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The Shadow Strikers Chapter 8
Onyour feet, Haxx, Vult ordered, keeping his eyes on Tak, turninghis attention back to her. NowJanitorial Drone, stop resistingand come quietly.Youoffer mercy, thinking you have the upper hand after I nearly killedall of you? She unbelievably spoke, watching Aero and Haxx toensure they werent trying to flank her. You must be reallydense, as well as whomever sent you after me!Thatwould be the Almig
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Invader Dib Chapter 1
Sorry if its really out of charecter, written also by Yami Getsui its a team effort. I do not own Invader Zim otherwise I would have made the movie not written about it.I was woken by the sound of The Angry Monky Show and Gir screaming about cupcakes.I streched and got up to put my human suit on I looked for it in my closet and couldent find it. Suddenly my eyes iched, I was alredy wearing it."Mus
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Invader Zim
The Marked Chapter 7
Sorry, this isa long chapter; I just couldnt find a stopping point for this.Lol. Sorry for not updating because my internet wasnt working.Darn HughesNet and Netzero...both pieces of crap. Anyway, at least Ihave internet now! On with the chapter!Zimwalked into Cten's room where she was still making out with Farggo.Cten!Time to stop making out! Zim said, but was obviously ignored.Your hour is up! Zi
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 4
With friends like you, who needs friends? With friends like you, who needs friends? With friends like you, who needs FRIENDS? BESTEST FRIENDHes my best friend, best of all best friend, do you have a best friend too? GIR sang out as he danced along to a music video that was playing on MTV in Zims house. He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy-yummy, hey, you should get a best friend too!My best friend
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MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 7
Okay, well, you guys were supposed to be treated to the only actual romance in this fic involving Zim, but I seem to have left that file in my old computer or something, so I will either need to drag something out of my closet/rewrite before you get that. Grr.In the meantime, enjoy what was supposed to be Chapter Eight---the first weird pairing I made up after FluffleNeCharka infected me, and one
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 4
Incase I haven't warned you guys and/or you haven't figured it out yet,I've got a whole freaking Irken culture worked out. This start ofthis chapter is just part of it. A rather... interesting part, heh.Thank you so so much for all your reviews/faves/alerts so far, andplease, keep them coming. I hope you enjoy this chapter!By theway, I'm gonna try for a weekly update schedule (unless that juststar
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Parallels Chapter 5
Okay, uhm once again, I have no excuse for not updatingOkay, uhm onceagain, I have no excuse for not updating. It just takes me a few daysbefore I get the urge to start writing again, but its much betterthan my TNBC fic I updated that thing like every few months orso. So be grateful! Show me your gratefulness by reviewing!TallestBlue got the cameo for this chapter. Imover halfwaythrough an all-nig
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The Shadow Strikers Chapter 9
SoProfessorCorr turning out to be a black ops super soldierdidnt see thatone coming, Joker commented as he continued scraping thedisgusting filth left behind from the last round of soldiers formidday mess.EvenI have to admit that this is quiteshocking to say the least,Digits answered in agreement, taking the trays and utensils fromJoker, rinsing them off. It was never really explained howPraxxus 7
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Boxes Chapter 1
A/N: This is a silly little idea/drabble that occurred to me while getting out of the bathtub. I promptly laughed out loud and nearly died, as my momentary distraction made me slip on the bathroom tile. Fun.Smikka is a terribly unappreciated character--I've never seen any fanfictions or fanart containing him (or any of the "Screwhead" people). I hope to remedy this by developing him. He has a lot
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 5
So pleeeaaase...baby pleeeaaase! Open your heaaart...catch my disease!NANOZIMHonestly The narrator said as he walked alongside the disguised GIR towards the Dairy Mart. I dont know WHAT would happen to my charges sometimes if I wasnt hereits a good thing I can be more directly involved this time! He told GIR as the sun began to lower downdowndown.So Im a battery? GIR asked, turning his head to loo
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MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 8
I finally decided just to rewrite this chapter, so, here ya go. It's a pairng that always seemed obvious to me, but which is rarely seen, so here's my attempt. Anyway, I've been wasting too much time writing lately, so I'm (theoretically) off to take a little break and do something significant to the world. Until later, I hope you enjoy, and please leave a review!"Excuse me, Zin?"The young Irken s
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 5
Irealized that up until now I haven't remembered to thank my twobetas: Ricchan and BarkingPup. Apologies for not mentioning you untilnow. Ricchan is pretty much my muse incarnate and you can thank herfor this fic's coming into existence, and BarkingPup makes sureeverything here obeys the laws of English and logic, the two hardestlegal systems to appease.Now,an author note, to clear up something fo
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Invader Zim
The Shadow Strikers Chapter 10
Doesthat connection look good to you? Vard questioned of the floatingdrone at his shoulder, motioning to a singled-out wire of to theuntrained eye looked like a jumbled mess.Itmerely nodded in agreement as it hovered there via anti-gravityrepulsor technology, probably the most interesting aspect about itsince it was so small and possessed one for movement. Fabricated byhand, not to mention the AI
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Invader Gir Chapter 1
TITLE: INVADER GIRFADE IN from black:TITLE: FADE OUTEXT. EARTHEARTH is shown as a smog covered wasteland, old satellites invading the atmosphere and high towers slicingthrough it.PAN IN:We pan in until we reach a giant lair,like The Pentagon this is solely named The Irk for its shape.The the building becomes transparent as we come closer. We go throughthe building and see ZIM the TALLEST peering o
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Invader Zim
The Marked Chapter 9
"Hey,"Sam asked, "will Zena get in trouble for hiding us...?" Samsat down on the grass in front of the rubble of their old house."Probably..."Cten said softly, lowering her head."Whatwill happen?" Sam asked worriedly."Theymight kill her..." Tak sighed."That'swhy I'm going back for her." Cten said strongly as sheteleported away, back to the Massive."Weshould go with her!" Sam suggested happily to T
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 6
They preach that we should save the world, they pray that we don't do a better job of it!PARENT-TEACHER NIGHTGazs teacher was out sick. So she had a substitute. Specifically the only substitute the school had bought. Which in this case was Mr. Grey, or as he insisted on being called, Nick. Dib had said that he was supposed to be "something VERY special" and that he had confided a "important, unive
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MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 9
Agh! I have made a grievous error in judgement. In the last chapter's Author's Notes, I was supposed to link you all to the magnificent glory that the Illustrious Crackpot drew, based on the Skoodge/Gaz chapter of this story. Just insert the dots to this link:illustrious-crackpot(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/Skoodge-n-Gaz-109674432Thanks again, I.C.! It really is cool. :-) Incidentally, Weird Pairin
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In Short Supply Chapter 6
A/N: Inwhich Zim's mission takes a turn for the worse. An evil author am I.Thank you for all your reviews, please remember to review and let meknow what you think so far, and I hope you enjoy this chapter!xxxxxIn ShortSupplyMissionAbortionxxxFromDib's notes, Thurs. Nov. 20: Another dancetomorrow, the Turkey Dance. I think it used to be a Holiday Dance butthe school district had to move it up a mon
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Parallels Chapter 7
Okay Word is being reeeeaaaaally weird right now, but Ill have to deal with how it is.I SAW MONSTERS VS. ALIENS! That movie was HILARIOUS!And Hellboy. Both movies. I LOVE ABE AND JOHANN! (I know, Im very late with the movie.)I was supposed to be working on this a while ago, but then exams came up. NOW ITS SUMMAH BREAK! YEA-YEAH! So Ill be working on this more. That, and its a LONG chapter to make
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The Shadow Strikers Chapter 11
Theconference room was usually reserved for mission briefings,debriefings, and meetings in general. It didnt really fall underany of those three in particular, but the room would play host ratherwell to Corr trying to find out what the Irk is going on. It seemedas if chaos had ensued no sooner than Vult was nearly fallen by amislabeled Janitorial Drone. If he wanted to keep control and order,somet
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All These Years Chapter 1
Mrs. Bitters waslecturing about how the universe was a doomed black hole. Zim wasmumbling plots and schemes to himself and Dib was working on the blueprints for the ship. Her ship. Taks ship. It was five years agobut she was still running through his mind. He was older now heshould have known better than to fall in love the enemy.HiSkool was already depressing enough, without the fact that he wasa
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Invader Zim
The Marked Chapter 10
Sorrybut I made a mistake about chapters 7 and 8 so if could just rereadthose then I would really appreciate it. Also, I'm now writing usingWordPad so that doesn't have spell check (that I know of) so theremay be quite a few typos, but I'll try to work on that.Tak'sP.O.V.I satup, sweating and breathing hard. I looked over at Sam who was hoggingthe covers on the other side of the bed. I looked arou
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 7
Oh I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more...WALK OF DOOMA girl with black hair tied into a ponytail and glasses stood by Nick, who nervously rubbed the back of his neck. Theyd just left Costlys and had finished up eating a brownie together.Soersee you tomorrow? Nick asked. He was blushing visibly.Yeah. The girl said, smiling nervously.You smelled extra nice today, Kelsey. Nick admitted s
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Invader Zim
MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 10
Finally updated! Sorry for the long wait. Anyway, my Internet was out for a few days so I took the chance to write a lot. Anyway, I have decided to expand this story! I just had too many ideas and not enough chapters, so I will be adding more chapters to this thing, though I make no promise of frequent updates. Hence the title change. Hope you guys are happy about that! And if not...then why are r
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 7
Thank youall for the reviews! It means a ton to me, it really does. The factthat so many people are enjoying this, people who are saying they'venever seen a ZAPR before or never thought mpreg could be done well...It's really awesome.Anyway, aquick note: despite the fact that Irkens do appear fairly bug-like, Isee their smeets as having eggs with hard shells, rather than soft.Among other reasons, u
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Nameless until I can get a better title Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I donot own invader zim and im glad i dont otherwise it would not beawesomeauthors notethis is something I could not get out of my head after getting backinto invader zim and all that awesome stuffthis story willcontain an o.c. But the story will have equal amount of centerdnesson all characters within the story the story takes place whereeveryone is now in highschool Dib and Zim are J
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The Shadow Strikers Chapter 12
Iknow were doing our bit for the Empire here, Commander Haxxcautiously commented, remaining vigilant of his surroundings. Evenif their self-contained helmets and communicators kept noise fromfiltering out, being distracted was just as lethal as exposure. ButIm getting sick of working clean up duty here before the mainforces can roll through.Itspart of the job description, Haxx, get used to it, Vul
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Invader ZiM Pick Up Lines Chapter 1
These are just some things I came up with one day. Hope you enjoy!Pick Up Lines of The Invader ZiM CastDib:1) You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
2) Hey baby, why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
3) Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you. but then if i was on you, i'd be cumming too!
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 8
Sometimes I give myself the creeps...sometimes my mind plays tricks on me! It all keeps addin' up...I think I'm crackin' up! Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?GERMS!Nick was walking alongside the sidewalk, clasping his hands together, singing, eyes turned all sparkly. As he floated through the air, sparkling points of light of many colors surrounding him, somebody noticed his starry eyes and
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MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 11
Just in case you thought the last chapter was as weird as I can get...So hungry...So hungry, all the time. The very air around me crackling with food, but so very little that I could actually absorb. The air around me is cold as I suck what heat from it I can; the walls around me surge with it, electrical and nuclear and plasmic and antimatteric. It tempts me, tantalizes me, but all of it is just
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 8
A/N: You know what? I like cliffhangers. But I like posting the chapters that come after cliffhangers, too, which is good news for everyone involved. So here it is.Do let me know what you think! Reviews, comments, questions all appreciated! Thank you very much, and enjoy the chapter.xxxxxIn ShortSupplyEmergencyLightsxxxA storyfrom the Tracts of Slark, the holy text of an ancient Irken religion:Fir
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Nameless until I can get a better title Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I still dontown invader zim, Im still glad I dontThank you for thecritiques everyonethis is where the OC willbe introduced...Things will get moreinteresting-------chapter 2: a break fromroutinesneilaSaturday12:30 a.m.Zim was in his labWorking very late into the night trying to fix a few problems withhis communication Device something about it had gone wrong any timehe tried to send out
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Invader Zim
The Shadow Strikers Chapter 13
Corr,stop fussing with your uniform, Vult spoke as the two walked,bearing their Spec Ops dress uniforms, boots polished into gleamingperfection, and the adornments with near-mirror like reflection. Its not going to get any straighter.Forgiveme, Commander, I just want to make a good impression with CommanderGrimmespecially if even some of these rumors hold true. Headmitted with a sigh. Even he was
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Happy Birthday Gaz Chapter 1
Disclaimer I do not own Invader ZimI never saw here in such pain, it was crippling. Her 5th birthday and her dad not there to share it with her, I knew he wasnt coming. If I didnt remind him each time he saw us that her name was Gaz, my father would end up calling her Valery or some other random name, I even sacrifice him learning my name instead of calling me Dib he calls me son. But seeing her c
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Invader Zim
MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 12
Let me guess. Zim kick you out again?The small boy on her doorstep shifted uncomfortably. No. I mean---not exactly. Hes justkinda mad.The girl rolled her eyes, leaning against the door frame of her palatial abode, examining him with her arms crossed over her chest. His red wig, the only covering he had from the burning rain that fell from this planets skies, was hanging down over his burnt face in
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 9
A/N:After chapter 9, in my opinion, the next two chapters are a littleslow. That's while I'll be doing an extra update! Next Friday, on the28th, I'll be doing my regular update for chapter 10, and then onSunday, March 30th, I'll post chapter 11. Gets both chapters out ofthe way quicker, and I can commemorate the day Zim was first aired.Score.Anyway,enjoy chapter 9. Please remember to review and le
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Nameless until I can get a better title Chapter 3
disclaimer: Some dude withgun: Say itme: Do I have toSome dude with gun:*presses gun to my head* Say itme: I, elementalchaos do not own invader zim or any of the character that make cameosin the storyI want to thank thepeople who are reading and reviewing this (if anyone is since Imtyping this in advanced),please enjoy the third chapter of....uhmthis fic ( I still cant't make a good title)----Chap
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The Shadow Strikers Chapter 14
Professor,Sir? May I say something? Joker raised his hand.Ah,of course, I apologize for getting a little carried away there,Corr grinned, motioning, proceed.Withall due respect...it doesnt sound like you or your unit were putthrough anything all that trying or dangerous. I dont mean anydisrespect, Sir, at all, but I have read about other Spec Ops unitsthat have done missions far more dangerous tha
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Invader Zim
Happy Birthday Gaz Chapter 2
DISCLAIMERI DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM!!!!!a/nII decided to turn Happy Birthday Gaz into a sort of series, all whooppose the idea, stay silent! I decided mostly to do this in orderto explain whats going on in the heads of Professor Membrane andGaz. It will only be three chapters long so dont worry. Now onwith the story!Idont get it? Why? Tonight of all nights, he had to not be here. So here I am by th
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Invader Zim
The HAIR awards Chapter 2
Dib sat in a small, white room, filled with alien technology and that septic smell of clinics and hospitals. Standing next to him was a short chrome little robot mounted on a tripod, scanning him with its wide eyes.Sir?Dib stopped staring at a holographic model of his digestive system, and turned towards his doctor.Though we can download the Methi language pack, we have detected a slight oddity. Y
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Invader Zim The Series Chapter 10
Science! Has Failed! Our World! Science...has failed our Mother Eaaaaarth!ATTACK OF THE SAUCER MORONSNick crossed his arms, turning away. No way. Uh-uh. Youre a pessimistic cynical comic book creator who thought your world into being and then abandoned it! It falls upon certain people with enough imaginative strength to enter worlds that have been abandoned, worlds that need new life breathed into
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MORE IZ Pairings Youve Probably Never Thought Of Chapter 13
"Cinderella,
dressed in yella,
went upstairs to---""Oof!"Gretchen fell, feet tangled in the jump rope, face in the dirt. The other girls laughed."You okay, girl?" Aki asked between chortles.Gretchen stood up, brushing off her dress. "I'm fine!" she said quickly, feeling her cheeks begin to burn. "No problem."The girls started jumping again. Gretchen, feeling lucky just to be included for
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