proud! A couple days afterthe try-out on a Wednesday was when Heinz got his first call fromLove Hndel.Hello?Heinz answered, skipping the Doofenshmirtzes bit he usuallydid.Hey. This is Heinz, right?Yes.Oh,hey dude, its
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I AM A Super Star Chapter 8
Chapter 8"The Shack" - 8:00 p.m."Ya know," Swampy said while polishing the cymbals on his drum set, "the nickname for this dump is growing on me.""'The Shack'? Yeah, I guess it's alright. Who came up with the name anyway?" Danny answered, tuning his guitar."I thought you did," Swampy replied."No.""Yeah ya did! The other day over the phone.""I did not! I haven't even called you recently!" Danny yel
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I AM A Super Star Chapter 9
EpilogueThe Following MondayHeinz awoke that Monday feeling one hundred times terrible than he ever had before. After a HUGE embarrassment at his firstand probably onlyconcert, there was absolutely no way he could bear to show his face in public again. Uneagerly sitting up in bed, Heinz looked at the clock. "Four a.m. again and another sleepless night. How long is this stupid concert memory going
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Runs For President Chapter 1
PhineasRuns for President! (A Family Guy character is in this)We see ourduo of P&F watching TV in the living room of the Flynns house.On TV, it shows a anchorman with a blue suit, a brown mustache andbrown hair. The anchorman was Tom Tucker, who says In othernews, a job for president opens for all people in any age. This hasbeen Channel 7 news latest story. More at 11:00 PM. Phineas nowknows w
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Ferb Busts Perry Chapter 1
disclaimer: do i really need to put this here? I mean if I actually owned this stuff I wouldn't need to be writing fanfictions now would I? I'd be making actual episodes. Well, anyway.... Ferb Busts Perry (i need to think of a better title...)Two boys of about ten years old climbed the stairs to their bedroom. One had an odd triangular head, with red hair. The other was slightly taller than his st
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Phineas and Ferb
ferbs crush Chapter 1
It was a hot summer day and Phineas and his stepbrother ( who barely talks ) Ferb are under their usual spot under the tree in the backyard when they heard a moving truck come right in front of the abandoned house ( that people think its haunted but its not ) and there was a girl there thats about their age. They went over to investigate and when Ferb looked at her he fell in love. Hello, she said
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Not Exactly As Planned Chapter 1
A/N: Hey y'all!! I just wanted to write a oneshot about my one of my favorite cartoons, Phineas and Ferb. And of course we can't forget one of my favorite couples...Jandace! So anyway, I just felt inspiration to write this and I hope you guys enjoy it. Please no mean comments, but feel free to discuss your opinion! I've seen some people review pretty harshly on some good P&F fics. Anyway, here
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The Epic Journey of Light and Roses Chapter 1
k guyz, this is like myy 1ststorry here so be nice on me, k? if u rite bad revuwz i will get sadand tehn cri so dont this is best thingn I evar writed so ya just sayitz gooda or sumthien dont critzicz me btu plz revuiew k thxO and also Phinus and Ferbb dontbelong to me and stuff dont su me thx1 day phineus and ferb were sittnunder theyre tree and they were tryin to fink of something to do (Ohbtw i
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Phineas and Ferb
The large chat Chapter 1
The large chat19 year old IsabellaGarcia-Shapiro calls her friend Phineas Flynn every day, because hemoved from Danville 7 years ago and the last time they saw each otherwas 2 years ago they hope they get to see his brother Ferb as wellthis year, plus they both dont know what they look like. Hopefullytall, has hair, not blind and still cute Isabella thinks.Smaller than he is,long hair, long eyelas
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The sleepover of crushes Chapter 1
One day 9 year oldPhineas Flynn woke up on an early July morning at 6:59Ha, ha your nevergoanna beat me Mr. alarm clock.He then threw a pillowat his stepbrother Ferb Fletcher, but surprisingly he caught it andthrew it back at him. They both had a race to get downstairs it was atie then Ferb got the milk out of the fridge and Phineas got the boxof cereal out of a cupboard then he saw there was a pr
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Otters Love Lettuce Right Chapter 1
Otters Love Lettuce, Right?By Stor-E-PhoolThe sun was setting silently, seeming to soak into the hillside as Ollie the Otter leaned against the slouching willow tree. He stared fixedly down the lane and into the still parking lot of the traditionally yellow suburban house.Ever since the sun had come up that morning they'd been in the backyard. Two boys; one with flaming red hair and the other with
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Phineas and Ferb
Otters Love Lettuce Right Chapter 2
Otters Love Lettuce, Right?By Stor-E-PhoolPerry knew someone was watching him.He plummeted toward the earth with his usual platyputic gusto and swept off his agent hat as he plunged into the leaves of the tree. He shivered as he crawled to the ground and looked up instinctively.He saw an otter.He blinked in surprise, then squinted his eyes at the willow tree. Or was it? He saw nothing there now.Pe
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Otters Love Lettuce Right Chapter 3
Otters Love Lettuce, Right?By Stor-E-PhoolOllie hated every minute spent in that house that night.First of all, he had to play cars, which is humiliating enough normally, but with his nemeses? Torture.Not to mention that Perry sat idly by, taking it in as the boys zoomed their Hot Wheels cars up and down Ollie's back and tail, using him as a ramp. Ollie couldn't move. They had placed jaks around h
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Phineas and Ferb
Hypno Havoc Chapter 1
I know, I have so many stories in progress, but Ill get tothem.I dont own any of what youre about to read. (Except thebasic story) but on this sight, isnt that pretty much a given?Dooby-dooby-doo-ba!Dooby-dooby-doo-ba!Perry thePlatypus dropped into his secret underground lair, ready to receivehis new mission.Good morning, AgentP. Doofenshmirtz has bought a large amount of construction suppliesand
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Phineas and Ferb Meapless in Seattle Chapter 1
Disclaimer:Lets just say, if I owned them, I could draw them.FullSummary: Itsthe last month of summer, and Phineas and Ferb take on the mostexciting adventure of their lives to save the Universe! When Meapreturns, he warns them that Mitch is back and this time he out todestroy universe!Notonly that, but when the agency comes after Perrys family he givenan ultimatum: Capture the Fletcher / Flynn fa
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas and Ferb Meapless in Seattle Chapter 2
Disclaimer:Lets just say, if I owned them, I could draw them.FullSummary: Itsthe last month of summer, and Phineas and Ferb take on the mostexciting adventure of their lives to save the Universe! When Meapreturns, he warns them that Mitch is back and this time he out todestroy universe!Notonly that, but when the agency comes after Perrys family he givenan ultimatum: Capture the Fletcher / Flynn fa
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Bum Reviews Phnieas and Ferb Chapter 1
Now It's Time For Bum ReviewsTonight's Review:Phineas and ferbChester:Oh, my God! This is the greatest cartoon I've ever seen in my life!Chester: There's this guy named PhineasChester: And he's like" I know what we're gonna do today!
Chester: There' this other gut name ferb!Chester: And He's like .....
Chester: I don't think he says anything!
Chester: His name in the freaking title
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Dr Doofenshmirtz Or Chapter 1
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Or How I Learned To Stop Making That Platypus Noise And Love The BombinatorDisclaimer: Hey, I actually remembered to make one! I do not own Phineas & Ferb or anything that is in the show. Also, I do not own Dr. Strangelove which I so fondly parodied in the title. If there's anything else I put in here that isn't mine, well I don't own them either then. All bases covered! Enjo
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Dr Doofenshmirtz Or Chapter 2
Chapter Two: Captain Cruel's Cruel Cruise Of Cruel Cruelty...Of The Cruel VarietyPerry the Platypus, now as his alter ego Agent P, flies towards Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's lair in his jet, ready for another battle with the bad doctor. He slows down a little as he approaches the giant, purple lair.Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorperated!Perry lands the jet on the roof of Doofenshmirtz's lair, next to the gl
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Cartooon MixUps 2 Krusty Boys Chapter 1
CartoonMix - Ups 2PhineasFlynn: Krusty BoysBoolia Are you readyreaders?Readers: You betBoolia!Boolia: I cant hearyou! Are you ready?Readers: Ready Boolia!Boolia: Ohhhhhh..Whoaccidentally press a button that opened a portal and took our friendsunder the sea?Readers: Alex Russo?Boolia: No, PhineasFlynn! Adventurous and exciting is he?Readers: HarrisonFord?Boolia: No! Hasa pet platypus that loves to
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Cartooon MixUps 2 Krusty Boys Chapter 2
CartoonMix - Ups 2PhineasFlynn: Krusty BoysBoolia Are you readyreaders?Readers: You betBoolia!Boolia: I cant hearyou! Are you ready?Readers: Ready Boolia!Boolia: Ohhhhhh..Whoaccidentally press a button that opened a portal and took our friendsunder the sea?Readers: Alex Russo?Boolia: No, PhineasFlynn! Adventurous and exciting is he?Readers: HarrisonFord?Boolia: No! Hasa pet platypus that loves to
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Phineas and Ferb
Outside the Box Chapter 1
Never know what you'll doWith a simple wrench turn hereOr a turn of the screwCandace tries to but you But it's always for naught Against two genuises like youWho'd think she'd have a shot ?
Then there's Perry the Platypus Alias Agent PWhile foiling Doofenschmirtz's evil plotsThe twin don't know where you'll beBut don't worryYou're secret's safe with meThe adventures you haveKeep me enthralled
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Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 1
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Isabella: TunnelsNotes:This is part of a series of Phineas and Ferb songfics based from thesongs of The Arcade Fire. Each songfic is a dream from a maincharacter. This one is Isabellas dream. I dont own Phineas andFerb or the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is Neighborhood #1(Tunnels) by The Arcade Fire.And ifthe snow buries my
My neighborh
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Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 2
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Phineas: No Cars GoNotes:This is part of a series of Phineas and Ferb songfics based from thesongs of The Arcade Fire. Each songfic is a dream from a maincharacter. This one is Phineas dream. I dont own Phineas andFerb or the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is No Cars Go by TheArcade Fire.Today wasjust an ordinary summer day in the lives of two
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Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 3
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Candace: The Well and The LighthouseNotes: This one is Candaces dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferb or the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is The Well and the Lighthouse by The Arcade Fire. I am serving time
All for a crime I did commit
You want the truth?
You know I'd do it all again
Left for dead, heaven is only in my headAl
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Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 4
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Ferb: LaikaNotes:This one is Ferbs dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferb or themusic of The Arcade Fire. The song is Neighborhood #2 (Laika) by TheArcade Fire. Ferb plays the role of Alexander. Alexander,our older brother
Set out for a great adventure
He tore ourimages out of his pictures
He scratched our names out of all hislettersItst
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Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 5
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Dr. D.: Ocean of NoiseNotes:This is Dr. Doofenshmirtzs dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferbor the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is Ocean of Noise by TheArcade Fire. Oceanof noise
I first heard your voice
Ring like a bell
As if Ihad a choice, oh well
Dr. HeinzDoofenshmirtz woke up past dawn. He got up from his bed, eager to ad
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Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 6
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Perry: Keep the Car RunningNotes:This is Perrys dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferb or the musicof The Arcade Fire. The song is Keep the Car Running by The ArcadeFire. He defendsDanville with great stealth, swiftness and secrecy. He doesnttalk, but it is an asset to his occupation, however dangerous orundemanding it is. He has the ability to travel
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 1
Phineas and Ferb are lying outside under their tree when Phineas says, "It's so hot out today, Ferb. I don't feel like building anything special today."Ferb nods in agreement. Candace comes out and says, "Ugh. It's so hot out I think I'm going to melt."Phineas says, "Hey why don't we listen to the radio to take our minds off the heat?"Candace says, "Good idea."Phineas turns on the radio and listen
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 2
Elsewhere,Perry runs over to the carpet and stands in the middle. It lowers himdown into the secret lair as he pulls out his Fedora. He lands in hischair and pushes a button.Aman appears on the screen and says, Good morning, Agent P. Itappears that Doofenshmirtz has stolen all the water he could find inthe entire tri-state area. Now if I were an evil scientist Idprobably do the same. We need you t
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 3
Phineasand Ferb are inside the house sitting at their kitchen table.ThenPhineas says, How are we going to make the best swimming pool everif we dont even have any water?Ferbturns his attention to the T.V. set.socome on down and watch the monster truck rally!Thenext commercial was the one that got their attention as they changedthe channel.atthe Danville Hockey Rink! Get your tickets before theyre
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A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 4
DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated, the jingle plays as Perry jumps out of hishover jet at the bottom of the building. He climbs up the wall withsuction cups up to an ajar window. He crawls through and lands on thefloor.Doofenshmirtzturns around due to the sound and says, Perry the Platypus, I wasexpecting you.Hetakes a remote from his lab coat and presses the button. Suddenly,Perry is trapped inside
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A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 5
Phineasand Ferb are outside the hockey rink at the ticket booth.Phineassays, Wed like two tickets for todays show, please.Theman in the booth looks down and says, Hey, arent you two alittle young to see a hockey game?Phineassays, I dont think so.Theman hesitates and then says, OK then.Phineasand Ferb take their tickets and walk in the door. While theyrewaiting in line, they could hear the Gitchee
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A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 6
Doofenshmirtzfreezes everything in the building and says, There! Now I canrelax and take a break from the heat.Helooks over at Perry and his eyes widen.Heexclaims, Perry the Platypus, how did you get out of the ice?Helooks over to where the ice was and notices that it is now just apuddle of water.Hesays, Yeah, I should have seen that coming, too.Perryjumps up and hits Doofenshmirtz in the face wit
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Phineas and Ferb
A Very Merry Go Round Chapter 1
Heyguys! This is one of the actual stories that could, but won't getturned into an episode. PLZ READ AND REVIEW! :)Phineasand Ferb are just awaking from their sleep.Phineaswalks over to Ferb's bed and says, "You ready to make the bestcastle of your life, Ferb?"Ferbnods his head as Phineas says, "Great! I'll go get Isabella. Youget the supplies ready."Phineaswalks into the kitchen and picks up the
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Phineas and Ferb
A Very Merry Go Round Chapter 2
Perryapproached the building.DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated! the evil jingle played.Doofenshmirtzheaded for the door as Perry neared. Perry smashed down the door andhit Doofenshmirtz.Hecrawled out from under the door and said, Ugh I think I coughedup my spleen.Perryhelped pick up the door from the ground as Doofenshmirtz said,Great! Now I have to go to the store and get a new door.Perrysomehow rea
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A Very Merry Go Round Chapter 3
Perrylooks around and sees a box full of Doofenshmirtzs ray guns. Heruns over and rummages through them. He finds the one he wants andpulls it out. He flicks the switch on it and aims it at himself. Hefires andPERRY!Allof a sudden, Perry is fast again. He runs out the door and looksaround. He sees Doofenshmirtz running down the street.Hetakes out a grappling hook and aims it and an extended bar ha
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Phineas and Ferb
A Side Of Spice Chapter 1
"Chore inspectiontime!" Linda says from the hallway.Phineas and Ferb wake up.Phineas says, "Ferb,we forgot to doour chores!"The boys hop out of bedand start cleaning up. Then, their mom walks in and notices the bigmess they've yet to clean up.She says, "Whathappened? You guys never forget to do your chores. Oh, well. I guessI can't give you your allowance this week. Sorry guys."She closes the door
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Phineas and Ferb
A Side Of Spice Chapter 2
Perryis sleeping on the couch when the cushion sinks in. Perry wakes upand takes out his fedora. Putting it on, he lands in his seat. Hepresses a button and a man appears on the screen.Hesays, Good morning, Agent P. It appears that Doofenshmirtz iscreating his own brand of hot wings, and you know how people lovethose hot wings in the summer. We need you to get out there and stopwhatever evil schem
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