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The Simpsons Present Aladdin Chapter 2
A note on this chapter, Burns may seem a bit out of character here, but it's just his first scene. I assure you, he'll be more Burns-like later.Characters:Mr. Burns: JafarKrusty the Clown: IagoSmithers: Jafar's Staff(New character)Snake: GazeemBarney: Cave Of WondersHomer: AladdinBart: Abu (Yes, Abu speaks in my story. Had to have Bart & Homer together somehow)Wiggum: Head guardChapter One: Di
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The hammer of unjustice Chapter 1
In the depths of my darkest memory, there she is, holding my hand in an attempt to relinquish this debility that had me pinned in the corner of my bedIn thedepths of my darkest memory, there she is, holding my hand in anattempt to relinquish this debility that had me pinned in the cornerof my bed. I live a life in shadows afterBart, Iknow this is something you dont want to deal with but you have.S
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Simpsons Instant Message Chapter 3
The Simpsons InstantMessageDisclaimer: I do not ownthe Simpsons. Fox does. Not me. I probably won't ever own theSimpsons.A/N: Everyone, pleasewelcome OTTO!!Dohnut Signs On.MrsPoofyBlueHair Signs On.EinsteinJr Signs On.KowabungaBart Signs On.Dohnut: Stupid Mr. Burns. Giving me asuspension. PFFTT!!MrsPoofyBlueHair: EEEWW!! Homey! You didn't ACTUALLY have to FART when you said PFFTT!!Dohnut: Yes I di
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 10
Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated!Now, I know you might find it odd that I know exactly where Springfields gay community is, but Bart started as we hopped off the trolley together.I was a bit curious, I admitted.Well, I know it might seem odd, but...uhits Milhouse who always wants to come here, Bart explained implausibly. Yeah, Milhouse.I shrugg
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That Damned Letter Chapter 1
Montgomery Burns wandered into the large office that had once been his father's. He had inherited the Atom Mill, and half of his father's money, the other half being given to Burn's mother and brother. Wonderful. Burns always knew he had been the favorite.The office was simply amazing. It was austere, which the young Monty Burns loved. The walls were an off-white, and the floor was plain, polished
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That Damned Letter Chapter 2
Montgomery Burns was staring out the window. Three floors down, he could see a small yard with a single, ratty picnic table at it's center. A group of workers were at, or near, the table. All were eating lunch or talking. What a waste of time.The sound of someone knocking on the office door drifted over to Monty.Come in. He called, still watching the workers below him.A minute later, Burns heard a
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How to be Gansta Chapter 1
I dont own TheSimpsons or the youtube video How to be Gangsteryoutube usernigahiga does. It was a normal day inSpringfield. The nerds got beat up and principle Skinners car keyswere stolen. But lets see one of the nerds problems shall we?Were at Millhouse house were hes crying and hugging his mylittle pony plush doll.Oh Rainbow why cantLisa like me? asked Millhouse to his pony Rainbow Becauseyou s
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 15
Thank you for the reviews! Yes thats right I'm back! Anyway thanks for all the support. Now time for the story!Chapter 15. The Talk.Homer was in bed with Marge. It was 10:30pm. Normally he would be asleep by now but he couldnt get to bed for two reasons. One: Marge was still reading and two: He had a problem.Marge started to sniffle. Obviously she had gotten to a romantic part in her book. Homer t
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the simpsons in Gotham Chapter 2
A yellow skinned family in wayne manourAs the limo came to a stop outside a big mansion, Bart's eyes widen in amazement."Aye carumba" quoted the ten year old hooligan "that is one big ass house". Marge gave Bart a scolding look and warned him to watch his lanquage. Alfred, the old Butler opened the door and the Simpson family stepped out. Homer took out a one dollar billand handed it to Alfred."Go
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Sorry It Wont Work Out Between Us Chapter 1
Authors Note: Im back and I have ELEVEN new ideas back with me, so expect another influx.Sorry, It Wont Work Out Between UsHe was writing the note at his desk. It was his idea that it would be the best letter he had ever written for his eyes. For his eyes only, the man wrote diligently. Covering a paper he folded it up. Blushing, he walked over to the office, note behind his back. His spectacles f
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Preachy Friday Chapter 4
4.The stylist finished his job at 10.30, and Timothy wondered why Helen had ever booked the thing at all; his - or her - hair didn't really look any different. It was so expensive, too, at $20, but he paid it anyway.He had only just walked out of the salon when he bumped into Jacques."Oh, I'm sorry!" he cried quickly, almost falling off his high heels."Do not be sorry, my dear," Jacques replied in
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Mr Burns Takes the Tasks to the Extreme Chapter 1
AuthorsNotes: Apparently Im not the only one who has missedBurns/Smithers fics, so even if I cant be helped I can help afellow fan in need. Heres to non-superficial slash pairings!Mr.Burns Takes the Tasks to the ExtremeIfthere was one word to describe Mr. Burns, it would probably bemagnificent. No one else in the world could order me around soblatantly, and obtain a positive response. One day, I w
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Child of Darkness Chapter 3
September 21 1999The sun felt bright,too bright, and too hot on her neck as she slouched home throughtown. Missing the bus had been the last horrid event in a trulyhorrid day, when everything and everyone had seemingly colludedagainst her. Things smelled different, looked different... shecouldn't seem to read people in the way she was used to, which wassomething Lisa had always prided herself on.
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The road of redemption Chapter 5
Hey.I say turning around and facing Jessica. She was an inch or twoshorter than me, her dazzling brown eyes hadnt changed a bit. Herhair was waist long and her smile was as cute as ever.BartSimpson, the devils advocate? What are you doing back here?Martin said, obviously he isnt going to forgive me easily. Hetightly grabbed Jessicas arm and pulled her towards him.WellI did a lot of bad things, I j
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 2
BART"It looks like a skull! COOL!! I wonder whose it is?" Bart picks up the skull. It clears its throat, Bart jumps. "Did you just...make a sound?""Indeed I did little one, for I can speak in rhymes a ton. A wish for you I shall grant. So make a wish and hold on to your pants!!""Wish? Awesome!" Bart sits on the bed. "What to wish for...I know! To be in my favorite cartoon! Itchy and Scratchy!!!" B
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 5
NELSONOn the streets, Nelson was looking for kids to bully. "Man, today blows! I can't find a single chump to steal from. I wish I was a bigger, better bully than I am now..." Nelson says to himself. He sees Thromnambular sitting on a mailbox. He picks it up. "Give me your lunch money loser!""No money have I. But I do have something by you to run by. You wish to be a super bully. Let's hope this w
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Cindermargie and a stupid subplot Chapter 1
Cindermargie and a stupid subplotOkay this is my second fanfic. Im planning on making three fics like this: three movies from Disney in The Simpsons style(that havent been spoofed in the show before) with Homer and Marge as the main couple. And dont worry, Life of Bart will be updated soon. The other films Im planning to do are Beauty and the Beast, and the Little Mermaid.Anyways on with the fic.
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One of My turns Improved Chapter 1
(AN: I improvedmy first songfic, after its long absence, I finally present to youthe less suckish, less like the infamous My Immortal Fic(grammar wise) and better suited for all you fans)Disclaimer: I donot own the Simpsons, I also dont own The Lyrics to One of myTurns, they belong to my gods, Pink Floyd and Matt Groening One of My TurnsBy: Ellena,Grammar Nazi, Hater of Ebony Darkness Dementia Way
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Hell is where the Bart is Chapter 2
At 10oclock the next morning, Mr Burns had come down to two candidatesfor his second in command. Bart and Lisa Simpson. They were bothmaking points to show why they should be Mr Burns second incommand.Ivegot loads of experience, Bart argued I mean, Im used tomaking people do whatever I want, and I could help you do it better.Bart,youre the one whos always being made to do whatever Nelson orany of
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Clown Shoes on the Other Foot Chapter 1
Clown Shoes on the Other FootI, in no way, own these characters or any allusions made. Hope you enjoy.Ch. 1: Guilt, My Anti-DrugRevenge. It sounds so silly now, but seemed all too glamorous in the beginning. As his lanky body slumped over that dirty, bar counter, sitting on an uncomfortable stool, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger thought back to his childhood, wondering if he ever once considered to g
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Clown Shoes on the Other Foot Chapter 2
Ch. 2: Must Love DogsGood morning, Springfield, Im Kent Brockman. Our top story tonight: We had it coming.A very anxious Marge sat on the living room couch, wringing her hands as she stared at the TV.Including rigging an election, demolishing a theme park ride, attempted murder, and terrorism, convicted felon Sideshow Bob can add armed robbery to his list of heinous crimeswhat was that?...Hes alre
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do notown The SimpsonsSmithers wasawakened at four in the morning by the insistent ringing of thedoorbell. Horribly hung over, he crawled he crawled off the couchwhere he had passed out, nearly tripping over his Yorkshire terrier,Hercules.Montgomery Burnsstood in the hall outside his door. He wrinkled his nose in revulsionat how sorry a sight Smithers was, but he said simply,Er, well
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I do notown the Simpsons.PleaseRead and Review!Waylonstood under a cold shower in his hotel room until his skin turnedpruny and he threatened to pass out from an empty stomach. He finallyshut off the water and wrapped a towel around himself. He imaginedthe newspaper telling of his death, reporting that Waylon Smithers ofSpringfield had struck his head on the bathroom floor aftercollaps
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50 springfeildians Chapter 1
Bart and Milhouse were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl on Bart's wii."Hey, Bart." Said Milhouse. "I know I've told you this before, but I wonder what goes on in this town."Bart just pointed to the screen, To show that a cutscene was playing. Milhouse turned his head in a blur, and they leant Back.A dollar flew into the open window. "Yoink!" Said homer, Grabbing the Dollar.Bart was just sitting ther
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The Simpsons and the Science Centre Chapter 1
The Simpsons and the science centreBy: Nishanthan KuganesaphavanDisclaimer: I do not own these characters and I am not making any money off this.As usual, Saturday morning finds Bart and Lisa Simpson stretched out on their bellies in front of the television, watching their favourite cartoon friends, Itchy and Scratchy. Marge has been increasingly concerned about the amount of time Bart and Lisa ha
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Kidnap Chapter 16
Thanks so much to Madam Pegasus, Iriam-Flower & Anyminutenow for reviewing! Id like to address Madam Pegasuss comment; It's also kinda weird how Maggie is the only one to care for Bart. One would figure Marge would after all that Bart and Homer have done throughout their livesTo be honest, there are only two reasonable explanations I could come up with is this; If Lisa didnt like Bart or care
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 6
The day after the incident at the gorge and after Homer had heard about Roys kids not knowing if Santa was real, Homer returned to the local Try-N-Save with Roy to pick out the best Christmas presents he could give the kids. He also needed a Santa beard to go with his old and moldy Santa costume that he had not worn for quite a while.Together, he and Roy picked out some wonderful little toys that
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Talkin With The Simpsons Chapter 2
Talkin'With The SimpsonsA/N:Second chapter! ENJOY!Disclaimer:I don't own Simpsons. It's as easy as that.Rii:Welcome back to Rii Live! Today we are very fortunate to have Mrs.Marge Simpson to be here with us today! Hello Marge!Marge:Hello Rii.Rii:I will ask you some questions and you answer truthfully. Is thatalright?Marge:Fine with me!Rii:First question, how do you handle three kids and a fat guy?
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Untitled Chapter 2
Chapter 2: A Worldand Ruler ChangedWill jumped through thefold and landed pretty far from where she had intended which was dueto not focusing on where she was going. She started her journey inthe sands of Goreth. I really hate this desert. Will thought asshe walked. The whole desert had changed since Phobos took overand so has everything else for that matter. This desert used to befull of life bot
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 10
Well, here is a brand new chapter. Hope you enjoy:)Dont own the Simpsons.M/MMay I kiss you?Bart blacked out for a second. Kiss? Nelson was asking him for a kiss? Well, obviouslyWhy? He didnt come up with anything else to say. Nelson captured Barts hands in a hard grip. He didnt break the eye contact. I want to see your reaction. See if you actually feel anything about this at all. If you hate it s
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 8
A/N: Sorry for the long wait everyone, last week was my birthday (I turned 23!) so there were plenty of other things going on that distracted me from completing this chapter. It came out much the same way as the original did but with some important differences. Most of what changed were some cliche lines which I rewrote along with some continuity problems that I'd been meaning to fix since the ori
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turning wine into water Chapter 1
Themiddle-aged man with dark black hair who was wearily making his waydown the deserted street tugged absentmindedly at the collar aroundhis neck that identified him as a reverend as though that littlepiece of fabric was irritating him. This really wasnt because hewas having a crisis of faith. He felt like he still believed in God. His faith still seemed as though it was as strong as ever to him.
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Adore to Hate the Enemy Chapter 2
Heres chapter 2of Adore to Hate the Enemy, I was gonna make it longer but I justreally wanted to post it, youll notice 2 other new charactersR&R~Mick, AKAHollywood GrimmDisclaimer: I ownnaught cept the plot, Tiffany, Faye and Evanlee & Aiden OBrechtTiffanys POVI hated him, I reallydid. Jimbo Jones was his name, I mean what an ass. The way he wasstaring at me on the bus, with such hate and
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I dont date thugs Chapter 2
Author's note: For those of you who haven't read "Waylon Smithers: a life" yet, here's a link: /s/3685877/1/WaylonSmithersALifeWaylon Smithers wasnt in school for a long time afterwards, but the teachers didnt seem to notice; and the ones that did seemed to be glad he was gone. This seemed to be the case for the students, too, but not all of them.Ned, Margery and Helen all glanced at the empty des
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Three Kisses Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Does not own W.I.T.C.HAN: Just a random fic to help get over some writer block. I should be updating, my other fics over the
next few days. This is going to be 3 chapters long, well it should be.A Eventful DayIt was unnaturally bright for a winters day, Cornelia thought. She didn't quite understand the fact that
the snow on the grown reflected what sunlight there was causing
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Bartman Chapter 10
SideshowBobYes, Icant believe after all these years I will finally get my revengeon Bart, a little hooligan who has ruined my life since he was 10.No, youcan fight it Jessica, I hear the boy scream, stupid boy; there isno way she can fight it. She has the gun to her temple as Bartcontinues to shout at her to stop. It wont work but it causing herto hesitate.Martin,why is she hesitating? Snake asks
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So You See Chapter 4
So You See: Chapter 4 True MotivesDisclaimer: I dont own The Simpsons.Authoresses Note: I just wanted to apologize for the length of this chapter. I will also be going away for eight days so expect an update in about nine or so days as I will not have access to a computer and internet. Thanks.Smithers! What in the hell are you doing here? Mr. Burns shouted angrily.Waylon didnt waste any time. He
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Bartman Chapter 13
A/N: I amsorry if I am going too much into supernatural themes.Disclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons.JessicaI amsorry I cant give you that information Repeats Grandpa as heeyes me very closely. I told him about the little girl and the groupyelling Burn the Witch.PleaseGrandpa, Jessica is freaking out here, Bart is practically on hisknees begging.Bart..I. uhhh fine, search Serenity Granger he says.Wai
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Bartman Chapter 14
MilhouseWow hermouth tastes even better than before. I cant wait to tell Bartabout my major score with the even more beautiful Samantha. We didnteven watch the movie if thats any sign of how good her mouth was.She wasdestined to be mine I know that, I have no idea why I didnt wantto keep in contact with her. Oh well thats all water under thebridge.Ireally enjoyed watching the movie today, we shoul
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When Homer Meets Peter Chapter 2
AUTHOR'S NOTESorry For not updating for a while, Theres been alot of stuff going on and I had no free time, But things have slowed down alot which means i'm back. I have 6 stories that are currently being written so be patient. Anyways thanks for reading, and I will update this as soon as I can :D
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 1
Hey!This is my first fan fic so please be nice.ProlougeGood, good morning Springfield said the radio announcer What a great Monday morning this is with the first day of school and- Lisa turned off the radio and stumbled out of bed. She rubbed her eyes sleepily and was very groggy when she suddenly realised Oh My God! Its my first day of high school!! Mum! Dad! Im going to high school!!!!Uh huh Hom
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Kiss Me Chapter 2
PARTIIPPPPPPPPPPP Saturday, Michael showed up with araft of receipt book forms, several saddlebags, and a list of companies whomight need a messenger or courier service.PMolly was impressed, perched on the edge or Rebeccas desk.PPPPPPPPPPP Youve come prepared.PPPPPPPPPPP Well. Im not going to haveanother redfruit fiasco.P The tigersaid.P Molly laughed.PPPPPPPPPPP It wasnt a fiasco we just lostour
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