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Blossoming Fever Chapter 1
Welcome and hello. I'm Mippon and this is my first fanfic. Please enjoy.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ch.1Butters smiled happily, eating his bologna sandwich at lunch, listening to his friends talk about their lives. Cartman was beside him yelling about the latest Nicolas Cage movie, about how bad it sucked, b
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Bananza Chapter 1
Bananza
Damien had to admit, Pip made a good pole dancer. A very good pole dancer.Pip sat with his laptop, on the plush black couch, clicking through South Park's website. Of course, Wendy had been the one to petition that South Park, as small and usually ignored as it was, needed a website of it's own. Pip didn't mind, it was nice looking through stores that he didn't know were in South Park
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Sad Green Eyes Chapter 1
Sad Green EyesHe watches with gentle eyes, his expression stoic.He watches the kids dance around in happiness, their fingers - if couples - entwining together happily. He watches them step in the snow and giggle as a snowball is possibly thrown at or from them. He doesn't smile like his should, he doesn't feel warm like he should. He feels empty and lost.He knows that people in poorer conditions h
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Under the Orange Hood Chapter 1
This is the secondSouth Park thingy by me ever. Ever ever ever. The first thats nota oneshot. Woohoo! *takes picture*Im dedicatingthis to my friend Caro, because she inspired me and gave me the idea.Three friends, StanMarsh, Kyle Broflovski (damn, did I even spell that right?), andKenny McCormick were hanging out after school. Eric Cartman was withthem, but he wasnt really their friend. They were
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Under the Orange Hood Chapter 2
IDK.Chickens?!!?Disclaimer: This isfuckin fanfiction. If I owned it, it would be FICTION, notFANfiction. Do you need a wheelchair? Huh? Do you say onlyTIMMEHH!!! all the live long day and have an equally retardedturkey for a pet? Hm? You must if you think I need a disclaimer.The next day,everything was back to normal. Kenny was alive and well again, asthough nothing had ever happened. Thats the wa
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Injections Chapter 1
Hai peeps! XDD Sorry I haven't done a fanfic for ages, I've been quite busy, and I've had lack of inspiration, and it's been hard to write a fanfic other than lovely Cartman and Butters love, but here, a Style fic! X)South Park dosen't belong to me, it belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker, bless you if actually you read that! :)Now, are ya ready? I can't hear yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! XDD LOL
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Safer Not To Say Chapter 1
Safer Not To SayA South Park SongficCartman's POV, KylexCartmanSong: Dangerous to Know by Hilary DuffDisclaimer: I don't own anything except the story. All characters belong to Matt and Trey and the song belongs to HilI know this isn't very good. I'm really tired, but I was really inspired (hey! that rhymes!) by this song. Even if it sucks, please R&R anyway!There you are. Your face is red wit
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 1
Anda notice before we begin the dreaded secret I must share with youIM NOT HIGH WHEN I MADE THIS SO DONT REVIEW SAYING I WAS!my first fanfic so please be nice and tell me slowly if it doessuck
like magical mystery tourOnce upon a timeOr maybe twiceLived an unearthly paradiseCalledPepperlandSaid the calm narrator as a sextet of men made a wonderful rainbowabove their heads.With numerous colour
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 2
I look at all the lonely people
Ilook at all the lonely peopleEleanor Rigby
Picks up therich in the church
Where her wedding has been
Lives in adream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face
That she keepsin a jar by the door
Who is it for?Chorus:
All thelonely people
Where do they all come from
All the lonelypeople
Where do they all belongFa
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 3
ASthe submarine approached the sea of time, Brian yawned what timeis it guv,?mydear dog its time, for time said Barthey look!shouted Stan the hands are slowing downmaybetimes going on strike said fryforwhat?shorterhoursIdont blame it, it must be REALLYhard being timewhyitsa 24 hour da I feel funnyheyStan darsh you look a lot smaller than u STILL ARE! what thehellwhatshappening?whatshappening is th
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 4
hey whats this see bender? said frythe sea of science fry, where the robot originatedI have a song to sing hereIf you're listening to this song You may think the chords are going wrong But they're not He just wrote it like that When you're listening late at night You may think the bands are not quite right But they are They just play it like that It doesn't really matter what chords I play What wo
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 5
Whatthe hell is this place? said Stanitsthe sea of monsters Stan said Kyle (yes Kyle is more than anaddition to the story)There wereall sorts of monsters a two boot monster, a Canadian monster. Heckeven mike wazowski and sulley from MONSTERS inc.oh nosaid Lisa were losing power, at this rate we will be dead soshe frantically pressed buttons, pulled levers and pressed switchesuntil Brian was shot o
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 6
Oh F*ckthe vote Im going with quagmireTheMelvins speak in this orderMilhouseButtersQuagmireCubertthehalf blood prince was severus snapewe editedthem to make em shipshapead hock adlock and quick pro quoso littletime so much to knowheyguys can you tell us where were at? said Briana truephilosophical query thatheylets show him our motor said Stanshouldwe really? Show him our motordo youwant to know w
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 7
As theyapproached the sea of holes the submarine started to fail again.oh no Iam not getting the Melvins to fix the motor again said fryits notthe motor retard! shouted Kylepreparerevise revamp renewix it dixit just turn a screw!Theylanded in a seaitsjust a little jam you clobwhat hesaying? said Stanwhatshe doing? said Bartchewinggum should do the jobsoon thesub started but too soonwe cantstop itH
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 8
RIPHENRY ALLINGHAM oldest manRIPMICHAEL JACKSON famous pop starRIPTRAVIS my catheywhat were those asked FryThosefry, were memorialsohokheylook said Bart in the skyandthe yellow submarine came down from the skyheyyoure here said the guys and gals who ran the submarineheyyour back said our very own favourite parody bandwhosthe guy in the apples? said Stanourlord mayors idiotstheyreMcDaniels, Quimby,
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 9
Asthe blue meanies fell back in retreat another surprise awaited ourheroes but look until the end of the chapter I WAS NOT SMOKINGANYTHING!, THIS IS NOT GAY AND IS 0_0 THE ONLY PERSON WHO F*CKINGLIKES IT?NOMOTHERF*CKING FLAMES (saying I was on drugs when I wrote this or thisis gay is counted by me as a flame so SHUT THE F*CK UP)Soas the meanies fell back in retreat the men had found somethingthata
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 10
catchytune that cant buy me love cant seem to get it out of my head saidfrywellshake it said Stan what we were doing all night webrought back souvenirs here is the motor, Ill put it in theplanet express shipandheres a book of jokes to use on cart man if he says Wendys a bitchIhave that thing that Milly had to make a million things, I gave themthe holewhatis it Bart?ohnothing jess (Jessica lovejoy)
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Alls Fair in Love and War Chapter 1
Alls Fair in Loveand War~.~**~.~**~.~**~.~**~.~**~.~**~.~**~.~Christophe ran atanned, calloused hand through his already messy brown hair, pacingin front of the closed doors of the surgery ward of Hells Pass. Heleaned heavily against the wall and slumped down it, letting his headfall into his hands.Hes gonna beokay, ya know. A familiar voice came from somewhere above thepanicking Frenchman.Ow do y
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Two hearts are beating inside me Chapter 1
Don't ask me what's wrong with me...-.- but I like Mpreg and I'm sure there are other fans out there too :3 so anyway, this is a Kyman fic, CartmanxKyle if you didn't know~my fav pairing at the time :3 and yeah, it's a Mpreg fic.I like to write... but that seriously doesn't mean I'm good at it... if something doesn't make sense... then I don't know :\Sorry if my english is bad XD but I'm norwegian
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Two hearts are beating inside me Chapter 2
Thanks so much for the reviews, it's very appreciated! Oh well, here is second chapter =) of course my stories tend to get worse the further I get XD but I hope you guys will still like it and give me some reviews, cause then I feel happy and like I've done something good but please tell me too if you don't like it but try not to be mean but tell me what you don't like about it in a nice way =)I h
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Two hearts are beating inside me Chapter 3
I think I need to change the category from humor to drama XD because the way this story is going it seems like the best thing to do lolAnd I'm sorry that my stories seem to get worse and worse by each chapter XD I just have no idea why haha----Sheila stared at her son. She stared at him like he had just killed someone. Wha- wha- WHAT?? She suddenly screamed. Im sorry mom! I dont know what happened
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Two hearts are beating inside me Chapter 4
I finished 4 chapter^^thank you for reviews^^they make me feel happy^^but anyway, I'm sorry if stuff doesn't make sense XD cuz it doesn't really make sense to me in my head...----The next day Kyle was at school and Stan followed him around everywhere constantly asking if he was alright. Kyle was tired of it and tried to get away from him at times when it got to annoying. Stan, please! Im fine! Jus
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Unloved and Forgotten Chapter 1
Randomand slightly pointless introduction: Ohmy god! I'm back to emo stories!! Are you worried for my mentalsanity, because I sure am. Well, this is insanely similar to my otherstory Till It's Gone. Oh, when will I get a new plot?Preferably a happy one. I so need to write a multi-chapter happystory. Haha, that'll happen!Okay, so I hope youlike this story! I'd really appreciate it if you'd review!
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The Bicycle Chapter 1
Authors Note: This isnt a slash, but I suppose if you really read into it, youd be able to find some subtle hints pointing toward one certain pairingbut honestly, this is just a fun boys being boys story. Please read and review! :DDisclaimer: South Park is owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.It was a warm, sunny afternoon, both a rare and peculiar occurrence for a place like South Park. The sun sh
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Adopted Origins of Hell Chapter 1
I don't have much to say about it other than the fact that this is going to be awesome~!Disclaimer: South Park Belongs to Trey Parker and Matt StonePlease REviewChapter 1- One Crappy Town to Another Where Humanity Sucks Just as BadSister~! Help me~! A four year old African-American boy exclaimed, attempting to buckle up his seatbelt whilst he sat in the back of a rusted Toyota.He had short, messy
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Adopted Origins of Hell Chapter 2
I had a lot of fun writing this Chapter! I know the last chapter wasn't much, but it was just supposed to introduce Lili as the main character.In this one, she comes face-to-face with the boys. I'm not gonna say anymore than that because it'll ruin the hopeful hilarity in the chapter. Anyway, if you guys want some romance in the story, I'd like you to review with your choice. Um, try and stick wit
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Homework Chapter 1
A/N This idea just randomly popped into my head, so excuse the rubbishness x3DICLAIMER Trey Parker and Matt Stone owns you-know-what =AWendy wassat in her room at her little wooden desk, trying to type up her poemfor English. The nine-year old girl thought it was a ridiculoustopic. Write about something or someone you love. Some peoplecouldnt choose just one! If someone wrote about their mom, thei
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Yearbook Chapter 1
A/N: Hey, I promise I'm working on the next chapter of Worlds Apart, but this jumped into my brain last night and, well, Kenny wanted his story told.Twenty-two year old Kenny McCormick walks slowly down the empty street, barely noticing as the sharp, uneven road cuts his bare feet. He feels the stinging pain, feels a trace of regret at not stopping to slip on his old ripped sneakers, but pushes th
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 1
You know, generally I would spend another year stressing about this story before posting it, because I've only got seven chapters and lord knows I don't need another incomplete story on my hands. But, hey, I'm bored.This is an attempt at writing short chapters, by the way.It was going to be the warmest Christmas break in his memory, but Stan was still pissed. His flight to Denver was only delayed
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 2
Hi there. I'm so sorry I've now got three active unfinished stories. That's not very responsible, is it? Thank you for reading, though. I appreciate it! I am looking forward to a fic-filled summer.There was something calm and non-threatening about Butters backyard it wasnt the largest in South Park, and yet it was hardly the smallest. There was certainly enough room for four men to stand 10 feet
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 3
Are you enjoying this story so far? I sure hope so. Let's not waste time, shall we? Presenting chapter three, in which there is a party:One hour after the first guest (Clyde, like it mattered) arrived, Stan was well on his way to his ultimate goal of being massively fucked-up. All hed been drinking was beer, but it wasnt very good beer. He liked Goose Island; he missed the way drinking designer be
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 4
Stan immediately knew two things upon waking in the morning: He was not in his own bed, and he was ill. It was the kind of disorienting wake-up where Stan thought he was in one place, and quickly learned he was actually somewhere else entirely. He thought he was in his comfortable full-size bed back at school, which was actually only a mattress on the floor of a room in a house he shared with thre
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The Closeted Mans Guide to Goodies Chapter 1
Hello dearies and darlings, missed me? Heh, perhaps not, but I've sure missed you!This is the result of the request given to me by Gecko Osco (the winner of my little contest), a lovely lady who challenged my wits by giving me five objects/words/sentences to use in a get-together-story with Stan and Kyle.The words were dishtowel, Kenny, nosebleeds, nerdy glasses and "I learned something today..."Y
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Emery Leaves Chapter 1
Author's note
Wohho, second story! Just finished 'Falling from grace' yesterday, that toke forever to write.
Anyway, Hope you like this new one.. little deppressing and sad.. but Review please and let me know what you think!
I could smell it.. Burning smoke all around me. Why didnt I wake up?
I could feel the heat rising, but I tossed and turned in my bed still asleep, Why didn
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Why Are You Wearing a Scarf Chapter 1
Mana here. This is based on something I wrote for my creative writing class. But in the original story it took place in 1920, and instead of Stan it was a young girl and instead of his grandpa it was a random World War I veteran. I was meaning for the story to be in the style of a German fairytale or proverb type of thing. The original sounds more like it though. This story takes place in 2003, k?
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Emotionless Chapter 1
AN: this is a songfic to Emotionless - Good Charlotte. Its based around Kenny McCormick and how his papa left him. :((disclaimer: i do not own South Park or KennyHey Dad,I just wanted to write, you know. And I know that there is a bunch of my letters in the dump that youve thrown away. But please, I dont want to say how much I hate you. I just wanted to ask you something. Its been puzzling for yea
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Wendys Secret Chapter 1
Ihave some exciting news Mrs. Testaburger, The doctor said walkingin carrying a folder.Whatis it doctor? Mrs. Testaburger asked.Wellit appears that your daughter is pregnant, The doctor replied.Wendy opened her mouth in shock.Icant be pregnant, Im only fifteen! She cried out. Youare able to get pregnant as soon as you start menstruating.. Thedoctor tried to exclaim but Wendy bolted out of his offi
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Wendys Secret Chapter 2
Dude,Wendy looks really upset maybe I should go talk to her, Stan sadwhile they were standing in the lunch line.Itwould probably be a good idea, Kyle replied.Okaywell I am going over there, Stan said uneasily.Goodluck, Kyle said.Thanks,Stan said and he started walking over to Wendy.HiStan, Wendy said when she saw him.Uhhi Wendy, do you want to talk about whats wrong with you? Stanasked.Nothingis w
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Wendys Secret Chapter 3
Dudeshe got you tickets to the Maury show? Kyle asked in amazementwhen Stan showed him the tickets.Yeahdude, I have no idea what it going on but hopefully Ill find outsoon, Stan replied.Thesetickets are for next year! Kyle exclaimed.Ibet shes really going to tell you that shes really a man youknow like on those episodes where they talk about how they found outthat their spouses are really a man or
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True Love and Secret Crushes Chapter 1
All right, this is my very first fanfic. It's not going to be my best but I hope you like it.Warning: rated T for language and slash(boyxboy). If you don't like slash, turn back right now. Anyway slash fans, enjoy!Ch.1 Kyle and Cartman werent meant to beCartman was in his room and lying on his bed, looking at a picture. Normally, he would be watching TV, but he was too distracted to even laugh at
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True Love and Secret Crushes Chapter 2
Here's chapter 2. This is my favorite pairing. It's kind of cliche with Wendy breaking up with Stan but I think it's original enough. Again, sorry KylexCartman fans. I do have a good idea for that pairing, though. It won't be updated soon, but EVENTUALLY.However, enjoy chapter twoCh.2 All about StyleThe fourth graders all headed to the cafeteria for their lunches and to sit by their friends. Stan
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True Love and Secret Crushes Chapter 3
Here's chapter 3! This is where Cartman finds out about Stan and Kyle and Kenny's secret is revealed!Ch.3 Kennys Dirty Little SecretCartman started walking down the hallway after he finished detention. He was pissed off, and cussed to himself about getting detention for skipping class while he looked at the floor. When he looked up, his expression became sadder because he saw Stan and Kyle holding
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