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Merc for hire Chapter 7
Cigarettes Whil-o-whispStarting time: 5:50Ending time: 6:06Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 571A/N: Slash, Naughty language, Christophe badmouthing people, including his mother and god. You know the drill. Wow. Its been a while since I've done anything of importance on here. Lulz! Christophe has a dirty mouth but thats probably because I was listening to voices by Disturb
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Merc for hire Chapter 8
Morning AfterBy Whil-o-whispFandom: South Park, GregoryxZeMole (christophe)Word Count: 310A/N: LOTS of French. Well. Sort of. Hah! IDK I really dont know what this is or why I wrote it. It was fun. Idk, idk, idk, idk. Its four twenty five in the morning. I am not tired. Its irritating. Have fun with this yall. Umn, mentions of....stuff. lol.Disclaimers: I. Own. SPARTAAAAA!Christophe! Time to wake
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South Park X Chapter 4
-1CartmanHello,I wonder if you got an Ibanez RGR320EX, its pretty recognisablewith its unique EMG pickups, Edge III tremelo and wizard II neck,Ummright dude youve checked the front area of the store Illgo check the back area, I close the door and silently swear tomyself. What the fuck is an Ibanez RG uhh whatever the fuck hesaid. Damn it, maybe I was stupid to take this job. I dont knowshit about
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South Park X Chapter 5
-1KennyIam lying on the floor coughing up blood, I cant believe thismonster of a man just beat the shit out of me without trying. I amgetting closer to a lifeless state and I cant believe this is allhappening again.LeaveKenny alone dad!!! Heidi screams at the top of her lungs.Comehome and fuck me, Replies the cold and ruthless man that hastrouble walking straight but not beating up 16 yr olds.Only
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South Park X Chapter 6
-1StanWait,maybe the time isnt right, She said as she pulled away.Yeah,maybe your right, Two maybes are too many but just maybe it isright.Thedate ended on a good clean note and I cant believe I nearly wentall the way with her but it never happened. She is my one and onlyand I wish I could have made it my first tonight but it just wasntthe night and maybe that was for the best. Dont want to ruin w
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South Park X Chapter 7
-1KennyItsbeen a week since I have returned and I have to admit there is onlyone question in my mind. Its been haunting me for the entire weekso I decide to visit the mole with Cartman. Eric has no idea of howbad this guy really is, in fact he is probably the second worstperson in town, Cartman being the first.dude,what the hell are you doing? I question the mole, as he looks atme bewildered.whatd
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South Park X Chapter 8
KennyKennyWhat was Ithinking? I gave Heidi some sleeping pills but they didnt solveanything, temporally yes but now a week after the incident she isntlooking any better. She seems to be getting worst and I think shemight need some help. I on the other hand have gotten heroin off of afriend recently and am questioning whether drugs really do help, itdidnt seem to help Heidi.Heidi,uhh you okay? I as
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South Park X Chapter 9
KennyKennyI was freeto go home, that overdose was something that I didnt expect tohappen I mean I was trying really hard not to overdose again. Ipromised Heidi I would stop but it was so tempting, like a hot blondeon a Sunday morning.Kenny,you promised me you werent going to do that shit again. Heidisaid as I jumped into my car. I knew everyone was faking being nicebefore, it was nice of her to dr
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South Park X Chapter 10
WendyWendySoon thevoting will begin, one more week till its over and I dont haveto deal with this crap. I just hope Cartman wont be a sore loserI mean he is possibly the worst competitor ever. He tried to kill mefor Gods sake and he got away with it and it was all over a stupidschool role. I wonder what would happen if he ran for congress.Stan,you look a lot better now. I say walking into his room
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South Park X Chapter 11
KennyKennyIt feelsso good to get pass all of that shit I have had to deal with in thepast few months. Stan, Kyle and Wendy are all packing up for sometrip so Ill have some time to myself. It was school holidays andit was time for some fun. A lot of my friends were going away,Butters was going to Mexico for some reason, Clyde, Token and Craigwere all off to Fiji which is kind of stupid and a waste
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South Park X Chapter 12
KennyKennyWell theyare gone, left alone for the first time in a while. I cantremember the last time I was broken up from the group. It was alwaysStan, Kyle, Cartman and Me with the occasional Butters but they areall gone and Im left in South Park alone.Kenny,you have a visitor. Kevin said, he was still miserable over Shellytelling him he couldnt go.You!I say as the mole walks into the room.HeyKenn
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South Park X Chapter 13
DudeA/N: Now Iknow Kennys sister is like only shown once in best friendsforever(I think) and it is never verified what her name is andwhether she is Kennys actual sister butDude!!Kyle said in shock watching my dad drum. I had the same shocked lookon my face, he really should have stuck to music.Wow MrMarsh you are really good. Wendy says smiling.Ofcause I am, I won a few drumming competitions in h
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South Park X Chapter 14
KennyKennyEverybodyis back and its our last day of summer holiday. We decide to havea little get together at my house. The small list for some reasongrew and dude I really didnt want it tooSodude, you ready to go back? Token asked with a smirk.No way,I mean school sucks I respond with a grin.Iassume we are going to see you more often this term. Clyde saidwith a smile.Yeahdude of cause, I say. I ha
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South Park X Chapter 15
StanStanWellStan, I just think you should take it off Wendy and I haddecided to go to school a little early so we could hang out in thelibrary. I know that sounds nerdy but she had to get a book out orsomething.But Ilike my puff ball hat, I have had one since I was a child.But yougot such beautiful hair She said, we had been fighting overthis for about 6 minutes and it was starting to annoy me.Wen
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South Park X Chapter 16
WendyWendyStanI say dropping to my knees. Tears somehow found their way onto hisbody, my tears were dampening his shirt.Dontcry help me to the nurse for gods sake, except you Cartmanyou go after Kenny. He said as Kyle helped him back onto his feet.What?Me why? Cartman said.Causehe is your best friend stupid, Kyle said. Stan put an arm aroundmy shoulder as well as Kyles and we slowly helped Stan in
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South Park X Chapter 17
KyleKyleThis was avery awkward dinner. Mum was staring at Bebe the whole time, Ike andDad were giving each out anxious looks and I was caught between itall.SoBebe, how is your mother? You definitely follow a lot of her traits.My mum says.My mumis good, Bebe said, she had been silently eating her beef stew andI know she is regretting staying for diner.SoKyle, did you catch the Broncos match last ni
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South Park X Chapter 18
HeidiHeidiYouguys. I say running to Wendy and Stan. I was crying prettybadly and they looked at each other and put on an it-happened-againface.Kenny,Kevin they dont know where Kenny is. I say crying as Wendyput her arms around me in an attempt to calm me down. I have alwayslooked at Wendy as an older sister, she has taught me so much andhelped me a lot.Wendy,we got to hide you Stan says.I dontwant
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South Park X Chapter 19
A/N: I know in one chapter I had Bebes problems with Kyles mother as a subplot (well sort of) but I wanted to finish off why Kyles mum hates BebeA/N: Iknow in one chapter I had Bebes problems with Kyles mother as asubplot (well sort of) but I wanted to finish off why Kyles mumhates Bebe.BebeWhatsthe matter sweetie? Mum asked as she starts messing with my hair.Itsjust Kyles mum, I dont know why she
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South Park X Chapter 20
IkeIkeHappybirthday dude, Kyle said. I was finally a teenager and I was readyto be ruled by a corrupt society that demands conformity in some way.Dude, Ididnt want a birthday party with hats and crap like that. I sayas I walk down into the kitchen and observe all the hard work mum hasdone. Its weird Kennys mum and my mum hardly ever speak but everyyear they both have a birthday party for me and Ka
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South Park X Chapter 21
KennyTerranceHeyPhilip, these Nazis sure do suck. I say. Philip and I were justrecording our new movie, Chemical Warfare. Our Asses of Fire 1-5 werebig hits but we decided to movie away from our normal style and do abit of experimenting. We even won an emmy for our Asses of fire 3stheme song Smells like a fart.I knowTerrance, I hope we dont die. I fart and we both startlaughing.Thatsit Philip, we
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South Park X Chapter 22
PhilipPhilipTerrance,we are nearly there. I say to my best friend who blanks stares atthe ground.Ireally wished that they would have given us plane tickets instead ofroller skates, wasnt that the deal? Terrance asked sort ofannoyed.Dontworry about it buddy, we are getting 5 to ourselves plus all thisfresh air is good. I let out a loud, smelly fart.I guessfresh farts are better. Terrance says with
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South Park X Chapter 23
Barrack Obama stood tall, he was a man of great wisdom and youthBarrackObama stood tall, he was a man of great wisdom and youth. A man thathad stood strong and defeated the worst of enemies, such as Hill-dog,the evil fire monkey from hell.Hello,Im Barrack Obama Im black, so vote for me. He said to thesouth park hippie liberals.DUDE!!HES BLACK. WHOOOOOO!! A stoned hippie screamed.StanI cantbelieve
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South Park X Chapter 24
A/N:Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!!!! I was suppose to have done this whole part ofthe story before the elections but I been so busy with school. THEELECTIONS BEING DONE, FUCKING KILLS IT!!!!KennyOk, Okthis is bad, dude they took my sister they took IKE and theytook Terrance and Phillip, what do we do? I ask. This was a hugemeeting, the town of south park talking face to face with thedemocrats.I knowbut has an
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South Park X Chapter 25
KennyWhatdid you want to see me about?? Cartman had called me to his house,which is strange considering that school just finished. He usuallyjust goes home and goes to sleep after school or so I thought.Iwell, its like were good friends and stuff and Im in aworld of trouble, He said and all of a sudden I was interested inwhat he had to say.Itsthis girl, shes this new girl and I think I kind of lik
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South Park X Chapter 26
KennyI have noidea why I left the life style I like, this is much more fun thanlistening to Heidis problems and helping her. What was I thinking?Heydude, its me Kyle I just been wondering whats happened toyou, you havent been at school or anything in the past few days.Your not sick or some shit are you? Hit me back when you got thechance, The answering machine said to me. School, I dont needto go
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South Park X Chapter 27
CartmanSoEric, what should we do our speech on? Priya asked me. All I couldthink about doing a speech was on tits, even if this chick didnthave any. Damn attractive thingHowabout Breast Cancer awareness? I think I could feel Wendys eyesshoot angrily at me.Fatass, you shouldnt topics where you prove your immaturity andstupidity. Wow Wendy shot me dead, why was she even listening tome? Am I that lou
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Follow That Egg Chapter 1
So it's been a while since I wrote anything, but I was in the mood to write something with Stan and Kyle. This story takes place during the episode of South Park "Follow That Egg" Only there's a twist. Stan has a crush on Kyle.Caution: Style - which means Stan X Kyle. Two boys =D so don't review if you don't like.Okay Class! Mr. Garrison began to announce, We are going to be making a few changes t
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South Park X Chapter 1
-1KyleKen,damn it, open the fucking door!!! I bang again and the doorfinally opened to reveal my friend Kenny quite high. I can smell themarijuana and I can see bottles of pills, injections and powder.Ihavent seen you since last month dude, you havent come toschool, havent answered the phone, your parents have no idea whereyou are and I find you here, what are you doing locked in your carwhat is w
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South Park X Chapter 2
-1KyleThesun was brightly shining in my face and I couldnt help but lookup. All of my friends were talking and chatting but I alone restingmy head and thinking. My thoughts were mainly on Bebe but also on Stan, he hasnt called in ages and I havent seen mine in awhile. I wonder where he is..Iget my head off the tree and stand up to get a clear view. Bebe iswalking towards me and she waves so I wave
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South Park X Chapter 3
-1KennyKenny,god damn it, you better not have taken shots and shots of heroin allnight again, Cartman walks into my room looking extremely pissedat me.Youknow who does heroin, Jews, Kenny are you really a Jew?DudeI havent been taking heroin for a week, I been clean for a week,Thenhow come no one has seen you for a week?Servewithdrawal, I was so addicted to heroin.Im broke now and Idont have a job
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 7
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThis sucks, dude.How much longer is this gonna take? Kyle asked starting to getannoyed.It was an hour and ahalf or so later after the boys left with the man when the tire onthe front passenger side busted open. Luckily the man was able tosteer the car to the side of the road so they wouldnt get hit byany other cars that would be passing by them. He had gotten out andwent t
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 8
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzButters,hurry up! We dont have any more time to waste! The longer we takethe more likely it is for Cartman to be gone already. Kyle sighed.It was already nearingnight time and all three boys were starting to feel tired from howlong they had been walking. Butters collapsed for the 3rdtime and was again being helped up by Stan.Kyle, I think weshould find a place to crash for
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 9
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThenext morning everyone was already up and getting ready to havebreakfast. Cartman yawned and rubbed his eyes as he followed behindRon to where everyone was gathering and was being served cereal,eggs, juice, and pancakes.Well, at least theyserve good food here. I kind of thought they were just going to giveus cereal and water Ron said as he and Cartman took a seat andwatc
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 10
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzStan, weve beengoing around in circles for at least an hour now! Are you sure youknow where youre going? Kyle asked sighing.Well yeah, Kyle,this is where Kenny told me to go. Stan said as he looked around.Looks to me likewere lost. Kyle said crossing his arms and looking at Stan withan annoyed look.Were not lost!Im pretty sure we have to make a turn around here somewhereSt
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 11
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzCARTMAN! Kyleyelled as he ran towards him.Cartman turned insurprise as he saw that Kyle was there and had run and thrown himselfat him making Cartman fall backwards with Kyle on top of him.UghJew?!Cartman said blushing furiously.Kyles whole facewas red as he quickly got up.Yeah, fatass whoelse would be here getting you out of this place?Kyle helped Cartman upand turned to
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The Meaning of Christmas Chapter 1
Author's Note: Hey guys, just a short one-shot I felt like writing. I'll be able to update my other two stories more often, now. I don't own South Park. Matt Stone and Trey Parker do.* * *Its a woodland critter Christmas! Cartman sang as he walked down the South Park street.It was finally that time of year when children shouted with glee as they opened their presents that were kept stacked under p
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 1
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzMaaamI want cheesy poofs! Eric Cartman complained as he was watchingTerrance and Phillip on the TVYes, sweetie, mommyis getting them for you right now. Liane Cartman replied to her 9year old son.As Liane went and gotthe cheesy poofs, she sighed and wondered if what she was about to dowas the right thing for her son. She knew she wasnt a fit motherand couldnt care for her c
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 2
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzSo, Ms. Cartman isthis the little boy you were talking about on the phone a few daysago? a lady asked as she walked up to Liane and Eric and lookeddown at him.Erics eyes wentwide as he looked up at his mom in horror.MAM, YOU PLANNEDTHIS?! Eric practically screamed.Im sorry Eric,but Ive thought about this for awhile now and I know that I cantcare for you the way that you sh
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 3
Right Here WaitingBy: esmtzTurn left! I said turn left, Stan! Kyle yelled as Stan quickly turned left to avoid hitting a building, Dude! That was too close!Kyle, I cant see anything remember?! I know weve done this before, but I still have a hard time driving a car. Why couldnt I just push the pedals and let Kenny take the wheel? Stan complained.Because, Stan its just easier this way alright? Plus
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 4
Right Here WaitingBy: esmtzDude, what the hell happened? Wheres Cartman?! Stan asked as Kyle ran back towards him and the others white as a sheet.Get back in the car. The bus just took off with Cartman in it! Kyle yelled.Oh Jesus Butters said as everyone ran back towards the car and got in and started it up.Did he at least see you, Kyle? Stan asked looking at him worried.Kyle nodded.Yeah and it lo
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 5
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThe boys, besidesKenny, got out of the car stumbling a little as a few cars came to astop beside them and someone had already called up the police.Uh, hello? Theresbeen an accident hereKyle held on to hisright arm, blood slowly coming down from his shoulder. He looked andsaw that both Butters and Stan were hurt as well. Butters sat on theground; his left knee was bruised a
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 6
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThe rain continued topour down heavily as the bus continued to make its way towards itsdestination. Cartman just sat where he was at, his head in his hands,trying to keep himself from bursting into tears in front of everyoneon the bus. Ron rubbed his back, trying to comfort him.Eric, dont worrytheyre going to be ok Ron said looking at Cartman worriedly.Cartman kept shaking
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