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Zims parents Chapter 2
Me:chapter two I own nothing accept zera and zich enjoy."I better get to fixing gir" dib said. "I'm coming I need something to get that dream out of my head" said zim trying to forget that stinking dream. "Okay" said dib.Dib and gir took one elavator while zim took another."Wish I could just forget that dream...what in god's name does it mean?..." zim had said this to himself trying still to figur
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Fallen Chapter 3
Threedays had passed since Dib had acquired the photos and still he hadntcontacted the Swollen Eyeballhe hadnt even opened the deskdrawer. Dib found himself at a loss, thoughts stirring in him that hewas now surprised he had never considered before. He could recall,when younger, wishing for nothing more than to witness an UFO crashlanding; to see a real life alien face to face; to have some sort o
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New Zim 2 Road Trip of DOOM Chapter 1
Yes, I know. Crazy.Hi, this is Phoenix. This is the sequel ALREADY. But I was bored. Nowread.The room was silent.Everyone looked up at the clock, waiting. No one moved. No one made asound. Sweat began to pour down Dibs face. Even Gir sat still foronce.3 more seconds 21.The bell finally rangfor the last time that year. Everyone went nuts. Children werehanging from the ceiling, jumping on desks, and
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This is How it Ends Infinites Part 2 Chapter 3
A/N: Italicised words represent thinking or pyscic communication.Chapter 3: QuestionsTaz continued to just stand there silently as the eyes of the whole senate focused on him. As was custom the Prime Council started the conversation.Taz we the AFW welcome you to this meeting to hear your case for inclusion of the Irken Republic into the AFW.Thank you Dib I hope these talks will be useful in......
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Deb Chapter 2
Deb Chapter 2A few minutes later, the two tallest and their new human ally weregrouped together in the center of the shack.So, this teleportation beam will take us onto the massive, eventhrough the concrete of the overpass? asked Deb nervously, holdingtightly to the strap of her duffel bag. Red nodded.Yep. It'll feel kind of tingly, but you'll get used to it. hesaid. Deb looked unconvinced.Don't w
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 3
CHAPTER THREEAnd WOOMP! Domm takes his head off and wins the Blood Sport! Another fantastic victory, dont you think Trivvik?He sure is amazing, isnt he Liirak?Yeah, he must have seriously pumped up his body full of steroids, thats why he wins.No, no, hes just defective, Im sure.Either way hes AWESOME!A bunch of guards were stationed at a guarding post situated in a training ring. Hundreds of rows
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Zims parents Chapter 3
Me"I own nothing except for zera and zich""Dib get up!" this had been said by zim. "Wha? dude it's only 5am go away!"dib had said this very sleepily. "Earthling! you got 8 hours of sleep! now time for you to get up!"this had been said by zim who just wanted to figure out what his dream meant. "Fine jeez give me a minute!!!" dib was now angry but decided he would not get back to sleep if he did not
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Its the Blood Sports Dires Entry Chapter 1
Blood Sport: Dire's EntryA purple cruiser floated lackadaisically above Irk's atmosphere, as if it was just watching and waiting for something. It was mainly purple, but the engines were yellow and there was a bright yellow lightning bolt down the side, where on top of that the words read, in human, "Greased Lightning". It had been a joke by someone, but the owner didn't seem to care, as it had be
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New Zim 2 Road Trip of DOOM Chapter 2
BLOOGH!Dib: What the hellkind of A/N is that?Me: The GOOD kind.Zim yawned. He held inhis arms a sleeping Gir. Dib told them to be outside at 5 am, butthere was no sign of him yet.Zim frowned, and Girgently cuddled against him in his sleep. It was dark and cold, andZim was getting very pissed, very fast.Then, to Zimsrelief, came a car. Not Taks ship. Why not Taks ship? Butinside sat Dib. Zim was co
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This is How it Ends Infinites Part 2 Chapter 4
Chapter 4: Unexpected EnountersDib was on his way to see Taz. He had been told that Taz had requested one of the training rooms in recreation hall gamma. It was all but deserted at this time so thats probably why Taz chose it. He had noticed that since arriving Taz had kept to himself, only making contact when needed. Still he knew Taz would want to know the decision that had been made. While almo
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Deb Chapter 3
Deb Chapter 3Hey guys, I just thought of something. said Deb from hercushion. How did you guys come to be on earth in the first place?Red groaned and slapped a hand to his forehead.I knew this was coming. he said. Turns out that Cousin ofyours took page out of Zim's book , hacked into the Massives' guidingsystem and brought us there. The Massive took off immediately, butleft us behind by accident.
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 4
CHAPTER FOUR-----------------Spacethe final frontier. The blackness of space seemed so very big, full of small stars and planets and beings. There was utter silence within it, and the silence seemed to be broken only by the noise of a purple Irken Class-2 Voot Cruiser. The cruiser was going at a slow paceas though it didnt know exactly where to go.Well actually...that was the truth.Well, this is j
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Zims parents Chapter 4
Zim was commanding dib and gir to get ready. "Dib,gir get packed and bring supplies! Meet me at the voot cruiser after that." "okie dokie!" gir responded. "Whatever ya say boss..." Dib responded you could tell there was annyonce in his voice because he could not go back to bed.They broughtthere supplies up to the voot cruiser. *The voot crusier had gotten bigger over the years* Dib brung human wat
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Its the Blood Sports Dires Entry Chapter 2
Blood SportROUND ONE: VS. MIKZONE ONE: OUTSKIRTS OF INDUSTRIALA small spaceship flew down from the sky, circling an open area in a construction yard once before apparently deciding upon a big, open area to land. It gently floated down, the engines slowly dying off as it neared the surface. There was a strange beeping noise at it touched down, and it continued until the engines shut off with a hiss
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New Zim 2 Road Trip of DOOM Chapter 3
Again! From the top!Places, everybody!Dib: Argh, Zim! Getyour *beep*ing lines straight!All: Gasp!Zim: Ooh, Dib said aBAD WORD!!Dib: What? No Ididnt!Me: Lets wash hismouth out!!Dib: No!! I didntsay ANYTHING! I said *beep*ing!!All: Gasp!Me: He said itagain!Zim: Get him!Dib: No! I swear!Girs playing with the censor!Gir: Teehee, I LIKEthe beepy noise.Dib leaned against thedoor with a groan. Luckily, t
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This is How it Ends Infinites Part 2 Chapter 5
A/N: Sorry for a lack of updates for this story but the army ahs kept me really busy but its summer now so should have some free time to finish.Chapter 5: Fates handIt had been 2 weeks since Irk had returned to the galaxy. Since that day Irk had been allowed into the AFP as a half member. They had all the rights as member worlds except a vote in the senate which they would only get when the prime
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The Food Place Chapter 1
A/N: Okay~! This is the third part of the ten-drabble challenge from KyoxSakiFan. This time, the theme is friendship. I just had to choose Zim and GIR for this one, because we all know that theyre good pals. XDAlthough this is pretty much total crack. But then again, half of the show Invader Zim is crack; only in really-really good fanfics is it totally serious, and in the really good fanfics is i
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 5
CHAPTER FIVEThreetwooneHAPPY NEW YEAAAARR!!!Everyone cheered and held their drinks up as they stood around the room, looking at the large digital clock that showed the beginning of the new year. New Years Day was a holiday on Irk for one purpose and one purpose alone: being able to PARTY HARDY!Lets face it, the Irkens might have been jerks, but at the very least they knew how to have a good time.
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Zims parents Chapter 5
I don't own invader zimexcept for zera zich and zeley. Also the next two chapters will havemostly zim talking (because this is his family problem).Among the other ship. Ashady figure with light blue eyes askes "Should we let themaboard?" Then you see two other shady figures one with dark blueeyes and one with megenta eyes. The dark blue eyed one responded "Ask who they are." The light blue eyed fi
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Its the Blood Sports Dires Entry Chapter 3
Blood SportROUND TWO: VS. PHIMZONE TWO: CITYPhim scowled at the landscape around her. Bloody hell it was hot.She wiped her bald forehead and tromped on, boots clacking annoyingly upon the cement sidewalk. Her fingers flexed in their black gloves, and she could feel bodily fluids emitting from her pores. The black asphalt seemed to shimmer like water in the high sun, only making its dreadful rays s
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New Zim 2 Road Trip of DOOM Chapter 4
UhWow. What to write? HrmPINKYANDTHEBRAINTHEYREPINKYANDTHEBRAINONEISAGENIUSTHEOTHERSINSANETHEYRELABRATORYMICETHEYREGENESHAVEBEENSPLICEDTHEYREPINKYYESPINKYANDTHEBRAINBRAINBRAINBRAINBRAIIIIN!NARF!! Okay. There we go. Maybe they wont notice.They went happily upto the hotel room, where they threw the luggage down. Gir happilywent to flopping around on the bed in his, Dib, and Zims room.WEEEEEOOOOOO!!!
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2012 Chapter 1
2012Synopsys: The Earth is doomed, not by me but the humans themselves, all I had to do to prove my worthiness as an invader was to conquer the planet, it turns out all I had to do was wait.Author Notes: Well we all know that according to predictions and stuff that the world is going to end in 2012, that got me wondering what Zim's chance to prove the COULD be of worth to the Empire was taken away
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Terminal Chapter 1
A/N: So I know I should be working on No Return (which is nearing 70 pages at this point. Another week or so, I think), but my lifes been derailed lately. This is me, channeling my angst through Red and Purple. (I need to write a fluffy piece for these two. All I ever do is make them suffer) TerminalRed choked mid-sentence, coughing hard a few times, which prompted his co-leader to instinctively
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 6
Chapter SixIt was getting dark on Mars, quickly, only a few sprays of light were left. It had been only a few hours since they had crashed landed on the planet. Zim checked the cruiser for any sustained damages, which there were very few, nothing he couldn't simply fix. Irken technology was simply amazing. Erin walked over to the cruiser. Zim was inside checking the console and monitors, making su
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Zims parents Chapter 6
Authors note: I'mhaving wrighters block sorry! but until i get the spark back in myhead i'll be wrighting one-shot stories... maybe some fullones...until I get this sorted out bye!Elder sis's note: Myyounger sis summer is having trouble so until then be patient bye!Invader sum (new oc notfor this story though):I'm trying to heal her brain be quiet!Invader Esperanza (same asabove): I'll throw dark
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Its the Blood Sports Dires Entry Chapter 4
Blood SportROUND THREE: VS. NORALOCATION: OUTSKIRTS OF CITYThe cold, dark sky reflected onto the water in tones of gray and fleeting black, the clouds gathering together in a mass, silent meeting. The water churned in its hungry wake, the wind causing waves to roll and slam themselves into the sides of the rocky crags. All wildlife (if there had been any) had fled by now, causing the air to instil
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New Zim 2 Road Trip of DOOM Chapter 5
Again with the A/N!!!Argh!!! Pancake bunny!!! *runs in a frstrated rage*They were lost. Day twoof their great summer road trip, and they were lost.When Zim woke up in themorning, his brother was sitting on top of him with a meat cleaver inhis hand."AGH!! GAM, HEY,W-WHAT IS THAT?!!!""Shit..." Gamsaid under his breath. "This is a MEAT CLEAVER. Can idiot saythat? MEET. CLEEVUHR."He spoke slowly and c
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The Little Things Chapter 1
A/N: Hi!This will have a bit of a song at the end, but it won't be all theway through the story. I don't know if that's considered a song ficor not. Anyways, there will also be some point of view changes. Iwrite who's point of view it's from or if it is in third person whenthat section starts so I hope that it isn't too confusing. Okay, onwith the fic!Diclaimer:I don't own Invader Zim or anything
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Misanthrope Part I Chapter 1
A/N: Hey, this is actually my first fanfic and first post on this site, I have reading most of my life fanfictions but I havent the courage to write one until now of course, this will be my project for the vacations, since they last 4 or 5 months and I have long time to murder here. Warning: for the first chapters its going to be T-rated, for strong language and adult situations, as the story adva
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 7
CHAPTER SEVENSpork had gone off to find snacks. Nick had gone off to get a DRINK. Walking up to a drink-dispensing machine and focusing his PAK. Instantly a mechanical tentacle snaked its way out of one of the green patches of the PAK and shot into the machine. A soda cluttered down into the hatch below and Nick took it out, sipping it happily.He headed down the hallway when an idea came to him af
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Zims parents Chapter 7
Me:"Finally I gotback to this!...sorry for the chapter is mostly zim's povjust so ya know. go back to the other chapter for disclaimer"I went to sleep with myclothes still on slowly while gir and dib talked until my eyesfinally shut...thenI was sleeping untilsomething woke me up with a gentle nudge Then I said "What doyou want with the almighty zim?!" She responded "You actway to much like you fat
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Its the Blood Sports Dires Entry Chapter 5
Blood SportROUND FOUR: VS NIZ, DOMM, AND ETHYSZONE 7: JUNGLEThe dank, quiet jungle was silhouetted on the dark floor, the sun's rays barely flickers amongst the treetops. Shadows stretched to infinite lengths over the roots and systems of trees and plants; no breeze to disturb them. All animals had gone underground by now, realizing their lives were in danger by the cold figure delicately gliding
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New Zim 2 Road Trip of DOOM Chapter 6
Again! Yes! Cliffhangur!"Hey! Help thechildren! 25 cents!"Zim sat behind a box thatread 'Help The Children. DO IT NOW!', and Gir was being cute forpeople."I dunno, Zim,"said Dib. "Should we be lying to the people like this?""It's not lying!"Zim argued. "We're children and we need help!""Will it even work?"asked Dib."Oh-ho, it'll work."Zim smirked.A pretty lady passed by."Hey, you! Lady!"The woman
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Elegy Chapter 1
A/N: Welcome to the second of my brainstorming oneshots. This one is based off the Twilight Zone episode of the same name, but you dont have to have seen the episode to understand the fic actually, its probably for the best if you havent seen the episode, since itll ruin the twist ending. On the other hand, Im probably the only person in this fandom whos seen the old seriesOkay, Im starting to ram
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Misanthrope Part I Chapter 2
A/N:A/N: Well thanks for my first reviews on my first fic; well for this chapter its going to be a lot of drama and anguish, very nasty stuff its going to happen, including explicit violence, but nothing too violent or lethal for the matter; also theres some moments of explicit adult-teen situations and strong language. This chapter its highly important for the story, since Dib attitude towards pe
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 8
Chapter EightThe cruiser dodge another missile. This game was beginning to wear thin because neither ship was winning or losing. And Zim seemed bent on winning, no matter what. But the problem was, whenever the cruiser moved, the other ship seemed to have a locked target. However, Zim was fast, so the cruiser swerved out of the way. But it didnt matter. Every time one of the missiles exploded, it
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Zims parents Chapter 8
Me "Gawd mentalblock?! Again sorry! I continue, zera zich and zeley MINE! Rest ofthe disclaimer is on chapter one!"Zim's POVA waited to hear thescreams of dib,gir or at least my sister but nothing.Then red said "Hmmyour wondering why no screams can be heard?" he said it in atone that made zich angry."You had better noteven!" he said this in a murderist wisper.Purple said in a mockingtone to zich "
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Who Will You Believe Chapter 1
888888888888888888888888AHHHHH!! ITSMe, duhYes, yes, still no Naruto? Im sorry, terribly sorry, but I just dont fully know how too start off a thing like that, so I did this instead! So, review if you like, hell; give me hate comments if you like!The first chapter wont make so much sense, but I will type others so you can get it Just be calm about it!So Let me say I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM!And star
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Here We Stand Chapter 1
Zim is out of character, but it wouldn't work if he wasn't, so you MUST forgive me. Please don't flame me!! Fire is hot.Here We StandI cast my gaze over the decaying place one last time, remembering what it used to be. What it used to mean to me.My home, now a pile of ash and sand, slowly retreating back into the Earth. Charred remains of what once used to be skyscrapers, deteriorating like a dyin
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The End Chapter 1
A/N: I know you all want me to put up the prologue for Evolution of Evil, but I have a bit of writers block for it. So, in order to get my creative juices flowing, Ive decided to do a few oneshots that Ive had in mind for a while. Mostly plot bunnies that Ive had that I cant seem to stretch out into longer stories.This one popped into my head more recently than the others. It is inspired by JoeMer
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Misanthrope Part I Chapter 3
A/N: Welcome to another installment of the series, before reading I need to warm THAT THERES GONNA BE TORTURE, EXTREME AND EXPLICIT VIOLENCE, and BLOOD. Yes thats right there are some scenes of bloody torture. The rating its going to change to M right away. Mind you that more explicit bloody violence, fool language, adult situations, scenes of explicit sex and dark themes will presenting itself in
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IZ Infinite Crisis Chapter 9
CHAPTER NINEAllow me to offer an opinion. May remarked as she and Nick walked down the sidewalk in Vaish, the red towers rising up to the heavens around them. They were on their way to a movie, but had been forced to make a stop at the nearby grocery to get some supplies for the rest of the Irken force on Vort that had remained behind by order of Tallest Spork to ensure there would be no more inci
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