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Squidward finds love Chapter 3
Authors note: Wow, Icant believe I got 45 hits in only 3 days!!!!! Thanks so much forreading this people and by the way I just noticed I spelledunfortunately wrong in the last chapter!!! Sorry about that. Illtotally try not to spell anything wrong again. By the way, thanks somuch for the tips, they really helped. So,I guess Ill see you next week. She said as she threw her trashaway. Thats when I r
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sUiCyDe Chapter 1
athurz not: thiz is a depr3ssing story abot spandy. if u dont lyk luv or sad stuf dont red. so u no, i am emo and this stuf is teh tru life.spongbob got fyredflashback:mrkrabs: ur fired, spongbob you b#*(&!spongbob: m*therfuker!end fleshbackso spongeybob w3nt in2 the kitchin and found a knife.gary, i will kill myself, he sad, crying.th3n he put teh nife at his wrist and made cut marks up and d
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The Revenge of Reflecto Chapter 6
DISCLAIMER: I do not own SpongeBobDISCLAIMER: I do notown SpongeBob. How many times do I have to say it, for Petessake?The customers in theKrusty Krab were terrified. A robber broke in demanding the owner tosurrender his money, and knowing Mr. Krabs, he wouldnt comply. Sothe people thought the robber, Reflecto, would take his anger out onthem. But they neednt have feared. For in that very eatinges
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Jealous of a Star Chapter 3
Before you read:Authors Notes:Okay this is a pretty short chapter. Explaining what happens to Patrick after the going-ons at the Treedome.NOTE:You might get confused, so just to point out, in this chapter, the story is narrating for Patrick's thoughts. The mystery teddy bear will be revealed in the next chapter.Onward to the story!Squareants vs. SmartpantsIll show you allPatrick was alone, sitting
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Squidward finds love Chapter 4
Authors note: Thanksto all of you out there who have been following this story I cantbelieve Im all ready on the fourth chapter and I would just liketo say I wont disappoint. Just one more thing, Squids girl needs aname and I have no idea what it should be!!!! If you guys have anyideas please write them in a review. If you come up with a good namethen Ill totally use it in the story!!!! And give y
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sUiCyDe Chapter 2
"SPONGEBOB! NO!!!!" Sandy wailed, hastily tossing the blood encrusted knife out of the sponge's hand."S-Sandy . . .?" SpongeBob opened his eyes wearily, bright blue orbs wet with tears he'd been unaware he'd shed. "Wh-what . . . S-Sandy, why are you . . .?""SpongeBob, why would you do this? Oh god . . ." The squirrel began to cry as well, a shocking thing for the generally strong willed Texan. "Go
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The Revenge of Reflecto Chapter 7
DISCLAIMER: I dont own SpongeBobDISCLAIMER: I dontown SpongeBob. Please dont sue!Squidward Tentaclesawoke in Bikini Bottom hospital. He didnt remember anything thathad happened to him in the last 24 hours, and he wondered what he wasdoing there in the first place.Where am I? heasked.Suddenly he realizedthat SpongeBob and Patrick were at his side. SpongeBob said,Squidward, youre back! Thank goodnes
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Jealous of a Star Chapter 4
Before you read:Authors Notes:Sorry this chapter took so long, it's just that this chapter and the next chapter had to be almost flawlessly planned. Also, I'm not getting very motivated, so I'll probably abandon this story before it hits it's sequel. NOTE:
There are two parts to this chapter. It was usually supposed to be only one chapter, but it was separated for unknown reasons...SPECIAL TH
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Squidward finds love Chapter 5
Authors note: All ofyou who have been reading this SpongeBob story guess whatImnow writing a Twilight story!!!! Its about Emmet!!!! If you haveread twilight and like comedy please check it out. Its thefunniest and longest story I have yet. Oh and dont worry. Illstill be updating this story as currently as I have been.
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The Revenge of Reflecto Chapter 8
DISCLAIMER: I am not Stephen HillenburgDISCLAIMER: I am notStephen Hillenburg. I neither own nor claim to own SpongeBobSquarePants.That night, SpongeBoband Patrick snuck into Bikini Bottom Hospital through the air vents. They were worried about the safety of the hospital staff, as Reflectowas one of the patients. And since Reflecto held no regard for life,for all they knew he would kill the doctor
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Squidward finds love Chapter 6
Authorsnote: Wow, 115 people have read this story!! Thats so cool. I wishthose people would write a review. That would be so cool to have thatmany reviews. Too bad most people dont bother to write one. To allthose people who actually bother to take the time to write a review Iwould just like to say thank you. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!! SinceI really didnt want to be alone in boat with SpongeBob
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Why Chapter 2
Thankyou YodaClone13 for reviewing and thank you Lord Royal Highness Fanfor adding me to your author alert list. Second chapter is herefinally, and thanks to help from readers (and my ipod) its beenrevised and made a little better then it initially was. So here itis, warning it may be short.Chapter two; hit men and wonderful police.Andycrossed the road, a small drawstring backpack hung from hersho
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The Revenge of Reflecto Chapter 9
DISCLAIMER: I will never own SpongeBobDISCLAIMER: I willnever own SpongeBob. Deal with it.Reflecto had justturned on Sandys invention. It had originally been designed toprovide solar power to Bikini Bottom, just in case theenvironmentalists finally got listened to and people stopped drivinggas guzzlers. But Reflecto was using it to turn the sun into a redgiant in order to increase his strength, as
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The Craziness of SpongeBob Chapter 1
These are just some rather funny short stories that I came up with. Maybe you can think of it as a sort of a episode, but it contains the true craziness of SpongeBob, or at least in the earlier seasons before the episodes began losing their luster a little. Please read and review to tell me what you think of these kind of stories.Title: The Great White LieSummary: SpongeBob learns a lesson on lies
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Squidward finds love Chapter 7
Authors note: SorryI havent written in 3 days, I had to do a science project andstudy for a Spanish final. Now that thats over I can final write!!Afterleaving the Chum bucket Spon- Master Sponge told me that I hadto be up and ready to meet him at Mr. Crabs house at four am. Whatthe heck were we going to do there, try to steal his secret recipe? Imean he was my boss; If I wanted to know it that bad
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Their First Meeting Chapter 1
How Spongebob MetPatrick:Notes: They arein elementary school. Not babies, like they made it look in oneepisode.Chapter 1:Spongebob:Spongebob was 6years old, and he was alone. Since everyone around him classified himas a "weirdo", nobody went around him. In kindergarden,people threw paper, they dabbed paint on him, and drew on him. Hethen began 1st grade, where we begin.Spongebob enteredfirst grade
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Honest Loss Chapter 1
The biggest part of being best friends with someone was being honest, no matter what. It was all part of the Best Friends Forever Club oath. Honesty no matter what. Because the truth was always in the best interest of your number one pal.But did that mean he had to be so blunt, so completely forthright in his response?Just this once, SpongeBob wished to be lied to, or at least eased into the truth
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Squidward finds love Chapter 8
Authors note: Ok soI needed a name for Squids girl and I got a lot of names for herfrom all you people who wrote them in a review. Im not sure whichone to use so I put up a poll!!! Please help me out, the polls on myprofile, read it, chose an answer!!!! The sooner you do the soonerSquids girl will have a name and the sooner he can go on his date!!!So hurry up or hell be doing things with SpongeBob
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Spongebobs Elementary School Years Lunchtime Chapter 1
It was the first day ofschool. Mrs. Flounders elementary school class had about 20 brightshining students in it. And then there was Squidward. He was alwaysin a bad mood, and nobody knew why. He didnt even laugh with theother when Mrs. Flounder sat on the tack on her chair. He was just alonely child. Lunchtime was the worst time of day for him though, andthat poor little squid grimaced when he hea
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A Kristmas Karol Chapter 1
A/N: I was planning to post this at the appropriate time, but then realized there would just be more of them then. I wrote this simply because the Spongebob ones on this site are all unfinished/OOC. I just wanted to try to do the spoofing justice before this plot suffers further overuse. So unless you reeeeeally hate the fic, please, no more Christmas Carols..! (No offense, I just think Dickens ne
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The Craziness of SpongeBob Chapter 3
As always, these stories are rightfully mines! I always like to give a short summary of the story and leave the reader to decide if they like the idea of it or not. Also, SpongeBob and friends do not belong to me, theyre Stephen Hillenburgs. But I am a loyal SpongeBob fan, and they should go back to doing the stories the right way like they used to do. Aw well, dont flame me on my own opinion!Titl
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Squidward finds love Chapter 9
Authors note: Sorry Ihavent added to this story since Wednesday, I just kinda didntknow what should really happen next..anyway, hear iss what I cameup with, hope you enjoy, if it sucks tell me, Ill change it.Okso we were at Mr. Crabs house and SpongeBob finally told me whatwe were going to be doing hear, he said we were going to trysneakiness again.oh this was just going to be great. Now howexactl
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Best Friends Day Chapter 1
Spongebob and Patrickwere walking through Jellyfish Fields one bright day. For somestrange reason, they werent jellyfishing (Partially becausePatrick had tried to use his as a toilet brush the day before. Thenhe forgot about the whole thing and tried to use it as a toothbrush!)It was a good day because it was Best Friends Day.Patrick, will wealways be friends? Spongebob asked innocently.Well I wou
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A Kristmas Karol Chapter 2
That night, thethree of them crept silently across Mr. Krabs lawn, halting rightbelow his window.Everybodyready? Spongebob whispered. Patrick and Squidward nodded.Patrick wore awreath of holly on his pointy head, and under the wreath was a shaggyorange wig. Fake facial hair adorned his face, and he wore a long redbedsheet toga.Squidward simplywore a hooded gray bedsheet cloak.Spongebobhimself had
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The Craziness of SpongeBob Chapter 4
As always, another funny story to tickle your fancy. Be sure to give me a story review of each story just for fun. I love SpongeBob, and still remain a adamant watcher even if the newer episodes are little over the top. This one should prove to be a real comedy.Title: Lights OutSummary: A blackout in the neighborhood causes chaos among SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward.[We see the three houses of w
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 1
Spongy Love: RevisedSummary- A new girl comes to Bikini Bottom and Spongebob falls for her, but she's more than looks. Could the gang get that through his head and why does Sandy have sudden hatred towards her?I don't own Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, Gray, Pearl, or Mr. KrabsBut I do own AilaniAilaniXSpongebobXSandyIt was a regular day at the Krusty Krabs where many fish in Biki
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Almost Asexual Chapter 1
A/N: So as most of you already know, Hillenburg has said in an interview that SpongeBob is almost asexual. And even though I admittedly like the idea of him paired with almost every main character, I thought this would be an interesting concept to explore.Rated T (though one small part comes very close to M.). Not unusually, this fic gets weird and gross at times. So warning and all that.Almost A
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A Kristmas Karol Chapter 3
The sun rose beautifully overSpongebobs street, its rays broadcasting peace and tranquility.Well, here itis, Christmas Day in Bikini Bottom. announced a nasally Frenchvoice, And here, inside zis festively decorated pineapple, ouryoung sponge is about to wake up.Spongebob laysnoozing in his bed; Gary lay on the floor beside him. Spongebobsalarm clock showed five seconds to seven.As soon as thesecon
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The Craziness of SpongeBob Chapter 5
Title: Yard WarSummary: SpongeBob and Patrick try having a yard sale togetherToday, SpongeBob was happily inside his cozy pineapple home under the sea. He was just preparing to get dinner ready for his beloved pet Gary who patiently waited for his meal to be delivered. A busy SpongeBob is fumbling around in his cabinet and trying to decide what itll be today.Okay Gary! What do ya feel like having
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 2
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverSpongebob and Ailani were walking around the town seeing the sights when the came across a huge familiar rock."Who lives here Spongebob?" Ailani asked."My best friend Patrick." Spongebob said knocking on the rock as it flipped open to see Patrick on top smiling."Hi Spongebob," Patrick shouted falling off th
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Spongebob Valentines Day Chapter 1
Squidward Tentacles wassitting alone in a giant fuzzy chair in his living room by the fire.It was Valentines Day and he had a piping hot cup of tea and he wassipping it while reading a good book. However, he was unaware thatSpongebob was on his pineapple roof spying on Squidward with hissuper sized telescope like he did every Thursday. Spongebob waswearing a pink fluffy sweater with a giant red he
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Seventh Tentacle Chapter 1
AN: Short slash, solely written to get me back into Squid/Sponge mode.SpongeBob laughed at everything.He laughed when the sun rose each morning, and when it set each night.He laughed when he played karate with Sandy, whether he lost (most probable) or won (most impossible).He laughed when he blew bubbles with Patrick.Actually, he seemed to laugh the most when he was around Patrick. What with the b
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The Craziness of SpongeBob Chapter 6
I know its been awhile, but Ive been busy celebrating 10 years of my favorite sea sponge that Ive known since I was 12 years old. Yeah, that is how old I was when the show first made its introduction. How old were you when it first showed? Anyway, more silly stories of mine as a way to celebrate our famous sea sponge of all time. Go celebrate.Title: Play TimeSummary: Squidward tries to keep peace
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 3
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverAfter leaving with Patrick, Spongebob and Ailani went to see Sandy at her Treedome."Who lives here Spongebob?" Ailani asked as he smirked."My friend Sandy." Spongebob said as he knocked on the metal door."I'll be down in a minute!" A female voice shouted, soon enough Sandy came down.Hello Sandy. Spongebob s
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Spongebob Valentines Day Chapter 2
The taxi let them offat the studio district of downtown Bikini Bottom and Squidward paidthe fare as they stepped out of the taxi. He looked in bewildermentat the building, which contained the studio where he would beshooting an episode of Worlds Best Clarinet Players (Or sohe thought). They walked into the large studio doors and into a hugecomfy lobby. They walked up to the fish at the main desk t
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Sun and Rain Chapter 1
Sun and Rain
Like the sun and rain, SpongeBob and Squidward couldnt be more different. Sponge-x-Squid poem, very fluffy. Fluff-freaks will enjoy; angst-lovers may not.Like "Bad Dream Believer" and "Feint" before it, this is on DeviantArt as well. What can I say? I just love being productive for once. And this seemed like as good a time as any, what with the rise of Spandy. :P
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 4
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverAfter leaving the Treedome Spongebob and Ailani were walking to the pineapple AKA Spongebob's house."So this is your house?" Ailani asked."Yep. This is Squarepants residents," Spongebob said proudly as they went in, "Gary I'm home!""Meow." Gary meowed."Awe he's so cute." Ailani cooed reaching out to pet him
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Spongebob Valentines Day Chapter 3
Spongebob! yelledSquidward. The sponge nervously walked over to the angered squid.Why I have half amind to strangle you right now!Im sorrySquidward; its just that you looked so lonelyI like to bealone!Im sorrySpongebobs face drooped as he went to sit down in the studioaudience.Now where do I findthe way out of here? Squidward asked himself, looking for anyexits.Lets here it forour lucky contestant
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Ouch Chapter 1
"Gaaaarrryyyy!DIIIINEEERRRR!" Spongebob yelled from his spot next to Gary'sbowl. He was covered in flour, holding a wooden spoon.Gary slithered up to hisfood bowl. "Meow?"Spongebob laughed. "No,Gary, it's not, I threw that away. Sandy said it was rotten." Hegasped, "Sandy! I almost forgot! I have a karatedate tonight!""Meow?""Yeah! KAR-AH-TAY!"His karate gloves appeared as he sliced the refrigerat
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A New Carreer Chapter 2
Spongebob was disgusted by the thought of being a plumber. It would definetely turn him into pure white trash.Spongebob's imaginationHe was a bartender. A man with red sunglasses walked up to the bar. "A martini please; shaken, not stirred." He said. "Are you James Bond?!" Spongebob asked the man exitedly. "No... I am..." Spongebob waited eagerly for the man to finish his sentance. "Harry Fickleso
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Its Raining Gay Chapter 1
AN: Short stupidity based on a song on my iPod (yaoi fangirl of COURSE has Weather Girls techno remix, yes!). Yeah . . . this is really short, I know.You realize that song is incredibly gay, dont you?The slightly-homophobic-but-not-enough-to-risk-the-civil-rights-lawsuit crab gasped, Mr. Squidward! I dont care about the lifestyle you choose to live, but do you have to bring my home girls into it?S
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Invisible Spray and the Perks that Follow Chapter 1
AN: All dialogue smut. Oh yeah! Another Pat/Sponge fic, though (damn-why do those two have to be so easy to write?). What you DIDNT see (or in this case, hear) in Pranks A Lot. I apologize if this makes absolutely no sense. I'm sorta in yaoi ga-ga land.That last haunting was the best one yet! I think we have a real knack for this thing, Patrick!Yeah! That guy didnt even see us.I KNOW! I never knew
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