Toggle navigation
Toons Empire
Recent Updates
Pictures
Animated GIFs
Videos
SFW Games
Stories
Comics
Top Rated
Pictures
Animated GIFs
Videos
SFW Games
Stories
Comics
Categories
Submit
Login
Sign in with Facebook
or fill in the login form:
Email address:
Password:
Log In
Password recovery
Register
Sign in with Facebook
or fill in the registration form:
Your working email address:
Choose a password:
Prove your identity:
Register
Password recovery
Newest
Most Wanted
Popular
Top Rated
Cartoon Porn & Hentai
Family Guy Cartoon Porn & Hentai
Wanted Family Guy Porn Stories
Newest
Top Rated
Wanted Family Guy Porn Stories:
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Firey FlamesMeg knocked on the oak door of Matthew's house, as he had asked her to come by that day. There was no answer, but she could hear someone playing an electric gutair inside. The sound was very complex and seemed very hard, Meg wondered what was going on. She knocked again, and the music stopped abruptly. Seconds later, Matthew opened the door."Hi Meg", he said."Hi Matt", Meg r
8
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 14
A/N:I promised someone that Id include Stewie saying Blast! inthe story somewhere, so I put it in this chapter right off so I wontforget.Also,I struggled through this chapter in a fight to the death withwriters block. I won, but I still get the feeling that thischapter sucks. Tell me if Im right or wrong on this.Stewienarrowed his eyes, looking at the cards in his hand. "Blast! Ican't put any of t
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Megs Hot Chapter 2
Mum, can I get atattoo? Chris asked. Chris! Not until youre 18! Loisreplied, setting dinner on the table.Aw, come on Lois!Its just a tattoo! Peter said. Wow! Youve got greatparenting skills, Peter. Brian said, rolling his eyes.Stewie! Meg!Dinner! Lois called, serving everyone roast lamb. Stewie walkedinto the room, followed by a tall, skinny girl with long blonde hair.She was wearing a miniskirt a
150
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 1
Meg and Eddie: Friends or FoesDesclaimer: I didn't creat Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane did, but I guess he won't be pissed off if I put a Meg's memory (An awful one) Well enjoy it! :)---Chapter 1: A old 'friend' returnsThis chapter begins in James Woods High School, Meg was putting her books in her locker until appears Connie, she was somewhat desesperated.X"Meg! Thank god you still here, you have t
3
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 10
Ch 10 The evil monkey strikes back.Matt, Darren and Chris are falling and spy a sharp pillar right in front of them.Were gonna die! Says Chris.I dont wanna die! Says Darren.Quick grab my legs! Says Matt and both Chris and Darren grab both Matts legs and then does a nose dive and both his wings turn to stone and his swords turn to hammers, Here we go. He says and he claps both ends of his hammers t
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Scroll LockMeg stepped out of the bathroom the next morning, a towel wrapped around herself and her hair dripping wet. A nice hot shower was just what she needed to shake the fatigue from her body. She stepped into her room, and started looking through her dresser for some clothes for school. After finding a white T-Shirt, and jeans, she put them on and headed downstairs. In the next ro
6
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 15
Chaos had always thoughtthat Mayhem could not possibly get more annoying. But, as it turnedout, it was possible. Ever since Mayhem had started going out withBrian, she was always so irritatingly happy. She skipped anddanced instead of walking normally and sang under her breath.Brian was more annoyingthan Mayhem, if that was possible. Before, Chaos had had a grain ortwo of respect for him. Not now.
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Brians video game addiction Chapter 1
A/n: I copyright this story, but I do not own Family guy.Brians video game addictionChapter 1(The family is sitting down watching t.v. A War commercial is shown. Its as if they recorded D-day and made it a t.v show)
Commercial announcer: NIKE!(Theme song)(Brian and Stewie are watching Date my mom.Guy: Tell me about your daughter.Mom: To tell you the truth, she was born a man.Guy: I dont mind.
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 2
Chapter 2: A new 'old friend'?The day finally arrives, Meg was ready to face off her old enemy, her eyes shows determination and boldness."Are you ready Meg?" asks Lois her coach."Absolutely" answers Meg."Don't forget Meg, you're a woman, he a man, you can't let the men's dominance control you" says Lois looking as her daughter leaving the house to prepare her fate."I won't, I'll show this son of
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 11
Ch 11 The babysbathItsfamily night and Matt sits down at the piano and starts to sing whentheres a knock on the door.Peteropens door.Hiuncle fat ass. Says Darren.Darrenyou dont live here so your not considered family so leave. SaysPeter and slams the door when theres another knock Peter opens thedoor and shouts, Your not considered family! And slams the doornot noticing its his mom.Ouchthat really
3
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 4
Chapter 4: Flash FrozenMatt sat in the car as it rolled along the frozen highway. Meg sat next to him in the back, along with Brian. Stewie and Chris sat in the middle of the car, while Lois and Peter sat in the front. They were on their way to Newport to visit the Pewterschmidts, but Matt couldn't figure out for the life of him why he was invited. This thought was pushed from his mind, though, wh
4
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 16
A/N: I enjoyed writingthis chapter. The ending of which, by the way, remains open forinterpretation."I juuuust can't WAITto be kiiiiing...you've rathah a long way to go, young mastah, if youthink--"
The sound of Mayhem singing along to one of manyin her extensive CD collection drifted up out of the basement (forthat was where the radio was kept, to listen do while doing thelaundry) and gave B
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Brians video game addiction Chapter 2
Chapter 2(Its been 4 days since the bet started)Meg: Brian hows the bet.Brian: Its going good.Meg: Do you even care youre killing brain cells.Brian: You know you should play World of Warcraft and tell everyone youre Carmen Electra so you could get a Boyfriend. Huh you likey that HUH.(Meg runs off crying, Stewie walks in.)Stewie: Oh total facial girl, total facial. What did you do? You reminded her
2
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 3
Chapter 3: The Stand upThis chapter begins in the school's auditorium, where the students were auditioning for the school's play 'The Lion King', the first person was Gina."Everyone deserves a second chance, even if the people don't believe them; because they have grudge to them" says Gina with expression.In the cafeteria, Neil tried to explain to Meg the plan to humiliate Eddie, but she didn't li
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 12
Ch 12 Tyrant of the great sea part 1Matt wakes up on a island, Where am I? Says Matt looking around seeing nothing but blue water and the smell of salt in the air, Matt starts walking around the island and suddenly he sees another island off in the distance, Matt then spots a boat coming, Hello! Over here, over here. Yells Matt.Suddenly a boy with a green hat and green clothes and a shield and swo
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 5
Chapter 5: The Fifth ChapterMatthew awakened groggily, and immediatly felt like he was in heaven. Looking down, he saw Meg, cuddled into his torso, and breathing softly. Matt tightened his grip on her waist, pulling her closer, and breathing in the sweet scent of her hair. Meg moaned softly in her sleep, and shifted a bit, so her head was tucked just under his chin. Matt reached a hand up, and gra
4
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 17
A/N: Most of you probably noticed how three new chapters popped up and then disappeared, and then the story's status changed to complete. That was because I thought those chapters sucked, and the whole musical idea wasn't really working out. And I tried to write a sequel to this story, but that didn't work out either. A really awesome review (thank you, shuriko) inspired me to start writing more c
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Brians video game addiction Chapter 3
Chapter 3 (The week is up. Stewie goes to Brian with the cabbage patch kid. Brians still playing video games.)Stewie: Brian your week is up.Brian: Yeah. (With his eyes glued to the t.v.)Stewie: I have your cabbage patch kid.Brian: Yeah.Stewie: You won even though it pains me to say it.Brian: YeahStewie: Do you know what I had to do to get the freakin doll. I had to sit through a halftime show.(Fla
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 4
Chapter 3: The REAL Stand upSpecial Guests:Owen Wilson - Young himselfThis chapter begins in James Woods High School, they finally selected the cast, every student will be part of a role."Cool! I'm going to be Sarafin" says Gina so cheerful."Damn! I'm going to be Timon!" says Scott so disgusted."Look Meg, you have the lead female role!" says Connie."Then why your name is here?" says Meg."Ohh...how
3
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 13
Ch 13 Tyrant of the great sea part 2.They enter a cave the smell of sea salt is in the air with the sound of flowing water.This place seems peaceful right? Asks Matt.Link shakes his head.A little too peaceful.Suddenly a goblin appears.Link readies his sword.Let me handle it. Says Matt and runs up and hits the goblin into the air with his hammer then grapples him with his two short swords and spins
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 6
Chapter 6: Light And ShadowMatt grumbled as he woke up, and noticed all kinds of changes. First of all, when he fell asleep, he was sitting in a chair...now he was lying in a bed, with warm covers over him. Second, the pain in his shoulder was gone, and no more blood was seeping from it. Looking down at it, he saw about twelve sticthes. Then another sensation hit him, something warm draped over hi
4
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 18
A/N: This first newepisode was just practice, pretty much just a test to see howpointless a plot I could come up with. So prepare for 676 words ofpure nonsense.Phaseone, of course, had been to attempt to convince everyone else thatthey weren't a threat, and therefore not guilty of anything theywould do in the later phases. Phase two was to completely booby-trapeverything in the house, every nook a
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Brians video game addiction Chapter 4
Chapter 4 (Everyone except Brian is in the kitchen.)Peter: Lois what do we do about Brian? Oh kids dont mess with him. Hes more dangerous than Vice president Dick CheneyWith a rifle.(Flashback: The Vice president and others are hunting)Cheney: Look duck! (He Points up and shoots straight forward).Guy: Oww. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!Cheney: Oh my god! Sorry Harry Whittington Texas attorney.Whittington: WH
3
Added: 13 years ago
in
Family Guy
f.f.
Was it a dream or was it realAs they stepped into the shower Quagmire watched as Lois’s hair became wet, water cascading all over her, dripping down her slim body. He couldn’t believe it his best friend Peter Grrifin’s wife was in the shower with him. “giggity” “giggity” “giggity”, Being naked, he could not hide how hard and horny he was, and Lois’s pussy moistened when she not
197
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 5
Chapter 5: Prison Un-breakNew Characters:Matthew Fox - Daniel 'The Gambler' D'AmicoThis chapter begins in the prison of Maximiun Security of Quahog, where they were prisioned the most dangerous criminals; Peter, Joe and Quagmire (Cleveland is no longer in Family Guy, if you guys didn't hear about Clevaland's show) offered to test the security (Honestly, only Peter and Quagmire)"Are you ready to th
2
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 14
Ch 14 Tyrant of the great sea part 3Matt and Link slowly wake up and feel boiling water on them, Where are we? Asks Matt and link just shrugs his shoulders.Cackling can be heard all around the pot of boiling water that Link and Matt are in.The chief of the goblins Nublin comes up, Looks like well be having some fine eating tonight. He says.Okay I have an idea. Says Matt and turns into his water fo
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Frozen BloodIt had been two days since the trip to Newport, and Matt wasn't feeling any better. Yes, he had a date with Meg that evening. Yes, he had felt the most comforting and peaceful way to sleep, and yes, he had a really cool scar on his shoulder that seemed to draw everyone's attention, but there was just something about what Death had said that brought him down somewhat. Call Ma
6
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 19
It was a quiet eveningin April. Lois, Peter, and Chris had gone to see another painfullyawful school play that Meg was in at the local high school. (A/N:I wonder how many ways I can take them out of the picture, short ofkilling them off.) Mayhem wasbabysitting Stewie. Or, rather, she was supposed to be babysittingStewie but had gotten distracted by a Friendsmarathon. Brian, being the good guy he i
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Brians video game addiction Chapter 5
Chapter 5(The family waits outside Chriss room where Brian is playing his video games. The family is nervous.)Lois: Are you sure this will work?Chris: No lets go over the plan. Stewie will create a diversion while ill switch the games.(Stewie walks in the room.)Stewie: You know the cabbage patch kid I gave you. I lost it.Brian: You son of a (Brian takes out a chainsaw and chases him out the room.)
9
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 6
Chapter 6: Happy (I hope so) Birthday Meg (Part 1)New Characters:Christian Potenza - Jetson 'Jet' SkylerBrooke D'Orsay - Janice BooksThis chapter begins in James Woods High School, Eddie and Meg were in the lockers, they looked happily laughing together."I never thought your little brothers are so funny" says Eddie "I really wished a little brother or sister""Believe me, you won't like it" says Me
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 15
Ch 15. Xanatos beckons.It shows Xanatoss twisted heaven, Lets put my plan into action. Says Xanatos and claps his hands twice.Meg walks into the bedroom, I finished tucking Zetana in can you scoot over hun. Says Meg .Sure honey. Says Matt and scoots over and then turns over and looks at Meg.Meg then notices its Xanatoss face and screams, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Meg, Meg stop screaming its just a bad
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 8
Chapter 8: Shades Of GreyMatt had the sensation of being stragely light...as if he were in deep space, only without the freezing cold and the lack of Oxygen. He had no ability to move, and he just floated in the dark void, of what he assumed to be his unconcious mind. Suddenly, the silence was broken around him, as terrible screams started coming from all sides of him. They were a girl's screams,
4
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 20
Brian,Stewie, Chaos, and Mayhem came down the stairs, looking about asinconspicuous as an horse on a sand bar. Chaos nudged Mayhem."Smile," she whispered. Mayhem managed to crack a grin. Itwas more creepy than anything, sort of a leery Jack-o-lantern smile."Hi, sweetie!"Lois picked up Stewie and kissed him on the forehead. Stewie turnedbright red, and Chaos scowled."Well, that playsucked like a va
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Quahogs Most Wanted Chapter 1
QuahogsMost WantedByAlex JohnsonScene 1(Outside the Griffinhouse. Cut to inside with everyone sitting on the couch watching TV)Voice on TV: Welcomeback to Monkey Weight Lifting. Now our defending champ is about toattempt an incredible lift of 500 bananas. We need absolute silence.(On TV. A monkey in atank top struggles while lifting two barrels full of bananas. Hefinally lifts them.)Voice on TV: O
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Happy (I hope so) Birthday Meg (Part 2)This chapter begins Meg walking aside of Janice, she's appreciate her new look."I can't believe my face is so beautiful" says Meg looking herself in a mirror "I bet someone will ask me for a date"Then appears a handsome and blonder teenager."Hey you there! Can we go to the movies? We can watch 'Ice Age 3'" says the blonder teenager."No thanks kid"
2
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Delusion Chapter 16
WD 1 mFreezeXtreme will be writing it.The whole family is standing outside looking at god as he ascends the big stairway Matt has his arm around Meg while she cries in his shoulder.Then Peter suddenly says "Hey Matt didn't you kicked god's ass before?""Peter this is no time for your stupidity" Matt answers angrily"Yeah fat ass you're so stupid" says Darren"Shut up! Darren...what are you doing here
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Whispering Illusion Chapter 9
Chapter 9: Tearing Down The WallsMeg sat huddled on her bed, tears streaming from her eyes. It had only been a day since Matt died, and she was feeling the worst of it. She pulled her knees to her chest, and cried softly. There were pictures of them all around her, and the one that stood out the most, was of the school dance only a few weeks ago.lllllllllllllll(Flashback)Matt and Meg walked into t
4
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 21
A/N: My apologies forthe delay on this chapter. In addition to writer's block, I decidedto make a movie and put it up on Youtube and wouldn't let myselfwrite until it was done. But it's done now. So here's the nextchapter.Of course, that morningcouldn't be one of those fend-for-yourselves mornings. It had to be amorning where Lois got up in an extra good mood and decided to cookpancakes for everyo
1
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Lois In the Hospital Chapter 1
An ordinary day in theGriffin housePeter: Not anotherre-run of The Brady Bunch, Ive seen this one so many times.Brian: Oh God turn thechannel turn the channel.Stewie: God I hateincest. Another reason to hate the Brady Bunch.Lois: Why do they haveto make all the good shows bad nowadays?Meg: Im going upstairs I have to get ready for my date.Everyone LaughsStewie: Oh my God, youare never going to get
85
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Meg and Eddie Friends or Foes Chapter 8
Chapter 7: Happy (I hope so) Birthday Meg (Part 2)Returning Characters:Wallace Shawn - BertramTara Strong - Eliza PinchleySpecial Guests:Patrick Stewart - Professor XThis chapter begins in Neil's house (Well, actually in his basement) Connie and her friends were discussing with Neil about their plan."What do you mean our plan goes so far?" asks Neil."I don't know, but I feel somewhat guilty about
3
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
When Youre Gone Chapter 1
Re-Written:WhenYoure GoneHey,guys. This was my first story that I wrote by myself. It was onCornelia93s profile (My sister) but I deleted it from there andnow Im re-writing iton my account. Hope you read and review.Chapter1:Getting Started.Itwas a bright summer morning and a red-headed woman was found sleepingin her room. This womans name was Wilhelmina Vandom. Will waswoken up by the sound of her
3
Added: 15 years ago
in
Family Guy
Nightmare On Spooner Street Chapter 1
Nightmare On SpoonerStreet.Chapter One. LongingHe had been waiting for solong."Hey, Chris."Herbet said, as he watched the chubby teen dive into the pool. "Ifyou ever want to pull me into that pool with you, I can sure get youseveral candybars.""No thanks, Mr.Herbet. I haven't completed the lifesaver course yet.""Sweet Jesus."Herbet said, and fainted.Lois Griffin watched this,as her husband Peter w
1
«««
«
8
9
10
11
12
13
(current)
14
15
16
17
18
»
»»»
←
Older
Newer
→