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Zims plan Chapter 1
It was a quiet day. The weekend had started, and no one was in sight. They were all inside. Well, except for a few--those who were idiotic enough to stand outside during a severe thunderstorm warning.Others, who werent quite as stupid, stood out at their window. Why were they stupid? Well, they werent right now, but other times, they were stupid enough to do stupid things.At a thin, green house wi
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Invader Zim
Its Better To Have Loved and be Crazy than be Inv Chapter 3
Happy Smiles EveryoneThe next morning Dib woke up to a sight that he wasnt expecting. Korkey had fallen off of his bed and on the floor with him. So he got up and put her back into his bedand wiped away what tears she had left streaming down her face last night. He didnt want to wake her because he remembered the last time he woke her up a fewyears ago she didnt mean to but she smacked him around
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 35
XXX Twenty-Four- No Time XXXZim, the other Irken sighed, his voice shaking a little as he spoke, Zim, pleaseZims mouth, chest, and eyes were all moving in strange ways. His closed mouth convulsed with tiny, constant twitches. He breathed at a different pace, his short frantic breaths changing to labored ones, every few minutes. His eyes narrowed and widened periodically as he stared down at the de
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Invader Zim
The Irkens versus The Resisty Chapter 2
Hold that line, men!Keep those barrels hot and melting! If we lose, itll ALL be over!We know thatalready!Planet Meekrob, StatusCoast.The Irkens on the homeof the Meekrob aliens were only hours ago waltzing around, like theyowned the place, even though they did, setting it up for its purposeas ordered by the Tallest: Planet Meekrob was to be made an economicplanet. When Tenn conquered it, she was g
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 1
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter One: ....You Found Me....- - "Oh Miyuki, what I am going to do without you?" the redhead volunteered her thoughts forward, her ocean blue eyes over looking the sky line between the surface and the sky above.The sky line between the ground below and the sky above were the same color or se
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 8
Chapter 8R: Oh my gawd. I wrote another frillen chap. Applaud me now!DE: Wow. You should get a cookie for that.R: Yeah. I get a cookie!DE: No you don't. I lied.R: Noooo!DE: whacks R with a notebook Just get on with it!R: Fine...pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpZim, Rachel, and I had just finished reviewing the plan for the fifth time when they herded us back into our cells. We would be staying the night in
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Always and Forevermore Chapter 22
Author's Note: Hello Fellow Irkens. Welcome to the third and final installment in my INVADER ZIM EPIC. I must remind you that if you have not read "I'll Always Be Yours" and "Between Now and Then", please do so before reading this. I must also press upon you that Red/Erin fluffy-stuff has seeped into the story line. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS TO HEART PEOPLE! (I love the PaR shipping as much as the
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Invader Zim
Zims plan Chapter 2
Yeah, sorry this took a while. I had to finish stuff, then I forgot about this (sadly XD), then I remembered, then it took me a while to write...but, here it is.Dib gasped. He would have the entire world begging for power, and that would be perfect for world domination! He began to think of ways to stop him when someone in a blue house next door walked up to him.Whats going on? She asked, stretchi
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Its Better To Have Loved and be Crazy than be Inv Chapter 4
Meeting new Buds"Korkey i want you to meet some of my friends" said Dib as he walked to the table that he normally sits at, and where his friends had awaited his arrival. Chelseyjumped up when she saw him and said "HA HA! you guys owe me I told you that he would get a girl and that she would be pretty!!!". Dib, blushing, sat down andintroduced his friends. "OK you guys this is Korkey"Dib had said
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 36
XXX Twenty-Five- Trouble Lurking XXXZim smirked as he pressed his back against the corner of the deserted apartment building hall, right around the one that his apartment was located. He absently beat his fingers to an old Irken war hymn against the dirty, stained wall, waiting for the sound of a door opening.There it was. The distinctive creak.Zims pak legs shot out as he bounded forward, paralyz
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Invader Zim
The Irkens versus The Resisty Chapter 3
Several hundred parsecsfrom Meekrob and the battle ravaging its soil and atmosphere, a smallIrken squadron patrolled a secret military installation. They didntbelieve it to be threatened at all anytime soon, but Tallest Miyukisholographic representation insisted that, upon completion, thefacility be guarded 24/7. The group was made up of about five Irkens,each trained, almost, to their fullest ext
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 2
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Two: ...Room For One More....- - It had been over a month since it happened. Everything was back to normal or as normal as things got on Irk. If there was such a word as 'normal'. Erin was sitting on her bed, looking through some books Miyuki had left her. It was as if the Tallest was tr
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 9
R: Sorry I haven't been updating in a while. I have had school bothering me.DE: School nothing. You have been writing but not typing.R: glares at DE Shut up. No one asked you.DE: I know. grins evilly But you now are typing it and you're gonna get it done.R: You gonna make me?DE: yep. pulls out a cattle prodR: gulpsDE: So are you gonna finish it?R: If you don't put that away I'm not gonna tell you
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Saving Grace Chapter 1
A/N: This is an experimental fanfic. I am using a race I made up--the Sunetrians. I apologize in advance if some of the terminology or characters are confusing/just plain wacky. It will all be explained in due time. ;) I apologize if the first chapter drags on a bit--I had to give you guys some background info, otherwise you'd all be really confused. If something is not clear, please tell me so I
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Invader Zim
Death of the Dib Chapter 1
Introduction(Author's Note: Opinions expressed in this story about the illogic of time travel, the smelliness of hyumans or the intelligence of this story's readers are not necessarily those of JoeMerl or FF-dot-net.)Time travel. Alternate realities. Horrific character death. And of course, rubber piggies, because the person who came up with this fandom and all of his followers are a bunch of inbr
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Invader Zim
Its Better To Have Loved and be Crazy than be Inv Chapter 5
Behindthe StallsZimwas in the stall that he called his "public base and facilities"in which he can work. GIR as always was not really paying attentionto anything Zim had said or was saying. "GIR!!! Have you beenlistening?! What?" he said clueless, "Never mind*sigh* Ok what we'll do is sneak out around 11:00 tonight and use ourtop secret weapon!" "what secret weapon master?" askedGIR with this cute
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 37
XXXFourteen- Smile XXXZimhad stopped making noises long before I stopped pounding my fistsinto his face. His eyes were dim and bleak.Heknew I was going to kill him.Ileaned forward on my knees even more, just for the extra security ofmy bony knees practically crushing his bony fingers. His pak waswelded shut, and his mind was half-drugged, so his movements wheretoo slow for him to escape from my gr
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Invader Zim
License Chapter 1
License #1"From Dryvelearnya with love"Boring. Repetitive. Below one's level. Waste of time.Walking 'home' the green skinned boy was already thinking of a new plan to enslave mankind...something involving earthean insects and...... green skinned?!Well, this kid wasn't a human at all. No.
This child was an alien; while most people on earth were ignorant fools only one bright member of their sp
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 3
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Three:...The New Leaders....
- - It had taken eight weeks and almost half a month for every Irken to be accounted for and to be meassured. Erin paced Miyuki's study, nervously rubbing her hands together, letting her fingers lace together and then unlocking from each other. Red was s
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 10
Chapter 10Wren's POVI woke up drowsy and with a slight headache. I tried to sit up, but couldn't. I started to panic and then remembered where I was and what had happened. My mouth was dry and my lips were chapped. I tried to swallow, but started coughing.'Great,' I thought, gasping for breath. 'I wake up only to find that I'm worse off than what I was before'. After the spaz attack I almost had,
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Invader Zim
A Funny Way Of Showing It Chapter 1
Again? asked the greatest when they heard the news about the new invasion. When will they understand their just not good enough for the Astrolian Empire? They sighed. Call up the empire.When the entire Astrolian empire showed up for the mystery announcement, the most excited one was certainly Meg. Meg was different from all the other Astrolians. Starting with her appearance. All the others were a
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Invader Zim
Death of the Dib Chapter 2
Chapter One
Filthy EvilAUGUST 24, PRESENT, 15:15:49Oh, I hate that Dib-beast so much!I kicked the pitiful hyuman can with all my might, and it went flying through the air and out of sight. My hands were balled into fists as I stormed down the Earth sidewalk, littered with more such cans and other horrible filth.All I could think about was the Dib-beast and how he had foiled me yet again, foil
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Invader Zim
Its Better To Have Loved and be Crazy than be Inv Chapter 6
Thegroup of paranormalAtDib's house they had gathered together "thank God it's a Fridayno school tomorrow" said Chelsey as she called Meg and Alexletting them know where to come because they think that aliens"kinda" exist and it is a gathering of the Paranormal(duh). Knowing that Korkey was a little shy and was still sad thather parents had RECENTLY died Dib said, " you know she's reallyfunny once
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 38
XXX Sixteen- Questioning XXXBut, how about you, kid? Do you know anything?Torques stare stayed rock solid throughout the entire ordeal.No, he grunted.Are you sure? The man leaned forward, getting just inches from the boys face. This is a very serious matter, as I am entirely sure you are aware of.Im positive. Torque leaned away as far as he could, distancing himself from the man. But, seriously, I
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Invader Zim
License Chapter 2
License #2"Dibb"Dryvelearnya.Planet of the Stchurmta system. The first explorers arriving there send back only one message reporting of an impenetrable forest of giant plants all around the planet and frightening noises. It is very likely they got eaten by the "noises". After it had been conquered some decades later it remained unused for thousands of years since the work to get rid of all the veg
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 4
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Four:...A Formed Bond....
- - ..."We should have some food slots or some sort of snack things we can easily get to"......"Yeah and we need some new colors in here...like...red and purple or something"......"Oh and some drink dispencers"......"Comfy seats, I don't want my butt fallin
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 11
Chapter 11Rachel's POVWe headed down the hall back toward the cargo bay. I was still pissed at Wren. She was taking all her anger out on me and I didn't need it. She had changed my mood totally. At least I had James there to comfort me. Right now he was holding my hand and giving me comforting looks every now and then. Once we got a ship and escaped, I was going to ask Erin just exactly what her p
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A Resurgence of Hope Chapter 1
A/N: The more I think about Vortians, the more I am fascinated by them. Particularly Lard Nar. From what I have concluded about him, he isnt the greatest candidate for a leadership position.It is interesting to imagine what he must have felt when he first formed the Resisty. I wonder what he felt like when he found out about the Vort sweep, about the Empire about everything. A small little Vortian
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Invader Zim
Death of the Dib Chapter 3
Well, hello, human morons. Mike again, here to tell you that JoeMerl has finally deigned to update after an eight-day absence. School got in the way. Because, you know, that has to come first; those degrees in Communication and Creative Writing will be so useful in finding an actual job.But you are rewarded (if you actually enjoy this bilge) with a rather long chapter--longer than the previous two
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Its Better To Have Loved and be Crazy than be Inv Chapter 7
Not Zim?Later at Zim's house Korkey was tied up on to a table she looked to the right of her and she saw Zim and GIR also tied. "But wait how'd you get there when you tied me up?" "that wasn'tme that was another clone of some sort but all I can tell you Dib friend is that it's not Irken. I think that what we are about to endure is going to be painful." Zim said looking at the ceiling.Korkey saw th
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 39
XXX Nightmare XXXWarning: Lightly suggested gore, odd things that make little sense to anyone but the author, and suggested evil minion abuse, I suppose.Like normal, this is old and I dont like it much.XXXThis is Earth. Something in his brain screamed that the world he had awakened to was his home planet. But, it was so different. Yellow, wispy, clouds lightly dotted the green sky, and sharp, jagg
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Invader Zim
A Collection of Deleted Scenes Chapter 1
If you havent noticed by now, I have temporarily stopped posting new chapters for one of my other stories, A Wolfs Nature. Ill start making more chapters when I feel like a have a better idea of whats going to happenbecause it seems just when I think Im going to be able to continueI get writers block. So, Im starting thisThis isnt really a storymore like a collection of deleted scenes from both th
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 5
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Five:...Taking The Day Off...
- - It was a nice day to sit outside in the court yard. The court yard was between two buildings that the more experienced Irkens walked to and from three days a week. Most of the Irkens just used the court yard to hang out and lounge around."Hey! Erin!
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 12
Hello all. This is DigiExpert, Ravwrins best friend. Her comps been kinda funky and she should be online within the next two weeks but that is unknown. However, shes asked me to be her personal typer of chapters from now on since shes too lazy for it. Ill tell you that she is writing on it again, now on chapter 24 of it. Anyway read please!Chapter 12- Shiny! Shiny!Rachels POVI started to walk away
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Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker Chapter 1
Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-nine in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zims First Love, Zims Future, Army Zim, Zims Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dibs new Alley, Amethysts weird cr
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Invader Zim
Death of the Dib Chapter 4
Oh, lookie here--another chapter of this story, while JoeMerl's Journalism homework remains woefully incomplete. I'm sure Professor Goldschmidt will be proud. JoeMerl is pleased to see so much interest in this story, and the speculations people are making in the reviews. He is so easily amused. And just to explain, in case one or two people did not understand--the letter Louie sent was in referenc
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Invader Zim
Its Better To Have Loved and be Crazy than be Inv Chapter 8
Jak'splan"GooodnightKorkey" Zim and Dib said to her as she fell soundly asleep. "Heyzim" Dib said as he got ready to go to sleep as well (afterputting GIR in a box to keep him hidden) "thanks for saving herif you didn't I wouldn't know what to do" "you know whatDib me and you could actually be good friends what do you say we justput the bad times behind us and call it truce." "I can livewith that"
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 40
XXX Rag Doll XXXZim flinched. The sound of the bones breaking, the ribs being crushed, the pained screams that eventually died out to labored breath- none of that had affected him as much as the final sound.When Dibs neck snapped when he was thrown against the wall, Zim closed his eyes and let small, shocked, squeaky noise.The people holding him back pushed him forward the second Dibs body hit the
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Invader Zim
A Collection of Deleted Scenes Chapter 2
YAY!! Time for another deleted scene!!This one is from Siren of Love. Why was it not used? I know it seems stupid and lamebut, because I forgot I was going to do this particular chapter. I mean, I planned on having the songs, I was just so into the fight between Ember and Serina, that I forgot about it.Im guessing that this would have been between chapters 12 and 13. Ember and Dib are still at Zim
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 6
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Six:...Erin's Student...
- - Think,
All the things that you say,
What are the things that you mean,
What are the things that you say to me,
Cause you're tragedy,
A queen for his majesty,
All this blasphemy,
Your kingdom is crumbling,
You're a
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 13
R: And I'm back! I don't know how long though until I'm gone again. I have a very short attention span. I'm actually doing this because my program that I do art on the computer isn't working. Stupid damned computer... Anyway... On with the chap!notes-'Thoughts' --------- "Speaking" ----------- (Ships words)-will be used later-Disclaimer---- You know the drill. I don't own most of the characters. T
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Invader Zim
Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker Chapter 2
-Me- Well fanfiction people here is the second chapter I hope you all enjoy it and remember I dont own Invader Zim or the songs in her I just own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy.Chapter 2 The Night Everything ChangedSetting 1 Bob's Local PubLizzy entered the Pub looking really annoyed. She walked up to the Host at the front desk who also looked really border.-Lizzy- Table for one matur
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