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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Theres No Sympathy For The Red Chapter 1

Bertha Rebecca Tucker was all dressedand ready to go in her favourite pair ofjeans and her favourite hoodie,and had made herself a waffle. She would try to make this day asperfect as possible, so she could try to forget all theimperfections. She wasnt sure if any of her friends would eventalk to her today, or if she would talk to them. She took the finalbite of her waffle when the doorbell rang. H

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Theres No Sympathy For The Red Chapter 2

Author's note: I'm just gonna skip theTrack and Feild part, its too boring. And this chapter is somewhatbased on my own Track and Feild day this year (which is when I gotthe idea to write this, I'm just slow) , because all my friends weresitting in a big group, and it was hard for me to really join thegroup, so I just sat and was a loner when I didn't have any events.Also, I know some Track and Fe

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 1

Random and slightlypointless introduction: ...Idon't even like Wendy... I wrote this a really long time ago. I justbrought it out, and edited it a little, and VOILA! I'm on my tenthstory. Yay, double digits! I must be really, really awesome! ...Okay,not really, but I'm awesome for other reasons.Pleasereview, and tell me if I should continue this one.IfI do, I'll bring some girls other than Wendy i

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 2

Random and slightlypointless introduction: And nowthis chapter. I really have no plan for this story. I'm kind of justwriting down whatever comes to mind. So that's why it's not sogood...Review?Please? I want to know if I should quit or not.-------------------------------------------------------------------Eric Cartman satbehind Wendy in Lit. He was pretty good in Lit, so he always figuredhe didn'

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 3

Random and slightlypointless introduction: Andchapter three. I should really have girls other than just Wendy andRed. but I really don't want it to get toocomplicated.Although it does add drama...Anyway, hope you like this chapter, poor Kyle was left out of it.Kyle is so clueless, too...Warning:Ithink there's, like, one swear word... So if you can't deal withthat... That's just sadifyou can't...--

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 4

Random and slightpointless introduction: Iforgot to say this last chapter. This story stars my cat, Jasper. Yayhim!! If you're on this chapter, you should know which character I'mtalking about... Unless there's another cat in my story that I don'tknow about.I'mslightly upset with my cat, though. He woke me up at five yesterdayby knocking my lamp onto my head. But he's just so cute 3 I can'tstay ma

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 5

Random and slightlypointless introduction: Andhere's another chapter. I'm starting to get a little confused by myown story. I keep on forgetting about issues that I was going tocreate or already created. Remind me if I need to resolve something.Warning: Someswearing.----------------------------------------------------------------Butters took a deepbreath and walked up to Wendy. She looks real pret

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 6

Random and slightlypointless introduction: Iofficially have no idea where I am going with this. But do I care?No. I'm just going to continue and see if it gets me anywhere at all.Isn't that fun?Warning: Swearingand mild violence.------------------------------------------------------------------Millie neverparticularly liked Wendy. Mostly because whenever she developed acrush on someone, she would

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Imaginationland The Games Plot Chapter 1

This is a made up video game based upon the Imaginationland trilogy. In the game you play as Butters who has to save Imaginationland from the evil characters and nuclear annihilation. It's a 3D Platformer for the Nintendo Wii and the Playstation 2 and 3. Butters is equipped with a sword, a water gun and other weapons. He also has supernatural powers. This is a non "blood and gore" game. Along the

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

The Merchant of South Park Chapter 1

All characters and events in this fanfiction--even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity descriptions are made up poorly. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and due to its content should not be read by anyone.South Park Y Matt Stone and Trey ParkerThe Merchant of Venice Y William ShakespeareAll right you little faggots, shut the hell up.Mr. Garrison comma

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

The Merchant of South Park Chapter 2

Authors Note: Hey guys! Im glad to see so many people have enjoyed the first chapter of TMSP so much! Its great to read all your reviews after such a long absence. Apologies from Ms. Lazy-Ass Akari for taking so long, but thanks for waiting. The boys of South Park, Colorado appreciate it! So without further ado, I present to you chapter two!All characters and events in this fanfiction--even those

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

La luna y el sol Chapter 1

He reminds me of themoon.He has always been mysterious; They way words roll offhis tongue like a painting in motion. Even when he speaks to me,harsh words or loving whispers, they are smoothly spread onto theblank canvas that is my ears. Though his words are short and blunt,they are many an important piece of the painting. To get amasterpiece, you need many short and blunt strokes. His words never

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Craig and Tweeks adventures of Awesome Chapter 1

OkayIm going to try and make this one pretty long, and make it multichapterItmay take a while for me to upload new chapters because Im lazy DxSowork with me hereImdoing Creek because I havent written a Creek story in a while andI like that paring almost as much as BunnyButdont worry Ill throw Bunny in there because Butters and Tweekwould make the best friends ever and I also love Bunny very very v

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

By Definition Chapter 1

So Im going to give this a shot. Ive always wanted to start my own collection of shorts/drabbles. But for what? What fandom? I dont think Ive ever had this much drive for writing in a while. And I just happen to be into South Park right now. So here goes! My first attempt at SP fic writing.Each short will feature a random pairing or set of characters. (Probably centering around the main four, most

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

By Definition Chapter 2

NEW CONCEPT. NEW TITLE. Yeah, sorry. But it turns out that my brain functions a lot better when Im wide awake (NOT at 4 in the morning when I titled it No Me Digas). I had liked my original title, but thought this idea was better. The spanish phrase seemed too silly to fit some of the fics I plan on writing, probably involving a little fluff, like this one since it involves Bunny. Hope you dont mi

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

By Definition Chapter 3

size ('s)
-noun
physical extent or bulkcharacters/pairings: Stan, Randy, a tiny mention of Kyle (so implied Style?)A/N: A guy friend once told me about how guys are so comfortable comparing their boyish parts and whatnot. So, uh this ficlet talks about penis sizes and comparing sizes about other things in the world. Its a warning. I promise it doesnt get graphic though. No like? No read.

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

By Definition Chapter 4

beast (bist)
-noun
1. the crude animal nature common to humans and the lower animals
2. a cruel, coarse, filthy, or otherwise beastlike personcharacters/pairings: Candy (possibly the only SP het I like)A/N: Oh how I enjoy this pairing. I love it way more than Stendy. I wanted to try and focus more on Wendys standpoint since I know what we already know about Cartmans one-sided affect

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Jew To Be Chapter 1

A/N: Well, this is a random, so yeah, doesn't need to be a hit haha.Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.
"You Guys, Seriously, you have to help me!", Cartman yelled as he ran towards the 3 boys at the bus stop."Why?", asked Stan and Kenny.Kyle just stood there, arms crossed, not bothering to show any concern."My Mom, she's dating someone"."Wow, that's shocking", Kyle began, "I mean, It's not l

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Over Chapter 1

Over"I'm going to stay around forever, Craig!" Kyle yelled, emerald eyes narrowing and glaring straight back into light blue ones. Craig rolled his eyes, folding his arms and leaning back against the door."I know that, Kyle. But you left it until a week later to inform me you were fucking off to California? For college! We were going to go the same college, for fuck sake Kyle. What happened? Plans

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

I thought Chapter 1

I thought..Kyle watched with wide eyes. He had expected it all to happen, everything vanishing within the space of a moment when he thought it meant something. When he thought it meant anything at all for the both of them. But of course, it was one-sided on both the listening and the talking. He thought..Craig Tucker's arms fell around Tweek Tweak's body, pushing him against the wall and keeping t

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

A Girls Life Chapter 1

Cartmanwoke up with a start and he felt that something just didnt feelright, he looked down and saw two lumps protruding from his chest.Thefuck I have fucking boobs? He said patting his chest.Meem!He cried out in that voice of his.Yesmy little poopykins? His mom said popping her head in the doorway.Ihave boobs, He whined.Yessweetie, thats just a part of puberty now get ready for school youdont hav

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

A Girls Life Chapter 2

Okayso we came to school and we were girls right? Cartman said pacingback and forth in front of his chalk board that he had wrote uselessnumbers on.Uhyeah, Stan said.Somaybe theres four girls that turned into boys and all we have todo is find them and demand our man hood back! Cartman said stillpacing.Howare we going to do that? Stan asked.Ifigured that we could go look for four new boys that we d

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

A Girls Life Chapter 3

Itwas the third day of Kyle being a girl and he was starting to enjoyit, he had even joined the cheerleading team to try to get more intothe other girls lives. He waited at the bus stop with Kenny, theother one of the four who enjoyed being a girl, he claims that it isthe life he always wanted. Moments later Stan and Cartman came upgrumbling about how their plan to talk to Chef the night beforedid

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

A Girls Life Chapter 4

Kennystepped into his classroom two days after the fight between hisfriend and Bebe, it was now Friday and the fifth day that they hadbeen girls, he doubted that they would ever change back but he didntmind, he kind of liked it.HeyKendra can I talk to you? Bebe asked.Sure,Kenny said walking over to Bebe.Okayso you know Kylita is going to go over to Clydes house thisSaturday right? Bebe asked.Uh,ye

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A Girls Life Chapter 5

Kennywalked along the road smiling to himself looking along the road andthinking about going to Craigs house. Hello?Craig said answering the door when Kenny rang the door bell.Comeon youre going to help me spy on Clyde and Kylita, Kenny saidgrabbing him arm. Iam not helping you spy on Clyde, Craig said pulling his arm back.Pleaseit will be a great adventure! Kenny said.Ihate adventures, Craig mutt

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Jealousy Chapter 1

JealousyThere's a reason for everything, they say. There's somebody out there for everyone! They encourage. But they never tell you your heart gets shattered in the search for that someone. They never tell you that you have to go through torture, tears and tantrums just to get where you want to be.Kyle Broflovski learnt that the hard way.- - - xYou can never tell if somebody is right for you, just

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Pictures of You Chapter 1

Pictures of YouThere were several reasons why Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski were not the most friendly of people toward each other. Just like why Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman were definately not friendly toward each other. Mostly because they all had one thing that the other didn't. Eric had attitude, Kyle had a polite manner (only rude when needing to be). Wendy had S

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Mission For The UnLoving Chapter 1

Mission For The UnLoving; xx
For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it. Ivan Panin.Christophe glared at the British boy in front of him. He let a small sigh escape his lips as said blonde boy grinned manically at him. "Come, now, Mole. Have you not learnt anything in the years we have been working together?""Togezer?" Christophe repeated, "Ah, oui, if togezer means completey on

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Mission For The UnLoving Chapter 2

GUYS!I HAVE MOVED TO A NEW ACCOUNT:h t t p:// w w w f a n f i c t i on.n e t/~ p o i n t o f p a s s i o njust remove the spaces: ALL SOUTH PARK FICS WILL BE UPLOADED ONTO THIS ACCOUNT.SO PLEASE RE-REVIEW ON THERE, AND I WILL BE ETERNALY GRATEFUL (and will learn to SPELL XD) I SHALL BE UPDATING K2, 'TOPHLOVSKI AND VARIOUS OTHER FICS UP ONTO THIS ACCOUNT SO ALL THE OTHERS ON HERE SHALL BE DELETED A

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop Chapter 1

AN:
I do not own South Park; Craig or Tweek.
I just own the idea and the feelings put into it.
oh and this story 8D.Song: Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop
Landon Pigg.Falling In Love At A Coffee ShopCraig let his shoes tred into the snow as he stepped out of his house, straightening his jacket and sorting his fringe out that hung from his hat and into his eyes. He looked around

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Escape to the Mountain Town an OC story Chapter 1

INTRODUCTION:Heey :D Kaay, so theree have been SO many OC stories on , so I wanted to make onee too :D SEND IN YOUR OC'S :DName:Age:Gender:Race:Eye Colour:Hair Colour:Outfit:Personality:History (family, life):Hangs out with:Likes:Enimies:Humour Style:Other:Btw: For crush, I will probably put you with him/her (remember, first come, first servee :D), but if youu writee Kenny or Butters (OUR GUYS), o

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Let It Stop Chapter 1

My first ever SouthPark fic. Please review, feel free to tell me if it sucks: If itdoes, I myself won't notice. Also, if it rocks, feel free to tell me,and I will feel really good and will probably write more. NO PAIRINGS(eww!). Not even Stan and Wendy. NONE. Okay?Songfic: "Why"by Amanda Perez.Many days I done criedmyself to sleepMany days I done askedGod to take meCuz I knew I was goin'down the w

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Say Farewell See You In Hell Chapter 1

So this is my first attempt at a story that really reads like it's set in South Park, that means there'll be a lack of angsting and fluff, or at least it won't be the main focus of the story, the aim is to make it as different from my others fanfics as possible. There will however be slashiness of the Dip, Style, Creek, Bunny and GregMole variety. And a few other pairing that I don't want to annou

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Say Farewell See You In Hell Chapter 2

AN: Yes I do choose my chapter titles from songs I get from putting my MP3 player on shuffle and using the first one that seems near appropriate.
It hasn't been Beta'd so there probably will be mistakes.
Also horror warning, there's a bit of gore towards the end.If heaven and hell decideThat they both are satisfiedIlluminate the no's on their vacancy signsIf there's no one beside youWhen

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

A Kendy Story Chapter 1

AHH.It sucks. D:But I like the beginning :DI PROMISE, later chapters will be much better [:Can u figure out who Kenny's girl is? ;DChapter One: Marjorine's ListKenny McCormick reached into the plastic jar and grabbed a handful of coins. He had no idea how much their value was or what they said on them. They were old, rusted Romanian ones he had been keeping since he was eight. The blonde had often

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Double Date Chapter 1

Hello! This story takes place in 7th grade. Rating may change...Please Stan!Wendy, No! Im not going to ask Cartman if he and Heidi want to go on a double date with us.Stan, please.Stan looked at Wendy. She looked like she might cry. She was good friends with Heidi and she asked if Stan and Wendy would want to go on a double date with her and Cartman. Stan had always hated Cartman but when the grou

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Double Date Chapter 2

STAN AGREED?! Heidi loudly whispered at lunch after Math class.Yes, he did!Heidi and Wendy decided to sit next to each other alone to discuss the date. Heidi didnt want some of the girls know know yet because most of them, especially Bebe, hated Cartman. Heidi didnt understand why. But Heidi totally loves the whole bad boy thing, while the other girls liked the sweet and sensitive boys. Heidi ofte

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Double Date Chapter 3

Well Wendy said that Heidi hadwanted to go out with you on a date for a while now, but Heidi didntwant to go alone, so Wendy said that she and I would go out on adouble date with you and Heidi, and Wendy asked me if I wanted to andI said yes because I wanted to go on a date with Wendy for the firsttime and this was my opportunity so I took it.STAN, I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPIDBLACK ASSHOLE. YOU ARE

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Double Date Chapter 4

Dude, 7th grade really fucking sucks, Kyle said in an emotionless voice to his best friend, Stan, who had his mind on other things.Whatever, dude Im busy.Stan, I think youve put enough deodorant on.Kyle, this is my first date with Wendy. If I smell like shit, do think there will be a second oneYouve been putting it one for thirteen minutes. Ive timed you.Kyle, you have some big fucking issues, Sta

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Double Date Chapter 5

The aftermath of the date.Parentheses are Kennys muffled voice.Stan flew through Kyles opendoor, sprinted up his steps, and slammed open the door where he foundKyle, Tweek, Kenny, and Craig watching Craig and Kennys favoriteshow, other than porn, Futurama.GUYS, Stan said, CARTMANSBI!They all were in shock except forCraig.I always knew he was either gayor bi.Kyle said, Whatever, Craig. Dudethis is

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Double Date Chapter 6

The Last Chapter is told fromCartmans POV. It starts with Stan, Wendy, Heidi, and Cartmanwalking into a restaurant. It will be told from a different stylethan previous chapters.So, we walked into the stupidrestaurant and sitting in the first booth we see is a gay couple.Fuck.The waitress who I can tell is alezbo seats us. FUCK!This is going to be a long assnight.I look at the gay couple. Theyremak

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Worlds Apart Chapter 11

A/N: Hi! Okay, first, I just want to say that my knowledge of planes is incredibly limited, so pleasepleaseplease don't be too harsh about any of what happens on the plane, 'kay? I did my best to make it make sense. Second, I am up way too late finishing this, but I've been working on it literally all weekend, and I really wanted to get it up for you (so feel special!!). Third, wow, this ended up

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