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Death of a Simpson Chapter 6
A/N: Here I am again! (I managed to sneak in a few chapters of reviews over your way Narfy) Okay, this is where the story really starts to divert from the original I posted last August. Based on some of my earlier reviews and private feedback from some proof readers I felt it was a necessary evil to go back and fill out more content around this area of the story and towards the end. Up till now, m
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Televised Tragedy Chapter 6
How was your day,boy? Id really like to hear whats the story behind all thatmud, asked Homer. The family was eating around the table likenormal. If Bart was happy, they were happy.Well, I fell in amuddy pit by the school, and Sideshow Mel was there, and he became mynew best friend.Sideshow Mel? Isntthat that guy who keeps trying to kill you? Homer was perplexed.No, thatsSideshow Bob!Well, what abo
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The Holocaust Chapter 2
In the darkness of the night I must continue my journey, if I stop and get caught then it will be the endDeeper andDeeper into the forest I go, darkness imprisons me all I see is anightmare I cant awake from. I wish there was some way I could sayI was dreaming but Im not. I am living life in hell, every step Itake I am afraid being caught and persecuted for my heritage.Maggie,dont you worry we wil
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A Morning with Marge Chapter 1
A Typical Morning for MargeHomer wasfast asleep when Marge awoke as usual and he was snoring loudly. Shedressed, left the room and headed for the kitchen. On arrival sheopened the fridge to discover that, once again, Homer had invaded itduring the night and eaten all the Doughnuts. She sighed, removed thenow empty packet and took out some bacon and rolls for breakfast. Shebegan buttering them when
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Sleepover 2
It had been a month since the night Milhouse had toyed with Bart in his sleep and Lisa awaked. Since then, he had not had the opportunity to have sex again, with them or anyone else, even though Bart had slept at his house only a week ago. Milhouse had to resort to hand, but it was getting tiresome. After having a feel of both Simpson kids, he craved for more.
Bart had quickly forgotten
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 7
A/N: I hope you all liked the last chapter. I enjoyed hearing that you found my story interesting, angorianwolf. It means I'm doing something right if you've made it this far and keep coming back for the next chapter. Once again, thank you Narfy for your comments, I tried to keep this chapter up to par as well. It's a lot more dialogue heavy because we are fast approaching a point in the overall p
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Televised Tragedy Chapter 7
The day of Krustysfuneral came, and practically everyone in Springfield was there. Theonly people who didnt come to the funeral were Kent Brockman, whodidnt mourn the loss, Mayor Quimby and Miss Springfield, who hadother plans. Springfield, a small town, had time for everyone to beable to attend even celebrity funerals.The interesting thingwas, even Sideshow Bob came to the funeral, which came as
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The Holocaust Chapter 3
We walked into a small, abandoned house on the other side of the townWe walkedinto a small, abandoned house on the other side of the town. When wewalk in we see a small group of Jews, some I know that I haventseen in so long. It feels so good to be reunited with them.Milhouse,I say hugging my best friend for the first time in so many months. Hehad deteriorated in the past few months, he was nothin
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Sideshow Chapter 1
Nearthe back of the diner in a booth near the restrooms, the thin man satnervously sipping at his soda. His eyes darted back and forth asthough he feared that someone would recognize him. This was foolishfor several reasons.Chiefamong these would be that there were no customers in the entirediner. The only other person that the thin man new was in therestaurant was the bitter old waitress who had
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 8
A/N: Sorry for the long wait everyone, last week was my birthday (I turned 23!) so there were plenty of other things going on that distracted me from completing this chapter. It came out much the same way as the original did but with some important differences. Most of what changed were some cliche lines which I rewrote along with some continuity problems that I'd been meaning to fix since the ori
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Rope and Painted Bottles Chapter 1
Rope and Painted BottlesThe sun over Springfield wavered and dimmed, releasing a drifting darkness over the town. Rows of lit streetlamps shone down upon Moes Tavern, illuminating the small, dank building with an eerie glow. Within its graying walls barflies buzzed, conversing over the events of the lost day. Among them sat Barney Gumble, hunched over the bar counter with bloodshot eyes, his dark
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The Holocaust Chapter 4
Inches become miles when you dont have a destination and your warn out and hungryThe hollowscreams, the Germans have taken my soul. In flames of destruction Iroam, psychotic eyes search for me wherever I roam. My feet hasbecome the night sky filled with stars of pain. My stomach groanslike a beast for something edible, anything at all.InvisibleMachine guns barking at me, rattling gun fire where ev
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Closing Credits Chapter 1
Aftermuch consideration, Margaret decided that she missed being able totalk slightly more than being able to walk. She had a great deal oftime to consider such things. In fact, Margaret had nothing but timenow. Now extremely elderly and frail, Margaret spent her days in anugly blue medical gown confined to a rather uncomfortable hospitalbed.Theonly people that Margaret saw on a regular basis were
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Stress Relief
On one Tuesday in the Simpsons residence, something scandalous happened. What started off as just another weekday for Marge Simpson quickly escalated into something much more.
Tuesday morning, when it is time for Bart and Lisa to go to school and Homer to get to work. The day progressed routinely with Lisa and Homer eating their breakfast, ready to start their day. Bart, on the other ha
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 9
A/N: Update time again. This chapter features a song by Jane Siberry titled "Calling All Angels" so you should check it out on youTube or something if you want to hear what it sounds like. I am just going to abbreviate the lyrics as the full song would take up alot of space. Things are slowly falling into place now so please be patient as the details and events play themselves out. From what I cam
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The Lady Who Fell To Springfield Chapter 1
TheLady Who Fell to SpringfieldSynopsis: Based on a recent dream I had about falling from the sky to astrange, new world that was somehow familiar.Chapter1--Typical SundayItwas 8:00 pm Sunday evening and I was eagerly looking forward to a newepisode of TheSimpsons. It was my ritual and tradition. Without it, my Sunday wouldntfeel right, let alone complete. As I sat down to enjoy the latestepisode,
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The Holocaust Chapter 5
6 weeks was all it tookA/N: Imsorry I have been focusing on so many new fics I havent becomewhat I hated. A writer of many, a finisher of none. I know the lastfew chapters have been badly paced but I hope this one isnt. Itsfunny no matter what story with Jessica and Reverend Lovejoy I writeit always has Jessica disobeying her father in this case for a goodcause.6 weekswas all it took. I thought I
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turning wine into water Chapter 1
Themiddle-aged man with dark black hair who was wearily making his waydown the deserted street tugged absentmindedly at the collar aroundhis neck that identified him as a reverend as though that littlepiece of fabric was irritating him. This really wasnt because hewas having a crisis of faith. He felt like he still believed in God. His faith still seemed as though it was as strong as ever to him.
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 10
A/N: I know it's been a while since my last update, but since this chapter didn't happen at all the first time around I had to start it from scratch. The subsequent chapters will take a bit longer than a week each to finish up (probably along the lines of 2-3 each) so everyone's continued patience with me is much appreciated. This chapter, though, turned out to be an interesting pet project for me
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Youre different Chapter 1
The SimpsonsYoure different.LisaxNelsonDisclaimer: I don't own The Simpsons.A/N: I thought I would do a thing with Lisa and Nelson. They're my favourite couple from the Simpsons. And Lisa says in that episode where they're going out, that she likes Nelson because he's different. So I thought I would do a thing with that. Youre different than the others. Youre not one of those giggling, annoying gi
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Sweeny Bob Chapter 1
Sweeny BobHeSweeny BobNote: Simpsons fan-fiction. Although I realize Musings of aHomicidal Maniac had Robert doing a complete 360 turnaround in hispersonality, I must admit I enjoy Roberts usual mania. Afterseeing Death of a Fiend and being inspired by Sweeny Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, I gave Robert the perfect coverin the musical itself, which he lures the Simpson family too. Thewhole
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Simpsons Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I dontown Simpsons and never willSimpsons Episode 1:Birds and BartChapter 1: Blue JaysOne day Bart waswalking home from school it was a normal Tuesday. The birds werechirping their afternoon song. It sounded like it was a nice,peaceful, afternoon. Thats not what Bart thought. The soundirritated him. He was thinking about where he put his slingshot. Hereached for his back pocket; Bart t
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 11
A/N: Yes, I know it's been a while since I last updated but here's the next chapter, at last. I just started a new troubleshooting job for Apple this week and with working Mon-Fri again it might be difficult to find time to finish this up but I'll try my best. Thanks again for your review, Narfy, I'll be getting to your story here soon.Chapter Eleven: RegretsLisa hefted her saxophone case on top o
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Youre different Chapter 2
Youre differentChapter 2Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpson's, Matt Groening does..doesn't he?A/N: This was only supposed to be a oneshot, but people (my lovely reviewers) asked me to update. Actually I just forgot to click on 'complete' instead of 'in-progess' XD But when you asked I decided to make it a chapter story. All because of you. Thanks for the reviews, by the way.This chapter might be
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Pretty Vacant Chapter 1
Hi, my name is homerHi, myname is homer. I work in a nuclear power plant in my local townSpringfield but because of my love of nature and beer Im slowlydestroying both. I am having a drink at my favourite bar inSpringfield, Moes Tavern.HeyBarney, what are you doing back here? Moe says with smug look.I justwant to apologise for my past behaviour. Barney replied.Youalready did that.Ohit was in my di
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Simpsons Chapter 2
DISCLAIMER: I dont own Simpsonsand never will.Simpsons Episode 1: Birds and BartChapter 2: RobinAfter Barts strike to the preciousBlue Jays he wanted to get back at his sister. So the next day onWednesday he was walking home from school once again birds werechirping. Just like yesterday he thought smiling. Lisa always gothome before him. She saw his smile and figuring out what he was goingto do, s
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Adore to Hate the Enemy Chapter 1
Heypeoples! This is my first Simpsons fic. Its just a littlesomething I wrote a couple of months ago and never posted. I cameacross it today and decided I might as well post it :P, so yeah Iwill be writing more to this story because I kinda like it you know.It takes place when everyone is older (Bart, 15, Lisa, 13) yeah itsa total OC =P and its intended to be a total Mary-Sue story xD buthey might
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Youre different Chapter 3
Youre different chapter 3Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons. If I did I wouldn't have to write this fanfiction.A/N: You probably hate me. I know, it took me really long to update. Sorry 'bout that. But it was kinda boring to write last chapter, so I wasn't all that excited. But now I made it funnier to write. You'll know what I mean. Again, sorry.Lisa woke up. She hadnt slept well, even her dre
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Pretty Vacant Chapter 2
Homer, I got another warning from the power company its the final oneHomer,I got another warning from the power company its the finalone. Marge says sitting down next to me. I had been faking goingto work but instead I went to Moes to relieve my pain.Is thatso? Well I must have forgotten, Ill do it right. I say gettingmy cheque book out. I write up a cheque, Marge returns back into thekitchen and
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Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1
Bart,Homer, Millhouse, and Moes BarOne day Homer andBart started playing truth or dare. Bart ended up having to drink abottle of beer. Bart started to like it and became much like hisfather, Homer. Bart went to Moes a lot and ended up being there24/7. Millhouse always wondered where he was until he checked withHomer. Homer was at Moes. So Millhouse found Bart drunk at Moes.Millhouse tried to ask H
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Adore to Hate the Enemy Chapter 2
Heres chapter 2of Adore to Hate the Enemy, I was gonna make it longer but I justreally wanted to post it, youll notice 2 other new charactersR&R~Mick, AKAHollywood GrimmDisclaimer: I ownnaught cept the plot, Tiffany, Faye and Evanlee & Aiden OBrechtTiffanys POVI hated him, I reallydid. Jimbo Jones was his name, I mean what an ass. The way he wasstaring at me on the bus, with such hate and
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The end of the year at Springfield Junior High Chapter 1
The day before graduation at Springfield Junior HighPart 1Thursday June 16, 1994: It was the second-to-last day of classes at Springfield Junior High School. The end-of-year exams were over, and the graduation ceremony was to take place the next day. None were more up to it than 14-year-old Bart Simpson and his sister 12-year-old Lisa Simpson, of course both for different reasons, he was excited b
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Pretty Vacant Chapter 3
A/N: My shortest chapter everA/N: Myshortest chapter everI had beenforced into being a chicken for nearly 2 weeks now. I was searchingfor other jobs but they have been unsuccessful. Lisa heard about thenews and instantly started giving saxophone lessons. Bart learntabout my being fired as well and has started looking for a job. Margehas frying burgers at Krusty burgers.Daddy,how come we cant watch
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When Pumpkins turn evil Halloween Story Chapter 1
When Pumpkins turn evilIt was noon on October 31st and Homer was talking to Ned Flanders over the fence between the two houses. What are you doing? asked Homer. Hi neighbourino. Didnt you hear? Hear what? This year, pumpkins are meant to be popular to grow and this spray someone made makes them look shinier at least that what it says on the can, said Ned. Shinier eh? Let me see that can.Homer grab
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traducción del español al inglés
Upon entering the room will? No, my brother was lying face on the bed and my mother galloping up on his erect penis while her small breasts I tossed in the air, and my brother squeezed my ass.Dear diary, it is true that I have spent much time without writing, but this first year of college has been very difficult even for a brainiac like me. This year a lot has happened, for example my brother Bar
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Adore to Hate the Enemy Chapter 3
Heyguys! Well heres chapter 3, sorry it changes point of view so much. As always I dont own the Simpsons but I own the plot,Faye, Tiff, Evan and Aiden =] R&R my beautiful readers ;D~Mick, AKA Hollywood GrimmADORETO HATE THE ENEMYChapter3BartsPOVStayafter school with Aiden tomorrow? The offer sounded oddlyunappealing, especially when I seen the icy glare off she and Fayeshared at their first in
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Bartman Adventures Chapter 1
Author's Note: Behold, the first chapter of my Bartman series. I was looking through some of my old Bartman comics, and thought hey, I'll do a series about the spikey headed protector of Springfield. Enjoy part one, any suggestions or comments are appreciated.Bartman AdventuresBy day I'm Springfield Elementary's most feared hell raiser. By night I fight against the dark underbelly of Springfield.I
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The wacky boarding school Chapter 1
It was a warm sunny morning and Jessica was enjoying her holidays because she knew once it was over she would have to return to prisonIt was awarm sunny morning and Jessica was enjoying her holidays because sheknew once it was over she would have to return to prison. Not aliteral prison but a boarding school which is probably worst.Honey,shouldnt you be getting backed for school? Helen asked walki
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When Pumpkins turn evil Halloween Story Chapter 2
Marge, Flanders hasa skeleton with pumpkins dancing around it, yelled Homer. Ordid you just have another weird dream again? said Marge. Huh,what? No, its true! I dont believe you Homer. Bartcomes storming into the bedroom. Mom! Dad! Lisas gone! ThenMarge says Oh no! Im going to dial 911. Is Maggie in her room?I dunno, said Bart.All of a sudden, anevil pumpkin smashes into the window. Homer kicks t
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Adore to Hate the Enemy Chapter 4
Ohwow I realize that I forgot to mention two things. Firstly the reasonTiffany was living with her aunt and uncle was because she wasattending an art school near where they lived and she became too muchfor them to handle so she was sent back to her parents. The reasonLisa has Faye in some of her classes is because she skipped twogrades because of her extreme genius, I hope the clears things up. So
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Who Watches the Clockmen Chapter 1
WhoWatches the Clockmen?ByPatrickMooreRadioactive Man woke up ina strange room bound in chains. He turned to see where Fallout Boywas, but he was nowhere to be seen. All RM remembered was he andFallout Boy fought Dr. Colossus and his giant robot spiders attackingthe city.Where am I? RM spoketo himself.Youre in theClocktower, Radioactive Man, said a voice from out of nowhere. Sorry we had to tie yo
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Heres the money shot Chapter 1
Itwas happening again.TheReverend Timothy Lovejoy looked down at his arm, hoping he wasmistaken. Maybe he was seeing things. But no, he was right. It washappening again.Hisleft arm was fading away; vanishing as though it had never beenthere. It had happened before, but there was one difference; lasttime it hadnt really changed that much. Now, as he held his handup to the basement light, he realise
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