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A Wolfs Nature Chapter 8
Yesthis story is off hiatus (hopefully). I suddenly really want to write stories for my creatures again. Oh, and Im changing the spelling of Damions name, to Damien.DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of its characters. But, I do own the Wolf Brothers!-----------------------------------------------------Chapter 8: Trouble.Zack seemed a bit jumpy and nervous as he led Zim and Dib through hi
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Invader Zim
Last Chance Chapter 12
Electric Blue EyesYou, the electric blue eyes... Where did you come from?Crystle held on to Gaz for dear life as they were tossed into a cell, a little more carefully then she had seen Zim and Dib thrown into the door just down the hall. The door shut and clicked, leaving the two in complete darkness. Crystle sobbed and buried her face into Gaz's shirt.What do I do?Never had she been more miserabl
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Invader Zim
Clear View Chapter 2
No longer sprinting for his life, Zim found thatgradually, his coherent thought was returning to him. The Dib...sitting there, looking so hurt, telling him to dry off, not proddinghim with any of the concealed weapons stashed around his room? Whatwas going on? What? Why?Was he trying to help? Zim let the thoughtdrift along his mind for a brief moment before he realized what itwas; it was a trap! A
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 5
Chapter Five! Yaaay! This ended up being a LOT longer than I originally expected. Seven pages in Word. Usually I write three. :PHere we see Dib moving in and beginning to unpack, and more of Zim actually being nice. Also, the much-anticipated discovery of the iPod by Zim. Although, it ended up being more of a discovery of music than a discovery of the iPod...oh well. I still like the scene.Disclai
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Invader Zim
Zims Quest for Power Part One Seduction Chapter 1
Hello everyone, I hope you enjoy the trailer for my newest project, Wooing Invader Zim Style, now renamed Zim's Quest for Power: Part One: Seduction, that's right! It will be a multi part series! So enjoy this teaser! Also to fans of Naruto the Overlord, I am putting it on hiatus until further notice--One Irken...My name is ZimOne Goal...My Almighty Tallest made the foolish mistake to underestimat
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Invader Zim
I Love You Master Chapter 1
Its all so unexpected That is all that occurs now.And in fact I could push you away, but I cannot,because you hold me back. I could escape, but I am pressed strong toa pillow. Everything that I would do to feel a touch of your warmbody on my metal case.And I cannot object you at all because yourlips cover my mouth. In your mouth, I taste an unpleasant smack;apparently, its "alcohol". That drink th
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Invader Zim
Wonderous Oneshots Chapter 10
The plague of Zombies hadgone on for years. The Irkens had been fighting them, but as morewere killed by the zombies, more zombies appeared. It looked like hopeless cause.--The tallers and theTallest were discussing the problems of the zombies.'Maybe we should try todestroy the food source?' Food Taller Sploodge suggested.'But they eat Brains! Theonly way to get rid of the food-source would be to
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Invader Zim
Last Chance Chapter 13
CagedRed stared out the window. He hated the feeling of being trapped, he hated it so much. It reminded him of when he had no choices, back when he was a smeet. One was to follow the Taller one's instructions. He didn't always even do that right. His eyes narrowed at the light that flickered across his face and wished he was in a darker place, but did not move. It neared burned his mind, trying to
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Invader Zim
Clear View Chapter 3
Notes: This is around the part where I start getting really self-conscious about my quest for realism and how its probably tripping over its own feet and taking logical sense away from the story. I apologize in advance for that; try not to condemn me for it. xD------At any other time, standing like this in a corner of Dibs surprisingly vast closet space might have reminded Zim of a time when Dib h
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 6
Hey all! I'm back with this super short chapter...it's not really important...but it does touch on an issue that many people have asked me about. Sorry for the length - I'm kind of stressed with finals starting on Monday and tons of homework and stuff, plus my parents are limiting my screentime due to the gorgeous weather - not that I'm complaining.This is definitely not one of my better chapters,
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Invader Zim
Zims Quest for Power Part One Seduction Chapter 2
Hello everyone, I hope you enjoy my newest project, I give all my respects to Jhonen Vasquez for making the original series.--Zim's Quest for Power: Part One: SeductionChapter One: My planZim talk'Zim' thinking/narrationZim computer talking--"It's a planet, so secret that we dare not speak of it" the Tallest Purple said to a much smaller Irken named Zim"What's the secret?" Zim asked"Oh we dare not
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Invader Zim
I gots oneshots Chapter 1
#1: "Math test: failed!"'An invader gets 1.000 Farukies for successfully conquering a planet. On Foodcurtia the price list for the best snacks is:
nachos - 500 Farukies
curly fries - 750 Farukies
popsicle - 675 Farukies
soda - 850 Farukiesa) How many nachos can (s)he buy if (s)he want to spend some of the money for 5 sodas?
b) ...'"What a pointless question- the correct an
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Invader Zim
Wonderous Oneshots Chapter 11
The plague of Zombies had gone on for years. The Irkens had been fighting them, but as more were killed by the zombies, more zombies appeared. It looked like hopeless cause.The tallers and the Tallest were discussing the problems of the zombies.'Maybe we should try to destroy the food source?' Food Taller Sploodge suggested.'But they eat Brains! The only way to get rid of the food-source would be
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Invader Zim
Last Chance Chapter 14
In BetweenGir was screaming silently as he ran backwards through the ground. Minimoose just continued forward, ignoring Gir repeating the process and ending up ahead of it. It tried to think where Zim was being kept, knowing that Gir would not help him very much, not to say it did not try to get him to help. Nothing Minimoose did really managed to make a mark into Gir's memory long enough for him
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Invader Zim
Clear View Chapter 4
Notes: Just so anybody who might care knows, there's not gonna be an update this Monday like there usually would be, 'cause I don't have Section Five written yet. xD Yeah. Additionally and unrelatedly, I've noticed that nobody's thought to review this chapter since I put it up. Remember that reviews are welcome! If this chapter sucked, I wanna know 'bout it. ;)------Zim could hardly stand to hear
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 7
Hi people! I'm happy. Guess why.Because this fic has passed 500 hits! In fact, it's up to 580 as of this A/N. YAAAAAY! As a reward, this chapter is much better than the last one. It's actually my fave chapter so far. So, yay!WARNING: I was in an extremely goofy mood during this chapter. Prepare youself for randomness.Disclaimer: I own nothing.Prepare yourself, glue-beast, Zim warned. The informati
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Invader Zim
Zims Quest for Power Part One Seduction Chapter 3
Dear fans,Please accept my sincerest apologies for the delay of my stories, I know you are all awaiting an update from Naruto the Overlord, well, my computer crashed recently and I lost all of my fanfictions, so, it will be a very long time until I can update, Ill be working as hard as I can to update, so stay tuned for updates. And once again, I thank you for being patient-NaruSaku For Life
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Invader Zim
How to Make a Humanoid Weak Chapter 1
CrazyA: Here it is!!Zim: What is this? Why is my communication typed in these funny letter things?CrazyA: This is my neat Invader Zim story... that will be a slight musical... But don't worry, it isn't MarySue. It's just coated with crack. Which I guess is what Jhonen would've wanted...Zim: Who the heck are those guys? *pointing at Jack and Joker*J & J: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!CrazyA: I have NO i
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Invader Zim
Wonderous Oneshots Chapter 12
Gaz was playing her gameslave. She was always playing her gameslave. People often told her that she played it to get away from reality, but they were wrong. Reality she could cope with. Reality was fine, it was unreality that she found difficult to handle. It was the times when she didn't have anything to do, and she let her mind wander that she couldn't handle. She scared herself sometimes. The i
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Invader Zim
Jelly and Zim Jellys late birthday present Chapter 1
I warn you--I'm not very good at birthday fanfics, so...be warned. It's probably not the best thing in the world. But, anyway, happy birthday, Jelly! :D Sorry it's late...I've just been extremely busy ;_;It was just a boring dayof course. Stories always start out with boring, regular days, dont they? Of course they do. So why start it out with any other way? Well, I dont know. Ill just start it ou
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Invader Zim
Spirals Chapter 1
SpiralsTheyve had this argument before.Youre so fucking loud about this!Nothing ever changes. Neither of them can bring anything new to the table.Other people are louder than me.Gaz yells, Tak hisses. The lines between them blur and dissolve and switch, between the threats and the glaresIt isnt the same and you know it.Shes gotten older since they first met, since their first, brief encounter. Her
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 8
Hi people! Thanks so much to everybody who's reviewed, alerted, and favorited my story! Especially the people who've been there from the beginning!School is officially out now, so hopefully I'll start updating more regularly.Disclaimer: Show? What show? Oh, that show? Invader Zim? It's not mine, I swear, officer!"SUCKMUNKEY!A green dog charged through the park, with three figures in hot pursuit.Th
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Invader Zim
Milia Legionis Aura and Zenchi Chapter 1
Authors Notes: I dont own Invader Zim, But I do own some of the characters in here, if youre gonna use em you might as well credit to me right? RIGHT! Yeah whatever...Welcome back fellow fictionators, to another compelling story of my weird IZ Series. Expect this fic to make you feel emotions youve never felt before (in your Squeedily Spooch). Let the horror of Mochi BEGIN!Ch 1 Ductem orum Zenchi
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Invader Zim
How to Make a Humanoid Weak Chapter 2
CrazyA: YAY! Second chappie!Zim: I SING?!? What brain-parasite invaded your brain when you were writing this story?!?!?CrazyA: SCREW YOU, I'M AN AUTHOR AND CAN THEREFORE DO AS I WISH!! The song I re-wrote was 'If I Never See Your Face Again' by Rhianna and Maroon5. I hope you enjoy!2. EFFING FANGIRLS!!!The day was long......so very long...And everyone was talking about Jay.Well, the last new kid t
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Invader Zim
Wonderous Oneshots Chapter 13
'That's a good joke, my tallest''We're not joking Zim. If you ever contact us again, we'll send someone down to kill you. if you come to an Irken ruled planet, we'll kill you.''You should be thanking us, Zim. We let you live AND you can keep your base and ship. We're being very generous.''Yes, my tallest, but surely you're mistaken...''No, Zim. There was no mistake. Now, go away and don't bother u
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Invader Zim
Jumper Chapter 1
A/N:A one-shot based on a scene from the Jim Carrey movie 'Yes Man.' Not meant as a crossover, just me stealing the scene for IZ 'cause I couldn't get the idea out of my head. Nothing belongs to me here. Nothing. All is property of Jhonen Vasquez, (Nick can only DREAM), and whoever the guys who did 'Yes Man' are.First fic, so I would greatly appreciate reviews on whether everyones in character, gr
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Invader Zim
Search for the Lost Invader Zim Episode Chapter 1
Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP! yelled Zim on Nikkis TV.I MADE IT MYSELF! Gir replied. Nikki, JJT, and Kat all sathuddled on Nikkis floor with a bowl of popcorn and a dozen orangesodas, extra sugar.Kat laughed into Nikkis ear, which Nikki didnt much appreciate,but she was too happy to tell Kat to back away and JJT to quitsquirming; she was just happy her friends were here to celebrate atthis Inva
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 9
Hey, peoples! I'm back with another chapter!This chapter was fun to write, but I'm a little nervous about how it flows. A lot of stuff happens in a short amount of time in this chapter and the next couple. Hopefully I didn't confuse you all too much.Just to clear something up, this chapter takes place three weeks after the last one.Also, it would help if you've read the script for the unfinished I
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Invader Zim
Milia Legionis Aura and Zenchi Chapter 2
Authors Notes: I dont own Invader Zim, But I do own some of the characters in hereChapter 2 is now up, for those who have asked. The Irken they speak is Latin, Ive been studying it for several years and decided to use it in the fics I write. The little scene where Zenchi hears voices are in order, youll get an idea of what might happen.Ch 2 Fatialis Conectura! Advent o Aura (Fated Dreams! Arrival
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Invader Zim
How to Make a Humanoid Weak Chapter 3
Zim: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME SING!!??!?CrazyA: Oh shush, we both know you have a thing for broadway.Zim: *all secret and quiet*Dib: Now it's MY turn.CrazyA: GET YOUR BIG HEAD OUTTA THE A-N!3. Pigs Dont LieZim arrived back at the base, still trying to remove a smelly yellow kick-me sign from the back of his...back. Hed have to get back at Dib somehow... maybe a probe-me sign on his gargantuan head. Ye
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Invader Zim
Wonderous Oneshots Chapter 14
'So, Zim, you've never wanted to have children?''Children? Irkens don't "have children". All smeets are produced by genetic mixing and grown in tubes. No Irken "has children."''No, but you surely remember the history lessons, how we were so inefficient? How smeets were produced BEFORE we discovered how to create them using tubes?'zim shuddered at the memory of the history lessons. 'Of course I rem
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Invader Zim
I Hate Him Chapter 1
A/N: Oh, geez, this oneis so old. Definitely the oldest one Im posting as a part of thisseries on stuff Ive finished but never posted.Honestly, I donthave much to say on this one. Its been so long, I dont remembermuch about it. So, enjoy?Disclaimer: I dontown ZIM. For realsies, guys.I hate ZIM; I hate him.I loathe that patheticexcuse for an Irken with my entire being. Hes the cause ofeverything th
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Invader Zim
Mothers Day Doom Chapter 1
My darling loving mother,With words I cannot sayHow very much I miss youAs I sit in my lab today.My thoughts wander through the yearsTo when we weren't apart,To when you held me tightly And heard the beating of my heart.I remember when I hugged you,The feel against my skin,And now I just wish so badThat you were here again.For now you are more distantThan the farthest, coldest star,And it makes me
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 10
Okay, so currently I am still unable to get into my old computer. Luckily, I saved my fics that were onlineright now, however, my three favorite unpublished fics are still stranded Oh wellthis is better than nothing. At least Ive got my main fics backed up nowso theyre safe.Thanks loads to all the awesome people who reviewed. You guys made me feel a lot better knowing that loads of other people ha
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Invader Zim
Milia Legionis Aura and Zenchi Chapter 3
Authors Notes: I dont own Invader Zim, But I do own some of the characters in hereSorry for the long wait everyone, a lot of school work has been piling up, but here is chapter 3 anyway.Ch 3 Arion I Nitum Supal? (Do I Know You?)6 Years Later...BeepWe are now entering, Planet Irks AtmosphereFinally...The young female Irken sighed a breath of relief and stood from her chair, straightening her wrink
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Invader Zim
How to Make a Humanoid Weak Chapter 4
Zim: VICTORY! Zim shall NEVER sing again!! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!CrazyA: Zim, it's only for this chapter... *Jack covers her mouth quickly*Jack: Don't tell him! He'll shoot us in the head like he did with Joker. *points to very VERY still Joker*CrazyA: Meh, I'll wake him up again for the next chapter of Faith Won't Save You. READ AND REVIEW!4. Frog-Lickin GoodFor all of gym, Jay never made an
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Invader Zim
Wonderous Oneshots Chapter 15
They had never met, but one day changed both their lives forever.Her life goals were set back because of the destruction caused by him.His life goals were achieved because she weasn't there to be made an invader instead of him.Their lives took different paths after that day, but they were bound to collide.They both wanted attention from their leaders, but only one was able to get recognition.One I
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Invader Zim
Killing To Be Normal Chapter 1
What does the word normal mean? The question ringed in his mind as his teacher told "Doomed" lesson all over again. While the children watched her in complete boredem, the irken sat back and throught about the word normal for a few mintues. In the blink of an eye he took and realized that normal could not always happen..but he was determined to prove that wrong. Zim then turned his gaze to his hat
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Invader Zim
Oh To Breathe Chapter 1
So. I write free-verse in my spare time and decided to put it to some incredibly vague sense of good use. First Invader Zim facfic. I don't own anything but the angst.He wanted this
He always has
He hoped for it
Begged for it
Chased after it
But he hadnt expected it to hurt nearly this much.His rival stands over him
Watching
Waiting
Counting the seconds betw
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Invader Zim
A Small Mistake Chapter 11
*Throws confetti into air* Guess what, everybody? As of this A/N, first written at 3:05 PM on May 21, 2009,A Small Mistake has reached 1,530 hits! And 50 reviews! WOOOOO! WOOOOOOOHOOOO!Special thanks to ngrey651, my fiftieth reviewer. As a reward for being the fiftieth reviewer, he gets a cameo in this chapter. Woo!Anyway, sorry for taking so long to update. Life got in the way for a bit.Im a bit
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Invader Zim
Milia Legionis Aura and Zenchi Chapter 4
Authors Notes: I dont own Invader Zim, But I do own some of the characters in hereIve made you guys wait so long and I apologize again, Ive been sick and had homework and yadda yadda! Anyway a few things, Im working on the art for this fic (feat. Zenchi, Kunai (Taks father), Aura, Gir) Im not done with it yet but soon! Also, Id like it if someone also made a piece of art based on this fic. I mean
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Invader Zim
How to Make a Humanoid Weak Chapter 5
CrazyA: Hooray! I'm back!! *trumpets and cheers*ZIM: VICTORY! Zim has more fangirls!!CrazyA: Technically, Mad and Holly are GIR fangirls...ZIM: GIR has fangirls?!?!?CrazyA: Long story short, I introduced my two best friends to Invader Zim, and they now love GIR. But I'll always be a Zim-gal... ^-^ Anywho, I finished these two chapters on my holiday, but my internet was busted. So Chp.5 and Chp.6 a
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