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Taks Song Chapter 2
Hey guys! Thanx for reviewing! Before I begin my second chapter, I think Ill put a disclaimer since I forgot one last time.Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim. I do not own anything here!---You knew what? asked TakThat you have feelings for me! exclaimed Zim.Why would you think that? asked Tak.Because I saw how you looked at the flowers with a loving smile, replied Zim.Well ya know what Zim? aske
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Invader Zim
White Hair Red Eyes Chapter 17
Okay, guys, because trearoos, one ofmy commentators, DEMANDED that I finish the story, I am posting thelong awaited finale to the story! Get ready for those hats to getblown away!HERE. WE. GOOO!Reina and Madea are sisters. Madea usesthe ring during, which Vlad thought allowed the unlocking of her trueform so they could rule together, to instead steal the ghostlyessence of Vlad, leaving him near-de
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Invader Zim
My Only The Only One Chapter 3
Sorry for how long this chapter took, and how short it is. I'd put more here but I, like, just woke up and am slightly brain dead. I might have more to say in response to some reviews though.Zim was diagnosed with one broken rib from the force he hit that baseball bat with, but irkens were sturdy. The rib was already in the proper position to heal, so after a quick and painless surgery to make sur
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Invader Zim
The Art of Revenge Chapter 11
Chapter 11Ah, so you remember me, Tye Dye. How pleased I am, the Irken applauded, his mechanical fingers clanging together every time they came into contact.Tye Dye, I dont get it. When you were Tallest we all knew that you had only one sibling, your twin. Tallest Mech was his name, I believe, Zayat asked curiously.Tye Dye let herself absorb seeing her brother before doing anything. She hadnt seen
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 11
XXX Fever XXXCome on, Dib-stink. This is just a little fever. Dont die. Not now. Not after all of this.Something cool ran across Dibs forehead, and at first he had no idea what it was. When it came again, he realized Zim was running his middle finger across his forehead.Irkens are usually feverishly warm to humans. Zims hand felt cold.Dib couldnt talk- his jaw felt like it was locked up. Breathing
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Invader Zim
Anything For You My Love Chapter 1
Just a sad, pissyone-shot written out of boredom. Its about my OC, Gam, and the onehe loves more than anything. Other than himself.I DO NOT own thesong Anything For You. Evanescence and Amy Lee do.I lie stretched outacross my bed. The noise humans call music is blaring in myears. Ears I curse silently. Why did I go through with it?I know that I amforever banned from my home of Irk, that now Im not
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Invader Zim
Universal Manipulation Chapter 3
A/N: SO! Chapter three! Enjoy!Disclaimer: I ownnothing.....ain't it sad?Chapter 3: Pavlove--Dib somehow managed tokeep up a good pace with the sporadic, semi-rampaging robot who wasguiding him, blood-loss included.Nothing much had changed. The streets were still relatively vacant, the walls of the buildingsstill held the same griminess they always did. An occasional screamwas heard from one home o
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Invader Zim
Taks Song Chapter 3
Zim was prettysure everything was gonna come out jackpot for him when SLAP! Takslapped him across the face, leaving a three-fingered hand mark on his cheek.Ow he muttered, backing up into a shelf full of Learn how to play guitar,books.Whats wrong? heasked from under the downpour of guitars and books, only to realize that therewas plenty wrong; Tak was headed towards the door, dropping her Books of
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Invader Zim
Waffles and confusion Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I own nothing! If Zim was mine, well the show never would have ended.The day was nice, well as nice as it could be in a city like this. The sun was shining; the sky was relatively smog-free. I walked along the park path enjoying the quiet. It was a nice break after the constant shouting I usually had to deal with. The again, thats what you get for hanging around with an alien bent on w
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Invader Zim
My Only The Only One Chapter 4
Yay! Another Update! If this inspriation holds then you should be getting the next couple just as quickly.This chapter, has a lot happeing in it, progress is made, revelations happen, and a little treat for everyone at the end because I love you guys.Also, I wanna take this time to thank everyone for their reviews. ^^ In the end it's your guys' encouragement that keeps these chapters coming so qui
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Invader Zim
The Art of Revenge Chapter 12
Chapter 12You didnt think something as puny as that would kill us, did you? Tallest Red laughed when he saw their excited smiles fade with the smoke. He was going to have fun with this.Yeah, what dyou think we are? Earthlings? Tallest Purple added mockingly.Well you see Slert hissed angrily, You werent supposed to have an energy shield to defend yourselves. Youd be dead right now if it wasnt for y
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 12
XXX Plague XXXDib viewed the barren wasteland that had once been a large, bustling city with a slight smirk. He could still see the bodies being piled up, some still half-alive. No one really cared or could see the difference anymore between a sick person and a dead one, because thats what it had become- If you were sick, you were as good as dead.He could also still see the huge masses of those in
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Invader Zim
Mez The Way Cooler Than Tak New Girl Chapter 1
KickOw!KickOw!KickStop that Gir!But master, Gir pleaded. Its kicking day!Kicking day? Zim asks. Since when is it kicking day?Since I wrote that on the calendar! Gir squeals and runs over to the calendar and points to that date. Sure enough, KICKING DAY!! was boldly written on todays date. Tomorrows Lima Bean day! Gir squeals again.Lima bean day? Zim asks still confused. You hate lima beans gir.Wel
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Invader Zim
Avarice Chapter 1
Chapter One: FrightmaresHe was lost.And it was dark.The "he" was a newly stationed technician who had been sent to gather snacks for his Tallest. We'll call him Rig. The "it" was the underbelly of the Massive, a confusing mess of corridors he'd never known existed - hell, probably half the crew above didn't even know existed. It wasn't necessarily dark, insomuch as dimly lit by rather old fluoresc
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Invader Zim
Hoshigaru Chapter 1
HoshigaruAuthor Note: Hi everyone, this is basically (for lack of better words) my first ever fanfic and its Invader Zim as you can apparently see. If theres anything in here you witnessed in another Invader Zim fanfic, tell me because I might have gotten it from that story, and I would give it full credit. I am not plagiarizing anyone but the fanfics I read has inspired me to make this one, so if
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Invader Zim
Breeder Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim and never shall. Never!Stupid Resisty with their stupid laser. messing up the ship I amazing Irken technician Zam repair with my own two amazing hands! What in the whole of the universe it that? AAH! yelled a small female Irken with red eyes and a purple hat covering her head completely as well as a purple technicians uniform. She muttered incoherently as she d
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Invader Zim
My Only The Only One Chapter 5
Chapter Five up quick huh? This just shows you guys how much I loves you all!This one is a little bit short again, but like chapter three this is more of a transition scene, but a fun one. ^^I would also like to give special thanks to CJ for once again betaing. But not just betaing, he betaed early in the morning before going to school. So THANKS!Dib gently ran fingers over the smooth, green skin
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Invader Zim
The Art of Revenge Chapter 13
Chapter 13Today youll both die, I guarantee it, Slert said angrily, pushing her elbow farther into Tallest Purples abdomen. Blood spurted out of his mouth at her, but she really didnt care; she was going to accomplish her mission, and a bloodstain or two wouldnt stop her.Id like to see you try, Purple wheezed, blood trickling from the corner of his mouth. Even when things werent quite looking up f
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 13
Chapter Three- MiscellaneousXXXXXX Move XXXThis was one of those times; The precious moments after their more violent fights when they could no longer move. The just sat or, on some more extreme cases, laid, and blinked at each other, blinked at the damage they had done to one another and their fighting scene.In this particular one- an old, crumbling warehouse- there was quite an extensive amount
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Invader Zim
Mez The Way Cooler Than Tak New Girl Chapter 2
Okay! Gir yellsand runs into what seems to be a random room. By the way master,Gir says before running in to the room. You missed Jam day.Jam day? Zimasks apparently talking to no one. Oh ya(Random flashback of yesterday.)Zim was quietly eatingtoast when Gir runs around the room squealing I GATZ SUM JAM!! IGATZ SUM JAM!!!GIR! Zim yellsto Gir. What are you doing and why does my toast taste funny?!H
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Invader Zim
Avarice Chapter 2
Chapter Two: NervousContrary to popular belief, Purple was not stupid.A little slow on the uptake at times, and scatterbrained at others, but not stupid.Because he wasn't stupid, he wasn't fooled.The creature that returned from the underbelly of the ship wasn't Red.It started out as a mere "wrong" feeling in the base of his squeedilyspooch, a feeling that just wouldn't go away - no amount of snack
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Invader Zim
Hoshigaru Chapter 2
HoshigaruAuthors note: Okay, as you all know, or not because I didnt tell you; my computer has concocted the writers virus. For those who dont know what that isYou probably doits when something horrible happens to a writers computer so they cant update and prolong chapter release. Im joking, but have you ever read a story, and then the next update it said something about their computer crashing, o
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Invader Zim
Ill Make An Invader Out Of You Chapter 1
Note: This is a parody of IllMake A Man Out Of You from Disneys Mulan. I dont own thesong or IZ. Read and enjoy!Red: Lets get down tobusiness
To deliver doom
Were you made to be invaders
Orjust to be suffering the gloom?
Youre all the saddestbunch
Ive ever met
And Zim especially you
Soon Illmake invaders
Out of youPurple: Conquer the powerbefore use
Of
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Invader Zim
The Art of Revenge Chapter 14
Chapter 14Six hundred thirteen years. Thats how long she had been imprisoned in this madhouse. Red had certainly done a number on her by forcing her into such a place for so long, and it didnt look like she was going to be getting out any time soon.Though she still didnt regret her actions way back on that fateful day, that hadnt stopped her suffering. Being isolated from everyone else was bad eno
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 14
XXX Training XXXThe sound of the explosions surrounding him stung his antenna with each loud blast. Something near his throat churned and made him feel queasy.The enemy was spread out before him, and he had to fight off all of the Irken instincts to not kill a fellow Irken and shoot rounds at anyone who was stupid enough to poke their heads or some body part out from behind their rock or whatever
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Invader Zim
Mez The Way Cooler Than Tak New Girl Chapter 3
After tumbling through 6 inches of snow Zim got to school and went to take his seat. ThoughDib seemed oddlyHappy today. He was holding two roses. One alive,and one dead. Before he could even ask Dib looks over at Zim andstarts talking a mile a minute. Hey Zim guess what! Dib jumpsin his seat. I was in the school data base and it says shescoming! Shes coming! You know how my dad wants to kill ALL a
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Invader Zim
Avarice Chapter 3
Chapter 3: JellyThere was a few moments of silence, the kind of silence that feels like it was slowly strangling you unless you broke it. Purple cleared his throat, opened his mouth to speak, then closed it again, then finally found his voice again. It came out a timid squeak."E-Exactly?" As in, 'why the hell are you flying us near a wormhole?'Although there was this horrible feeling forming in th
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Invader Zim
Cancellation Chronicles Battle For Meekrob Chapter 1
Dear reader,Before you read this, Id like to say something to make you understand the seriousness of it all. This is not a run of the mill fan fiction. Its nothing like how Zim falls in love with the new girl, or becomes best friends with Dib. Nothing like that at all. This is what happened. This is the truth.Please understand, I didnt ask for any of this to happen. Had I been there, I certainly w
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Invader Zim
Always and Forevermore Chapter 1
Author's Note: Hello Fellow Irkens. Welcome to the third and final installment in my INVADER ZIM EPIC. I must remind you that if you have not read "I'll Always Be Yours" and "Between Now and Then", please do so before reading this. I must also press upon you that Red/Erin fluffy-stuff has seeped into the story line. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS TO HEART PEOPLE! (I love the PaR shipping as much as the
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My Only The Only One Chapter 7
I REALLY hope I'm updating fast enough for you people. ^^; I feel like my writing has really started to slow down.I have to confess something. I was getting rather bored with this story. I have so many other ideas in my head and I might start one of them as well. But this story just seemed to... eh, drift from my head very easily.There are some reviewers, however, that really made me push to keep
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Invader Zim
The Art of Revenge Chapter 15
Chapter 15We have to hurry if were going to get out of here. Something this big would have come to the attention of the Massive by now, so we probably dont have all that much time, Slert said, as she looked around.The Massive. Shed thought of every aspect of it for the past six hundred thirteen years, especially the Tallest. Shed had so long to think of ways to kill them, and a few plans had forme
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 15
XXX Pent Up XXXDib! Get away from that window!The blinds snapped when Dib quickly pulled his fingers, that had been making a peep hole big enough for him to squint through, out from between them. Zim sighed and turned back to Skoodge, whose eyes stayed on Dib.Now he was pacing around, biting his lip softly. That was one of the things the human did most. He was either walking back and forth, sittin
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Mez The Way Cooler Than Tak New Girl Chapter 4
Yes Ms. Bitters.The class recites in unison. Now, Ms. Bitter begins again,Lets discuss why Columbus was a complete idiot. Now, whileMs. Bitters had her riveting discussion, Mez was passing notes toZim.Heyzim! Remember at the planet get together, and u ate every singlecookie from the tray and blamed it on that scorge? Omg I cant believeevery one believed you!SoZim wrote back,Yathat was funny! I got
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Invader Zim
Avarice Chapter 4
Chapter Four: FilthIt had been three days.Three days.Just long enough for Zim to see all the stages of dealing with an emotional problem.It had been quite amusing, actually.At first, there was denial. Purple refused to speak to him on the account that he didn't exist, none of this was happening, and that the flustered Tallest was NOT on a backwoods planet in some backwoods corner of the universe.
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Invader Zim
Dibology Chapter 1
Ok, this is a story I am co-authoring with jelly-chan26 andJournalist793. It took a really long time so I hope you guys like it!Take that! screamed the multiple Zims at Dib. Dib kept a coolhead as he flipped off the wall, dodging the multiple laser beamsflying towards him in a mass of awesome wonder. There was never adull moment when you were the one,Dibpressed a button that took him to another re
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Invader Zim
Always and Forevermore Chapter 2
Author's Note: Hello Fellow Irkens. Welcome to the third and final installment in my INVADER ZIM EPIC. I must remind you that if you have not read "I'll Always Be Yours" and "Between Now and Then", please do so before reading this. I must also press upon you that Red/Erin fluffy-stuff has seeped into the story line. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS TO HEART PEOPLE! (I love the PaR shipping as much as the
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Invader Zim
My Only The Only One Chapter 8
YAY CHAPTER EIGHT!Ok, opening thoughts, um, this chapter might seem a little rushed. A lot of time passes here, and a lot of time will be passing in the next chapter as well. That's not because I'm rushing, like in the previous version of this fic, but because, just, not a lot happens between certain points of time and I'd rather skip them than fill them with drivvle.Also, I'm SO SORRY CJ! I ahevn
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Invader Zim
The Art of Revenge Chapter 16
Chapter 16A soft whimper could be heard from the inside, and Slert decided to investigate. Before venturing forth she turned to the girl and said, Im going to see whats in there. You should stay out here and keep a lookout, just in case.She nodded; she was going to be staying right there while Slert did her business in the newly blown open room. She didnt exactly want to stay outside to stay watch
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Invader Zim
Bric A Brac Chapter 16
XXX Fall XXXDwicky had stayed with his Plookesian friends for just around two Earth years.And this is what he comes back to.Barren wasteland. There are a few surviving cities that whoever or whatever did this did not care to destroy, but there were a few select ones that led Dwicky to the conclusion of who could have done this.The school he used to work at was a pile of rubble, and the homes and b
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Invader Zim
Mez The Way Cooler Than Tak New Girl Chapter 5
ATTENTION STUDENTS ATTENTION STUDENTS! The annual school dance will be held this Friday. Tickets now available for 2.00Ask that special some one before some one way cooler than you does. Dress formal. No, seriously, remember last years dance? I hope you all do. Dib, report to my office immediately
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Invader Zim
Avarice Chapter 5
Chapter 5: Liftoff"Tallests Red and Purple are dead," Black stated simply, "and I am your new leader."Instantly her audience started talking amongst themselves, and still somewhat clouded by her hunger, she let them. Her keen antennae could pick up clips of conversation, her mind buzzing with their thoughts. There were too many minds for her to control them, so she could only listen. Right near th
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Phineas and Zim Chapter 1
I'm going to be writing 2 stories atonce. This has nothing to do with my other stories, so my OCs aren'tin here. I'm going to try to do the episodes in order.Oh, and before anyone asks, I'm notremaking the theme song because CookieLuvahhXD already did that.--Cast:Phineas and Ferb- Zim and GirIsabella- KeefCandace- DibMom- Prof. MembraneStacy- GazJeremey- GretchenPerry- Mini MooseGuy who tells Perr
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