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Nanny 911 Chapter 3
For your own goodStewie was sitting on his time out chair he only sat thier for 2 minutes and he coudn't handle the pressure of having a nanny.Deborah had a timer and it's sitting on the table. now Stewie needs to sneak out destroy the timer and get this shit done.Before he even planned to do it the the time was up "hello Stewie ready to come out" Deborah saidStewie nodded yes and was ready to com
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Megs First Party Chapter 2
Fades In fromCommercialNew Setting: HomeBrian: Hey Lois, whatsher problem?Lois: She just lost adate.Brian: Oh, you meanthat party thats going to have martinis?Lois: It isntcatered.Brian: No, and I, Ium.am going to it.Lois: Oh! I needed youto watch Stewie tonight.Brian: Oh, well, cantMeg do that. She doesnt really have anything better to do.Lois: Sorry Brian, I amtaking her out, but I can find some
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Griffins Eleven Chapter 2
GriffinsElevenHand1: Brian and PeterPeter hadntexpected to see anyone waiting for him as he got out of prison. Afterall, if the letters hed gotten in prison were any indication, mostof his friends had sided with Cassie and her family, and one of them Quagmire had moved out of Rhode Island for reasons Petercouldnt quite understand.But, Peter realized,he had forgotten about Brian.Brian! Petercalled
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Family Guy
Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 4
Authors note:Hey everyone.Sorry the Family Guycast cant speak now, but I have to tell you a very importantmessage.This is a really funproject for me, and I want it to expand.So here is the catch; Iwill include my own Family Guy stories, poems, etc, along with thehelp of you kind people.Also the contest isgoing good. So far this story has had more reviews then my others!Hank-o-holic
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Family Guy
High School Confidential Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I do not own FamilyGuy or any Family Guy characters, nor do I own Zack, Maddie, CJ orTilly. I do own all other side characters though.I also dont own any other popculture references or songs that feature in this chapter or areeither referenced to or alluded. FYI, anyone who can tell which bandI stole the other band members (except CJ) names from gets myinfinite respect. Hint; its the s
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Added: 15 years ago
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Family Guy
Nanny 911 Chapter 4
Author Notes: sorry i't took long to update i had a long week and i'm graduting in 3 days so i have rehersal so i think it will take a while. I Don't Like You Deborah was in shocked she coudn't believe was she was hearing she looked at Stewie" Lois put Stewie in his room and i need to speak with you in private". Lois grabbed Stewie and put Stewie up his room Stewie noticed Lois Carrying him." Lois
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Megs First Party Chapter 3
Fades In fromCommercialNew Setting: LivingRoomBrian: Hey StewieStewie: What, yougrotesque dogBrian: Im going towatch you tonightStewie: Damn you. Idont need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?Brian: LoisStewie: Someday I willkill that bitch.Brian: But hopefullynot soon.Stewie: Why in bloodyhell not?Brian: I would alwayshave to take care of you.Peter: Hey Brian Imgoing to the party. Sure
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Griffins Eleven Chapter 3
GriffinsElevenHand#2: Plans, Last I Checked, Usually Dont Involve Drunks, Lechers,and DogsThe local club turnedout to be a strip bar. Brian watched the girls in the glass caseswith a weird frown, deeply uncomfortable. The noise in the place wasmaking his ears ring painfully. He downed a shot of whiskey beforeturning to the bartender.Any way to turndown the noise? Brian yelled.The bartender justsmi
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Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 5
HelloFanFiction, you have voted, and you shall receive!Lois: Hi kind people,well we didnt get a lot, but it doesnt matter, because we havea lot of things for you today.Peter: Lois, come on!Do you have to be so quiet and peaceful? Show some emotion.Lois: Peter I never getto be on these things, Im a little nervous. What if I mess up?Peter: Lois, please,youre even more pessimistic then that Italian F
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Family Guy
High School Confidential Chapter 8
Disclaimer: I dont own FamilyGuy or any Family Guy characters, I also dont own Maddie or Tilly,or KFC or any other corporations or anything else that pops up herethat no one knows of.Authors Note: Sorry itstaking so long to write chapters, but Im busy with other stuff.Im also working on another fanfic for the CHERUB novels. If yourea CHERUB fan, check out CHERUB: Sons Of Patriots by me.Tillys POVI
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Nanny 911 Chapter 5
AuthorsNotes: this is the final chapter sorry everybody its done i won't bewriting for a while so thanks for reviewingitends hear nannyStewiewoke up the toys were gone he looked everywhere even rupert was gonehe slowly made a knot to his blanket and climbed down off his bed "thats it the bicth is leaving" Stewie said to him self it wasonly 4 more minutes left t'll Lois comes and get him.Stewiewen'
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Megs First Party Chapter 4
Fades in fromcommercialMeg: Ok, Everyoneready?Brian: Yea, I think so.Stewie: Alright thenlets get to it, Dixie isnt that far awayBrian: Dixie?Stewie: Well, where thebloody hell do you think the cowtones are, Hollywood.Meg: Ill go back toDixie, everyone like worships mehahaStewie: Alright then,here we are, the car seat.Meg: Aw, how cute yourgoing to use your car seat all by yourself.Stewie: What th
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Family Guy
Griffins Eleven Chapter 4
GriffinsElevenHand#3: The Griffin ChildrenLois glared at Brian,all the rage she could muster etched onto her face. What do YOUwant?Brian knew thatvisiting the house was a bad idea, but Quagmire insisted that Brianhandle this part of the job. He would have snorted, but Quagmirecould be really disagreeable if he wanted to be.Im not gonnasay it againQuagmire glared atthe Wildcats basketball team. All
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Family Guy
Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 6
Welcome Neanderthals, this is Stewie Griffin, I would like to present the greatest show in the entire freakin worldHello everyone. Sorrywe didnt reply back in a while. Today is another special episode.Its long! So dont be bored.Random Moments inthe Family Guy Proudly presentsPetersGorgonopsidIts a peaceful dayin the Griffin home. Lois is feeding Stewie breakfast.Come on Stewie. Tryit! Youll love i
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Family Guy
High School Confidential Chapter 9
Disclaimer: Just see the one lastchapter.Tillys POVI cant believe I propositionedfifty boys. All to vote for me. Am I taking this too far?You are taking this waaaayyytoo far, girlfriend. Thanks for the advice, Maddie.I mean, come on. You promisedto sleep with forty boys, give nine oral and jump out of one birthdaycake dressed as Lara Croft? All to beat that bitch? Isnt thisgoing a bit far?Relax, M
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Family Guy
PETER Chapter 1
Chapter One: Raven's looked out of her house "Chels, you know thats not true at all. Greg isn't going to brake up with you." Raven was telling her BEST friend about the rumor that they had over heard in the lunch room. Chelsea was looking up and down the street to see if it was alright to cross and walk home from school. "Rae, I'm just going to end it with him." "No Chels. Don't belive rumors. If
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Family Guy
Megs First Party Chapter 5
Fades in fromcommercialStewie on stage withmicrophone.Stewie: ok, ok it isready for Stewie and the cowtones.StewieWarm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on myCB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earthCowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, manyou should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the GirthCowtones Three times the Girth Stewi
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Family Guy
Dowries from his Majesty Part 1
In the quiet town of Quahog, the Griffin Family are having a family dinner. All except Peter, who is at the bar with his family.Brian: You know Lois? I think this is your best pot roast yet. Why I could taste a dash of vinegar and...what is that? Paprika.Lois: Why thank you Brian. And yes, I did add a little paprika. Stewie, stop playing with your food. You're a growing boy. Don't you want to
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Family Guy
Griffins Eleven Chapter 5
GriffinsElevenHand#4: Other Things We Might NeedWho else could weemploy? Peter wondered, taking a deep swig of his PawtucketPatriot Ale. Brian stared at him, swishing a martini around in itsglass.We need someone whocan act, Brian mused, someone who can blow up stuff That one guy didntwork? Peter questioned.A gray-hairedJapanese teenager glared at Brian from across the hotel room. Theteenager took
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Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 7
Welcome Neanderthals, this is Stewie Griffin, I would like to present the greatest show in the entire freakin worldRandom Momentswith the Family GuyHello, Im Seamus.Get ready for a tale of strange phenomenon. It all starts on a brightsummer dayAt the GriffinHouse,Chris is sitting onthe front lawn. He recently bought a laptop and is thinking of thingsto do.Okay, uh, I know!Ill mess up Wikipedia! Ch
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Family Guy
Secret Agent Griffins Chapter 1
Secret Agent Griffin(s)A/N: This is my first family guy fic so I may not have captured their style of humour but if you think I have the please review, anyway long story short I dont own family guy and I never will.The story begins with Peter and Brian sitting on the family couch watching TVTV Announcer: We now return to Jaws 9: God they just keep comingTV Character: AWW GOD DANM IT that son o a b
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Family Guy
Family Guy in Symbiote Sweetness Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy which is the property of Fox and I do not own the idea of symbiotes which goes towards Venom owned by Marvel Comics.I originally said I would not make any new stories until I finished my current ones but this is only to be one chapter and I wanted to escape the seriousness of the stories I make and create something funny. At least I hope everyone thinks its funn
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Family Guy
Megs First Party Chapter 6
Ok, this is the finalchapter, and I hope you like it. If you dont please tell me whatyou didnt like about it so I can fix it in the future. Enjoy!Someonein the crowd screams HES GOT A GUN a shot is heard.Petergets up from the floorPeter:What the hell was that?Meg:I dont know.Brian:Oh my god, over there someone is on the floor.Kyle:Oh my god he killed KennyGirl2: You Basturd, he was my boyfriend. (
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Family Guy
Dowries from his Majesty Part 1
In the quiet town of Quahog, the Griffin Family are having a family dinner. All except Peter, who is at the bar with his family.Brian: You know Lois? I think this is your best pot roast yet. Why I could taste a dash of vinegar and...what is that? Paprika.Lois: Why thank you Brian. And yes, I did add a little paprika. Stewie, stop playing with your food. You're a growing boy. Don't you want to
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Griffins Eleven Chapter 6
Griffins ElevenGriffinsElevenHand#5: The Details of the PlanThe crew wasdefinitely motley. Connie couldnt help but notice it when alleleven of them assembled at GlenQuagmires posh penthouse near the Grand Cherokee Casino. There wasmost of the Griffin family Peter, the stupid instigator; Chris,the stupid one; Stewie, the infant acrobat and general hell-raiser;Brian, the suave, calculating one; and
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Family Guy
Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 8
Welcome Neanderthals, this is Stewie Griffin, I would like to present the greatest show in the entire freakin worldPreviously onRandom Moments with the Family GuyI have a package of10 pheasant hatching eggs, species: Golden.Thank you sir.Peter said, and he closed the door.He eagerly opened thepackage to find they were all smashed and broken.The three left the hutto find that Nims friends were gone
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Family Guy
An Ordinary Day Chapter 1
DianeSimmons:And were back!Whoknew that someone stolethe Peanut Butter recipe?TomTucker:Ha, ha, ha! Wait, this just in, Diane! A giant chicken has beenterrorizing the town. Now we go to Trisha Takinawa for the fullstory. Trisha?Thecamera switches to one outside by the bank.TrishaTakinawa:Thank you, Tom. The chicken, presumably named Ernie, is currently inthe Quohog bank. Im going to try and walk i
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Shut Up Meg Chapter 1
Shut up, Meg.By Asima and TerraOne beautiful morning in quahogPeter got a pillow from the living room, crept upstairs to Meg's room, and says " Okay Meg...I'm gonna hit you really hard Meg, and your just gonna have to deal with it. Ok Meg? Meg... Ok?"Hmm... wha...?" BOOOOM!!!!!"Daddy, no!! Stop I hate you!!!!! ""Shut up Meg. Just shut up.", said Peter," Im gonna go eat breakfast now Meg. Do you ea
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Family Guy Revenge of Stewie Chapter 1
Family GuyBy Jonathan Rohrbach(Stewie is dreaming)Stewie: DAMN YOU WOMAN!Lois: Ive read your plans to kill me Stewie, so now Im going to have to kill you(Lois pulls out a light saber and goes to battle with Stewie and gets his light saber Knocked out of his hands and gets swung at by Lois)Stewie: AHHH!(He wakes up from a dream, breathing hard)Stewie: Bloody Hell! What was that?(Peter Walks in to t
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Family Guy
Gang Bang!! Part three- lois gets double stuffed!!
Meg’s eyes bulged at the sight of her mom who was completely engrossed in sucking Cleveland’s gigantic, black root. Lois was completely oblivious to Meg’s presence as Cleveland probed the back of her mouth and throat with his throbbing fuck stick. Brian and Quagmire sprang to action and grabbed Meg. “Giggity. A mother-daughter combo! Allllriiight!” It wasn’t as if she struggled. Not
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Family Guy
Griffins Eleven Chapter 7
Griffins ElevenGriffinsElevenHand#6: ReconTask one:reconnaissance. Inexplicably, the job had gone to Connie.Predictably, her seconds were Quagmire and Cleveland, a.k.a. Frank.Connie recalled Brian and Peters words.I want to knoweverything that goes on in that casino, Peter told Connie. And we meaneverything, Brian emphasized. From the dealer rotation to thepath of every cash cart. Everything on ev
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Family Guy
Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 9
Welcome Neanderthals, this is Stewie Griffin, I would like to present the greatest show in the entire freakin worldMeg was sitting in herroom with her diary. She was really tired of her family sneakingpeaks at it.What could I do?Meg thought.She wrote a little moreand closed the book. Brian walked in.Hey Meg.Oh hey Brian, justwriting in my diary.Can I ask you aquestion?ShootRemember the time Itook
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Family Guy
An Ordinary Day Chapter 2
Tom:Pandemonium broke out yesterday.Diane:Yes, it seems as though the pandas have escaped from the zoo.Tom:They must've thought the bars were bamboo! Ha! Ha-ha. Ah... Well Ithought it was funny.Diane:Any ways... It is also panda mating season.Tom:Even a panda wouldn't mate with you! High five, Ollie.-Tom& Ollie high fiveOllie:Great joke!Tom:Thanks, Ollie.-DianesighsTom:How do pandas mate? We'l
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Family Guy
Stewies Wild Adventure Chapter 1
Don't know how good thisstory will be, I'm a little rusty. The last story I wrote was in thebeginning of 2006 so it's been a while. Hope you like it. Thischapter is a little dull, but I promise I'll make it much better as Igo on. I'll try and get chapter 2 done and submitted within the nextfew days. Please Review!Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Family Guy characters in the story.An ordinary da
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Family Guy
Peter Reborn Chapter 1
Family Guy: Peter rebornChapter One:Starts off with Peter dancing in the middle of the living room. And the family is watching him while theyre sitting on the couch.Peter: laughingLois: Oh my Peter, did you smoke our secret stash again?Peter: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, sh. I hear voices. Do you hear them? They, they want oh my god. They want my lucky charms. Starts laughing again and falls on the flo
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Family Guy
Gang Bang - Part two - Cleveland's enormous pole
Shortly after witnessing Lois and Peter’s fuck fest, Brian walked over to Quagmire’s house and knocked on the door. With Peter home, Brian thought it might be a good idea to have some reinforcements on hand to help him carry out his plan. More importantly, he needed a place where he and Lois could fuck. If others were around and wanted to join in, hey, the more the merrier! Quagmire answered o
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Family Guy
brians suprise
One afternoon Lois was doing laundry down in the basement. she noticed something strange the clothes had a strong smell of semen. All of lois's clothe smelled like semen, but not Peters's or Meg's. She wondered with Peter came on her shirts so she asked him.He said that he had nothing to do with cuming on her shirt,so she asked Brian.When she asked him he blushed with embarrassment. ''I love your
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Family Guy
Griffins Eleven Chapter 8
Griffins ElevenGriffinsElevenHand#7: Stewie Does SomethingThird task issurveillance.As soon as the wordswere out of Brians mouth, Neil fell out of his chair. Oh! OH!Is that -?!Yes, its yourjob, go grab some Ritalin on the way out, Connie snarled,disguising herself for another day of reconnaissance. Meg glared atthe both of them.Something on yourmind? Neil asked, still grinning like a maniac. Brian
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Random Moments with the Family Guy Chapter 10
Welcome Neanderthals, this is Stewie Griffin, I would like to present the greatest show in the entire freakin worldRandomMoments with the Family GuyFirst of all, who isthe only character in the world that is more annoying than any other?Plus eats a lot offood.And is a hybrid ofthree animals?Stewie tries tofinish everyday tasks using a random character! ChowderOn a beautiful summerday, Stewie was w
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Family Guy
An Ordinary Day Chapter 3
"Peter?""Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?""Are you still awake?""Yes, Lois. Yes I am.""Well you know what I was thinking of doing?""Nooooooooooooooo...""Well... I was thinking that you could shut the hell up!""That's not me!""Huh.""Well it would be a lot easier to sleep if something wasn't in the closet."Noises come from the closet."I said... It would be a lot easier to sleep if something wasn't in the closet!"A
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Family Guy
Stewies Wild Adventure Chapter 2
Chapter 2(Later on, at Starbucks)Brian: I'd like a quad grande non fat no foam latte please.Barista: And you mam?Meg: I'll have a double chocolate chip frappuccino.Barista: Ok, that will be eleven dollars and eighty seven cents.(Meg hands barista a twenty dollar bill)Barista: Here's your change, you can pick your drinks up over there.Brian: May I have the password to your Wi-Fi connection, I'd lik
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Family Guy
Peter Reborn Chapter 2
Chapter 2Shows Peter, Lois,Chris, and Stewie on an airplane and we find out that they areheading to AfricaPeter: screams Herewe come Africa!Lois: Its so nicefor you to bring us to Africa. What part did you say we were goingto?Peter: Ethiopia.Lois: looks shockedand angryChris: At least thereare no monkeys in Africa. Looks around airplane There are no evilmonkeys in Africa, are there?Stewie: You ind
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