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Invader Zim
Schizophrenia Chapter 1
Youre crazy!Big-head!Schizophrenic!Mental patient!It hurt.Man, how it hurt. How it hurt to be smacked in the face with insults every single day.It burned.God, how it burned. How it burned to be ridiculed, criticized, and shoved around every moment.And it ached.Ugh, how it ached. How it ached to constantly be reminded of his past. How it ached to be punched repeatedly after school, at least until t
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Invader Zim
While You Were Sleeping Chapter 3
Authors Note: Another LNaEr! Lard Nar/Erin shipping! I call it the "Resisty-shipping" :)
Disclaimer: Please read "IZ:The Series; Chapter 45: Backseat Drivers Beyond the Stars" by ngrey651. And, "Paths Crossed" by Me. THANKS!
Title: While You Were SleepingFull Summary: During lock-down, Erin and Lard Nar are trapped in the ship's elevator. Unfortunately...Erin is commatoise. And all Lard
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Invader Zim
The End Chapter 2
Ch.2-TortureI awoke to the sound of, notcheering, but footsteps. Since this was a sound I heard all the time,I kept my eyes closed and just listened. Footsteps accompanied by ajangling sound. Footsteps accompanied by a jangling sound and thesqueak of a barred door opening. I snapped my head up and opened myeyes. Two humans, one male and one rather attractive female, entered.The female slowly stepp
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 17
Space travel's in my blood...and there ain't nothing I can do about it! Long journies wear me out...but oh God, you know I can't live without it!PLANET JACKERSSo class, why did you choose the careers you chose on Career Day? Nick inquired.I wanted to help people with toilets.I like being around crops.I enjoy sitting in front of a computer.I REALLY like tattoos. What about you?Nick blinked. Well, I
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Invader Zim
Insanity and Stuff Part I Chapter 3
And now for the... wait, I don't wan to to give it away! Let's just say, things get a little more into the story here...Disclaimer: Once again, Invader Zim is not mine. I do, however, own Liz and Kai. Insane and... well, whatever Kai is is for me to know and you to find out... I'm evil :PChapter 3: It BeginsThe Vampire Piggys filled the huge TV screen, screeching and whining, trying to defeat the
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 17
A/N: Ye gods, Friday's almost over! It's not even Friday anymore in some parts of the world! ... Is anyone reading this from the parts of the world where it's not Friday anymore? Oh, well, by the time most of you see this it'll probably be Saturday where I am, too, so that's irrelevant. Anyway, I'm sorry this is a bit later than my updates have usually been. I've got an arseload of exams over the
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Invader Zim
Zim Meets The Fangirls Chapter 4
Hey again, guys. Just to clear up confusion: the kiss at the end of the emo-tastic scene was my way of expressing some ZaDrI am a fangirl, after all. But for all you people who ship different couples, you can just view it as Jelly told them to. Hope you enjoyed voting for the winner of SMEXY MODELINGs winner. The result will be put into the story instead of me justwriting it here.Disclaimer: I do
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Invader Zim
Schizophrenia Chapter 2
Im going to get out of bed every morning. Breathe in and out all day long. And then after a while, I wont have to remind myself to get out of bed in the morning and breathe in and out. -- Sam, Sleepless in SeattleClass,Everyone looked up to see at Mrs. Bitters.It appears that after a TERRIBLY long series of HORRIBLE moving, a student has returned to our class.His brain didnt register the words any
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Invader Zim
A Dib and Erin Story Chapter 1
Authors Note: Jhonen Vasquez is the owner of all things IZ. I own nothing. NOTHING! Erprepare yourself for HORRIBLE DOOM! Mmmwahhahaa! OkayPlease no flames and enjoy! Thanks. Disclaimer: This is Dib/Erin. DaEr! YA for DIBNESS! - - Chapter One- -There was stillness as the cool night air rushed through and then there was only the sounds of the leaves rustling. It was pitch black and the only source
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Invader Zim
The End Chapter 3
Ch.3-CellmateI had a night filled with nightmaresof Dib abusing my poor soonto be mate, Amber. I missedher terribly. One thing beside the nightmares that kept me awake wasthe throbbing pain in my chest. This only happened when Amber and Iwerent with each other.After she had completed the trainingshe was taking from me, we had become attached to each other.It was only a day before my capture that I
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 18
They're only thinking of HIM...yes, they're ONLY thinking of HIM...whatever they may do or say...they're ONLY thinking of HIM!...if he counts as a "him"...RISE OF THE ZITBOYJhonen was sitting at a table his red hair glinting in the sunlight as he sat playing poker with Mr. White, Mr. Russel and Ms. Fahn.Jhonen looked over his cards, then raised his eyebrow. HmmI doubt you can match the hand Ive go
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Invader Zim
Insanity and Stuff Part I Chapter 4
Hey all! This chapter will be a bit funnier than the last one... I just can't really incorporate funny with unimaginable pain that well :) And, no, I really had no idea what I was talking about with the 'pinky' remark in the last chapter. I wanted something funny to say and the only other word in my head was watermelon, and that didn't really fit... Thanks for the reviews, little girl-GROWN UP, I
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 18
A/N: A few days ago, I remembered something extremely important to put in this author's note.Now I don't remember what it is.Oh well. Enjoy the chapter, and please review. This is my favorite chapter so far. I love this chapter.xxxxxIn Short SupplyImperfect NarcissistxxxInformation the Meekrob Anti-Irken Tactical Alliance has collected on Irken religion, transcribed from the telepathic thought-pat
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Invader Zim
Zim Meets The Fangirls Chapter 5
Welcome newcomers, and welcome back old comers! I hope you liked the last chapter, considering I was low on happy juice. I am happy to announce that Amy returned but IZ is nowhere to be foundso she will not be in this chapter. Oh wellz. :( Anyway, its time for the Disclaimer!Disclaimer: I dont and probably never will own Invader Zim or its characters unless I decide to become Jhonen Vasquez. But I
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Invader Zim
Schizophrenia Chapter 3
Listenguys.Asmuch as I appreciate this PLEASE CONTINUE PLZPLZPLZPLZ junk,Im just taking a break.Imwrapped up in personal stuff Ive kept away from FanFiction.AndI know Im going to get five hundred PMs asking about it.Sohere it is.MyUncle went back to our hometown for Rehab, promising that any of thechecks from work he received there he would send here.Hedid not keep his word, and for us, the winter
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Invader Zim
A Dib and Erin Story Chapter 2
Authors Note: Jhonen Vasquez is the owner of all things IZ. I own nothing. NOTHING! Erprepare yourself for HORRIBLE DOOM! Mmmwahhahaa! OkayPlease no flames and enjoy! Thanks. Disclaimer: This is Dib/Erin. DaEr! YA for DIBNESS! - - Chapter Two- -Erin's Narration ( cut to her sitting on Dib's bed, swinging her feet back and fourth) - - How would I describe my relationship with Dib? To put into one
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Invader Zim
The End Chapter 4
Ch.4-TroubledI woke in the middle of the night. Amber was snuggled up next to me. I sighed and shifted positions to tried to go back to sleep. After a moment, I shifted positions again. I couldnt sleep. I really didnt want to wake Amber, but I needed someone to talk to. I nudged her gently. Luckily for me, she wakes easily. She rubbed her eyes and yawned.Zim? Whats wrong?Her voice was concerned, h
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 19
Get back Fluffy! Back Scruffy! Get-back-you-flea-in-fest-ed-mon-grel!Author's Note:For the next two weeks, I've got LOTS of work to do in my Winter Session Psychology Class...I'll be in class for three hours straight every day so it will be MUCH harder to update. Still, I will do what I can! In any case, don't forget to review. I think this is a nice little "bonding" chapter between Zim and GIR. H
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Invader Zim
Insanity and Stuff Part I Chapter 5
This chapter will be as short as I can make it because I want to get more into the story(Basically, I really wan to to read my BRILLIANT story, but I have to write it first, so BOO)! If it weren't for my obsessive side, I would just put what happens in this chapter in dot points, but now you have to suffer through,,, STUFF! It's not my fault! Blame my second personality! She made me do it...WAIT!
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 19
A/N: Imention in this chapter that the characters live in Michigan, whichsounds like a completely random state and I must admit it is. But I'mbasing it on canon; in Backseat Drivers, Red tracks down the originof the signal that hacked the Massive, which was of course comingfrom Zim's base. Here's a screen cap of the origin of the signal:badbadrubberpiggy. (just take out the space inthe ". com")Of
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Invader Zim
Zim Meets The Fangirls Chapter 6
Hey, welcome back! Sorry to keep you guys waiting, but as a consolation present Ive uploaded a new oneshot, which I think youll enjoy if you like fluff. Now, before I do anything, its DISCLAIMER TIME!!!Disclaimer: If Jhonen were ever to stumble on this story, he should know I dont own anything here besides my genius, and some of that has been given to me by my reviewers. THXREVIEW REPLY TIME!!!!!A
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Invader Zim
Amethyst and Ruby Chapter 1
Okay, Im a little scared that I came up with this so fast. As you can probably tell, its the story of Tallest Red and Purple. I have no idea if Ima go through with this or not, I dunno if I can, but if its successful enough, Im going to try. Anyways, if this does work, I cant work on it right now on account of Spacebourne, I have to do that. Okay, so here it is!Even though the electric shock that
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Invader Zim
The End Chapter 5
Ch.5-JailbreakAs I slowly began to wake, I heard Amber calling my name and shaking my shoulder. I looked up warily and yawned."Whuh? Amber, what are you-" I yawned again. "Why are you waking me so early?""I'm getting you out of here.""Amber, escaping isn't as easy as you think. Besides, all of my Pak applications were removed. Without them, I can't do much of anything.""Mine weren't.""You did thin
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 20
Better than the first time! Better than the worse time! If I could just reverse tiiiime...I'd be set!BIG BAD RUBBER PIGGYMatt. Matt. His old friend since he was in 6th grade! And hed MARRIEDand taken his wifes name. His now-dead wifeOut of respect for her hed never changed it. Nick was so PROUD of Matt, he thought now as he stood behind a camera at Membrane studios, helping his friend out as Matth
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Invader Zim
Insanity and Stuff Part I Chapter 6
Woo! I'm back! Enjoy the next chapter.Again, Invader Zim is not mine. It belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, who also made the amazingly hilarious comic Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Man, I love that comic!Anyway, to the story.Chapter 6: Ready or NotThe bus pulled up in front of Skool and the children didn't hesitate. They scrambled out the windows and forced the doors open before Zim's crazy green dog coul
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 20
A/N: In which an unwieldy amount of text is spent describing the Conveyor Belt Planet and its inhabitants. Oh, wellI enjoyed writing it all and I think it's pretty good, so I hope you do too.It's occurred to me that the basic "feel" of this fic has kinda changed over time, and I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing. Has anyone else noticed this? And if so, d'you think it's been a good or bad
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Invader Zim
Zim Meets The Fangirls Chapter 7
A/NSorry guys, youll have to wait for the updateIm so sorry,but Im so tired right now, and Im starting a new story, so allmy happy juice has gone into the other one.. Ill try to updatetomorrow, but otherwise I will be busy, my happy juice supply is downand I have to wait till I get a new batch. Please understandIcant believe this, it feels like Im abandoning you. Again, Imsorryplease feel free to
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Invader Zim
Amethyst and Ruby Chapter 2
Gr, sorry. Been having trouble with this one. Im back now, though! :D I've been working on some character development and such. I'm trying to clean up the stuff on hiatus right now, and update all of my stories so YAY!!!! As you'll notice, I'm making an attempt to change some perspectives on the Tallest. Anyway, to the story!PS - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!"Ehh... Good morning, Red."I let out a l
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Invader Zim
Awaken to blood Chapter 1
andso as you can see, going to Venus is impossible, because of theHORRIBLE acid rain. Which will melt your DISGUSTING childish flesh.Therefore spilling your innards all over, then you INNARDS will melt,and it will be your doom. Finally finished with her horrifyinglecture, Ms Bitters glanced around the classroom noticing that mostof the children had not even realized that she had finished thelesson
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 21
Oh, the wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round! Allll daaaay looooong!A ROOM WITH A MOOSESo, how was your vacation last month? Ms. Bitters inquired of Nick as he sipped some hot cocoa (yes, hed brought his own, only an IDIOT would be willing to drink the stuff they had THERE).Ah, me and Kelsey just lied on the beach, watched
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Invader Zim
Insanity and Stuff Part I Chapter 7
Welcome to another chapter of Insanity and Stuff!! And little girl-GROWN UP, I am afraid that Liz cannot accept your *doughnut* because she has much more stuff to blow up yet ^_^ (But hopefully your house isn't one of them)But I'll have it, if you don't mind =) I love *doughnuts*...And, just as a side note, I will probably be renaming some of the chapters. My imagination has returned from vacation
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 21
A/N: I almost forgot to do one of these. Hmm...Up until now, I haven't mentioned my two newer betas, one official and one unofficial; Alohilani on FFnet (the official) and Teufel-Hof on LJ (the unofficial). Thank you both SO much. You give awesome advice and you're awesome friends to boot.So, now for chapter 21. I hope you enjoy, and please remember to review! (And really, I know there are a lot o
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Invader Zim
Zim Meets The Fangirls Chapter 8
A/N: WelcomeIm really sorry I kept you waiting so long. A lot of you guys have been asking for Gaz, Tak, Gir, and even Jhonen! I have forgotten Gaz and Tak and Gir, but will only put them in this chapter and random intervals. Jhonen will only be in this chapter, because he would definitely not approve of many of the other things I am planning. I am skipping the REVIEW REPLIES this update. But I of
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Invader Zim
Amethyst and Ruby Chapter 3
Listenguys.Asmuch as I appreciate this PLEASE CONTINUE PLZPLZPLZPLZ junk,Im just taking a break.Imwrapped up in personal stuff Ive kept away from FanFiction.AndI know Im going to get five hundred PMs asking about it.Sohere it is.MyUncle went back to our hometown for Rehab, promising that any of thechecks from work he received there he would send here.Hedid not keep his word, and for us, the winter
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Invader Zim
A Dib and Erin Story Chapter 5
Authors Note: Jhonen Vasquez is the owner of all things IZ. I own nothing. NOTHING! Erprepare yourself for HORRIBLE DOOM! Mmmwahhahaa! OkayPlease no flames and enjoy! Thanks. Disclaimer: This is Dib/Erin. DaEr! YA for DIBNESS! - - Chapter Five- -It was about five am...I think.My head hurt in so many ways...I can't explain the pain. For a moment...I thought I was dead. I couldn't hear a sound, I c
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Invader Zim
Awaken to blood Chapter 2
GIRlooked around the room happily and grinned. Today was the angrymonkey special, where instead of just ONE monkey growling, TWOmonkeys were growling. GIR turned on the TV, and then went into thekitchen to make some popcorn. POP-A-DEE CORN! he giggled. Oncetons of black smoke filled the kitchen, GIR took the popcorn out.Now ta get Master, he thought. Normally he wouldntreally care whether Zim was
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim The Series Chapter 22
Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was-he? :)HAMSTERGEDDONBRIIIING! It was two days after Nick's trip to the press conference, and they expected him to come into the class happy that he'd made a Republican cry. What they GOT...was something much different.CLAAAAAASS!!!Nicks voice rang out angrily and everyone straightened up to see a visible pillar of f
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Invader Zim
Insanity and Stuff Part I Chapter 8
This chapter will be short and the start of it boring, but it's going to get a little interesting at the end. So read on!Do I have to kep saying it? It saddens me to say that I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM!Chapter 8: Power SourceDib trudged up the muddy path, rain tapping his trench coat lightly. He had shared a tent with Kai last night because Gaz and Liz were both, well, wreird. It had startd pouring
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Invader Zim
In Short Supply Chapter 22
A/N: It is almost not-Friday in my part of the world. I'm sorry for the late update. I thought getting out of school would mean more time to work on fic. Instead, it means more time to be lazy.And by the gods, I've been lazy. It is a glorious feeling.Anyway, here's chapter 22. I hope you enjoy, and please remember to review!xxxxxIn Short SupplyFuzzy FeelingsxxxAn excerpt from a document written by
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Invader Zim
Zim Meets The Fangirls Chapter 9
A/N: Hey peoples! I am delightfully filled with happy juice right nowand no homework! Yay! Anyway, I am very sorry that I cant do Review Replies but I know you know I know that youve been waiting for this update for a looooooooooooonnnnnnngggg time. And the score for the last two chapters were Dib, one and Zim, one. They haves a tie! Yaaaayyyy!!! Oh, and I have heard your guys votes on who to choo
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Invader Zim
Irksome Chapter 1
Hello! Blackfuzzdevil here with my first Invader Zim fanfiction!Disclaimer: I do not own Zim, yadda-yadda. If I did, you think I'd be here? If you really want to sue, all you'll get are student loans.He had no idea it was going to rain. The earth weather forecaster never said anything about the sudden spring storm that popped up, rolling black clouds over the city with impossible speeds. Zim barle
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Invader Zim
A Dib and Erin Story Chapter 6
Authors Note: Jhonen Vasquez is the owner of all things IZ. I own nothing. NOTHING! Erprepare yourself for HORRIBLE DOOM! Mmmwahhahaa! OkayPlease no flames and enjoy! Thanks. Disclaimer: This is Dib/Erin. DaEr! YA for DIBNESS! - - Chapter Six- -As much as her back and ribs hurt, Erin sat with her back against the couch, sitting indian style at the computer. Dib sat behind her on the couch, sittin
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