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Its The Little Things Chapter 31
Football
At the end of the day, men only desire two things. Football and sex.
Written by: azera "Surprising-Us-All" brazi"Squill? Can you help me put the groceries away?""Yeah, give me a second."..."Squilliam!" Squidward's face appeared in the doorway. The other octopus muted the television, glimpsing around at his mate with an annoyed look. "What?"Oh no, there was the hands on those hip
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Its The Little Things Chapter 32
Wordplay
It's not what you said, it's the way you said it.
Written by: azera "Curare" braziOf course, life wasn't all mushy romance for Squilliam. Despite his wealth status, he still chose to set up and build more fancysmancy buildings to rake in the dough.The boardroom was never fun, especially when it consisted of stuck up investors, but they always seemed to agree with whatever projec
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Its The Little Things Chapter 33
Woman
They better stay away from Squidward
Written by: Marih "Present Tense" DimitriWarning again: This is slightly more T than the others due to one use of language.
Being one of the popular socialites in Bikini Bottom, Squillam tends to flaunt his assets, whether it be his boatmobile, his thousand square acred manison (besides his many condos, beach island homes and such), a
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Its The Little Things Chapter 34
Shopping
Shopping with Squillam is embarrassing!
Written by: Marih "MySpace" DimitriSquidward had a 3 minute rule when it comes to department stores. Get in...get a simple shirt and jeans and get out. However..with Squillam, shopping was a fashion show.
Squillam would go through mountains of suade pants, jeans, velvety shirt and such..insisting that Squidward stay with him in the dr
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Its The Little Things Chapter 35
Helluvit
Housework and kelpweed and stuff, oh my.
Written by: Band She Back! GeekSquill caught him in the middle of chopping the kelpweed. In fact, if Squidward hadnt been struck dumb the moment their lips met hedve chopped a little more off the top.What was that for? Squid asked as the other tako pulled away.
A shrug. Its been a while since we just made out for the hell of it. Besi
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Its The Little Things Chapter 36
Pet
Who hasnt had to deal with this?
Written by: Band Not Again GeekLike all classes in other oversea schools (and possibly undersea), Victorias had a class pet. Specifically, it was a worm larva called Zoea, much loved throughout the school. It could do pet tricks and everything.When the responsibility fell on Vicky to take care of it at home for a week or two, it took some work to pers
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Its The Little Things Chapter 37
Psychology
Not the best timing on her part. Squidward knew that this Friday night date with his husband wouldnt be all caviar and roses when a random young woman-eel stole his wallet the minute he walked through the door.Needless to say, husband was put on fetching-back duty. Hey, uh, lady? he gingerly asked her at the bar. I dont know if youre aware, but you just took my mates wallet; uh, if
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Its The Little Things Chapter 38
Birthday
I had to submit SOMETHING for the imaginary occasion.Needless to say Squilliam was a little bit pissed.He shouldnt have been, for it was December 19th, his 40th birthday (we are still set in 2016 here, for those still reading this). And birthdays are supposed to be happy occasions, right?
It wasnt as if Squill was stressed over turning 40 and all the stereotypes it entails such
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Its The Little Things Chapter 39
Testy
A faux pas on a father's part inevitably doesn't help any chaos. Victorias class tutor had evidently caught the older of her two fathers at a bad time; if the unkempt nature of his beige shirt and the large stacks of paper surrounding him hadnt given it away, the tense nature of his voice as he muttered What the hell is it now? into the phone more than made up for it.
Said tutor st
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Their Favorite Karate Move Chapter 1
So heres how it goes. Firstyou grab their hand and bring it around to their back. Sandy wasteaching SpongeBob a new karate move inside her tree dome. He wastrying his best to learn exactly what she did, if he didnt shewould probably use it against him in their next battle. Then, youwrap your foot around the opposite leg and pull it back. Whiletheyre still on one foot, you shove them forward, relea
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Gone alafax way Chapter 1
What a beutiful day at bikini bottom but not for one Sponge in this story......Cast: AlexSamSpongebobSandyPeterSquidwardPatrickMr. Krabs(everyone in bikini bottom)~back to the story~Spongebob goes to my dome to ask me "Hey Alex can ya help me fool my friends on National No Spongebob Day?" Alex then replied "Sure, My friends Sam andPeter will tag along." Spongebob and Alex Were Plotting the plan. W
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Gone alafax way Chapter 2
Part 2 of Gone in my way~Back to Patrick~Alex say Patricks Rock opened up and saw Patrick flying and flopping around.-Patricks P.O.V-Patrick was Sleeping but he was dreaming. (Dream)Patrick: "Ugh am I at Jellyfish fields?"Patrick heard a strange laughter which reminded him of Spongebob but the laughter was kind of sad.Patrick: "Spongebob?"Spongebob: "Why did you betray me? I thought you were my be
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Spongebobs Easter Chapter 1
In the subteranean townof Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants skipped happily by the EasterIsland head that belonged to none other than Squidward Tentacles. Ofcourse, as always, Spongebob was wearing his festive Easter sweater,which showed a fluffy white bunny and a fuzzy yellow chick. He alsohad a headband on that had two large pink bunny ears ion the top ofit. Squidward sighed as he picked up h
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Spongebobs Easter Chapter 2
Spongebob!Patrick screamed in horror as soon as he woke up. He forcefully shotout of his rock in his pajamas. He ran to Spongebobs house and raninto the door, knocking it down. He ran up to Spongebobs room andthrew the poor little sponge onto the floor. Spongebob awoke with afright and leaped several feet into the air with a girlish shriek.Patrick! I told younot to scare me like that again! Sponge
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Spongebobs Easter Chapter 3
Spongebob was followingthe footprints carefully; to make sure he didnt miss any.Squidward was watching this from his house and laughing. It couldntget better! Spongebob and Patrick were wearing ridiculous outfits andsearching for their little rabbit, when even Squidward had no ideawhere he had gone! Tomorrow would be the best Easter ever!Spongebob followed theprints until they stopped. He didnt se
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Spongebobs Easter Chapter 4
Patrick climbed thecliff solemnly, trying to stop the flood of tears flowing from hiseyes. He had to focus on saving one friend, though it may cost himanother. No, he couldnt think like that. Spongebob had to make itout, he just had to! Patrick had severe trouble climbing the cliff,seeing as he had no climbing gear. He got about half way up before hestepped on a very weak rock, and fell right thro
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Mindys Back Chapter 3
NextChapter! Have fun reading!Patrickjust stood there with the hugest smile on his face."YOUREHOT!" Patrick yelled randomly."Uhh,thank you." Mindy said, blushing.Mindytwiddled her fingers, looked around a bit and had an idea."How'bout we go and get some food? Just the two of us?" she asked.Atthis time, Patrick was jumping and bouncing of everything, yelling,"OKAY! OKAY OKAY OKAY!"Mindygrabbed him
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Mindys Back Chapter 4
And!The Next One!SoSpongebob and Sandy went and walked towards the movie theatre. Justthen Spongebob saw Patrick at the resturaunt and pounded on thewindow."PATRICK,PATRICK! IT'S ME SPONGEBOB!!" he yelled.Justthen Patrick turned his head and saw Spongebob."Spongebob!How bout' you and Sandy join us! A DOUBLE DATE!" he yelled.Sandysort of blushed at this."SoSandy, you wanna join them?" Spongebob ask
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Mindys Back Chapter 5
NextChapter!"Isee." Sandy said.Sandythen turned to Spongebob, and they looked a little awkward at eachother. Then they turned away."HeySpongebob, what were you doing with Sandy anyways, a date?"Patrick asked randomly.Spongebobthen had a wide-eyed expression."Well,I uh.." was all he could say.Patricksmirked."Iknew you've always liked Sandy! AND THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ASK HEROUT!!" he said,"PATRICK!!L
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Mindys Back Chapter 6
NextChapter! We are starting to wrap up the story now, maybe one morechapter after this.Spongeboband Sandy were in the pinapple."Darndumb old Patrick.. I don't really understand why he did this..."Spongebob rambled."Spongebob,even if you didkind of... liked.. me. You shouldn't continue the argument."Sandy said.Spongebobblushed... he did have a crush on Sandy.. but didn't excactly knowhow to tell h
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Mindys Back Chapter 7
Nowwith Patrick and Mindy!!Mindyand Patrick were walking down the street they were heading for thepark."I'mkind of sorry.. for my... uhhhhhhhh... actions." Patrick said,trying to sound smart.Mindysmiled.."That'sokay Patrick, it was nothing big. Soo.. umm.." Mindy said."Uhh...Mindy? Would you like to go on a realdate with me??" Patrick asked.Mindyblushed. She was starting to notice her feelings for
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Stressed Life Stressed Activities Chapter 1
Yeaaah... I got crazy about SpongeBob this late. I think, I MUST DO A FICTION!!!
LOL. Oh yeah, if I don't update my other fics, I'm busy. VERY BUSY. Must do lots of works.
Well, aye aye, sir! Here it goes...DISCLAIMER: Don't own SpongeBob any other ways. Stephen Hillenburg does. And if he complains... Nah, he won't know."Ahh, the beautiful scene of the Bikini Bottom...Where the alarm blo
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Mindys Back Chapter 1
Mindy'sBack?Heyguys! I think this is going to be a pretty good story. I know it isgonna have short chapters. But it will still be good.InNeptune's castle....Mindywas sitting on her giant bed."Hmm.Who were those two that saved that city called... Bikini Bottom?"She thought. Mindy tried to remember."Onewas a sponge... Spongebob? And a sea star... Patrick..."She thought more.Neptunesuddenly walked in
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Mindys Back Chapter 2
And,the next chapter! Did that take long? I don't think so. So I hope youlike this one!Mindynodded to Squidward and swam her way off to Spongebob's house. Shelooked at the pinapple."Thatmust be Spongebob's house." she said.SoMindy went and knocked on the pinapple's door. Spongebob answered it."Hello?"he said."Hi,Spongebob!" Mindy said."Mindy??Why are you here? Aren't you in trouble by now, by King
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Rose Petals Chapter 1
Sandy woke up with a big yawn. Shehopped up out of bed and started stretching. It had been a long nightfor her. She kept hearing noises coming from all around the treedome. Her stomach grumbled and she quickly forgot about last night.She hadnt eaten dinner last night and she was starving. Once shegot into the kitchen, she pulled down a box of cereal and a carton ofmilk. She ate slowly trying to th
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 1
There was a firm knock on Spongebobs door. Spongebob walked to the door and opened it. A note stood at Spongebobs feet and he lifted him. Carefully, he unfolded the paper and there was a note. The note read:Spongebob---I am going on a journey above land. Would you and Patrick come with me? I want to journey out in the open air again and maybe discover something like treasure. Please let Patrick kn
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 2
Spongeboband Patrick gazed with awe. The cloud flowers that would hang overthe sea creatures heads have disappeared into water colored mess.The sunlight from above got brighter and brighter. Hang on tightfellers! Sandy called. We are almost at the top! The threefriends experienced an awkward feeling, especially for Spongebob andPatrick. It was as if the feltlighter anddry!Thesunlight blinded Patri
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 3
Patrick lowered the spyglass from his eyes and squinted. In the distance, he did see an island! A feeling of joy and accomplishment bounced through Patricks stomach. He saw the shore of the islandthey were really close to start their adventure on foot.Patrick eyes were dazzled by the bright white sand and the crystal clear waters that surrounded it. A lot of vegetation was present, but some parts
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 4
Ithas been a few weeks since the friends have been on the island.Patrick, Sandy, and Spongebob explored all around the island.Spongebob and Patrick wanted to see more of the world above thewater. Every time they passed by an interesting-looking object,Spongebob and Patrick would ask, Sandy, whats that? andSandy would explain it. They had so many questions and Sandy had somany answers.Whenthe sun i
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 5
Thecave was very dark, long, and wet. A very brave Patrick Star walkedin while Spongebob and Sandy stayed at the entrance. The Patricksfeet stamped the tiny rocks, which made a crunching sound.Ah,Spongebob! Im scared! I dont wanna go in there! Sandywailed.Thefear within Spongebob froze. Did she just say she was scared?Yes, she did! Spongebob toughened up. He felt a big moment coming on.Spongebob h
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Beginning of Disaster Chapter 1
Chapter One
The Start of Something.. Cliche?I groaned as I began to gain consciousness. What the bloody hell happened to me? How in blazes did I get knocked out to start with? My head throbbed painfully and I gritted my teeth and rubbed a sore spot on the back of my head."Hey Mr. Krabs, I think she's waking up." I froze and clamped my eyes tighter as I recognized the voice. Why the heck was S
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Beginning of Disaster Chapter 2
Chapter TwoThe Spongebob ComethI turned to face the entrance when the doors flew open, revealing Patrick and Spongebob laughing as they so often do.I couldve sworn my heart skipped a beat. My eyes locked onto the sponge, and I could not look away. It was like I was in a spell; everything looked to be in slow-mo. I backed up a little, afraid that I'd pass out again from all the anxiety. I covered m
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Beginning of Disaster Chapter 3
Chapter Three
Finally Trying a Krabby Patty
AKA:
Developing Feelings?Dont let this kid tell you different. Come and see for yourself how delicious the Chum Bucket is! Plankton hopped forward and jumped on my shoulder, grinning.NO, Renee, dont do it! Spongebob pleaded beside me. Grimacing, I thought about the last time I saw inside the Chum Bucket. That was when Spongebob was forced
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Beginning of Disaster Chapter 4
Spending Time-I was seriously beginning to regretagreeing to hang out with the absorbent fry cook. Ever since wedleft the eatery, hed been blabbing non-stop about Patrick,jelly-fishing, Squidward, Sandy, his snail Gary, Krabby Patties, andsomething about his parents. I couldnt catch any of it. I trailedbehind the chipper sponge in a daze, my hand clasped in his as hetugged me along. I sighed silen
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Beginning of Disaster Chapter 5
Getting To Know YouUm SpongeBob? Icalled.Did you catch one? SpongeBob eagerly asked me ashe ran over, skidding to a stop in front of my irked expression.Wordlessly, I showed him my very empty net. A slow, sheepish grinspread across his cheeky face. Oh you didnt catchone He muttered and avoided my gaze. I sighed and hungmy head.Look, SpongeBob, I dont think Im cut outfor jelly fishing. I told him a
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 1
Spongy Love: RevisedSummary- A new girl comes to Bikini Bottom and Spongebob falls for her, but she's more than looks. Could the gang get that through his head and why does Sandy have sudden hatred towards her?I don't own Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, Gray, Pearl, or Mr. KrabsBut I do own AilaniAilaniXSpongebobXSandyIt was a regular day at the Krusty Krabs where many fish in Biki
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 2
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverSpongebob and Ailani were walking around the town seeing the sights when the came across a huge familiar rock."Who lives here Spongebob?" Ailani asked."My best friend Patrick." Spongebob said knocking on the rock as it flipped open to see Patrick on top smiling."Hi Spongebob," Patrick shouted falling off th
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 3
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverAfter leaving with Patrick, Spongebob and Ailani went to see Sandy at her Treedome."Who lives here Spongebob?" Ailani asked as he smirked."My friend Sandy." Spongebob said as he knocked on the metal door."I'll be down in a minute!" A female voice shouted, soon enough Sandy came down.Hello Sandy. Spongebob s
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 4
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverAfter leaving the Treedome Spongebob and Ailani were walking to the pineapple AKA Spongebob's house."So this is your house?" Ailani asked."Yep. This is Squarepants residents," Spongebob said proudly as they went in, "Gary I'm home!""Meow." Gary meowed."Awe he's so cute." Ailani cooed reaching out to pet him
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 5
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverThe next day at the Krusty Krab Spongebob was talking to Mr. Krabs."So me boy how was the date?" Mr. Krabs asked."Mr. Krabs. It wasn't a date I was just showing her around town." Spongebob said."Sure it wasn't me boy." Mr. Krabs said."Mr. Krabs." Spongebob whined."Fine, fine, fine Spongebob. Only joking." M
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 6
Sorry for the delay, but here's the next chapter.Spongebob and friends belongs to its creatorsAilani belongs to meBy 6 PM Spongebob was at the Krusty Krabs in a fancy tuxedo."Looking sharp lad." Mr. Krabs said."Thank you Mr. Krabs. She should be here soon." Spongebob said as they saw a big limo pull up."That's her!" Pearl squealed. Out came Ailani more beautiful than ever in a long red dress with
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 7
Sorry for the very delay, but here's the next chapter.Spongebob and friends belongs to its creatorsAilani belongs to meThe next day Pearl, Ailani, and Sandy were at the mall."Remind me why she's here?" Sandy asked annoyed while crossing her arms."We're girls and we need to shop." Pearl said."Ugh." Sandy groaned rolling her eyes."Where do we go first?" Ailani asked."Clothes store." Pearl said as th
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