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The Heir of Air Chapter 11
dragon of magic: Hello everyone. I'm sorry about the wait. You see I've been prepareing for my trip. In exactly one month from today i will be traveling half way around the world to meet the people there, explore their culture, and represent my country. It is a true honer and my group is great! I'll be gone for three weeks. So... now that you are up to date on that...here's the next cha... What is
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The Heir of Air Chapter 12
Previosly in the boldface words of "The Heir of Air":Meghan: MORE POWERS!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND! THE REVIEWERS ARE GOING TO BE SO TICKED AT US YOU KNOW!Sophia Rose Uchiha: Actually, seeing that Im your only reviewer at the moment I dont think thats a problem.
Dragon of magic: Its nice to have you with us Sophia. I hear you came a long way to be with us today.
SRU: "two thousand miles
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The Heir of Air Chapter 13
Meghan: Hey DOM! You know what day it is?!dragon of magic: yes I do. It's-Meghan: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!DOM:...well I was going to say it's the first aniversary of "The Heir of Air" but...i guess that's another way of looking at it. Even though you were in my head years before I started to write this story.Meghan: Yeah but you said that I was brought too life thanks to this website!DOM: True...Meghan
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The Heir of Air Chapter 14
dragon of magic: oh, it's been too long, I know. So instead of stateing excuses that none of you will honestly care about anyway, I'll just state these three things.I am so so so sorry about the long wait. I hope this chapter is worth it.
Thank you all very very much for your patience.
And we can all thank Meghan for nagging me every night before I went to sleep for the last eight months
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The Pearl Relics Elements Origin Chapter 1
Nighttime.Cold, kind of warm-ish one could say. Crescent moon blocked out by a thick haze of photochemical smog. A typical city night.Hidden in the shadows of a closed down library was a brunette girl holding a book in one hand, the pages turned open to reveal a multitude of text walls and matching illustrations. A dim beam of streetlight poking through the window provided enough light for her to
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 1
(a/n) as the title says, this is going to be a collection of ridiculously short oneshots. for the most part these are written for a quick laugh or two and to get some stupid ideas out of my head. each story will have its own rating ranging from K to T depending on the content, but for the most part they will probably be K+. so with nothing else to say, glance at this far about ten seconds, get a q
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 2
(a/n) the second in my series of ridiculously short stories. I honestly think this one is hilarious."Jeff?" rated KJeff?Master Fung walked down the hallway, happily humming on this peaceful day at the Xiaolin Temple. No Shen Gong Wu had activated, no crazy villain had tried to break in, and no psychopath was trying to take over the world. It was just a peaceful, happy day. As the elderly Monk cont
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 3
(a/n) yet another ridiculously short story. this one is slightly less ridiculously short though.I Wanna Rock rated KI Wanna RockWhats goin on, Dojo? Rai asked as he, Clay and Omi walked into the temple basement.Oh, just going through some old junk. The dragon explained as he pulled an old sheet off of something. Hey! I remember this! the dragon said enthusiastically. This is the drum set from my o
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 4
(a/n) this one explains why you shouldnt get an iPhoneiLove my iPhone rated T for not quite fowl language.iLove my iPhoneCheck it out guys! Kim said cheerfully to Rai, Clay and Omi. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a small black rectangle. I got a new iPhone. Clay and Omi seemed to have no idea what she was talking about. Rai on the other hand got that smug look and just shook his head.K
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 5
Frogs rated KFrogsAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Omi screamed as he bolted aimlessly through the temple. Somebody help! I need assistance immediately!Whats wrong, Omi? Kim asked as she ran out into the hall to help.Omi reached into his pocket and pulled a frog out by one of its hind legs. Wuya has turned Raimundo into a frog!Kim suddenly got a disappointed look on her face and raised one eyebrow. Is tha
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 6
(a/n) Clays Diet rated kClays DietHey guys. Clay said as he walked into the kitchen where Rai, Kim, Omi and Dojo were already sitting at the table eating various foods. Ive decided to go on a diet! he announced.Good for you, Clay. Kim said enthusiastically.Rai looked over to Omi and Dojo. Ten bucks says he doesnt make it through the day. He said.Youre on. Both Omi and Dojo agreed.Yep, no more fatt
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 7
(a/n) if any of you remember the old show "All That" from Nick at Nite the you should know where insperation for this short came from.Know Your Stars: Jack Spicer rated TKnow Your Stars: Jack SpicerJack sat on a chair in the middle of a dark room with a spotlight hanging over him. I have no idea what this is about but Ill go with it. He growled as he waited for it to begin. And speak of the devilK
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 8
(a/n) my longest short story so far.Dream Jobs rated k+Dream JobsIt was about as ordinary as it got around the temple. No Shen Gong Wu had activated, no psychopaths were trying to take over the world, Dojo was no where to be found, and the young monks were bored out of their skulls. The four young heroes had absolutely nothing to do that day other than sit around the kitchen table and stare blankl
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 9
(a/n) Who Would Play Them in the Movie: Wuya rated kWho Would Play Them in the Movie: WuyaHello, and welcome to WHO WOULD PLAY THEM IN THE MOVIE! said the extremely loud and completely stereotype announce voice. The show where we take cartoon characters and decide who would play them in the live action movie version of their show! Today we have everyones favorite heylin witch, Wuya!Glad to be here
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 10
(a/n) Omi's Interview rated K+Omis InterviewAnd now its time for the first ridiculously short interview. said the stereotype announcer voice. And here to be interviewed by us today is none other than Xiaolin Showdowns ridiculously short cast member, Omi!Oh, ha ha, very funny. Omi growled. I get it, the series is called Ridiculously Short Stories so you make fun of the ridiculously short person. Wh
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 11
(a/n) Ventriloquism rated TVentriloquismRai stood on a stage in front of a small crowd at a comedy club. Rai was that nights entertainment and, just for the hell of it, he decided that hed give ventriloquism a try. The problem was, however, he didnt have a puppet so he had to improvise. All right, everybody, let me introduce you to my little buddy He reached into the box at his side and pulled out
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 12
(a/n) Who would Play them in the Movie: Jack Spicer rated KWho Would Play Them in the Movie: Jack SpicerHello, and welcome to WHO WOULD PLAY THEM IN THE MOVIE! said the extremely loud and completely stereotype announce voice. The show where we take cartoon characters and decide who would play them in the live action movie version of their show! Today we have an engineering prodigy with a bad case
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 13
(a/n) Buying a New Computer rated KBuying a New ComputerJack grumbled as he kicked in the door of the computer store and stomped up to the counter. Yeah, I was just as Walmart and their cheapest laptop was five hundred bucks. How much is yours?Well, youve come to the right place sir! said the clerk. Here at Computer Max our very best laptops sell for as little as four hundred ninety-nine dollars a
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 14
(a/n) this episode is rated K+Who Would Play Them in the Movie: Master FungHello, and welcome to WHO WOULD PLAY THEM IN THE MOVIE! said the extremely loud and completely stereotype announce voice. The show where we take cartoon characters and decide who would play them in the live action movie version of their show! Today we have an old geezer who knows how to take names and kick ass please put yo
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 15
(a/n) Dream Jobs 2 rated T... youll see whyDream Jobs 2Kimiko sat in silence as the guys continued their day dreams. Somewhere along the line Dojo slithered into the room and took a seat next to Kim. Whats going on? he asked.The guys are imagining their dream jobs. Kim explained.On queue, the dragon and Japanese girl tilted their heads to the left slightly and drifted off.~KIMIKOS FANTASY~Kimiko l
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Ridiculously Short Stories Chapter 16
(a/n) wow, been a while since I've done one of these. anyway, this installment of Ridiculously Short Stories was inspired by a short on Seth Mcfarlenes Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!Jacks Greatest Idea Ever rated TJacks Greatest Idea EverOkay, guys. We just need to get inside and steal back the Shen Gong Wu. Omi said. He, Rai, Clay, and Kim were sitting in the bushes around Jack Spicer house, waitin
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The Shadow of the Future Chapter 1
Chapter 1 The New Arrival"Come on guys! New wu alert!" A green dragon slithered in to the room.He opened a scroll on the table in front of him. Four people joined aroundthe table to view the scroll. It was Kimiko, Clay, Omi, and Raimundo thefour Xiaolin dragons."What is it Dojo?" Omi said very excited, "What ever it is I know will be ableto use it to kick other people in the backside!" He had a hu
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The Shadow of the Future Chapter 2
Chapter 2- She's One Of UsOmi woke to see he was in the Xiaolin temple surrounded by his friends."Omi are you ok?" Kimiko was very worried.He sprang into life and jump in the air, "I am as fine as a violin!" He had another one of his huge smiles.Clay corrected him, "I think you mean fit as a fiddle partner.""I'm fine ok!" Omi seemed annoyed, "I can't believe I got beaten by a gir-"Kimiko cut in wi
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The Shadow of the Future Chapter 3
Hey everybody chapter three is now up! Much longer then the other chapters. 2,070 words. Thanks very much to my first reviewer -my-forgotten-rose-. As always read and review! ^-^ Warning this chapter make Rai act kind of like a perv. lol
~Chapter 3~Family Issues xxx Sabrina's Room xxxI gasped loudly. I was awakened by a huge crash of thunder. The rain was pouring heavily on the temple roof a
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Bet On It Chapter 1
Dedicated to and Requested by: Zestychicken2A/N: To clear this up, they are 14 in the story and are in 8th grade.Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown.A pink bubble erupted out of Kimikos glossy pink lips. It fell back onto her skin making a rather large noise. She repeated this a few more times before simply sating, Im bored!Keiko sighed, Well.. go do something! she was flipping through math
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Bet On It Chapter 2
Kimiko hugged him one last time before going inside. She found herself glancing back at him as he walked down her sidewalk with his hands shoved into his pockets. He had changed so much after just that little bit of time. She ran upstairs to her bedroom and thought all about how she couldnt wait for tomorrow. The next day Rai came to school with a hat on; he sat down with his books and flipped one
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Bet On It Chapter 3
She stood and stared at the dancing machine. He walked up behind her and rested his elbow on her shoulder, Whatcha looking at?Do you think you could beat me at anything here? she said whipping around with a smirk.He laughed, Well considering youve been to one of these once, yes I actually do,Dang, youre so modest! she said with a smile and he nodded along, Well, how about that?He gulped, dancing w
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Bet On It Chapter 4
The lunch bell blared through all the classrooms and Raimundo ran into one of the stalls in the bathroom to hide from anyone that would come in and find him here. Kimiko had been looking for him everywhere, he hadnt been attending any of the classes they had together and every time she passed his locker it was dead. He leaned up against the wall and picked at his chipped teeth with his bloody fing
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Bet On It Chapter 5
She leaned over the bathroom sink, she knew she was stronger then this, but she had never felt so completely betrayed. She never actually had, had a feeling like this for anyone. Her eyes were burning and bloodshot and she wanted to let out a sob because she knew she was being too weak for her own good. She had to be strong, she was strong enough to quit her crying, march out their and act complet
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Bet On It Chapter 6
Raimundo shook it off, no way was Keiko using him of all people, it was him after all. He chuckled at the thought pushing it to the back of his mind and walked out of the gymnasium.By the time Rai had left, Kimiko was standing inside of her closet. A mirror stood off to the right, which she was admiring her complexion in, and off to the left was a row filled with dresses. She brought both hands to
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Bet On It Chapter 7
There was an arena, the crowd blasting into cheers as a short old man stepped out into the middle. He was hunched over and limping so you could hardly see his face but the bit you could see had no nose and pursed lips. His eyes had evilness to them despite their small delicate size and as he rose up the whole crowd got quiet. Raimundo was one of the ones sitting in the crowd he was looking all aro
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Bet On It Chapter 8
Kimiko pulled out the dress she was planning on wearing and held it up to her. The bottom circled the ground and rimmed her chest- she felt like a princess, one without a prince. She set it down on her bed and ran her fingers across the silver corset on the torso of it.He would of loved it, she muttered, thinking about Jack, thinking about Raimundo, thinking about not going, thinking about Keiko,
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Bet On It Chapter 9
Raimundo stared uncomfortably at the sidewalk, his hands were tucked tightly in his pockets, and he was shuffling along instead of picking up his feet quietly.Well he turned to face Kimiko, Walking is kind of boring, what did you want to talk about?Kimiko stared at him like he had offended her, What do you mean? I didnt want to talk about anything I just wanted to walk with you. She flipped the en
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Kiss Among Reindeer Chapter 1
Sara: Merry Christmas, fellow readers! How are you this fine day?Readers: (Exactly like obedient, mind-numbed children) Good. Sara: Are you excited about the story? Readers: (Screaming) Yeah! Rane: Dude, did you brainwash them or something? Sara: (Whispers) (Talks to self) He knows my secret (To Readers) Attack!Readers: (Lethargically gets up and chase after Rane in a zombie like fashion) Rane: (R
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Kiss Among Reindeer Chapter 2
Sara:Dont want to spend too much time with the intro. And apologies forthe long wait. I was too busy updating Models are overrated, whichyou should read if you havent already!Rane:I have to say something before the story starts.Sara:What?Rane:That was it. I need to say SOMETHING before it starts (Is whacked).Sara:Enjoy the story! And review!OoOoOoOoOoOoONoThanks, Ill have some Punch OkayKimi, stay
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Kiss Among Reindeer Chapter 3
Sara:I updated; Hallelujah! Hey readers dont forget to read my neweststory, Not evenacting the Dream. Ifyou dont get it, its supposed to be a play on Living theDream. You know? You dont know? Oh well.Rane:That first chapter was horrible.Sara:SHUSH! Anyway, I dont want to spend too much time with theintroduction, so enjoy the chapter!OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoIdont like to Slow Dance Musicsuddenly blasted
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Kiss Among Reindeer Chapter 4
Sara:Hello my wonderful readers! The library closes in less than two hoursto this chapter may be a little short.Rane:Theyre always short.Sara:NO. And by the way, dont forget to read my newest story, Noteven Acting the Dream. I updated it!Rane:You didnt get many reviews.Sara:But everybody still loves it! And that is what matters!Rane:You didnt feel that way when you posted that chapter in Modelsare
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Kiss Among Reindeer Chapter 5
September 8, 2007 Sara: Sorry it took me so long to update people. Between school and my bike not working, I havent been able to write.Rane: You have an excuse for everything, dont you?Sara: Yeah, pretty much. Anyway, I just got my laptop today and Rane: I just got my laptop today? Are we supposed to automatically know what that means?Sara: It means I got a laptop.Rane: From where?Sara: My school.
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Kiss Among Reindeer Chapter 6
Sara:I have to say, I dont know whether or not these intros would becomplete without dear old Rane. Hes lovely, isnt he?Rane:You bet Im fucking lovely.Sara:By the way, Id like to inform you readers that since Im older,Im a lot more lenient when it comes to profanity.Rane:Alot morelenient.Sara:They get it.Rane:I mean like, she can shoot out streams of curses a mile a minute, andyou sometimes dont e
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The Fire Lord Chapter 2
Thanks to all of you who reviewed! I think you all know how hard your first story is. I wasn't sure If I wanted to continue but...you guys made me push on. Especially you xxShadowLurkerxx. Thanks! Okay. So here's my story!I still do not own Xiaolin Showdown but there is a petition to help bring it back!Chapter TwoJam Packed DayRai's POVI mumbled angrily under my breath as I was awoken by little sc
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The Fire Lord Chapter 3
Thanks for the reviews again everyone! Last chapter didn't really have much happen in it except for the dream. And now we find our dragons searching for a new Wu so that's where we are now. Hoping this chapter will have more action and piece together the puzzle more. Jack actually gets to play a part in this! You really won't know what kind of part he's playing in it until next chapter though. Any
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The Fire Lord Chapter 4
Heyeveryone! Sorry if it took a while to update. Been real busy...andlazy. Thanks to xxFireWarriorxx and StrongerThanISeem for reviewingfrom the very beginning! This one kind of patches up some of themissing pieces in my story, but opens a few more. Maybe I shouldchange this to mystery...Yeah!Chapter4PlanGone WrongRai'sPOVIslid down each hallway, trying to make my way to the Temple Gardenswhere ho
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