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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 6
Everyone was alreadypresent at the conference table when Fry came bounding in. Hermeslooked up from his stack of papers long enough to give the deliveryboy a disapproving look and then went back to collating. Everyoneelse just continued staring idly into space, obviously wishing theywere somewhere else.Fry stopped a few feetfrom the door, confused by what he saw. He was ten minutes late,which was
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 7
What in da name ofJah is goin on out here!Hermes, it- itsnot what it looks like. Fry gently pulled himself away fromLeelas grasp and turned to face the bureaucrat, who was walkingacross the empty street. As The Jamaican reached the curb Fry couldsee the fire of righteous bureaucratic wrath glowing in his eyes.Well dats arelief, cuz for a second I thought you and Bender were standinaround fraterniz
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 8
It took another tenminutes to bring Amy up to speed. The other PE crew membersinterrupted from time to time with questions, still not quite surewhat to make of everything they were being told.So how long do weave before dese flying brains of yers get here? Hermes asked.Just under fivehours. If we dont do something soon, all life on the planet isdoomed.By Jah, itsArmageddon!The Professor crossedhis
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 9
Fry and Bender madetheir way through the streets of New New York with Leela's franticpet. Bender, arms straight out in front, carried Nibbler firmly withboth hands. Every once in awhile the bending robot would utter astring of low curses as Nibbler renewed his effort to free himself. By the time the trio had rounded the last corner and had come intoview of the Planet Express building it was all Fr
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 10
Leela pounded theelevator button with her fist. The doors rumbled shut, and thecompartment started to descend. Her brief hadnt gone well. Everthe politician, Mayor Poopenmeyer had decided on inaction as hisresponse to the coming invasion. He had listened intently enough toLeelas story, and had even seemed ready to believe her, but whenit came time to decide on a plan for the city, Poopenmeyer had
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 11
The city was in a stateof chaos. The rumors of an imminent invasion had been confirmed byreports of a large scale war going on in orbit, and panic had ensues. For some reason, that meant that the whole of downtown was beingransacked, despite limited police presence.Leela dodged a manbotcarrying a television. Cameron and the lieutenant were on her heels. Poor Fry, having already run his fair share
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 12
The DOOP was losingground. Of the two hundred and fifteen capital ships that had beendeployed in Earths defense, only thirty three remained. Thedefenders slow defeat was becoming a rout, and if a difficultdecision needed to be made. As much as it pained her to admit,Cameron knew that Earth was lost. There was nothing more that couldbe done that would do any good, and there were several thousand ot
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 13
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Chapter 11Frybacked out of the room. Letting the hammer he was carrying fall tothe floor with a clatter, the delivery boy slumped to the floor.Numbly he tried to piece together what he had just overheard. Most ofit was that crazy scifi gibberish that you get in a bad space movie,but the Professors last sentence had been clear as a bell.Sothatswhat Leela was hiding from me, he realized,
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The Leelazarus Effect Chapter 14
The buffeting from herships power dive into the atmosphere was unbelievable. Leelapulled up on the stick with all her strength, but the PE ship hadmore momentum than shed figured. The leapt up at her, but stillthe ships nose barely moved from the vertical. Then, somewherebetween I can see my house from here altitude and Oh my godwere all going to die altitude, the air got a purchase on theships un
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When Futurama meets Family Guy Chapter 1
WhenFuturama Meets Family GuyChapter1: The Good NewsProfessorFarnsworth looked proudly at the Planet Express crew and exclaimed,Good news, everyone!Youregetting married? Fry asked. Farnsworth replied, Nice try, Fry.The real news is that I invented a portal that can zap us to Quahog,where our competitor show Family Guy takes place!Sowhy is that good news? asked Leela .Because,said Farnsworth, I hav
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When Futurama meets Family Guy Chapter 2
Chapter2: Benders 10,000 drinks Afterthe Griffins exchanged autographs with the Planet Express crew,Bender asked, Hey fatty, is there a place to purchase alcoholaround here?.Peteranswered, Sure. Weve got a bar called The Drunken Clam.Benders eyes lit up as he demanded, Take me there NOW! .Peterhad plans to meet Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland at the bar, so he tookBender along. Once he and Bender got
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When Futurama meets Family Guy Chapter 3
Chapter3: Fry vs. The Evil MonkeyBackat the Griffin house, Fry burped as he sat on the couch watching T.V.Chris then walked into the room and saw Fry using his remote. Theyfight angrily, until Fry then exclaims, THATS IT! I am going tosleep in your closet.Chrisstared at him and replied, But an evil monkey named MichaelJackson II lives in my closet! Fry replied, Yeah right. Like Iam ever going to b
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No Second Chances Chapter 1
Author's Note: I don't own Futurama or anything to do with it, and this is strictly a nonprofit only thing.Timeline: Post-Bender's Big Score. If you haven't seen it, then stop reading because there are obviously spoilers below. Another unhappy one-shot from me, and the same warnings apply for this as for most of my other stories. Despite the title, it has nothing to do with A Second Chance whatsoe
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The Real Fry Chapter 1
Author's Note: I don't own Futurama or anything to do with it, and this is strictly a non-profit only thing.Timeline: Pre-The Sting. I wanted to write something a bit more positive after No Second Chances and it shouldn't be as depressing as most of my other works..It was another ordinary day at Planet Express, at least in the mind of Turanga Leela. Having worked for the delivery company for years
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Benders adventure Chapter 1
1Disclaimer:pearl of darkness does not own Futurama.Benders adventurePlanetExpress had been going bankrupt and Bender had taken what he could toabandon everyone working there. He had gone off to the strip cluband found a lady robot. The robot lady was a robot named Hookabot5000. She was a slim robot with puffy black metallic hair and wastall. She always wore hoop earrings and is very talkative.Not
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The Mark of the Zapper Chapter 1
The Mark of theZapperJohn you know hedoesnt have a chance to make it through the DOOP officer program.He repeated kindergarten 4 times! Marie Brannigan beggedher husband.Damn it Marie, thisis our chance to get rid of him..forever. Dont you remember howbad it was raising the moron? Who cares, if he fails Im sure theDOOP will find him some outlandish, meaningless battle to fight in.John Brannigan re
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The Mark of the Zapper Chapter 2
After the hover taxidropped him off outside of the DOOP Academy, he found himself in afamiliar position, lost. He spotted what he thought was a half manhalf fish security guard, the Zapper approached him.Excuse me, Pops,could you tell me how to get to building 1? Brannigan asked themermaid/human crossPops? Who the hellare you calling Pops maggot? The middle aged uniformed man-fishbegan to bark. I
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The Mark of the Zapper Chapter 3
Brannigan wanderedaround the academy for nearly an hour before he found the same manthat had yelled at him earlier.Say sir, where can aguy get lunch around this doofus ridden instituition? Zach asked. Lunch? What thehell does this look like a Fishy Joes? Get your ass to theorientation building nowwait a minute. What the hell are youwearing? SPACE POPE ALIVE! Is that a womans uniform? Where thehell
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The Mark of the Zapper Chapter 4
Brannigan, clad in aDOOP female issue mini skirt uniform and Kiff made there way througha lush forest. The sounds of birds chirping and insects buzzingdenied silence from occurring.Uh, Brannigan, whereare we going? Kiff gasped, he wasnt used to such long hikes.Simple, my Greekfriend. We are looking for food, or have you forgotten already?Brannigan answered.They had been hikingthrough the woods, wh
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The Mark of the Zapper Chapter 5
Cadet Kroaker and CadetBrannigan had been lost in the woods for nearly 2 days. CommandantHartman was going over the reports on his desk. Never in the 240years of service had the academy had a student go AWOL. Brannigan wasfound nude, roaming the woods and tripped up on some unknownhallucinogen. The reports stated that he had committed two forms ofsexual perversion to an oak tree.Sir, Cadet Kroaker
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The Mark of the Zapper Chapter 6
Zapp Brannigan clutchedhis aching neck. After nearly a week in the infirmary he had finallybeen released to attend the commandants funeral. It had taken 3of the Commandants staff members to pry open the kung fu grip ofis cold, dead fingers. The entire academy was present for theCommandants funeral at the newly constructed Orbiting Meadows. TheCommandant was being buried to another hero of Earth, S
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Frys adventure Chapter 1
1Disclaimer:pearl of darkness does not own Futurama.Frys adventureAsyou know, Planet Express is going bankrupt and so its time thatFry has an adventure of his own. It all started that one day whenFry was sitting in the park drinking slurm.Aball had come flying towards his head and he had dropped the can ofslurm that he was drinking. Immediately, a dog came and started tolap up the cola. The dog se
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Paradox Lost Chapter 1
Author's Note: I don't own Futurama or anything to do with it, and this is strictly a non-profit only thing.This story takes place during Bender's Big Score, but with some big differences. There are obviously spoilers within, so don't read if you haven't seen the movie and don't want just about everything ruined..Fry was hungry and depressed, which was never a good combination.The toil of escaping
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Little Things Chapter 1
Leela sighed as sheleaned against the railing of the ship. God, how she hated thatidiot. If she could take back just one act shed ever committed,it would have been sleeping with him. It was one of her fewregrets, but boy was it a big one. And he never failed to remind herof it every time she was around him. Her brow furrowed, she tore offthe stupid tiara he stuck on her head for whatever stupid re
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What If Chapter 1
Yes, another Secret Saturday Story by Scarpaw! This is basically my idea of how Zak's life and the series would be if Zak hadn't known his parents were cryptozoologists! So, yeah, read the story...Disclaimer: I dont own the Secret SaturdaysChapter 1Jordan Reich, get back here young man! A woman yowled furiously from down a hallway in a school. Said offender didnt hesitate in his running until he s
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the planet express delivery Chapter 1
The Planet Express DeliveryIt was another day in the year of 3003 at the planet express. When naked Fry was sleeping on the top of the round table and Bender beside him was drinking his 99th beer. In the other side of the table Leela and Hermes were checking the papers if there were any deliveries to send. Meantime Doctor Zoidberg had a brain surgery practice to do where Amy volunteered for it. As
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Their Very Own Happy Ending Chapter 1
As the crowd filed outof the theatre, Fry slumped back into the rickety chair, downcast. The only sound was the rustle of bodies as frowning audience membersshuffled out of the seats and made their ways for the exits. Muttersof discontent could still be heard as the last spectators abandonedthe performance and the auditorium doors thudded shut. The PlanetExpress crew stood up and made their ways t
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Captured by a Buffoon Chapter 1
Alison stared at the man before her with total admiration, not even in the slightest bit interested with the food in front of her. She hardly noticed the clatter of 100s of knives and forks or the antics of rowdy men as she listen to her hero recount the tale of how he led his men to defeat therampaging Kill bots that threatened Octillian system.You see Kill bots have a preset kill limit. Knowing
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Awakening Chapter 1
A/N: This fic was originally written in October of 2005. I just found it gathering dust on my HD. Just another of my silly one-shots.AWAKENINGThe sun was just rising in the city of San Francisco when a monotone, disembodied voice began to shout, Another day, another sack of money! The miserable figure which at the moment found itself beneath green sheets grunted and stuck its head under the also g
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Biogenesis Chapter 1
Youresitting in a diner across the street and to the left of the grocersmarket that is the human mind, a narrator speaks over a backgroundof stars, Suddenly you realize that a bear is sitting in the boothbehind you, or that youre being watched by tiny aliens orsomething. You ask for a check to leave, but you have alreadyentered The Scary Door.Thecamera cuts to show a cabin in the middle of the woo
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The Frying Game Chapter 1
TITLE:Sex, War, and RobotsDISCLAIMER: All glory to Matt Groening and David X. Cohen.RATING:Call it a hard T."Itell ya, without the love of a good woman, ya got nothin',"Bender philosophized brashly and very loudly. "Why, if I didn'thave the floozies beating down my door, I would have jumped into thebiggest volcano of the volcano planet Volkono years ago. Yes,siree...""Bender,please!" the Professor
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Mechanical Paranoia Chapter 1
Notes: I do not own Futurama. If I did I would have Matt Groening write this.- 010101110110000101101011011001010111010101110000 010 11000100001001100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010010 0001 -In the darkness of the closet-sized room, something metallic twisted and turned. In a mid-toned voice it murmured incoherently and shuttered until the gears inside rattled against its metal skin. Then i
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After the Opera Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama.After the OperaChapter 1: Girl on the StreetFry thought writing an opera for Leela would be the best way to win her love. So he tried his best playing the holophone. He took classes and practiced every night, with Leela being his inspiration, but no matter now much he practiced he still played bad. Maybe it was because he got nervous, but Frys music teacher claimed
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Ignorance Chapter 1
Summary: A FryxBender (AKA Fender) drabble. Not much of a summary to give.Warnings: Robosexual pairing (hehe). FryxBender slash. Everything else is clean.Rating: K Plus for slash/robotxhuman pairing.Disclaimer: I don't own Futurama. Just three tons of merchandise...Author's Note: First Id like to say that this is, for the last time, a FryxBender pairing fic. If you don't like the pairing, I'm very
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Almost Valentines Day Chapter 1
Author's Note: I don't own Futurama. I wish I did, but I don't. And if you don't like Zoidberg, Amy, Fry, "Put Your Head On My Shoulder", Jupiter's moon Europa, or the idea of ZoidbergxAmy fluff, then don't read this. Happy almost-Valentine's Day.Inside Amy's car in the back seat, Zoidberg was eating away at the contents inside the picnic basket. Fry had invited him on a secluded picnic he was hav
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Other Side Of The World Chapter 1
A/N: Hello, all. Well, Im trying out a Futurama fic. Ive never written a Futurama fanfic before. Im rather excited about this. But, as mentioned, it is my first, so dont kill me if its kinda bad. And Ill tell you right now, Fry is OOC. Hes not as adorably stupid. Hes more like adorably sad. Anyway, on with it!Disclaimer: If I owned Futurama, you can believe that Id be the happiest person in the wo
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Scruffy The Man The Myth The Janitor Chapter 1
It waspretty quiet that evening in the year of 3008; the earth had beensaved thanks to Bender, Fry, Leela and the rest of the PE crew. Theyalways were the heroes and the main attraction for something in thePlanet Express Company.Scruffynever really seemed bothered by this however. He kept to himself alot, no one really knew why; no one really cared enough to thinkabout it. No one ever visited the
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Another Other Chapter 1
Warnings:A wee bit o language and a questionable pairing. Youllprobably figure it out pretty quick. ;DDisclaimer:I don't own Futurama. Just three tons of merchandise... sad face--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-IncomingTransmissionMyfellow Nibblonians:Salutations.My sincerest apologies for the tardiness of this message; there hasbeen an unforeseen change in the mission. I
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All Good Things Chapter 1
I've only seen the first five episodes, but that's OK, right?BenderxFry robosexual-ness, so if you don't like than what the hell are you doing here? Read and review, kthxbye. Itwas nearly seven o clock; and Bender was late.Baby,come on, he whined into the comm. Just wait a little longer,please!Asa tinny voice came over the speaker, the majority of the PE crewlounged in various positions inside the
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Metal Heart Chapter 1
Hey Everyone! Iam NightmareBeforeChristmasFreak, and I have been a fan of Futuramafor a while now. So Im just going to take a shot at writing a fanfiction on it. Bender is pretty much my favorite charactersoyeah. If you guy have any constructive criticism, or pointers, orideas for me I would love to hear them! This is my first Futuramafanficiton though, so please dont shoot me if its bad. BENDERRO
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Metal Heart Chapter 2
Hello everyone! Just wanted to say thank you to the epitome of randomness, and Fortsto reviewing my first chapter! Thanks! Anyway, heres my secondchapter. Enjoy!The shade over Benderseyes slowly rose up as he started to reboot himself.What theuh, myhead. He said as he rubbed his metal head. He sat up from the redcouch he was on. He soon realized though after looking around theroom for about ten se
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Metal Heart Chapter 3
YOU GUYS ROCK! Thanks for all the awesome reviews! You guys make it so enjoyablefor me to update! Thank you to Forts (yes, you should berecognized!), Whoa its Jessicaa, tomboyishgirl108, and DisneyBlue02(thanks for all the cool ideas!) for reviewing my story! Yourreviews make me smile! Hope you enjoy my next chapter!Alrighthmmmwow! You got some good mileage on this ship! As Cindy lay under thespac
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