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Ask Stewie Cleaveland Peter Chris and Meg Chapter 1
Ask Stewie, Cleaveland, Peter, Chris, and Meg from Family GuyPrince Doopliss: I don't own any thing!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStewie: Hi I'm Stewie! You all know me as the talking baby so shut up and ask the questions for me first!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Swashbucklers Sentencing and Stewarts Island Chapter 1
Authors Notes: I guess since Icant find the balls to finish off my first proper fiction I may aswell make another one to keep me entertained.Disclaimer: All non-originalcharacters are property of their respective owners, I do not claimthese characters as my own nor do I intend to use this story formonetary gain.Claimer: All original charactersare copyrighted by myself, you may PM me or email me if
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Ask Brian Chapter 1
Ask Brian GriffinDiclaimer: I own nothing.-----------------------------Brian: Aliright, let's just do this so Peter doesn't mess anything up... Hi, I'm Brian Griffin. You may know my from Family Guy as the talking dog. Well. I'm here to answer your questions about me, the rest of the cast, or just General Family Guy questions.----DSP: Please send in your questions NOW!!!
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ALL GROWN UP Chapter 1
ALL GROWN UPCHAPTER 1:THE FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL PART ONE
QUAHOG RHODE ISLAND IT'S BEEN FOURTEEN YEARS! SINCE MADDIE, STEWIE, TILLY, C.J, OLIVIA, JANET, CODY AND BERTRAM.GRADUATED FROM PRESCHOOL!AND OVER THE YEAR'S EVERYONE CHANGED .MEG HAD TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY THANKS TO PETER'S SHENAGINS. SHE NOW LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SHE DID IN( DON'T MAKE ME OVER)!AFTER SHE FINISHED COLLEGE. SHE RAN FOR M
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ALL GROWN UP Chapter 2
ALL GROWN UPChapter 2:The First Day Of High School part twoAt James wood high school! everyone was still in shock over what Connie D'maco just said.Your kidding right!Zack said.Oh you wish was kidding but. Sad thing is i'm not connie said wicked a wicked smile.Just hold a second just how!The hell did you become the new principle?meg askedWell yea see it's this-FLASHBACKConnie D'maco walks up to th
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Family Guy in Tokyo Make My Blank Eyes Bright Chapter 1
Family Guy in Tokyo:Make My Blank Eyes BrightDisclaimer: Idont own Family Guy, Inuyasha or the reference to Yu Yu Hakusho.A/N: hi everyone. So Iwas watching an episode of Family Guy today and Brian once again gotdumped (*sad face* aww the poor puppy) so I thought Brian needs someone *slaps fist onto hand* someone caring loving that will love himfor who he is. The I thought white, furry ears, dogKa
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Im What Chapter 1
Im What?A typical day in Quahog, Peter Griffin thought as he paced merrily down the sidewalk, whistling as he worked you might say. He hadnt yet noticed the man standing firm and silent ahead of him, his face hidden behind the pages of the daily paper. But when Peter bumped into him, they both noted each other quite well.Oh God! Oh my God, I am so sorry! Peter exclaimed.The man, generally polite b
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 1
A/N: This is just something that popped into my head one day after watching Family Guy, and it got me to thinking about what would happen if Brian & Jillian didn't break up. This is pretty much an experimental story, but I'd still like to know your thoughts & opinions on it. So R&R!Chapter 1:"Everyone..., would you come into the living room for a second? There's... uh... something that
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 2
A/N: I don't have much to say. Just thanks for all of the wonderful reviews. Keep it up! ;)Chapter 2:"Brian, Just what the hell are you thinking?!" Lois shouted as she looked on in disbelief at her friend. "You can't possibly LOVE that woman! She has the intelligence of a two year old for Pete's sake!""Did someone call me?" Peter asked as he looked around questioningly his comic still clutched fir
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 3
A/N:Good news everyone! I've finished this story, so that means that there will be no terribly looooong breaks between updates... unless of course my Internet gets cut off, but I don't think that that will happen any time soon. But anyways keep the reviews coming peoples! They will help me if I decide to do a sequel for this.Chapter 3:"I honestly don't know what he's thinking!? Why, on Earth, woul
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 4
Chapter 4:The panic thatseemed to flow through him was almost instantaneously. The verysecond that Brian started to move away from him his mind demandedthat he do something to fix it, but then his rationality kicked inand he realized that there was nothing he COULD do to fix it. Sure,he could be stubborn and tighten his own hold around Brian, but inreality what would that do for him? Buy him a few
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 5
Chapter 5:"Brian wait!" Stewie spoke suddenly startled away from his troubled thoughts when he noticed that they were standing right outside of the house, and that Brian was reaching for the door knob.Brian's ears perked curiously and he turned his head to try and see Stewie. "What?"Stewie lowered his gaze, ashamed that he had to ask for help with such a matter, but knowing that he had no other ch
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 6
A/N: This is probably the most trying a/n that I've had to write, but I need you (the readers & reviewers) of this story to go to my profile and vote on the poll that I've set up. This story will not be effected by the results of this poll, but the sequel for this story will be. And yes, I am doing a sequel for this story. But it just might not be up as soon as I thought it would be.The next c
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 7
Chapter 7:"Stewie? Sweetie, what are you doing in here?" Lois asked as she jumped from her chair her eyes widening when she noticed the dried blood stains on his pants and hands."Apparently," Stewie began lightly his cold eyes shifting quickly to Brian before jumping back to his mother. "I'm interrupting a discussion that I SHOULD be a part of. Tell me, mother, what WOULD you do if I told you that
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 8
Chapter 8:No one moved. It was as if the three of them had been trapped in some bizarre fantasy in which the world had stopped turning, and time stood still. Stewie was determined to make her understand, and if that meant staying like this for the rest of his natural life then he would willingly do it.He had always imagine what kissing Brian would feel like. Not kiss him wearing a disguise, or to
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The Road Not Taken Chapter 9
A/N: Well, this is the last ch. for this fic. I've really had a ball writing this, and I'm happy that everyone's responded so well to the story. The poll is still going on right now, and currently this fic. is winning. So if things continue on in that matter then I'll start posting the sequel in 2 weeks.Chapter 9:
"Listen," Stewie began quietly to make sure his voice didn't carry on to reach
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Untitledso far Chapter 1
Chapter 1R&R thanks!None of these characters are mine, and sorry for such a short chapter. I found this in a long lost backup folder on the computer and decided to give it a chance.The Griffin family was all gathered up in the living room, spending some quality time with the television. During commercials, Chris turned to his Dad. Hey Dad, at school were doing a science fair project, and I don
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Brian and Stewie Griffin My 1st Story Chapter 1
Brian and Stewie GriffinOne day, when the sun shone bright above the house of the Griffin Family in Rhode Island, Peter had an idea. He smiled and went behind Brian, who was sitting on the couch reading a book. "Hehehehehehehe! I know what to do!" Said Peter suddenly from behind him.Brian sighed and knowing that Peter wouldn't rest until he asked him something replied, "What is it now?""I've had a
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Faith Toleration Chapter 1
FaithTolerationGreetings,Family Guy fans. This is probably going to be my only attempt atwriting a Family Guy story, and I hope its a good one. I watchedNot All Dogs Go To Heaven on Sunday evening, and I wasnthappy with it. I am a Christian, Protestant for the record and theway Brian acted in the story was no better than the Christians he wasso angry at. And I think in arguing his point, he took s
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 1
A/N: I apologize if anyof you saw the first draft and then saw that it went 'poof' and werelike, WTF?But anyway. Wow. Theresponse to my little poll was pretty much universally "A! A!A!" so, here we go again. A sequel! Yay! Hopefully I'll provethe whole "sequels suck" thing wrong.Excuse all theexclamation points. I'm hyper today. Yep, that's right--so hyper itshows in my writing. Sad, huh?So, anywa
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 2
A/N: I know that technically it's the day AFTER Thanksgiving, but on the actual day I was too busy eating pie, making hedgehog brigades (you'll get it in a minute), and watching Robin Hood: Men in Tights to write this. So, yeah.Thanksgiving had finally arrived.The Griffins had been rather nervous about the upcoming holiday, considering how badly Lois had flipped out the previous Christmas, but she
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 3
A/N: SPOILER ALERT. IFYOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE MOST RECENT EPISODES, DON'T READ THISTHING. OKAY, YOU CAN READ IT, BUT DON'T COME CRYING BACK TO ME SAYINGTHAT I RUINED THE EPISODES FOR YOU.SO, IF YOU'RE STILLREADING, I'LL ASSUME YOU HAVE EITHER SEEN THE EPISODES OR DON'T CARE.
OKAY? OKAY.I write this whilewatching "Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie".And I gotta say... BEST. EPISODES
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 4
A/N: Sorry this chaptertook me so long. I was once again cursed with the dreaded writer'sblock. But once it was over, I started getting so many ideas Icouldn't write them all down. You know what they say: when it rains,it pours."So...have you beenin any other musicals?" Mayhem asked Ryan."Sure," Ryanbragged. "You name it, I've been in it. I'm, uh, I'm aprofessional actor,you know."Mayhem widened h
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 5
"That Ryan guy seemsawfully familiar," Chaos remarked wryly one day before theirfifth rehearsal."He is. It's like deja vu," Brian agreed."Well, he should beespecially familiar toyou," said Chaos with a snort."What's that supposedto mean?" demanded Brian."It means that he's,like, exactly likeyou.""He's not anythinglike me!" said Brian defensively. "I mean, yeah, he's adog, but that's pretty much wh
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 6
A/N: It's kind of weirdhow things go differently than planned. For instance, Ryan wasintended to be eerily like Brian, but somehow, a very Quagmire-ishside of him is becoming apparent."It's not you, it'sme. Really," said Mayhem."Aw, what a gyp,"Ryan growled."I'm sorry."
"Nah,don't be. It's just...what a waste. Three whole weeks of trying toget into your pants gone down the tube. I could've se
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 7
Lois gasped. "Stewie, what are you doing with that gun?""Holding all you buffoons at gunpoint, that's what!" said Stewie. "Now nobody move or I'll...I'll..." He tried to think of a phrase that wouldn't sound like something out of a bad action movie."Never finish your sentence?" Brian joked weakly."Silence!" Stewie yelled, turning to point the gun at him. Immediately Brian grew serious and put his
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 8
A/N: Sorry this took solong. I had just finished revising this thing when my laptop died, soit had to recharge before I could post the chapter. But now it'scharged, so here's the next installment of my wonderfully pointlessfanfiction.It all happened very muchlike the simulation. Soon Stewie was the ruler of the world. He satin a comfy chair in the Oval Office almost constantly, makingridiculous ne
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 9
A/N: Once again, thanksfor the reviews. And also thanks to Blue-Hat Jack for sending infan-mail. It'd be nice if some ofthe rest of you sent in fan mail too, but it's okay if you don't."Anybody got a cellphone?" Mayhem asked.Everyone stared at her."Um, no. Stewie tookall of our electronic stuff," said Brian."Darn it," saidMayhem. "Oh well, I've got a backup plan." She pushed achair up against the
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 10
Weinterrupt the scheduled programming to bring you this bit ofpointless, irrelevant drivel."Oooh,apple cider!" Peter reached for the glass of thick,amber-colored liquid sitting on the kitchen table and took a swig ofit. Instantly his face contorted and he put it back down. "Aw,God! It's fat! I drank fat!""Iknow, I did that five minutes ago," said Brian, looking amusedas he watched from outside the
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 11
A/N: F.Y.I.: While everything in the previous chapter has absolutely nothing to do with the chapters before or after it, the things that happened during it still apply. Therefore, Mayhem and Brian are now officially back together (and Peter will be a little more careful about drinking apple cider from now on).It's my universe; I make up the rules. Muahaha.Warily, Chaos glanced at Stewie. He had ta
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 12
A/N: I've FINALLY finished this damn chapter. Huzzah!Hopefully I'll be on a roll and churn out a few more, but if I don't, please don't kill me. At the moment I'm multitasking as far as writing is concerned, since I'm also trying to write a novel (which is even weirder than this story, if that's even possible)."So...when, precisely, will we be putting this plan into action?" said Brian."Soon," May
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 13
A/N: It's now been almost a year since I last updated this thing. And I decided, it's been far too long. I need to post something, even if it's complete crap.So here it is.Peter led the group, sneaking around the various halls of the White House like a secret agent, or a ninja. Mayhem and Bob followed suit, and so did the others (less ninja-like, but still). When Peter started making his own theme
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 14
"What the deuce areyou doing!?" Stewie exclaimed."Let them go,"Chaos growled."Who?""You know who!""Get off me!""Not until you letthem go!"
"I suppose we'll have to just sit here then,won't we we?""Fine by me. I'mperfectly comfortable.""As am I. In fact, Imay be getting a bit toocomfortable..."
"Okay, I'mgetting up now." Getting out of that rather awkward positionthey'd been in (what with
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THE POWERS OF A BOOK Chapter 1
THE POWERS OF A BOOKCHAPTER ONEINTRODUCING MATTHEW BEDOCKMatthew pushed his mum away gentlyand yawned. He was tired, plain to see in his eyes. Linda looked athim sadly and shook his head, what in the world could he have beendoing which made him so awfully shockingly tired? She just didntknow. Sighing, Linda went into the bathroom, locked the door and hada bath.Matthew waited until he could hearthe
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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 1
The Unofficial Family Guy Fan Fiction Rules!Just a set of satirical guidelines for making a fiction, if you actually follow them then you are an idiot.No offence to the many people I will reference, I am having a crack at readers and writers mmkay? I am not actually sure if this qualifies as fiction but if a story that just says Giggidy 100 times gets to stay up I am sure this should be allowed to
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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 2
After musing on the recentdrama going on in this section I decided to tackle it as Itackle all Internet Drama, taking the bloodied stick of satire toboth parties. So I therefore announce that the Rules of Family GuyFan Fiction is back for another pot shot at the main players of thisforum.I shall be writing a series ofguidelines for various genres that people write for. Today I shall betearing apar
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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 3
No flame huh? You bastards cheatme of my fun replying. Anyways to appease a few I now turn to theother side (kinda) of this little war... if you could call it a war.Hell I have been mixed up in internet drama that threatened courtsummances haha. By the way I am going to be meaner to nicer people inthis one so I would assume I cannot avoid flame. AWESOMEBut I digress... it is time todestroy Review
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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 4
Hello, in there,' he whisperedto every house on every side as he moved. 'What's up tonight onChannel 4, Channel 7, Channel 9? Where are the cowboys rushing, anddo I see the United States Cavalry over the next hill to the rescue?'The street was silent and longand empty, with only his shadow moving like the shadow of a hawk inmid-country. If he closed his eyes and stood very still, frozen, hecould i
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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 5
Stewie/Brian. If Meg stories arethe result of a bunch of effeminate monkeys in a type writer room,then Stewie/Brian stories are the result of a bunch of dyslexiceffeminate monkeys in a room full of type writers which cause themonkeys spelling and grammar to be FUCKING ASS BACKWARD.Oh yes. Haylias is back with anon-emo chapter of the Unofficial Rules of Family Guy Fan Fiction,now then, in the highl
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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 6
Materialdid it, now I do it. Monkey see, Monkey does better.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HayliassSuper Duper Awesome Original Character Reviews!(yay)Ihave limited myself to TWO OCs per story, otherwise I may getnauseous.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 4
Stewie:Are you gay or bi? And do you like Brian?? Also why do you want tohave world domination?StewiesReply: I am bisexual. I was originally gay, but whoever created me,has made me bi. I was supposed to come out of the closet inStewie Griffin: The Untold Story. I do like Brian, and he willbemine, one day. What are you talking about? WHY DO I WANT TO HAVEWORLD DOMINATION? CAUSE I DO YOU IMBECILE.
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Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 5
Meg,between peter and Connie D'Amico which one would you killMEG:Peter or Connie. Uhh. I dont care. Theyre both as bad as eachother. You decide. (tears start welling up in her eyes) Oh wait. Idont have any friends.Brian, if you could would you stealLois from PeterBRIAN:I have married Lois once before, but then Peter came back and beingthe true friend I am, I gave him back his wife. Im true, andloy
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