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Metal Heart Chapter 4
Hey everyone! Sorry about the slow updates! Im tying anyway thanks again forall the awesome reviews from DisneyBlue02, Forts, andtomboyishgirl108Im not even kidding when I say you guysrock. Enjoy!Hello everyone! Cindy practically shouted as she found her way to the bridge. Ihope everyones ready for a hard day of workin! The onlyresponse she relieved was the snoring of Fry as he slept on a chair.He
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Metal Heart Chapter 5
SUP EVERYONE! Okay so once again to all of my super cool reviewers, thank you! Thank you to Whoa its Jessica (thanks for the cool idea, I wasactually thinking about it going that way myself! But I decided Ijust wanted him to be roboteasier you know? But thanks! If youhave any more AWESOME ideas I would totally love to hear them!),DisneyBlue02 (thanks again for the correct Spanish!),tomboyishgirl10
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Metal Heart Chapter 6
Hola everybody! Againthank you to all my superawesome reviewers! CrystalSlashLover, bdlywrttn, tomboyishgirl108,DisneyBlueO2 (thanks again for the awesome idea!), Forts, and Woahits Jessicaa! Sorry about slow updates! But to make it up to youguys, I made this chapter a little bit longer. Hope you all Enjoy!HeyCindy. Leela sad, as she notice her co-worker come through thedoor.Ohhey Leela!Goshwellyo
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Metal Heart Chapter 7
AAAHHH!!!! I am so sorry everyone!!!! I know Ihavent updated in forever, but please dont hate me! Ivebeen super busy! School has been seriously stressing me out, and Imworking on the play. Anyway, thank you to all of my awesomereviewers, DisneyBlue02, tomboyishgirl108, bdlywrttn,CrystalSlashlover, and Forts! Also just wanted to say thanks to DisneyBlue02whose idea helped me write this chapter. Tha
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Metal Heart Chapter 8
Hola everybody! So thank you to all my superawesome reviewers, CrystalSlashlover, Forts, tomboyishgirl108,microwaved noodles, and bdlywrttn. Hope youll enjoy this chapter!Benderwalked into Planet Express, and tiredly plopped down on one of thebenches next to the lockers. He hadnt been able to sleep allnight. All he could think about was Cindy with thatthatguy,doing who knows what.Wellatleast she p
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Prison of Glass Chapter 1
BecauseFry has to feel something,right?---------------------Beforeyou contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor tounderstand him.GeorgeSantayana---------------------Itis a simple thing to forget just how very old he is.Physically,of course, hes simply another young man. Cocky, and dumb, and witha kind heart that can always find someone to love.Buthe knows. Fry knows.Lateat night i
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Bend and Flexo a Fembots life Chapter 1
FUTURAMAFUTURAMAFLEXAND BEND IN MY LIFECHAPTER 1FIVE FRIENDSIn New-New York,the town central was crowded and busy. Five women walked throughtown, taking a break from the men at Planet Express.Insidea clothes shop, Leela browsed through the shirts on the rail.HmmWhatshould I buy? She asked herself. She turned around and called forher Fembot friend she knew since high school.Sallie,what t-shirt suit
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Bend and Flexo a Fembots life Chapter 2
CHAPTER TWOCHAPTERTWOBENDSAND TWISTSSALLIEPOVAtPlanet Express, Leela, Amy, Robyn, Natasha and I came back. Fry andBender sat on the couch watching T.V.Wereback! Natasha said cheerfully. Fry and Bender looked up.Whathave you got? Anything for us? Fry asked. We all narrowed our eyesonto them. Fry giggled nervously. I sighed and rolled my eyes and gotout a beer bottle I bought earlier for my Bender.
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A Moment of Vulnerability Chapter 1
I haven't posted anything in at least a year, so if anyone waited on me i'm sorry... it's been hectic. I might keep up the Inuyasha fics but i really don't know. In the meantime enjoy thisWith a defeated sigh, she let her shoulders slump and dropped her exhausted body onto the edge of her still unmade bed. There was nothing left to do but cradle her head in the safety of her hands. She concentrate
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Resident Future Chapter 1
Resident FutureBy: DJ LegacyFry and Bender are sitting on the couch, drinking beer and watching TV as usual. Fry presses the channel up button on the remote.There is no explination for these- says a news anchor. Fry presses the channel up button on the remote.Oh serious attack on- says a wrestler announcer. Fry presses the channel up button.People who are being- says another anchor. Fry presses th
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Moon Worms Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama. They belong to the great one Matt Groening. And Fox I guess.Moon worms are commonly found on the moon and not so commonly in American Military bases and the subways of New Jersey. They are a shy creature, despite growing to a length of between 50-70 metres. They feast on moon cheese found just below the surface of the moons crust, which they get at by tunnelling un
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Dolomite Heart Chapter 1
O.k. Im probably in deep shit forwriting this, as I already have 4 fanfics in the doing, but I had towrite it. This is also a warning, as due to the fact that I have 3other fics to write for I might not update for a while, but firstchance I get I will, dont worry!Anyway, this is my4th fanfic, and its a Bender and Fry romance fic. Dontlike? Dont read! I wont take any flames for this fic due to thec
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Dolomite Heart Chapter 2
Authors notes atbottom of page. Speaking- Thinking Disclaimer: If Iowned Futurama then why the hell would I be writing fanfiction onit?!0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o02. Best FriendsCome on Bender,lets go home.I say, walking awayfrom the park. I hear him get up behind me a few seconds later,muttering to himself, but Im too far away to distinguish what hessaying. I hear him walk after me, keeping hi
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Dolomite Heart Chapter 3
Hello one and allHelloone and all. I hope seeing an alert mentioning an update for thisstory has not shocked you into a coma, or else you wont be able toread my message.Anyway.To start off, no, this is not a new chapter. And no, Im notwriting to say I have discontinued the story. I actually bear goodnews! Finally, after nearly 15 months of inactivity, my DolomiteHeart plot bunny has given itself a
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I Trust You Chapter 1
I Trust You.
Of the Lesser Known Bender/Fry Romance Genre- you got a problem with that?
Warning: It's kind of... amoral? Twisted?Two sat on a tattered old couch, the robot popping two bottles of beer from his chest compartment. It might have been their second, but it was probably their fifth.I just dont understand it! cried the human, curled into the corner of the cushions. Not even the
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Three More Great Recipes By Elzar Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Futurama. I am eagerly waiting the day the copyright runs out so I can claim it for myself and do diabolical things (Insert evil laugh here). It currently belongs to the great one Matt Groening. And I think Fox has something to do with it as well.Moon Worm Filet sauted in Moon Cheese Sauce By ElzarFrom the traditional Martian recipe, for your dining pleasure, the only way
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Three More Great Recipes By Elzar Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama. It belongs to the great one, Matt Groening. I think Fox washes his car or something.Brain Slug Salad.Ingredients:5 Freshly picked Brain Slugs (Make sure you use garlic shampoo before picking, and wear a hat)6 Bottles Tabasco Sauce2 Heaping bowls of SaltThe Blood of a human (Freshly drained preferred, canned suitable)7 Bottles of Tequila (youll only need one bottle
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Of Robots and Humans Chapter 1
A/N:Ive always kinda wondered about why Bender was still friends withFry after in one episode, it shows the view through a bender unitseyes and when placed on Fry, it says to befriend, steal money, andleave in a ditch.OfRobots and HumansBenderstood in the meter wide space of his apartment, running in sleepmode. As anyone of the year 3000 knew, sleep mode for a robot didntcontain the robot equivale
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Rejection and Love Chapter 1
Author's note: Well, here it is. My very first fanfiction... Hm. You know, I thought I'd have more to say than just this. Oh well... Anyway, this fanfic. contains an alcoholic beverage, a swear word, and love between a man and a robot. If you don't like that... Well, no one's forcing you to read this! ...Are they? If so, then I'm quite sorry for your predicament. But, really, there's nothing I can
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 1
AttentionPassengers, Your flight will be landing in 5 minutes please fastenyour seatbelts and put your possessions in the stowaway position forthe remainder of the flight.I couldnt believeit. I was finally going back to New New York! I had run off toPlontonia 5 three years ago and had settled down in a suburban housenear Techulana. My boss gave me an X-mas bonus and I decided to spendit on a trip
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Futurama, other people like Matt Groening and David CohenOnce inside of Frys car there was a long awkward silence. Fry saw this problem and immediately addressed it.Leela, this is the beautiful and amazing Chantel. Chantel, this is the girl I was telling you about earlier. I thought that she might want to come with us tonight.Chantel grinned, Oh Leela, its great to finally
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 3
The only good thing about this dinner was the food. Spaghetti is the only thing thats going to make me happy right now!I mean look at them. It looks like theyve forgot Im still here.I could try to concentrate on eating, but I cant. Its too hard not to look at them.I feel so unloved right now, I think that Id gladly switch with Zoidburg.The truth is, I don't mind sharing this dinner at all. I don't
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 4
When I got to Amys apartment, I found her fast asleep so I tried not to disturb her. I carefully slipped on my pajamas and crawled out onto the balcony to do a bit of thinking.Whats going on with me?Its strange that I reacted this way about his girlfriend. Im not supposed to care. Im not supposed to feel insecure. Im not supposed to get jealous. If anything, I should be happy for him, right? Cause
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 5
After brunch, me and Amy went down to the planet express building so that Amy could report for work. Everyone was already gathered at the conference table. Oh my goodness, this brought back a lot of memories! The professor hobbled into the room. He was looking very weak and frail since the last time Id seen him. He had lost about 20 pounds and appeared to be malnourished and sickly. Sadly, I didnt
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 6
When we got to the mall, Amy immediately ran into the wedding store, called The Hitched Bitch Inside there was a desk, a couch with an adjoining table, and the walls were covered with wedding photographsAmy! Dahling! A middle aged woman wearing a shawl and black pants ran out from behind the desk and hugged Amy. Her thick brown hair was up in a very neat braided bun.I presume that these are ze fri
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 7
The next day was a Saturday so Amy didnt have to go to work. I decided to go visit Bender. Fry was out bowling with one of his other friends, so it would just be me and Bender. I walked right to their apartment and found Bender watching All My Circuits and drinking beer.Oh, hi Leela. I havent talked to you in ages.Hey Bender. So what are you doing?Trying to find the meaning of my existence what a
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 8
MONIQUE, YOU HAVE TO GO WITH US!I immediately called her after I told Fry that Id only come if Monique came. I explained to her that I'm not going with them if she's not going.I dont know LeelaYou just have to come! It feels so awkward when its just me and them!Then dont go!I dont want to give Fry the impression that I dont want to hang out with him anymore!Monique sighed, Ok, Ill go. But you owe
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 9
The doorbell rang. Me and Chantel both raced to the door. I opened it. A tall handsome redhead stood in the doorway with Monique.Hey ladies. You both look absolutely amazing. Especially you Leela.I could feel my face getting hot as he said that. I wonder why hes acting like this in front of his girlfriendGirls, Ive got some good news. Youre both invited to spend X-mas Eve with me and Bender. Were
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 10
Monique and I came back to our seats. I decided to just enjoy the rest of the night. Im doomed anyways. Why be sad and doomed, when I can be happy and doomed? Besides, I cant frown the whole night. I dont want Fry to suspect that theres something wrong.Where have you been? You missed the best part! Fry asked me.Sorry. I whisperedI put on a casual face and tried to enjoy the movie. It took me awhil
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 11
I guess I slept in the next morning because I woke up to Amy handing me the phone. I grumbled as I looked at the clock. It was 11:20.Hello?Hi Leela, its Fry.Hi! Why did you call?I was thinking about what you said last night. Are you positive youre Ok?Yes Fry, Im fine. It was really sweet of you to call.I was really worried about you. You know Leela, I think Id die if anything were to happen to you
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 12
Hello? Steve? Hi, its Amy! Remember Leela, my friend that I was telling you about? The one with one eye? Well, I think it's time for you to meet each other!" Biting my lower lip, I anticipated of what she had to say. "How about a dinner at 8 pm? Sounds good? Alright, Bye! She faced me. Were all set. she said, placing the phone back to its cradle.Thanks! I said.8 pm, well have a double date. Ill br
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 13
Steve and Kif were already waiting for us when Amy and I arrived at the restaurant."Hello Leela, I havent seen you for quite some time." Kif said."Hey Kif. Im glad that you and Amy are finally getting married." I said.Leela, this is Steve. Steve, my friend Leela. Amy said.Hi! Nice to meet you! I said to him. Amy's right. Hes a hottie! Definitely not a dork.Nice to meet you! You look wonderful!Than
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 14
WELCOME TO CHAPTER 14!!Lol. This has been a pretty stressful month, relationship problems, family issues, etc.But now Im armed with a caramel latte and Im am not going to stop writing until I finish this chapter!!Oh yah, happy Fourth of July everyone! Personally its my favorite holiday because Im a bit of a pyromaniac and love the fireworks. I even talked my dad into driving me up to Wyoming this
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One Week Changes Everything Chapter 15
Its 8:00Just two more hours until my flight.At this point, it looks impossible for me to say goodbye to Fry. Hes getting ready for the party right now and I have no time to stop by. I have to come up with something.This is ridiculous. This was like when I left 3 years ago. Except that this time, I think its my turn to cry.Leela, are you ready? Amy asked. We just finished loading my suitcase into h
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I Have Heard the Mermaids Singing Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama in this or any parallel reality Im aware of.Fry, the sand mixing with his toes, walked cautiously towards the ever-shifting line where the Atlantic Ocean embraced the dry land. She couldnt have picked a more secluded spot, he said to himself, the wind buffeting his hair points. The whole beach is emptynobody around for miles. Of course, the fact that its November ma
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I have seen the future and I will never own Futurama.Gosh, its dark. Dark and blurry. How can it be dark and blurry at the same time? Where am I? I need to get out of this placesave Leelabut my legs wont move! My arms wont move either! Urrghgruntwhy wont my limbs move? I can wiggle my nose just fineHelp!Nothings happening. I guess nobody heard me. For that matter, I dont think I heard
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 2
In the corridor outside Frys hospital room, Leela strained to keep her venom in check. I hope youre pleased with yourself, she snapped at the grinning Captain Brannigan.When have you ever known me to not be? said Zapp.You ordered a shipment of Triskaidekaline 13, said the indignant cyclops, a chemical weapon banned by interplanetary treaties. What exactly were you intending to do with it?Zapp only
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 3
Bender, youve been pacing for half an hour, Hermes chided the robot. Leave some floor for the rest of us, mon.A mist of anxiety hung over the Planet Express lounge. Amy and the Professor have been really quiet, Leela observed. I hope they havent given up.Have faith, my friend, said Zoidberg from behind his mouth flaps. Give up is not part of Professor Farnsworths vocabulary.Neither is stop or youl
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 4
Farnsworth and Amy emerged from the lab with pleased smiles. Good news, everyone! they announced to the people waiting in the lounge.Im finally glad to hear that, said Leela.Have you invented something that will help Fry to lead a normal life? Hermes asked the pair.Even better, said the Professor proudly. Show them, Amy.As they watched in amazement, the girl in the pink sweatsuit vanished in a puf
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 5
Amy was the first to cry out. Fry, stop! What are you doing?The copper-haired hologram didnt bother to glance at her. I cant take another day of being trapped in my own body, he grumbled. I want to die! His physical form showed no sign of struggling as the pillow blocked its air passages.Sweet suicide of Telluride! said Hermes.Dont do it, please! begged Leela.Youll only hurt your case! said the ch
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 6
Whats wrong with this thing? thought Fry. Its like the universe doesnt want me to die.A rude pounding shook the booth, accompanied by an abrasive male voice. Hurry it up in there! Some of us have places to go!With a dejected groan the Fry hologram pushed the door open, walked out of the suicide chamber, and found himself face to faces with a green-skinned, two-headed alien. Good luck, he said to t
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The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry Chapter 7
The Neptunian female stopped in her tracks. Look, up in the sky! she exclaimed to her husband, pointing three arms upward.Its a bird! said a red-headed Irish youth.Its a plane! said his red-headed Irish companion.Its a bird, said the first Irishman.I say its a plane, said the second Irishman with a narrow glare.Its a bird, you ninny!Plane!Bird!Plane!Fry watched the two Irishmen exchange blows from
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