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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 8
A Birthday Gift: Chapter 8: Family MattersDisclaimer: I do not own GI JOEThanks to Little Lady Hawk for help with this chapter!Shauna was blissfully dreaming of riding horses bareback on a warm summer day. In her dream, she was riding with Conrad towards a swimming hole he had often visited as a youth, her arms wrapped around his waist, her head resting on his shoulder. She was thinking about how
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 9
Conrad woke to the shrill ringing of his cell phone. He glanced atthe time on his alarm clock; it read 6:30 am. If he had been on basehed be getting up about this time. As it happened, he was onvacation and had been on the phone with Shauna from just after dinneruntil about two hours ago. He was NOT interested in waking up anytimesoon. He ignored the phone and it finally stopped ringing. Aboutdamn
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 10
BirthdayGiftChapter10: Girls Day Out (or how to torture Scarlett)Disclaimers:I do not own G.I. Joe. Thank you to Little Lady Hawk & Kris fortheir help with this chapter.Shaunapulled in the drive of her dads house; happy to be home once againafter spending some time first with Frank and his family and then aday with Brian and his family. She had never been as close to Brianas she was to Frank o
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 11
BirthdayGiftChapter11: Big Brothers are a Pain!Thanksto Little Lady Hawk for looking over this chapter!Disclaimer:I do not own GI Joe.Shaunaglanced at her watch for probably the fiftieth time in five minutes.Would 3 oclock ever get here? That gave her a little more than anhour to get home, shower, change, and get to the airport. Sweaty andcovered in sawdust that she was, even if she didnt have ext
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 12
Birthday GiftChapter 12: Did you miss me?Disclaimer: I do not own GI Joe.*Authors note- This chapter picks up right after chapter 11.Chapter 11 should have been set around lunch time (woops!) to makethis chapter start in early afternoon.*Shauna waved and grinned as she spotted Duke stepping off theescalator and into the noise and hubbub of the waiting area. He wavedback but it took him a few secon
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 13
Chapter13: Friends and FoodDisclaimer:I do not own GI Joe.Thanksto Little Lady Hawk for editing this chapter for me! And thanks toeveryone who is still reading after all this time! I promise moreupdates now that Grad school is over!Shaunaslid into the worn leather booth across from Sean and Ashlynn andsighed contentedly. This was another part of coming home and it feltgreat. She smiled at Conrad a
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 14
A Birthday GiftChapter 6: First DateDisclaimer: I do not own G.I. Joe. Thanks to Little Lady Hawk and Kris for editing & thanks to the Duke_Scarlett yahoo group for the help with character background info! Any mistakes are my own.Conrad slipped his dress uniform out of its bag. He doubted Shauna thought much of him having it here. There were occasions he attended a meeting in Washington that r
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 15
Chapter 15: From the Mouths ofBabesDisclaimer: I do not own GI Joe.Thanks to LittleLadyHawk for helping out!Shaunaplopped her running shoes in a kitchen chair as she walked to thestove to pour herself a cup of coffee, Morning, Da.PatrickOHara glanced up over the morning paper, Mornin. How wasyour date, lass?Shaunasighed, Very nice. You went to bed early last night.Mmm,came the noncommittal reply.Y
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GI Joe
A Birthday Gift Chapter 16
Chapter 16: What goes aroundcomes aroundDisclaimer: I do not own G.I.Joe.Thanks to LittleLadyHawk for herhelp brainstorming and editing!Justas everyone had an assigned chore before lunch, everyone seemed tohave an assigned chore for after lunch as well. Frank hovered overhis wife, who was still resting, so Ashlynn and Sean took the kidsoutside to play, after they had each carefully taken their dis
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GI Joe
Semaphore Chapter 1
So I've gotten a few F/LJ requests, and when I was poking around my hard-drive, I found this silly little 'fic--I'd totally forgotten about it! -laugh- I wish I could say that this idea were mineits not. Im not nearly this clever. It was Author376s situationI just expanded on it a bit. laugh-SemaphoreSummary: Watching one's girlfriend get hit on is not what Flint would call "entertaining." (F/LJ;
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 1
Notes:Rated T for Teens due to Violent ContentThis story falls into a category I like to call "AU Light". AU because it is set in an Alternate Universe to existing canon, Light because that alternate universe is reasonably similar to the official one.Arashikage is set in a Universe mostly inspired by the old marvel GI Joe comic books. It deals almost exclusively with Storm Shadow: even Snake Eyes
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 2
Author's Notes:I just found out there's a GI Joe Transformers crossover where Hawk calls Snake Eyes chatterbox because until he becomes mute, he's very chatty. Just to clear up any possible confusion, I based my version of Snake Eyes on his comic book persona, and every flashback I've seen leads me to believe he was the quiet type even before he became mute.Chatterbox is not there yet when we arri
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 3
I report to the Hard Master in the morning, and he instructs me to rest for the morning because I am starting another week-long contract in the afternoon."Something strange happened tonight." I tell him after he has given me those instructions. I proceed to tell him about the Kamura girl."Well, what did you expect after your battle last week?" He asks me. "You took out 20 armed men by yourself wit
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 4
I spend the rest of the day fooling around with Chatterbox. I'm trying to sneak us away to train, even if just by sparring with my brother, but my uncles are keeping a close watch and one of them appears out of nowhere each time I'm about to do something that could be construed as exercise.As much as I wish I could get a bit of training in before my next match tomorrow, this is the best day I've h
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 5
Things go smoothly for a while. The Soft Master is a very good teacher, and it's a treat to see his smiling face almost every day. I'm so happy with my progress that I allow myself more sleep again, and as much as I hate to admit it, I feel a lot better for it.1 month later- -/---/- -/---/- -/---My training sessions are scheduled around my missions and so, can be at any hour of the day. Today, the
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 6
The Soft Master spends a full two hours with me, and gives me such a workout that I don't even get the chance to ask him about his talk with the Hard Master. It's probably just as well I would have almost certainly betrayed the fact that I heard some of it.I have dinner with the rest of the clan, for the first time in months. I end up catching up with my younger cousin, who is much better company
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 7
I run into the Soft Master as I get back in our compound. He blinks at me, probably surprised to see me back so early, and his eyes widen. He rushes to me, whips my mask off and turns my head this way and that."Your ears are bleeding." He says. "Doctor!" He cries out towards the compound. "What happened?" He asks me."Fire alarm." I say impatiently. "It's not important. Why did you give me this cli
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GI Joe
Arashikage Chapter 8
My mood improves gradually over the next 6 days, as my hearing returns to mostly normal. I can still only hear about half as well as I should, but it's enough to make out people's heartbeats and breathing if they're fairly close by. More importantly, the buzzing is gone, replaced by an occasional high pitched whistle. I've spent the last two days trying not to jump every time I hear it because it
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GI Joe
The Viper Chronicles Tales From the Other Side Chapter 1
As a kid, Cobra was always my favorite from both the toys and the cartoons. Particularly, the nameless soldiers. They always had the coolest uniforms and the most interesting jobs. What really captured my imagination, however, were the little quotes on the bottom of the file cards. There were usually these really interesting tidbits of info that were never conveyed in the cartoon. Even in the comi
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GI Joe
Who would you Rather Chapter 1
Thisis a story that I thought of with my friend. We went to go see themovie and we found ourselves asking one another whowould you rather be with? andthen I thought in my mind I wonder how the Joes would feel aboutthis? So here I am and heres my story hope you enjoy and pleasereview!WhoWould you Rather?Itwas a rainy, and slow day on Joe base. Everyone was bored out oftheir minds. All of the guys w
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GI Joe
GI Joe Rise of Cobra Chapter 1
A little while ago I posted a detailed plot synopsis for my version of what the GI Joe movie should be. I got some comments and decided to write it out as a complete novel. It is not influenced in any way by the new movie coming out, for better or worse. It's just my idea of what a great GI Joe movie would be.I'm busy working on my Resident Evil Saga, so I cannot promise updates on any regular bas
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GI Joe
GI Joe Rise of Cobra Chapter 2
ChapterOneModernDayNewly-promotedFirst Sergeant Conrad Hauser walked briskly down the long, sterilehallway, his uniform crisp and clean. His dress shoes clicked neatlyon the hard linoleum floor, echoing down the corridor. Huge windowsto his right gave him a view of the Potomac River. This was only hissecond ever visit to the Pentagon, and his calm exterior did notmatch the churning nervousness he
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GI Joe
GI Joe Rise of Cobra Chapter 3
ChapterTwoThefile storage room smelled of dust and old paper. Row upon row ofcardboard file boxes held thirty years worth of paper documents. There were several such storage rooms in the Pentagon, some lessguarded than others. The door opened with a squeak and thefluorescent lights flickered on, illuminating the long rectangularroom.Thewoman who had passed Hauser in the hallway earlier stepped ins
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GI Joe
GI Joe Rise of Cobra Chapter 4
ChapterThreeGeneralClayton Abernathy looked out across the serene wilderness of theAppalachian Mountains, his elbow resting on the armrest and his chinin his hand. Beside him in the drivers seat was Major LonzoWilkinson, although Abernathy usually called him Stalker privately. Their dusty black SUV bumped along a rarely-used dirt road headinginto the mountains.Areyou sure it was necessary to come
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GI Joe
First Date Chapter 1
Duke looked at Scarlettfrom across the table. "Is this weird?" he asked.Scarlett sighed. "It'snot... *not* weird.""So you feel it too?""Yeah, I think so.""This isn't going towork, is it?""I'm sorry, Duke."Regretfully, Duke said,"Well, then, we can always say we tried.""That's what I wasthinking. We can feel good about that, right? I mean, this wasclearly a mistake.""I agree. No moresushi in the me
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GI Joe
First Date Chapter 2
First Date - Part 2Standard disclaimer -Hasbro owns G.I. Joe, and I don't. Alas. Please don't sue. I do ownCricket, however.*****"Ok, hold on,"said Shana, somewhat stricken. "Let me think for a minute."Mae came into the room,dressed in a T-shirt and sweatpants. She saw the looks on everyone'sface and asked, "What? What did I miss?""It's Duke,"Allie said quietly. "He was taken prisoner by Cobra dur
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GI Joe
Faith Trust and Hope Chapter 1
Okay majorly cool plot bunny that suddenly popped into my mind. I put a lot of thought into this before writing it but that doesn't mean you can't not like it. Just tell me honestly what you think and I will try to improve the story to your liking. R&R please. Thanks and I hope you enjoy.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDisclaimer: Don't own any
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GI Joe
Faith Trust and Hope Chapter 2
Okay I'm glad this is already on someone's favorite list! Hee hee. Thank you now how about reviewing???! Anyway hope you like this chapter just as much as you enjoyed the other one. Tell me what you think and remember I am going to turn this into a book but change things to make it original then post it under Misc. books. R&R please but most importantly enjoy. Oh and I would like to thank ever
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GI Joe
New Divide Chapter 1
ChapterOne:Wayne R.Sneeden strolled without speaking through the Pit's underbelly. Withhands clasped firmly behind his back, he listened as each of hisfootsteps echoed like thunder behind him in the cavernous walkway. The place never ceased to amaze him, no matter how long he had beenserving with the fine men and women of G.I. Joe. However, now wasnot the time for merry thoughts or amazement; now
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GI Joe
New Divide Chapter 2
ChapterTwo:AlecClayton leaned his head back against the cold stone wall as he staredoff into the void. He could remember every minute detail of thebriefing that sentenced him and his four team mates to this deserthell. It had been nearly a week since that dark and windy day inOctober. The five of them were on leave after a successful missionin Afghanistan when suddenly Alec received urgent orders
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GI Joe
My longing for you Chapter 1
Hawk sat at his desk, listening to his favorite music. On the flat screen T.V, a picture of a girl appeared. "Dragon rider, where have you gone?" he mumbled to himself. A knock came from his door; He quickly jerked his head in that direction. "Permission to come in, sir?" Duke called out. "Permission Granted." The general said turning off the music. Duke Stood in front of the desk, looking at the
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GI Joe
Life Long Goals Chapter 1
Theother day my boyfriend and I where cleaning up his room, while doingso I found this list of his. I didnt tell him about it, instead Iput it in my pocket. When I got home I took it out and read it. Itwas a list of things he wanted to do in his lifetime. You know, likein the Bucket List. I wanted to make one come true, so I did. Ifigured Id make a story about it so here it is. Snake-Eyes andScarl
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GI Joe
Life Long Goals Chapter 2
Okbefore I begin Im going to tell you that the orange juice willexplain itself in time! Lol.. All of these chapters are rathershort but the last one will be the best!Thenext morning Scarlett woke up bright in early to surprise Snake-Eyes.She had all the plans set, and couldnt wait to surprise him. Whenshe got to his place, she didnt bother knocking. She already knewhe wouldnt be up at 4:30 in the
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GI Joe
Life Long Goals Chapter 3
Ittook a good while to get to get to the destination. Scarlett had madeplans for Wild Bill to drop them off in Arizona, so that they couldgo to the Grand Canyon. Once they got there she wanted to go bikeriding (because that was on the list). Scarlett was a daredevilhowever, even this scared her a little. I mean, bike riding at theGrand Canyon? What if something happened? She was going to scratchth
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GI Joe
Forbidden Teachings Chapter 1
7years ago.Itwas a surprisingly warm day n the normally cold city of London. Mom,Dad, and I were sitting in a park, enjoying the weather while we wereon vacation. It was rare that dad, a CEO of a major arms manuractior,got any time off work, let alone enough for a full out vacation withhis family.So,Dad stated, throughing some feed to the birds. Where are we goingnext?Iexcitingly looked to my mom,
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GI Joe
Rise of Cobra Oxygen Chapter 1
I saw the new Rise of Cobra movie. Loved it! I know many people disliked it, so if you're one of those people, please don't read and be rude in the comments section. I ask that if you like the fanfiction, please comment. If you don't like it, please don't comment! Thanks! :)|1| IntroductionAlright. If I'm going to tell this whole thing to you, listen and listen well. It's long and detailed, but no
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GI Joe
Rise of Cobra Oxygen Chapter 2
|2| Apart of the JOEsSo during the South Africa missions, I joined a secret organized weapon and training military society. It's for the most highly dangerous and most capably-equipped soldiers in the world. It is called G.I. JOE, G.I. standing for General Infantry. Technically, G.I. JOE "doesn't exist". That is what Major General Clayton M. Abernathy, better known as General Hawk, tells us. After
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GI Joe
Rise of Cobra Oxygen Chapter 3
|3| A Cobra and VenomI glared at the clock on the wall of the sub as we entered to port into the base. I had only about three and a half hours before the JOEs came to the base, and I'd have to face Duke and Ripcord for the first time in two and a half years. And Duke would probably go off on me how I should've told him about me being a JOE and all that shit. But I ignored it and sighed heavily. It
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GI Joe
Bite of Revenge Chapter 1
Hello! I know, you all want to kill me dead. And I deserve it, what with my working on like three stories at once and all.........*sigh* Anyway. I just saw G.I. Joe last night, and liked the movie a lot. Now, if you are a hard-core G. fan, just know that I knew absolutely NOTHING about the series before seeing the movie. So my writing will be following movie continuity ONLY. I'm sorry if I screw s
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