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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 69
ROBOPARENTS GONE WILD!Zim was hard at work inside his house. If one were to put his or her ear to the door, you'd hear him eagerly working away...though on WHAT...is unsure. Let's all approach the closet...Hmm. Eeeeerie. It's all lit up. DARE we open the door? We dare! And we find a glowing hatch is present on the floor by some moccasins (don't ask WHY GIR has them)...and it's labeled ROBOPARENTS
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Invader Zim
The Things Between Us Chapter 12
For all my loyal readers this is a short preview of the opening chapter of the sequel. I hope to have it posted in its entirety very soon, but at the moment I'm still looking around for a reliable beta-reader. In the meantime, here's a bit of a teaser:-Dib was dreaming.He wasn't sure how he knew - after all, his entire life had been nothing short of surreal - but it was the first thing to cross h
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Invader Zim
A Defectives Haven Chapter 2
1ADefectives HavenCHAPTER2- YoureA DefectiveZimshead appeared on the large screen. Hello my Tallest. It is I oneof your most favorite and most loyal Invader! Me! ZIM! He saidproudly.Thetwo figures of the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple came into view.Purple was sipping his drink through a bendy straw while Red waseating a bag of mini donuts. They both had a rather hateful, and atthe same time, ann
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Invader Zim
Taboo Chapter 3
I dont ownInvader Zim okay?Larkz walked intothe forest grumbling. He had a napkin in his hand had soaked up allof Taks drink and some of his nervous sweat. He tossed the napkinaside and pulled out another one. Note to self: Never-NEVER upsetLady Tak if you wish to live. He whispered as he approached thelast known trace of Dib. Looking around at the area where the hairwas found, he hoped to find an
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Invader Zim
Broken Fighter Chapter 9
Disclaimer:See previous chapter. Hello again! I would like to say that I might do a small time-skipin the next chapter. I figure its be easier than drawing this outanymore.--Zimcontinued to shake as his tears stopped. His dream was still ringingin his ears, the truth of it hitting him hard. That was no ordinarydream; it was a memory. That was what Zim didnt want to relive.Dibstroked the Irkens ant
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Invader Zim
This Cannot Be Happening Chapter 1
Chapter 1 SomethingOdd.Disclaimer: Nothing you may recognise is mine. Sure I provide funding for the chairs the actors sit on with the neat little names on the back but NO! I DONT OWN ANYTHING!A/N: Basically? ZAGR from Dibs POV. Im not writing in first person because I hate writing in first person. Meh. Oh, and throughout this fic there are not one, not seven, but TWO cameo appearances from the M
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 70
Author's Note: I dedicate this chappie to Zim's-Best-Friend...to Ember. I hope she doesn't mind me tributing her character. Imitation is a very sincere form of flattery. And remember...review!THOSEIt was a seemingly ordinary day for most of Earth. The sky was blue, just as always. The clouds were white, just as always. The grass was green, just as always. Gaz whacked Dib over the head with a newsp
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Invader Zim
The Irken And The Earthlings War And Love Chapter 16
The Irken And The Earthling's War And Love
Chapter 16
~Covered Truths~
[ZaDr]Zim's Voot Cruiser lifted up, and it started to move towards the entrance area. Gaz looked over to the left, and eyes eyes widened as they stared outside the window. There on the ground below stood Squilegee, who jumped backwards onto the hood of a Voot Cruiser behind him, and his hand rose up. He started w
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Invader Zim
A Defectives Haven Chapter 3
1ADefectives HavenCHAPTER3- AbductedInthe Earths orbit...Sir!We have another one! Another one has been set off and its coming formthis planet.Announced a shadycharacter. Your orders sir?Theshady character turned to the other. A much taller one who sat in anarm chair glancing at the screen.Sendout a team to go and collect him. Bring him here.On Earth...Zim didnt even get to his living room and out
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Invader Zim
Taboo Chapter 4
Once again, I dont own InvaderZim okay?What do you wantwith me? Professor Membrane yelled trembling at the smirk on Taksface. He quickly gulped and contorted his face into a look ofdefiance to try and hide his fear. Dont let her know you areafraid. Dib said they could sense fear.Tak smirked at himand laughed. What a fool. His fear stank up the whole room; even ahuman could sense it. You humans hav
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Invader Zim
Broken Fighter Chapter 10
Disclaimer:I do not own IZ.Hey! Im not dead! I just started failing school and had to studymore! I hope I didnt lose anyone!Itwas over a week before Zim could trust his surroundings enough tofollow Dib around. Zim did not follow Dib around often; he wasntthat strong yet. But, he had healed well in the time spent hiding. He was now able to make it up the stairs to the couch with someassistance.Zimw
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Invader Zim
Invader Fim Chapter 1
I've thought about thisfor a long time, and this character maybe included in my future stories.Well, here goes...Zim was sitting on thesofa with Gir watching tv. Today it was M.A.S.H. (Mygrandma watches that every day.)"What is with thesehumans?" Zim asked, "Their bodies are so fragile they gethurt 24-7 in the war. And why are the surgeons joking so much?""Because it's funny,"Gir laughed.Zim frown
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 71
WHEN PANTS RULEDLets face it. She said as she sipped a Diet Poopsi. Youre an overly emotional DORK. She took a LONG slurp of the soda as Nick sat in the Membrane living room with Gaz in a big chair across from the couch he was on. You need to find a way to get serious with that stupid alien...and with my equally idiotic brother. She remarked. You need to emulate an adult that was really tough with
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Invader Zim
The Doomed Rise of ZIR Chapter 1
Author's note: O.C belonging to me include ZIR and Hatch however these are only introduced and featured in this particular story and are not intended to be reoccurring O.C. This is also my first Invader Zim Fanfic, but Ive spent a lot of time editing and re-editing it, so be nice =)And, I believe strongly in not adding Romance unless it is in cannon so no romance in Invader Zim from me!Disclaime
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Invader Zim
My life with a Teenage Invader Chapter 2
Mylife with a Teenage Invader Part 2InZims house we can see Gir, who was watching TV. He looked over tohis right, to see the clock. It said 3:30P.M..Masterbe home in fffeeeeewwwwww minutes! Gir loudly said to no one.Suddenly, the door swung right open and Zim, who had smoke comingfrom his head & one of his contact lenses gone, marched inangrily. He stopped half-way from the TV and growled furi
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Invader Zim
A Defectives Haven Chapter 4
1ADefectives HavenCHAPTER4- The HavenTourAsZim laid there in the empty sick bay room he tried to bringeverything of what had happened to him together. It was hard tobelieve that just a few hours ago he was walking down a street withhis head held up and thinking of a way to please his leaders. Onlyfind out that they hated his guts, his mission was a lie and he wasthe laughing stock of his entire ra
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Invader Zim
Taboo Chapter 5
Like the previousA/N disclaimer said, I do not own Invader Zim okay? Sorry to anyloyal fans who wanted the next chapter for the late update; I knowthere is no excuse for it. Anyway a lot has happened since I lastupdated this wonderful story called Taboo. I have gotten engaged andmoved to a new state. I will be including some more DATR action inthe future chapters and I will write some more DATR st
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Invader Zim
Invader Fim Chapter 2
That night Dib walkedthrough the town in a foul mood. He was covered in dirt, and hisclothes were torn from the thorn monster in Detention. He was hurt,and he was going to make Zim pay...Finally, Dib arrived atZim's house. He pounded his fist on the door as hard as he could, butthere was no answer."Open up Zim!"Dib yelled. Finally Zim opened the door. "You got me in troubleat skool!" Dib said."Not
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 72
GIRS BIG DAYIt was a big dayit was if, deep down in your heart, you could feel an electricity in the air that usually was followed by a sharp lightning storm. On Planet Dirt, Tak looked amusingly over a new device Spork had had created as Frequency stood to her side and Sizz-Lorr raised a non-existent eyebrow. All of them, including Sue, who was not here at the moment, had taken an oath of secrecy
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Invader Zim
The Doomed Rise of ZIR Chapter 2
Broken like a noodleBack on Earth, GIR was running manically about the house.EEEEheeeeeheehee! the robot squealed, springing rapidly from limb to limb occasionally resulting in an unintentional cartwheel or two. He shrieked again.Unable to concentrate, Irken Invader Zim emerged from his base, storming into the room.GIR! Stop fooling around. How am I supposed to work on my next INGENIOUS plan with
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Invader Zim
My life with a Teenage Invader Chapter 3
Mylife with a Teenage Invader Part 3InJennys room, it was peaceful and quite. Not one little sound couldbe heardwell, except for Jennys snoring that is! Jenny a-wokefrom sleep mode and yawned. Jenny got up and left her room. Shewalked down the stairs and saw her mother,Nora Wakeman in a robe and sipping some coffee.Morningmom Jenny greeted her, picking up a can of oil and punching astraw into it.G
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Invader Zim
A Defectives Haven Chapter 5
1ADefectives HavenCHAPTER5- AnUnhappy ReunionOnceagain Sayder, the only irken who Zim was able to get any informationabout this ship, was once again leading him to find his robot Gir. Hewondered if Gir had survived the explosion. By the way Sayder haddescribed it, it sounded like he just needed a few good repairs. Zimknew Gir had went through many explosions ten times as bad as thisone and was sti
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Invader Zim
Ask Mrs Bitters Chapter 1
Ask Mrs. Bitters!Mrs. Bitters sets up an advice column in the newspaper!(I can never agree with her....but she's quite fun to write for!)Q: Mrs. Bitters, help! My mom always makes me a yummy peanut butter sandwitch for lunch, but she always puts the jelly piece on the wrongside. What do I do?A: YOU STUPID, STUPID DOOMED LITTLE GIRL! EVER THINK OF TURNING THE RIDICULOUS SANDWITCH UPSIDE DOWN?! WEEE
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Invader Zim
White Hair Red Eyes Chapter 2
Well, I'm back writing fan fiction. Iforgot to mention this in the first chapter, but for plot's sake, Dibis 14, Gaz 13. This should help the whole Gaz being bi thing, if youdidn't catch that. Thank you, sole reviewer on your wonderfulcomment. Disclaimer time: I don't own anything, so don't sue me.Danny Phantom belongs to Butch Hartman, and Invader Zim & Co.belong to Mr. Vasquez. I am borrowin
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Invader Zim
SPIN THE BOTTLE OF DOOM Chapter 1
Grace: what up every1 and welcome 2 spin the bottle of DOOM!Gaz: Oh lord shes a n00bGrace: Hey I am not! Im just a lazy typer.Zim: YOU LIE! YOU LIE!Grace : SHUT THE PIE UP! Okay this is whats up. Im continuing RulerofFires fanfic: SPIN THE BOTTLE OF DOOM! You can send in Truth or Dare questions in this format-Example:Grace- Truth: Are you really as insane as RulerOfFire?Dare: Dont eat sugar for 5
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Invader Zim
Sick Chapter 1
Sick
Part 1.Perfect Day
By Invader Sal
Inspired By:
A conversation withNot Gonna Die
You Could Be Happy By Snow Patrol
And otherRandomStuff
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Howcould such a perfect day turn so terribly wrong? I still ask my selfthis question to this day, But with no one to ans
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Invader Zim
The Doomed Rise of ZIR Chapter 3
ZIR, reporting for DutyIn the cafeteria at Skool, Dib plonked his tray down next to his sisters.Zims planning something again, I just know it!Gaz, who was more than used to this by now, grunted without looking up from her Game slave 2.He hasnt been in school at all today I bet hes working on another schemeI tried using the spy cameras I installed in his house to figure out what hes doing but the
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Invader Zim
21 Guns Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own IZ or 21Guns by Green DayA/N: This is my FIRST songfic, sobear in mind this is an attempt as you read, and, most likely, laughat.21 GunsDoyou know what's worth fighting for?Whenit's not worth dying for?Doesit take your breath awayAndyou feel yourself suffocating?Zimlooked despairingly around the dismal lab. He had been told by theTallest that he was no longer needed by the
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Invader Zim
A Defectives Haven Chapter 6
1ADefectives HavenCHAPTER6- An Old Story, New ClothesZimpushed and shoved every defective irken out of his way. He ignoredall the insults thrown at him, all the nasty glares. He didntcare. He was too angry to even know where he was going. All thethoughts of him being a defective, having his whole entire race hateand laugh at him was all that went through his mind. He growled atthe thought of the T
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Invader Zim
Things Ill Never Say To Your Face Chapter 1
Okaya whole ZaDr story... interesting request from ZaDrFreak22. Hope youZaDr fans enjoy and keep an eye out for future chapters.ThingsI'll Never Say To Your FaceChapter1: Seniors AlreadyDibwas at his new locker, stuffing it with his new textbooks, andgetting ready for his new, and final, year of Hi Skool. He was toreport to room 229, his new homeroom. Dib had changed a lot over theyears. His sythe
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Invader Zim
White Hair Red Eyes Chapter 3
Well,time to write this thing. Thank you all for the kind words. It is thejoy I get from seeing that people enjoy reading my work, and that insomeones eyes, Im doing something relatively well. Once again,no such character such as Zim or Danny belong to me, they are likesugar that I borrow to make this literary pie. Now here, have anotherslice.Lunchtime at Casper high. For a majority of the student
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Invader Zim
SPIN THE BOTTLE OF DOOM Chapter 2
Grace: Ello EveryoneDib: great now shes BritishGrace: Am not. I just felt like sayingthat! OH MY GOD! WE GOT OUR FIRST REVIEW!!!!!! (Spins bottle and itlands on Dib)Zim: Hahaha!Dib: Im gonna regret it but DARE!Grace: 0.o ZimsMostLoyalServantwants you to: Smash Gazs GameSlave into pieces!Dib: NO!Grace: Yes! Here you go (conjures upbaseball bat and hands it to Dib)Gaz has not noticed anything and is
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Invader Zim
Sick Chapter 2
Sick
Part 2. Missing
By Invader SalOhwhere was he? I had been walking for hours searching for my missingrobot. I checked every place, the Crazy Taco, BloatysPizza Hog, even 24/7. So Far: No Luck
Hes probably home, Isaid to myself, that dumb robot wouldnt know where to go anyway. Ibegan to head towards the direction of my base.
When I arrived, Ialmost tripped on a ball that had
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Invader Zim
The Doomed Rise of ZIR Chapter 4
The Horror BeginsZim, this lesson began five minuets ago, sit down.Zim marched through the door to class, whistling to himself. He was late, as usual. And, as usual, no one took any notice - apart from Dib, who stared at him accusingly from across the classroom.Class, continued Ms Bitters, Today we shall be discussing the failures of our society and how you will one day inevitably contribute to it
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Invader Zim
Its Not Easy Being in Love the Sequel Chapter 1
Pleasevisit .com/art/Kal-comic-page-1-98401453for the very beginning of the story. We apologize for making youwork, and for making you suffer staring at my crappy art. Thank you.Hey,Roko, where are we going?Rokowas taking me somewhere, but I didnt know where.Tosee Sierr, he replied.ThenI saw the sign. A big, flashing, neon sign that read To theAlmighty Tallest! with an arrow.Whyare we headed to th
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Invader Zim
A Defectives Haven Chapter 7
1ADefectives HavenCHAPTER7- Another One, BartenderZimmade his way down the hall towards the food court wearing his newclothes Sayder gave him. He did feel a bit better now that he wasclean and free of the scratchy bandages. Also the fact that he gotsome of the things he wanted to say for a while off his chest. Eventhough he might have said them to the wrong person.Wasit right for him to let Gir go
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Invader Zim
Things Ill Never Say To Your Face Chapter 2
Okay, part 2 is here! Complements to ZaDrFreak22, for requesting it of me. Enjoy you worm-baby fans, and infect your friends with our ZaDr goo!Chapter 2: Love StoryDib checked his schedule for his next class, Health. Oh great. I cant wait to get another lecture on drugs and sex. Dib thought to himself. He walked through the halls, looking for the longest route he can take. Dib let out a great sigh
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Invader Zim
White Hair Red Eyes Chapter 4
Sorry for the lateness of this chapter,my readers and friends (well not really.) I have just gotten over abi-weekly length depression, filled with icky self hatred and sadnessand stuff. I greatly appreciate the reviewers reviewing my story theyview, and hope that you all continue to do so, for without thesecomments, I would cease to write, and sadness would engulf me oncemore, like a thickgoo-like
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Invader Zim
SPIN THE BOTTLE OF DOOM Chapter 3
Grace: Im ALIVE!!! And lazy. Today I got bored so Im continuing this fic/show whatever.Everyone apart from Grace and Gir who actually mean it: -sarcastic- Yipee.Grace: I know its awesome! First upGrace spins bottle and it lands on ZimZim: Oh crud. TruthGrace: Hey I just noticed I misspelt the title of this fic. Lol. First up Zim'sMostLoyalServant:Zim-Truth: Which of your plans was your favorite?Zi
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Invader Zim
Sick Chapter 3
Sick
Part 3. Missing
By InvaderSalGIR? I wandered over to the damaged robot in frontof me. It was in fact GIR. He eyes shut, his mouth trying to holdback a cry of pain. He looked stable enough that I could get him homeand help himIn the background I could hear Dib frantically tryingto get the gun to fire again. It was clear that was its last shot,since GIR hadnt been as damaged as much a
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Invader Zim
Attack of the Weezels Chapter 1
Tuesday. Gaz hated Tuesday. Most of the idiot whiners at the Skoolwhined that Monday was the worst, but they were stupid; what did theyknow? On Mondays, you could still hope that it was the weekend. Butby Tuesday, you knew it wasnt.So as I was saying,Gazs teeth screeched in annoyance. Her stupid brother Dibsvoice made her so- angry. It filled her with a rage that could-I think I saw something on t
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Invader Zim
Its Not Easy Being in Love the Sequel Chapter 2
We weresitting around a table with sodas. The other three had promised toexplain what had happened, but they seemed to be having troubledeciding where to start.Kal,said Sierr. Do you remember anything about when you died?Icouldnt remember dying at all. But II do vaguely remembersomeone injecting something into my arm.Right,said Roko. And you know that Irkens themselves are pretty muchuseless, and
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