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The Last Eliminator Chapter 3
Timmy groaned as he quietly turned, stomach in knots.Uuggghhh....His head was killing him....The ten year old boy blindly groped in the darkness. His hand brushed against a pillow. The boy paused.Well....at least he was lying on something soft....But where was he?_____Wanda had not had a good day. In between Cosmo getting severe food poisoning at Wisney Dorld, the rides having an extremely long li
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 4
Wish and WantThe Eliminator continued his expressionless, glazed expression, from where he lay against the wall, arms folded."Eat. You need to keep up your strength."Timmy scowled at the robot, but not before scarfing down a slice of pizza.Once again-hunger. Sue him.The Eliminator just nodded in approval in the dark room, still watching. Timmy glowered at him. That creepy stare of his was really d
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 5
So SORRY, everyone! My bad, my bad, my bad! My sister needed the computer twenty four seven for her exams-which she passed, hooray ^^-but I haven't been able to update!To make things worse......the chapter is fairly short. :(Gomen Nasai....----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 6
It was now or never. Time to make a break for it.Timmy closed his eyes, and turned to face the wall.Beaver Teeth, don't fail me now!And Timmy promptly bit at the wooden wall, staggering back as he spit chunks of wood out of his mouth.Wow.By the end of this, he was going to forever know what type of polish they used for the woodwork.Timmy licked his lips.Huh.Lemony fresh.It took over an hour, but T
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 7
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!Gomen Nasai! GOMEN NASAI!I am so, so sorry for taking so long! That headache I got turned out to be quite ghastly.I went to bed for an early night, and the computer dies on us! DIES! Grrrrrrrrr..I wont be able to update any of my stories between Tuesday and Saturday.so again, Im extremely sorry!Finally, they had made it. It had taken several hours, but the ship was maki
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 8
Sorry guys. I won't be able to update for awhile....I'm leaving for camp tomorrow. Very sorry!Wanda threw her wand down with a clatter, eyes flashing. Cosmo took a few steps backward.Bad things happened when Wanda got that look in her eyes.....SCARY things....Wanda seized Cosmo's Wand-which he surrendered without a fight-and frantically waved it.It sparked, but did nothing. The female fairy rolled
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 9
****************************************************************************************************************Oh, dear.....it's been quite some time....my bad, my bad, my bad!Sorry I've been gone for so long, people...I've been gone at camp. I'm a little sad, too....I was working on a previous story beforehand, and I accidentally deleted the whole thing. :(And now, with the fact that I just had
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The Last Eliminator Chapter 10
Hallo, again, everyone! This segment is dedicated to Radar 180.Thank you very much!NOTE: This chapter will seem a little confusing-but the events that led up to this will be explained next chapter.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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As long as you love me Chapter 1
So this is my secondstory, I'm still working on my first, but taking a break for awhile.In this story, Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda tell how they first and to be honest, in my first story no matter how many reveiws Idon't get,I always finish my story."I'm sooo sorryhoney! I didn't know!" wailed Anti Wanda."This is the 300thtime you didn't know it was our anniversery." said Anti Cosmoannoyed."It's not
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As long as you love me Chapter 2
On to Chapter 2!"OH HOW LONG ARE YOUGOING TO STAY WITH ME, CHILD?!" said my dear mummy, Anti MamaCosma.I looked up from my tea."Not very long anymore mother. You'll have me out of the housebefore you can say crumpets."My mummy looked relieved."Good,your 12th and final year at high school and then you'reoff to college and I'm finally free of your smarty-pants self! Imean, you shouldn't be thinking
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As long as you love me Chapter 3
Anti Cosmo sat back down and began telling the story.Now every teenager male's dream was to get as many girlfriends as possible during their years in high school. And of coarse, Anti Binky had the most,14."14?! Why the heck would anyone want 14 girlfriends?" asked Anti Maldovia.Anti Cosmo shurgged. " I have no idea. I think it was to become the most popular person in school. Anyway, back to the st
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As long as you love me Chapter 4
After class, I reported to 's advanced math class."Hey, Anti Cosmo, what happened to you and Clairesse?" whispered Anti Flora, a very, very close friend of Clairesse.I looked at her. "Nothing. Unfortunately we had a little argument, that's all."She looked at me hard. Her fierce eyes staring back at me. "It better have been, because if you break her heart, I swear I'll hit you so hard, your grandch
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As long as you love me Chapter 5
"You know, you really should like, dump him." said Anti Flora at Clairesse's house."Nonsense, Anti Cosmo is the most cutest boy I've ever seen! Way cuter than Anti Joshua." said Clairesse."But he's so smart! Who would go out with a geek?" protested Anti Flora."He's not that geeky, and besides, he wouldn't dump me, now would he?" said Clairesse grinning evilly.The next morning...Morning classes, we
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As long as you love me Chapter 6
Pretty soon I woke upafter the long rest. When I was able to see properly, I saw AntiJimmy, looking at me disapprovingly."Oh, what happened? Iasked rubbing my head."You lost." saidAnti Jimmy simply."Lost? lost what?"I asked not having the faintist idea of what he was talking about."The race. You lostto Anti Binky." he said."What? That'simpossible, I couldn't have lost, could I?" I said wide awake.
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As long as you love me Chapter 7
By the way, thebeginning is boring so skip it if you want. Also, I kinda skip thetrial so it wouldn't be that long. "Are you and mom evergoing to end up or what?" asked Anti Maldovia."Soon." saidAnti Wanda."The defendant isfound guilty of cheating and is therefore removed from office.""NOOOO!" saidAnti Binky."OH yes!" I saidhappily.You see, after we escapedthe school, the next morning we went stra
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As long as you love me Chapter 8
As the Winter party approached closer, Anti Jimmy was getting even more desperate for a girl."I'd do anything for a girl to the prom, even it's someone I hate." said Anti Jimmy."Well you better get a move on and hurry up before all the good ones are gone." said Anti Richard."I know, but you don't even have a date, so I wouldn't be talking." said Anti Jimmy.Anti Richard smirked. "That's where you'r
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As long as you love me Chapter 9
Right, Author here! I'm going to do something different. I'm going to actually put a song in here. The song is going to be unwell by Matchbox 20 and no, I don't own it. Anyway, life goes on. The next morning all I did was sigh and stare at Anti Wanda. I didn't notice Clairesse coming over to me."Hey, Anti Cozzy." said Clairesse.I just sighed."Hello, Anti Fairy World to Anti Cozzy, what the heck is
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As long as you love me Chapter 10
It was only a few daysbefore I would break up with Clairesse. I had it all planed out. GetClairesse alone and then break up. Not so tough. The only thing thatwe had to worry about was Anti Flora and her fists. I wrote in myagenda the plans:Anti Jimmy asks Anti Flora to come with him to his house.Anti Richard keeps a close eye on Anti Flora and Jimmy.I go to Clairesse's house and tell her it's over
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As long as you love me Chapter 11
It was a perfect day for the 4 for us. (Meaning Me, Anti Flora, Anti Jimmy, and Anti Richard.) With tonight, nothing could ruin this day!."Wait a minute Anti Cosmo, Anti Wanda's still with Anti Juandissimo, how are we going to break them up?" asked Anti Richard so suddenly."Leave that to me." I said."What are you..." began Anti Jimmy, but I pointed to Anti Juandissimo walking into a classroom. We
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As long as you love me Chapter 12
The word that I was hoping for was came true when she said..."No.""What, I couldn't understand that word." I said."Anti Cosmo, I already have a date for the dance, Anti Juandissimo." she said.I just stared."Didn't you just break up with him not to long ago?"Now it was her turn to stare. "I...OH, you see sometimes I've got short term memory loss, so yeah.""Yes, what?" I asked not having the faintes
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As long as you love me Chapter 13
It was almost time to pick up Anti Wanda. I was so excited! My first real date!"So, what smarty-pants scum are you going out with, that Clairesse girl?" asked Anti Mama Cosma to me as I put on colone."No, Anti Wanda, and she's not scum Mother, she's really an amazing woman." I said."Hey, it's just that you always choose the wrong women to go out with, in my opinion." said Mother.I groaned and left
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As long as you love me Chapter 14
I ran as fast as I couldto Anti Wanda. She was sitting by Anti Juandissimo. "Anti Wanda,my friends are telling me some story that I broke up with you. Funnyhuh?" I said.She said nothing. "Youbroke her heart, she won't listen to you." said Anti Juandissimosmirking."And she got backwith you?" I said disbelieving every single word."Of course, after youhad that big fight, she realized that it was a mi
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As long as you love me Chapter 15
Anti Jimmy, Anti Flora,and Anti Richard came dashing through the halls trying to find me."Anti Cosmo, AntiCosmo!" the trio yelled.Anti Jimmy bumped intoAnti Carl. "Sorry, we've got a person to save from an eternalheartache!" said Anti Jimmy."Gee that sounds likefun!" said Anti Carl gleefully. "What can I do?"Anti Jimmy stared."Uh..you... can... just...stay here.""Way ahead of you!"said Anti Carl.
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As long as you love me Chapter 16
Sorry I haven't updatedin like ever just was really busy.Meanwhile, AntiJuandissimo and Clairesse were busy talking to each other."That was the mostcoolest plot ever and now we're back with our boyfriend andgirlfriend!" said Anti Juandissimo."Yeah, only onething, my Anti Cozzy is becoming more depressed by each passingminute." said Clairesse."Yeah, Anti Wandaisn't excatly what you call happy with
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As long as you love me Chapter 17
Sorry this took solong, oh and that little part of "I'll never break your heart"and "The heat." is not owned by me, but the backstreetboys and Toni Braxton. Anyway, me scare AntiCupid was about a million to one. And that day was probably that one.When I had realized what I'd done, I tried to apologize to AntiCupid."Sorry, really, Ididn't mean-" I began, but Anti Cupid fled before I could sayanymor
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As long as you love me Chapter 18
Oh my gosh, its been almost ayear since I updated this story! I feel so bad! Especially for thisone these one short! Too many stories going on.The doorbell rings just as A.C wasabout to continue the story. Who could be calling late at thishour? wondered A.CIll get it! exclaimed AntiMaldovia and rushed to the door. She opened it and there stood theone and only Anti Jimmy and Anti Richard. The only
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As long as you love me Chapter 19
We just stood there for a goodminute. Anti Jimmy was the first to speak.So hows things going withyour life? Clairesse started to cry like crazy.Its so boring now! Anti Johnleft me, Anti Henry doesnt even want to date me, and nobody wantsto be my friend anymore! She pointed her finger at me. And you,you evil little boy, you broke up with me! You were my true love andyou dumped me for some slow sout
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As long as you love me Chapter 20
The big day.Graduation.Of the 20,300 students that go toHigh school, only 20% of those kids ever graduate. It was the day,the big celebration.And where was I?Busy panicking.I stood in my floating back andforth furiously. Mother came in and shook her head.How long are you going to pacearound like that? Shouldnt you be getting ready for yourgraduation? I glared.You just cant wait for me toleave can
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As long as you love me Chapter 21
2 days went by quickly and on mycollege day, I awoke to a loud sound. To my unsurprised,, mother wasstanding over me like a dead goose.Come on boy, Your friends areoutside waiting for you to get up for your college! she screamed.I groaned. My things were already packed and ready for my departurefrom that house. I put on my clothes and went down stairs wheremother was waiting. I gave one last look
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Godparent Chapter 1
Godparent by unknown20troperDisclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.Authors Note: Constructive criticism encouraged. Please tell me if anyone is out of character.Chapter 1: Captured!Actually fairies are notoriously fast healers!Cosmo and Wanda grabbed Timmy and POOFed as Jorgen entered the hospital room, slamming the door aggressively, carrying candy and flowers. Cosmo rushed for them, going Whee
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Godparent Chapter 2
Disclaimer:I dont own Fairly Odd Parents.AuthorsNote: Concrit welcomed. Anonymous reviews welcomed if they arentspam or flames. If they are spam or flames, they go deleto-schmeleto.Chapter2: Theyll Enslave You AllThePixies were disappointed that Sanderson didnt win Fairy Idol. Ifhe won, he could trick his godchild into wishing for the Pixies torule Earth and Fairy World, making them boring and gra
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Godparent Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.Author's Note: Concrit welcomed. If anyone is out of character, please tell me.Chapter 3: Grant the Wishes Youd Rather NotThe Pixies began the first stage of their plan. They PINGed into unbusinessman-like outfits and appeared in the homes of miserable, godparent-less kids. They knew that most kids wouldnt be eager to have businessman as godparents.Tootie l
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Godparent Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.Authors Note: Concrit welcomed. If anyone is out of character, tell me.Chapter 4: Shouldve ToldBut wait! The worlds top scientists have gathered to give us an announcement! Were saved!We have great hair, said AJ, We dont care about thinking anymore. We can get girls.The other scientists babbled about girls.Who caused this catastrophe?I did, cried Chester in
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Godparent Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.Chapter 5: Escape from AbracatrazThe Pixies looked down at Abracatraz. Five hundred or more prisoners were imprisoned there. Some were fairy criminals, others were Anti-Fairies, some were leprechauns that refused to give up their gold when it was taxing time, as well as several other species of magical creatures.And the Pixies were going to bust them all ou
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Godparent Chapter 6
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents, thought that should be obvious.Chapter 6: The Weird Power of Butterfly NetsA butterfly net descended on Swizzle.Hey, protested the fairy, Dont touch me, you pointy-headed freak!She kicked and hit the butterfly net in her fury.The Pixie was surprised. He thought fairies never struggled in butterfly nets.Hey Pixie-Stixs! yelled Molly angrily, No one touches
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Godparent Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly Odd Parents.Author's Note: Concrit welcome. Please tell me if anyone is out of character.Chapter 7: Timmys Unofficial HelperTootie was very eager to go to school the next day. She wanted to begin helping Timmy immediately, to make up for his lack of godparents (and maybe even get him to like her.)The twerpette is smiling, growled Vicky, When you are back from school,
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Godparent Chapter 8
Disclaimer: I am not Butch Hartman.Chapter 8: Proposition The Pixies continued pretending to godparent their godchildren. Clones of the Timmy-cam were PINGed up to record the godparenting. When the Pixies thought they had enough, they PINGed in to Jorgen.Mr. Von Strangle, said HP, While the fairy godparents were busy, we godparented their kids instead, as well as the kids you never assigned fairy
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Godparent Chapter 9
Disclaimer: I dont own the show.Chapter 9: Sorry?Norm groaned at the thought of constantly being at Traintrack Teeths side, not having any fun at all. However, if he didnt, hed be enslaved in a fortnight. If he were enslaved, hed never have any fun at all ever.He appeared in a POOF in front of him.What are you here for? asked Metal Mouth in confusion, Gonna tell me how useless I am again?Norm was
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Godparent Chapter 10
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.Chapter 10: Broken Fixing Chester had got back on his fix-the-world-100% rayon shag magic carpet.How do I fix the world?Ya could wish away global warming, said Norm.Norm knew that was one of the biggest problems known to mankind according to most humans. If he convinced Chester to fix that and granted it well, Jorgen would probably choose him over the Pixie
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Godparent Chapter 11
Disclaimer: Cant believe I have to say this again, but I dont own Fairly OddParents.Authors Note: Ive decided that Ill write a sequel for this fic, when Im finished. I had an idea for it. Also, this fanfic is pre-Timmy/Tootie, in a way. A bit higher than if-you-squint, but not at the level of Timmy-and-Tootie-are-in-a-relationship, if you get one I mean. Should I warn for it or not? Concrit is app
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Godparent Chapter 12
Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.A/N: Constructive criticism is welcome.Chapter 12: Invincix Pix Molly did not want to be godparented by a Pixie. The Pixies had taken Swizzle from her. She cared about Swizzle; she didnt care about the Pixies. She wanted Swizzle; she didnt want a Pixie.I wish I was an adult, said Molly.She knew kids lost their godparents when they turned eighteen or became
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First Girlfriend Chapter 1
There she is Trixie. Sitting and a park bench looking as beautiful as ever. Her soft long black hair being swapped by the wind. Her gorgouse blue eyes looking as beautiful as ever.Timmy has had a crush on her for as long as he can remember. But shes never like him back. Well except for a few couple of times when he wished to be the only men in the universe, but then everything went crazy. Or the t
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