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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 11
Author's Note: I apologize in advance for how this chapter rushes through time in the beginning.Chapter 11- The L WordStan spent a lot of his time with Wendy that summer, leaving Kyle to secretly hang out with Butters on many days. Kenny, being the pervert that he was and also out of curiosity, managed to find ways to track Kyle and Butters down as they kept their secret dating game going. As far
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 12
Author's note: I apologize in advance for Kenny being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 12- Addictions have no cure3 Weeks later...No one treats me with respect around here!A wooden chair smashed into the already crumbling wall, causing the chair to break and the wall to crack in several places.Maybe if you got off your sorry ass and did something useful for once then people would respect you!They were
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 13
Author's note: Angst warning.Chapter 13- On all that's goodI had a great time, Kenny, said Bebe.The two stood at the front door of Bebe's house. It was nearly ten at night, the time Bebe was supposed to be home by.I'm glad, said Kenny, I had fun too.Maybe we could do it again sometime.'Score!'That would be great. Just tell me when you have a free day.All right, then.Bebe smiled sweetly. Kenny took
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 14
Author's Note: Slash in this chapter. Sort of.Chapter 14- Love is RetardedPatty opened the door and gasped.I thought you'd forget, she said, disappointment in her voice.I'm not that dumb, Cartman spat.Fine, wait up.She slammed the door and Cartman stood on the doorstep for five minutes, waiting. Finally, she opened the door. She has a mask over her face.Let's... Go...Cartman narrowed his eyes. She
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 15
Author's note: Sorry for the lack of updating. I was working on the comic that is based on this story. The link that directs you to it can be found on my profile. It's called, We Close Our Eyes: The Comic.Chapter 15- Cool Cartman Can't Keep it RealCartman leaned against the boy's bathroom wall.Why'd you drag me in here, Kenny?It was Cartman's favorite subject- lunch, and he was missing it right no
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 16
Author's note: Holy snap! I got such a quick response to chapter 15... Because of that, I'll post this chapter early. Lucky you. -smiles-Chapter 16- The Eighth GradeKenny nearly tripped when he saw Craig walk down the hall with his arm around Tweek's shoulder so nonchalantly on the first day of the eighth grade. The news spread like a winter flu through the entire school.Did you here about-Oh my g
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 17
Author's note: This chapter has it's ups and downs. Tell me what you think.Chapter 17- Kyle's ConfessionThe remainder of the week was rather quick. Kenny and Cartman returned to school on Thursday and managed to easily catch up in classes since it was only the first week of the school year.On Friday at lunch, Kenny sat down at the table with Stan, Kyle and Cartman.Where's Butters? Kenny asked.Stan
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 18
Author's note: This was sort of a risky chapter. It's was very hard to keep Kenny in character, so I apologize in advance for that. I'll give a warning that it is a more depressing chapter. Also, I have never seen the movie Edward Scissorhands. -Shakes head-Chapter 18- HairKenny, Stuart calmly called.Kenny and Kevin were sitting on the floor, in front of the black and white television, watching Ed
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 19
Author's Note: I'm not very happy about the first half of this chapter, but the second half is okay, I suppose. I started off in Kenny's thoughts because I wanted a sort of POV going on. I hope it's not too sloppy.Chapter 19- Lying Out of My Ass'If there's one thing I'm good at, it's lying.'Butters led Kenny to the office.'If there's one thing I'm bad at, it's lying.'Butters placed his hand on the
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 20
Author's Note: Change of plans. This chapter turned out to be too long, so I split it into two chapters. (I like to be consistent with the length of my chapters.) Also, I apologize for the long wait on this chapter. I'm not a big fan of this chapter, or the next one, but I promise that chapter 22 will be amusing.Chapter 20- Dancing JewKenny's remaining hair had been shaved off so it would grow bac
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 21
Chapter 21- ThePerformance, the Truth, the BandThe day flew by quickly, and soon itwas time for the actual performance. Parents maneuvered around tofind their seats in the auditorium. The McCormicks found their seatsnext to Randy and Gerald. Carol sat next to Sharon and Sheila. Theway they separated themselves was practically a natural habit.Kevin was left to sit next to Shellyand Ike.Hey, Shelly,
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 1
Warnings: Slash/femslash/het, drama, and some angst all in later chapters.Disclaimers: South Park is not mine. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the ones behind that madness.Chapter One- The DietEric Cartman munched away at a bag of cheesy poofs while he watched TV. The doorbell rang once. Then, it rang again. Cartman ignored it and continued to watch Terrance and Phillip. After three minutes of door
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 2
Chapter Two- In for a BeatingKenny rang Stan's doorbell twice before Stan opened the door."Hey, Kenny," he greeted.Stan and Kenny walked over to the couch where Kyle sat with acontroller in his hands."Hey, Kenny," he said without taking his eyes off thescreen.Kenny removed the hood of his parka. He had done it more oftensince the beginning of fifth grade when a girl told him he was cuterwithout it
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 3
Chapter 3- Acting WeirdIt was near dark outside. Stan and Kyle sat in the living room andstared at the television, bored. Stan shifted and slightly brushedhis hand on Kyle's. Kyle jumped at the light touch and brought hishand to his chest. Stan eyed him in question."You okay, dude?"Kyle blushed lightly."Yeah, sorry. Startled me."Stan shrugged and brought his attention back to the screen.Neither bo
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 4
Author's Note: I apologize inadvance for Kyle being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 4- Kyle's Strange Behavior Kyle ran at top speed as the bus was about to leave."Shit, shit, shit, WAIT!"Kyle reached the door of the school bus and slammed his hand onit. The door opened and he stepped on, out of breath. The busproceeded to leave as Kyle walked to the back where his friends were."Jesus Christ, Kyle," s
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 5
Chapter 5- Bra and Panties CatalogueCartman squealed in a fit of laughter."Eric, shut the hell up. I'm trying to teach!" Mrs.Garrison yelled."Only KYLE would cry about HOMEWORK!"Some of the class giggled."Eric, you're being a distraction. Do you want after schooldetention too?""Sorry Mrs. Garrison, it's just too funny. Kyle's such apussy nerd-Jew."Mrs. Garrison rolled her eyes, turned back to the
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 6
Chapter 6- Fight For FoodThe children scattered about the school yard into their normalgroups. Kenny walked up to Stan and Kyle from behind.Sensing that someone was there, Stan turned around."Hey, Ke- Oh my God, what happened?"Kyle turned around to see what Stan was talking about."Jesus Christ, Kenny!" he added.Kenny looked away from the two. He had a black eye and there werea few scratches on wha
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 7
Author's note:I apologize in advance for Cartman being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 7- The Diet's PurposeThe four were angrily questioned and each boy got to tell theirside of the story. Even when Cartman's story made it appear that hewas the victim, Stan and Kyle's version made it clear that Cartmanwas the one who provoked the whole thing.Needless to say, Cartman and Kenny's mothers were called in
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 8
Chapter 8- Cans and CookiesKenny walked alongside his mother as they approached their home.Kenny.Kenny looked up at his mother. She stared straight ahead as shespoke.Dont tell your father about this.She looked down at him.Well, duh, Kenny replied, but how am I gonna explain whyIm home all week?Carol looked ahead again and scratched her head in thought.You wont be home all week, she said as she loo
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 9
Chapter 9- SleepoverEven though his friends knew he was poor, it was stillembarrassing to be found digging in a trash can for recyclables. Stanand Kyle had spotted Kenny with his mother on the way to Cartmanshouse.Go on, Kenny, said Carol as she took the garbage bag full ofcans from him, go play with your friends but be home beforedinner.Kyle handed Kenny his school work and cookies while they wal
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Will I Ever See You Again Chapter 1
For My Friend Emi 3.Craig and Damien bounded up to Kyle; fingers linked together, a matching smile on each others faces.Kye ready to go? The movie doesnt start for a while, but Damien wants to get good seats Craig says, face illuminated in the dark.They were going to see a midnight premier of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince.Kyle sits on the green bench for a while, staring at the crystal
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 1
This will be myfirst South Park story, so go easy on me if I dont get theircharacters completely down. But, tell me about anything I have wrongor could change please.--All the kids in SouthPark High gathered around the center of the lunch area. There wasanother fight today and there was no way they were going to missthis.Fights were theall-time source of entertainment for all High school students.
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 2
Chapter two! I mayor may not change the rating to M by the next couple of chapters.Dont know yet. Possible rape! Yay!--Kenny yawned as he gotup for the day. He always admired his own talent for being able towake himself up whenever he needed to awaken. Since his family wasstill very poor and couldnt afford an alarm clock for so manyyears, he just developed the talent.Though, consideringtoday was a
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 3
I might just stopputting comments up here. Theyre pointless and I dont know whatto say. Dx Anyway, time for chapter three!--Footsteps echoedthrough the empty room, dark but lit up by a dim light swinging fromthe roof. The footsteps sounded like they were echoing off the wallsof his spinning mind. He tried to stand up, but only accomplishedsitting up and leaning against a cold wall. The blindfold w
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 4
Okay, just as awarning: the last chapter took place super early on Sunday morning.This chapter will be starting on Monday. Okay? I skipped a few hours,big deal. --Kenny groaned and satup in bed. The first thing he did was check the clock. Sure enough,it read 6a.m. He closed his eyes and rubbed his temples to ridhimself of the headache that developed. It took him a few seconds toremember the events
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 5
I know the four arein High school and all, but I cant help but keep their childishantics and usual rudeness and stuff. Like Cartmans racism andstuff. Hes so amusing.--One week. One wholefucking week Kyle had been with Craig and there still seemed like notiring on Craigs end. Kyle was beat; and if he had to see thepathetic lost and confused face of Kenny one more time, he was goingto scream. He sti
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 6
Wow, Im makingCraig seem like a pretty big jerk, huh? Jeeze, what doesTweek see in that guy? Guess youll just have to keep reading tofind out.I had one anonymousreviewer ask what a K2 is. A K2, also known as K squared, is Kenny xKyle. Kenny and Kyle start with Ks, put them together, you got a2. Wah-lah. Hope that is cleared up.Also, lots of otherreviewers were questioning if Craig raped Kyle last
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 7
I keep re-reading mychapters and I realize Ive made a bunch of typos. Ill tryre-reading and editing them before I post themfrom now on. Hope that works. Sorry about those, people!--For the second time inless than two weeks, kids ran across the schoolyard to a fight brokenout. Just more excitement.Another fight?Goddamn, Cartman grumbled, pushing his fat way through the crowd,making enough room for
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 8
Maybe one or twochapters left, folks. Prepare for the end!--Kenny called Kylescell phone for the hundredth time. And, for the hundredth time, therewas no answer. He sighed and shoved his face in his ratty pillow.Why did I run!?That question keptringing in his ears over and over since it happened. What was worse,even after he ran after that even with Kyle the other day, was thathe had been avoiding
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 9
So, did I keep thesuspense straining? Your imaginations running? Your desire building?Perfect! Finally, the end is herefor this is the final chapter!--Craig never thought hewould say these words. Never in his life did he ever think his ownmouth would utter these words to this one person.I love you, Tweek.And, for once in his life of ever saying it, he meant it. He reallytruly meant it.I love younn
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The little things Chapter 1
Soeveryone seems to be doing drabble collections, and I thought it wasa good idea, seeing as I usually get ideas that arent too long andgood for a drabble instead. So, this is rated T for now. Therating may change. A lot ofthe drabbles are probably going to be romance, and I just thought Idsay who those pairings were (probably) going to be, so everyone knowswhat they may read. Stan/Kyle (Style), C
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The little things Chapter 2
To whomever cares enough to read excuses,Maybe youve seen me before, maybe youve heard of methat pathetic, blond piece of French shit. Just maybe, you even know my name. But you dont care. I was always there. Always there in the backgroundtheres that kidwithout a second thought.My point is, to all of you I was nobody, no feelings or thoughts. You were all wrong. Ive dealt with it for yearsyour hat
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Greenhouse Effect Chapter 1
Title: Greenhouse EffectGenre: Friendship/RomanceRating: TDisclaimer: I no ownNote: This fic is contains Yaoi , you have been warned. Fic insipired by the songSummary: [ONESHOT. Bunny.] Skipping school was natural for Kenny, but running into Butters, who just happened to be doing the same thing, wasnt.Skipping school was as natural for Kenny as dying, it was just simply something that needed to be
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A Wicked Surprise Chapter 1
A Wicked Surprise.You could say a hush came over thecrowd..But that would be lying, and as weall know, lying is wrong. Lying will make god cry, so to be frank...In South Park Highs Auditorium, azoo was residing.The Jocks, screaming like apes.The Populars, flocking like birds.And then there was...Well, the regular folk.Regular wasnt a word used much inthe small hick town of South Park. Being regula
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Just Like Puppets Chapter 1
Authors Note: The plot for this oneshot is based on a true event. A hypnotist came to perform at my college freshmen orientation one night. He hypnotized about 16 people from my class, and Im not even exaggerating, it was the funniest shit Ive ever seen in my life. I literally could not stop laughing the entire time. And I was one of those people who thought that hypnotism was just bullshit, but n
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Paper Chapter 1
A.N.Just a short drabble I wrote because I like Candy so much. I'm aSouth Park fandom newbie, so please. Be gentle.PaperShedidn't feel the paper ball when it bounced off of her beret. She onlyrealized it had because of the noise it made as it fell to theground. Then she heard him, behind her, laughing."'Ay,hippie!" he yelled. "Go make out with a fucking tree orsomething!"Heleft. She rolled her eye
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Disappointment Chapter 1
DisappointmentI never thought that today would be the day that I finally lost it. When I got up and ate my disgusting tasting bowl of Bran flakes and pulled on my green bunny eared hat, I had no idea that my whole little seemingly happy world would come crashing down. It all started out normally enough. I waited at the bus stop with my two good friends and Cartman like always. I took my normal sea
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The Mile High Club Chapter 2
Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Stan are on a special bus to L.A. The bus was accommodated with snacks and TVs and beds. The school said it would be cheaper than a plane and Kyle thought it would be more comfortable.They had to spend one night on the bus and the next week would be in a Hilton. The bus had 2 bedrooms; down the hall was the kitchen and bathrooms. Each bedroom had a TV. Kyle and Kenny got t
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One Simple Solution Chapter 1
A/N: I am a huge fan of insane!Pip or Murderous!Pip or Possessed!Pip Or Pip who has persuaded by someone else to snap. Then I realized that Damien would totally do this to the poor boy and this is how this story came along. Im sadly not very good at thinking evilly but I have wanted to write this story for so long I cant stop myself now. I got sort of a plot in my headDisclaimer: Probably slash be
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 1
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter One: You Give Up Your Soul Til You BreakdownBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: To my knowledge, there isnt a slash story about the parental units of the SP boys on this site. If there is, my bad. I'm still writing this. This is going to center mostly around Gerald/Stuart, with undertones of Gerald/Randy. Of course, its not AU, so we all know how its going to end- Gerald/Sh
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 2
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Two: The Only Broken Hearted Loser Youll Ever NeedBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Aha. Youve returned. I dont expect this to have high readership or anything, so every review counts towards an update. Id really like to see how people react to this. And Im tweaking the years. Theyre growing up in the late seventies/early eighties. I know Sharon and Randy supposedly met i
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 3
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Three: You Are Still A Whisper On My LipsBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I'm on a roll today with the updating. Haha, no one guessed right about the Craigs daddys name yet. Guess there will be some surprises. Thats good. Surprises are fun. I actually didnt know his name was Thomas until after Id finished that chapter and storyboarding the rest, and then when Tikal Tyran
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