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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 9
ChapterNineRevelationsGeneral Abernathy, welcome to myoffice.Bartell. Hawk entered theoffice slowly with a slight look of annoyanceafter all, he hadhoped to never have to see this mans face again, and he certainlydidnt feel welcome. The office was a small, cluttered room,smothered with every award, no matter how insignificant, that thesenator had been handed in his life. Doesnt this man know theme
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 4
Chapter Four: A case of the MondaysSidewinder walked into the mess hall with Firewall and Ace. They got up that morning and the entire team was out on the obstacle course. They did a full hour of sit-ups, push-ups and other basic calisthenics. When they were done, Beach Head had the entire group run the obstacle course about three times. When he was satisfied with them running the course, he shipp
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GI Joe
Sigma 6 spinoff Chapter 1
Sigma6Characters: (Key: Name/Age / - indicates that person is between those twoages)GoodGuys:Bombstrike(19)BarrelRoll (21)SnakeEyes (30-35)Kamakura(20)Jinx(17)Duke(35)Scarlett(33)HeavyDuty (29)Hi-Tech(25)In-BetweenGuys:StormShadow (30-35)ShadowStrike (20)BlackDragon (17-18)BlackOut (25)BadGuys:CobraCommander (37)Baroness(30)Destro(35)Dr.Mindbender (40)Crocmaster(38)Iwoke up to a pounding head. I s
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GI Joe
Holiday with the Faireborns Chapter 5
The morning light shined from the window above the bed, stirring Jaye awake from deep slumber. The evening before, after Duke and Scarlett left to return to base, Flint quickly cleaned up the evil plastic thing mess from the living room, before Nancy could discover the aftermath of the battle.Flints family returned from church and they all had Christmas Eve dinner together. After the enormous meal
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 10
ChapterTenMobilizationOnce he found a napkin on his desk,Hawk frantically began wiping hot coffee off of himself. But thatwasnt important.Can you repeat that?Sorry, Hawk, I should have waiteduntil you had swallowed your coffee, said Lady Jaye with a bit ofred on her face.Itll wash. Now tell me what Ithink you said, insisted the General as he set down his mug andpaid more attention to the satellite
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 5
Chapter Five: Points of ViewLady Jaye stormed out of Hawks office and down the end of the hallway. She had anger issues in the past, but they never got this out of control. She was surprised to even what she did. She knew that this was partly because of last night. She did whatever she could to save him, but it might not have been enough. She was worried about him, but more worried about her frien
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GI Joe
Standing Still Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Not mine never have been, never will All Hasbros, Marvels, DDPs etc. Did I forget any potential owners? I think not, but if I did sorry!This little fic was inspired by one special panel in the first story of Special Missions: the Enemy. It practically threw a plot bunny at me! So I hope you enjoy this. :-)Thanks a lot to DesertVixen, Calcitrix and Alison Faireborn for the betaing. :-)S
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GI Joe
Holiday with the Faireborns Chapter 6
Aftera scrumptious breakfast, Flint, Jaye, Nancy, Brenna and Aunt Brodygrabbed their skates for some midmorning skating at the frozen pondat the edge of the farmland.Nancyimmediately put on her skates when they arrived at the lake, andhelped Aunt Brody with his. "Come on, Aunt Brody! You can doit!" she assured, helping the man on the ice.AuntBrody looked frightened staring down at the frozen pond.
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GI Joe
Heart Over Mind Chapter 6
Flint laid there on theground, severely wounded. He could hear the bald woman say somethingto him as she pointed a gun at his head, but he couldnt make outher words. His mind was too cloudy from the pain. Someone must bebehind him cause he saw the woman look up. Then suddenly he saw aflash of black and olive green above him and the woman was thrown tothe ground. He looked over and saw his wife. Sh
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 11
ChapterElevenMultipleFrontsLeatherneckrammed his elbow into Gung-Hos side and growled, Move over,Cajun! Give me some room!Shovingback, Gung-Ho snarled, You think I have any room to spare,Twinkletoes?Wrappingan arm around his fellow Marines neck, Leatherneck prepared toslug him in the face. You will after I crush your ugly mug! But before Leatherneck could swing his arm, a black-gloved handthrust i
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 6
Chapter Six: Morning ConstitutionSnake Eyes walked over to Sidewinders cot. She was still sitting there, like a statue. He sat down in front of her, smiling. She looked at him and returned the smile. She was still sad, but somehow found comfort from him. It was strange that this silent warrior hid a gentle soul. He held out his hand, which she put hers into. He patted her hand as to say that he un
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GI Joe
Holiday with the Faireborns Chapter 7
Jayesat at the vanity brushing through her hair, waiting for Flint tocome out of the bathroom. It had been a pretty eventful day with Jeanand Aunt Brody fussing over the two of them and Flint was worse thanhis mother when it came to making sure Jaye was eating. She felt likeshe was going to burst. She stood up when she heard the bedroom dooropen."Thathot shower felt good." Flint walked in the room
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 12
Chapter12RehashWithouta doubt, another fifteen minutes of reconnaissance would have beengreatly appreciated; but Duke knew that he was on a tight schedule. Destro was on his way, and the Joe team had to find Cobra Commanderbefore the new Cobra Leader did. Once those two hotheads met up, allhell was going to break loose.Runningfrom tree-to-tree, the Joes kept themselves fairly well hidden; SnakeEye
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 7
Chapter Seven: New EndeavorsMost of Sidewinders week was uneventful. She did her punishment with Snake Eyes. She apologized to Lady Jaye about the fight, which she accepted. Yet Jaye avoided talking to her unless it was absolutely necessary. She was either still upset with her, or there was something else. Sidewinder let it go, even though something in the back of her head said that she shouldnt.
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GI Joe
Our First Christmas Chapter 1
OurFirst ChristmasChapter1: An Early Christmas GiftDisclaimer:I do not own GI Joe.Duke and Scarlettcollapsed on the couch in their quarters, Who knew getting marriedwas such work? She exclaimedDuke wrapped hisarms around her and drew her down to lay beside him on the couch, Ithink thats the last of the gifts, at least from my family.She sighed andsnuggled into her husbands shoulder, Now we have to
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GI Joe
Ace Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of G.I. Joe, but I do own Audrey. She is completely mine, if you would like to borrow her as and give credit. This was created from a boot camp prompt, it just happened to turn into something bigger then what I orginally pictured. This is the first in a most likely long line of storys concerning the two. Read and Enjoy!Brad Armbruster walked into New Hope High Scho
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GI Joe
A Sort of Homecoming Chapter 1
Without language thought is a vague, unchartednebula. There are no pre-existing ideas, and nothing is distinctbefore the appearance of language.Edward SapirLanguage is often thought of as a thing to study.Its casually treated like a tangible object to be placed at armslength and observed in a Petri dish. Studying language as a thing isnecessarily a kind of simplification because language isnt a th
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 1
Disclaimer: If GI Joe were mine, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. 'Nuff said.Bazooka shivered as he passed through the shadows of the Skystrikers. It wasnt that he regretted going to that ghost story thing last nightwell, perhaps he did regret going. It had been fun until Stalker and Snake Eyes had told that story about the Ghost Ninja.Although the story was not terribly frightening, it had stuck
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 8
Chapter Eight: Truth and ConsequencesSidewinder had been out drinking with Scarlett, Lady Jaye, Jinx and Firewall for the last three hours. Cover Girl and Vorona showed up in the last hour and started to put them away as well. She was glad that she felt welcome with the girls on her team. She didnt have many friends when she was at Wright-Patterson. Now that she was part of this team; she felt tha
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GI Joe
Our First Christmas Chapter 2
OurFirst ChristmasChapter2: Coming HomeDisclaimer:I do not own GI Joe.Conrad stared outhis window, watching the sun setting over the city surrounding theShannon airport. The pilot would land any moment. He glanced over atShauna. She had been awake up until a few hours ago, brimming withexcitement. It was contagious; he was really beginning to lookforward to spending Christmas here. It would be int
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GI Joe
MY BIG FAT GIJOE WEDDING Chapter 1
Disclaimer: We do not own G.I. Joe, never had and probably never will. We do not own any of the Joe characters in this story. But we do own our characters that we have created. Please ask for permission if you would like to use any of our created characters. Thank you.Title: MY BIG FAT G. I. JOE WEDDINGAuthors: Scarlett Slipper and Alison Hart- Burnett.Summary: Sorry, but that is Classified Inform
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GI Joe
A Sort of Homecoming Chapter 2
It's not what youtell them its what they hear.Red AuerbachHawk, may I speakwith you for a moment?Sure Lady Jaye, whatcan I do you for?I sat down in the seatand faced him. I wasnt sure how to go about it, so I approachedit the way I tend to approach everything, just jump right in. Hawk,a close friend passed away and I need to take some time off to attendthe funeral. The way weve been hopping lately
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 2
Cobra Commander paced in front of the chained and beaten figure of Sebastian Bludd. I trusted you, Bludd. I trusted you, and you let me down.Commander, I can explain-How do you think that makes me feel, Bludd? Cobra Commander asked.Bludd thought a moment. Uhbetrayed?And if you had been betrayed, dear S.B., what would you do? Cobra Commander asked.Bludd didnt answer.I think you know what I like to
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 9
Chapter Nine: SNAFUThree months laterJinx, Sidewinder, Cover Girl, Ace, Shipwreck and Shockwave were off the base for a weekend. Jinx suggested that they go up to Shockwaves cabin for the weekend. At first Sidewinder was surprised that Jinx asked her, but ever since Shockwave got out of rehabilitation; both Jinx and Shockwave were a real pleasure to be around. Jinx mentioned to her that the last v
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GI Joe
Our First Christmas Chapter 3
Our First ChristmasChapter 3: ApprovalDisclaimer: I do not own GI JOE.Conrad woke to the dawn streaming through a crack in the curtains. It looked like the rain would hold off for a while. He smiled to himself; the sun was shining on Shaunas hair, making it glow like fire. Was it possible to fall in love with his wife a little more each time he woke up with her tucked into his side? It seemed like
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GI Joe
MY BIG FAT GIJOE WEDDING Chapter 2
Jaye was getting ready for her date with Flint. She was going to wear her slinky black dress. All she knew was that she had to dress up for the date and they were going to a fancy Italian restaurant called Caniglias. She walked out into the living room area in the quarters she shared with Scarlett with the dress on. Shana, can you zip me up?"Why bother?" questioned back her roommate, "That handsom
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GI Joe
Meet the Brothers Chapter 1
Title: Meet theBrothers
Rating: G
Author's Notes: LadyJayes siblings take Flint out for a night on the town.Alison knocked gentlyon the door, unsure of what she would find on the other side. Noanswer. She smiled knowingly to herself; she knew exactly what wason the other side now. She picked up a tray carrying coffee, orangejuice, eggs, bacon and Pepto-Bismol that she had placed on theh
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 3
Duke, I dont understand why you think I can conduct an autopsy with an audience, Doc said.I cant believe they killed Bazooka, Duke said, ignoring Doc completely. And without a mark on him. How did they do it? Why did they do it? What does it mean?Seriously, guys. If Im going to figure out how he died, you have to suit up or leave, Doc said.Theres something in his mouth, Scarlett said. Ew. Thats, l
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 10
Chapter Ten: Of all the greatest laid plansWild Bill took the two of them to a small airfield several miles away. He landed the Tomahawk on the field and cut the engines. He unbuckled the safety latch and got up; walking to the back to find the two pilots. He saw them sitting close to each other and felt guilty that he had to drag them away from such a fun time. He wanted to give them a moment, bu
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GI Joe
Our First Christmas Chapter 4
Our First ChristmasChapter 4: Time to OurselvesDisclaimer: I do not own GI JOE.Shauna woke to the sound of rain beating on the roof; pelting the windows. She turned over and peeped out the curtains. It was past dawn but the skies were so gray and heavy it was still dark. She sighed, hoping the rain would stay heavy all day. It was December 23, two days before Christmas, and by golly she wanted som
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GI Joe
MY BIG FAT GIJOE WEDDING Chapter 3
It took them an hours time to get to their destination, but the drive itself was well rewarded. The restaurant was located by the Hudson River, near the skyline of the city. Flint drove the car on the circular driveway, handed the keys to the Valet, and escorted Jaye inside the elegant restaurant."Welcome to Caniglia's." the woman behind the reservation desk, smiled towards the couple.Flint put hi
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GI Joe
Life Cycle Chapter 1
Disclaimer:If I owned G.I. Joe, would I be writing it as fanfic? No, I'd bewriting it as comic issues and episode scripts. HASBRO owns G.I. Joe,I just own the characters I created to play with in their world.---"LifeCycle"ByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---Icouldn't believe it when the doctor told us the news. That's why wehad come here to get a second opinion...Thesame opinion."I'msorry, Allie. All the tes
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 4
As it flew over the island, the hatch opened on the hypersonic transport. The force of the wind rushing inside caused the entire plane to explode, engulfing Snake Eyes and the unfortunate flight crew in flames.Once again, foiled by physics.Lets try that again.As it flew over the island, the hatch opened on the hypersonic transport. The force of the wind rushing inside was immense, but somehow, ama
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 11
Chapter Eleven: Lost and FoundAce stood there in shock. He watched the Rattler go into a nosedive. He never saw her jump out. How did she survive? Sidewinder continued looking at the dead Viper, as if in a trance.Dont you fuck with my man, asshole. Sidewinder stood there in a tattered Strato-viper, her sidearm in her right hand smoking. She looked a bit rough around the edges, but she was alive. A
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GI Joe
Our First Christmas Chapter 5
Our First ChristmasChapter 5: MomentsDisclaimer: I do not own GI Joe.They arrived only a few moments before the service began. They walked in, crossing the old wooden floors to the sanctuary. Shaunas family was already seated in one of the wooden pews. He helped Shauna out of her coat and guided her into the pew next to her Gran. Conrad smiled warmly in greeting, feeling more than a bit smug as Gr
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GI Joe
MY BIG FAT GIJOE WEDDING Chapter 4
The pounding echoed in Scarlett's ears. Sounding louder and louder with each force. Her eyes gently opened, her ears barely hearing the muffled sounds echoing from the other room. She turned over to the other side, the sounds became worse. She exhaled an aggravated breath, her red hair that had covered her features, flew from its strength, Even covering her head with a pillow did not work. She gra
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GI Joe
Pilots Are Crazy People Too Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do notown G.I. Joe(random thought aboutthe several combat scenes where pilots just happen to eject and floatdown safely.)Thank you for flyingJoe airlinesShut it Ace.Im yourcommanding officer!You could havefooled me!All of you shut up! General Hawk yelled over the radio. We have Rattlers inbound.Got it boss. Acesaid.Hawk glared at thecommunicator. Why did I get put in command of these
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 5
Something terrible has happened in Moscow, Duke announced.No way! someone in the back said. Its not like we all just saw it blow up in the first episode!Look, I was just restating it so I could clarify that it wasnt a nuke, Duke said, glaring at the darkness behind the crowd of Joes.WaitCobra did that? Flint asked. Without a nuke? Why couldnt these people just make it easy and use a nuke?Because i
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GI Joe
The Ballad of Sidewinder Chapter 12
Chapter Twelve/Epilogue: Second ChancesSidewinder had been off duty for the last two days and she felt that she was losing her mind. She would be off duty for close to a month, the medics discretion said that this should be enough time for her to heal, but they highly suggested that she stop smoking. If she didnt, they couldnt guarantee that she would fly again. She was lucky for the skills of Doc
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GI Joe
Threes A Crowd Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Not mine never have been, never will All Hasbros, Marvels, DDPs etc. Did I forget any potential owners? I think not, but if I did sorry!Thanks a lot to Rach for the beta:)Threes A CrowdBack in the old days, we were a great team, him and me. An absolute perfect match.For years, we spent every waking minute of the day with each other, went on missions together, cheered through wins and s
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GI Joe
MY BIG FAT GIJOE WEDDING Chapter 5
Jaye began to stir in her bed, just as Scarlett walked into her room, calling, "Spill! I want details!"Jaye sat up pulling the covers closer over her naked body. Spill what? Can you hand me my robe? She asked in feigned ignorance and pointed to the robe on the dresser.Scarlett exhaled a disappointed sigh, "Fine, you can tell me later about your romantic evening." Picking up the robe and handing it
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GI Joe
The Last Laugh Chapter 1
TITLE:The Last LaughAUTHOR: Alison Hart BurnettPAIRING:F/LJSUMMARY: It would give to much away.RATING: PG-13DISCLAIMER:Don't own anyone in this story. Don't sue cause I don't haveanything.Flint woke up and puthis hand over to the other side of his bed and found it empty. Hewoke up fully then and looked around his room urgently trying to findLady Jaye. He remembered she had early shift that day and
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