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I Put A Spell On You Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to South Park.Note: My cousin took a whack at writing the other day during his stay at my house and wrote part of this (I edited that part a bit since he had a some mistakes) and asked me to finish it up and post it on here. Strangely, we kind of write the same...which completely scares me. Anyways, please review and tell us what you think.PS: The SP boys may seem
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 2
Itwas a boys body. Kyle didnt know who it was, but he knew it wasa sixth grader. Wait,he thought. Who would beso stupid as to shoot a sixth grader?Then a horrible realization hit him. Recently, Butters had become anemo because his mom committed suicide. He was talking to Cartmanabout a shooting, but being the fatass that he was, Cartman thoughtthat sweet, innocent, now-emo Butters was just kidding
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 3
Thatnight, Kyle was sitting alone at the dinner table, poking at a clumpof mashed potatoes. Ike was in the other room watching TheLion King, yelling outSimba! whenever there was a scene about the young lion.Theirdad had been in the bathroom all day, crying, and he still was, soKyle had made supper for himself and poured a bowl of cereal for Ike.Kylewas deep in thought about what had happened with
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 4
Dude.Harsh, Stan said the next morning at the bus stop after Kyle toldhim about his parents and Ike. And you didnt mean to hit him?Hell,no, Kyle said. It was like my arm had a mind of its own. Justlike yesterday, with Butters. He buried his face in his mittens.I dont know whats wrong with me, Stan.Stantried to say something, but Cartman swaggered up casually as usual.Whatsgoing on guys? he asked.K
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 5
Policehad showed up at the school a few days after the shooting (a/n: youknow South Parkno one really gives a crap about death until afterit happens and, well nevermind, you get the point). They wouldroam the hallways, checking backpacks for weapons or anything else ofsuspicion.Kylehad been deep in thought lately. Everyone around him seemed to behaving problemsprimarily himself. Almosteveryone, he
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 6
After school, a huge crowd of sixth grade boys had gathered beneath the bleachers of the football field, shouts of anger erupting from all of them.Kyle snuck around one side of the field and hid behind a pair of plastic trashcans, praying that the sixth graders wouldnt see him.Okay, listen up! said one of the big kids. He appeared to be the leader. Two of our fellow sixth graders have been shot an
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 7
WhenStan heard frantic knocking at his door, he raced to answer it. Heswung it open only to see Kyle there, jittering and panting. His redbangs and his freckled face were wet and shiny with sweat.Hey,dude, Stan said. Whats with you?Kyletried to catch his breath. Can I use your bathroom? hebreathed.Uhsure,Kyleclasped his hands together and shook them up and down, mouthing thewords, Thank you. He ru
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 8
Allthe boys hid their weapons in their lockers, just waiting for the warto break out so they would have a chance to defeat the sixth graders.Of course no one really talked to Butters or Tweek considering theywere the ones who started the whole thing. In fact, since the sixthgraders had discovered Tweek, the blonde had received eight weeks ofdetention and a trip to juvie, courtesy of Mrs. Garrison.
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 9
Kenny! Kyle ran to his wounded best friend and pulled the arrow from his skin.Kyle murmured the little blonde. did we win?Yes the sixth graders retreated we won the first battle, Kyle told him.Kenny smiled weakly, Good His eyes rolled in his head and he went unconscious again.Kyle looked up, Someone help Kenny!Two of the softball girls came and picked Kenny up and carried him away into the school.
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 10
Dude, whats up with you? Stan paced back and forth in front of Kyle in his room that afternoon. Thats like, twice this week youve beat up Cartman. Youre probably on his assassination list right now!Since when was I not on that list? Kyle said with a scoff. I dont know why Ive been hurting so many people, its just I got angry, and then I seemed to lose control its like, something completely takes o
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 11
this chapter is very gory, just to let you know. its the first actual battle for Kyle and the army, so please enjoy the fighting! lol. plz review and thanks to all my readers!The next day, Kyle sat in his desk that morning, waiting for the arrival of Danuba so that he could talk to her. He loved to converse with her about the things that troubled him because she understood him better than anyone,
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 12
After their victory at Terra Din, the fourth graders gathered in Xerress for a celebration. Sodas were passed around and cupcakes and pudding cups were provided by Token.Kyle stood up on one of the tables and whistled loudly, gaining the attention of every kid in the room. Everyone, the redhead said, his voice echoing in the vast room. Good work, today. We all deserve this celebration. But I think
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 13
well, here's chapter 13. i worked really hard on this one, so plz leave reviews :D. Anonymous Void-- i caught that little error too about Butters and the toast in chapter 12. so i fixed that as soon as i saw your review. thank u for reminding me and thanks for your review too. i hope the battles made the story a little more exciting! plus i want to thank "i luv kyle Broflovski" for submitting me m
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 1
Stan and Kyle were walking down the hallway of the school, their books in their arms, ready for class.So, Kyle, Stan said after a long pause. What do you think of the new girl?Kyles cheeks turned bright pink. There had been a new girl at South Park Elementary, and the moment Kyle saw her, hed liked her.Well he began. I havent really you know, talked to her at all, so I dont know her very wellStan
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 1
Help!Simps south turama guyHere isthe cast list just so you knowBart: johnLennonFry:George HarrisonStan: PaulMcCartneyBrian:Ringo StarrAhme (girlwho helps The deletles(yes I gave them a name): WendyClang:Cartman(obviously!)Clangsassistant: StewieFoot(scientist, 2nd villain): Kyle (HAHAHA!)Algernon(foots assistant): Dr John ZoidbergAhmessister (the sacrifice at the start): bebeInspector:Martin Prin
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 2
Apple recording studios Oklahoma based partok then said the guy in the booth lets try ticket to rideI think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away.She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.She said that living with me
Was bringing her down yeah.
She
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 3
Brofloski and Zoidberg physicistswellwhat we will do is expand the molecular structure of the ring makingit bigger and dropping it off the finger said the craboksaid Stanok thenVOLTAGE shouted KyleAnd lightsglowed all around as all but the sacrifice ring dropped offholyjehovahs witness said Kyle with that ring, I could, dare sayit rule the world and get my manly love to love me backand then avoice
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 4
Later that eveningYou must be brave for the inoculationBut if you were brave you would have not needed this Outside the housesok guys said cartmanSimpsonGriffinScotchRodriguezGet in theirAnd they battered down the doorAnd a fight ensuedBOOMBAMKAPOWFART? ok guys that was me said Homerbut thenPEW!A pistol went offScaring everyone and they ran outsideRETREAT! shouted cartmanok Stan, you will kiss me
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 5
theyhave to paint me red before they kill meand thengas flew in and killed Kenny who was conveniently in the roomok Iwill get your protectionsomerandom field in EnglandI gotthis song but it out of our leagueand themusic played with Bart singing lead vocalsYo! Hey what's happening dude?
I'ma guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' people wherever Igo,
It's not intentional, just ke
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 6
Copenhageninternational airportAfter aperformance of back in the U.S.S.R they went their separate ways forthe dayBartpracticed his deep deep trouble songFry wentto 3010 for a whileBrianstayed with Wendy at the apartment while Stan went to a goldsmithsfor some reasonI knowwhy said BrianBut thenanother though came into mind for himHow do Iget the hell out of this mess?Due tothe fact I posted a chapt
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 7
The first attempt on BrianslifeThe band were singing ob-la-diob-la-da:Desmond has his barrow in themarket place...
Molly is the singer in a band...
Desmond saysto Molly "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this asshe takes him by the hand...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on,brah!...
Lala how the life goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, lifegoes on, brah!...
Lala ho
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 8
Ok then the last chapter which will culminate the events of this storyAnd because I want it to be really special, I am making this long and will promise to proofread itBeachs of Copenhagen, a live concertKyle and Zoidberg were in their boat waiting to kill Wendy, get Stan and Brian and leave fry and Bart alone.When they began to sing another song.Being for the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will b
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Help simps south turama guy Chapter 9
The deleted scenes of Help!Simps south turama guyIdo not deserve this said Wendy who was also tied up with Brianandthen spoke up to himImgonna risk getting killed but who cares im only a dog who can drumandhe then untied himself and waved his hand to stop themaha sir we have new chemicalsbut we had to free the prisonerswhat YOU F**KING CRAB!,CARTMAN GIVE THEM BACKno way Jew, Ill also tellyour mom
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A Fatal End Chapter 1
Please forgive me for making this. I dont know what came over me, if you dont know what Im talking about now just wait till the ending.Stan combed his figures threw his hair. He didnt know how to feel. A few hours ago Kyle confessed his feeling for his long time best friend him, leaving Stan lost in his thoughts. He didnt know how to answer Kyles feelings. Yes he loved Kyle just as much as Kyle lo
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Just Friends Chapter 1
A/N My first multi-chaptered fanfic! Yey! And its all gonna be inBebes POVThis isgonna be a Kybe fic, because there isnt enough Kybe fics and fansout there! Cmon, you know you love this pairing =ADISCLAIMER Trey Parker and Matt Stone owns South ParkWhen Iwanted to, I could run pretty damn fast.EricCartman had decided to sneak into my bag and steal another list usgirls had made, and I couldnt let t
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Just Friends Chapter 2
A/N Im British so I dont go to high school, so sorry if Ivegot this whole high school thing wrong D= Id love to go to anAmerican high school, seriously, itd just be amazing! =DThank youmy lovely reviewers, live_laugh_shop and mrgonkus 33 I love youall so much!DISCLAIMER I dont own South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker do = [Indianabelongs to George Sand =DThe bell rang, signalling school was fini
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Just Friends Chapter 3
A/N Ive learnt something today, (xD) when Im bored I tend to writea lot.DISCLAIMER We all know who South Park belongs to, Trey Parker and Matt Stoneblah, blah, blah xpMe andWendy were sitting on my bed, talking about boys, or two boys inparticular.Wendy wascomplaining about Stan, ever since he got his new phone he wasntpaying enough attention to her, which I found highly amusing as hesnever paying
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Just Friends Chapter 4
A/N Hey, sorry for the late update I had writers block D= But, youdnever guess what! ^^ On the last day of school, after school (summerholidays! Yey! =D) I learnt the German word shizer (I think thatshow you spell it x3), it means shit XDAnyway,I tried to make this chapter longer because of the late update ^w^even though it makes the update longerXDCan I,mom? I asked her, she looked up at her book
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Just Friends Chapter 5
A/N I am sooo sorry this took so long to update, but seriously, I need tospend my summer holiday away from the laptop at some point lol x3 butI made it extra long for you. About 1000 words 33 or 2 and a halfpages.Did youknow American Redwood Trees can be up to 350 ft?And Iwas thinking, maybe when I finish this, I should rewrite it, likemake it longer, more detailed etc. or should I just start rewr
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A Bet We Cant Lose Chapter 1
A Bet We Can't LoseChapter One30 dollars! That's as high as I'm going.No way, dude. I have to have at least 50 for this crap.Okay, you get your 50 then, you stupid Jew... And there goes Cartman again making fun of Kyle's religion. It was no wonder Kyle always felt so angry and tensed up at the thought of Cartman.Finally... Kyle exasperated after fifteen minutes of arguing.I asked, Does that mean w
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A Bet We Cant Lose Chapter 2
A Bet We Can't LoseChapter 2I was dreading the today. Today was the day Kyle and started being a'couple', and I was worried what everyone was going to say... Andgoing by Cartman's conditions, we had to show public display ofaffection. I met up with Kyle at the bus stop, and sighed.Yeah, I know, He replied. As Cartman came up, he looked down atthem and frowned.What's going on?? He growled. I quirke
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A Bet We Cant Lose Chapter 3
A Bet We Can't LoseChapter 3No, what if you get carried away?Dude! Sick! I'm inot/igonna get carried away!Aw, you know that you think I'mcute, Kyle said, narrowing his eyes and smiling. We layed sprawledout across his floor, discussing ideas that would help us earn moremoney. I had suggested we sit in each other's laps.I laughed. Oooofff course I do...He's right, I did. He was cute in his own Kyle
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A Bet We Cant Lose Chapter 4
A Bet We Can't LoseChapter 4When I got home from school, Iwondered. Why did Kyle take it further than we had planned to? Iwanted to think that it was because he wanted to, but something in mymind was saying that he would never like me that way. Well, he was aguy with guy hormones...That had to have been it. I sighed, staringat my homework, trying to finish the first problem. I couldn'tconcentrate
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Confessions Of An Eight Year Old Outcast Chapter 1
Confession'sOf An Eight Year Old OutcastHi, if you have read the story RichWitch an Oc story then you might know me (I'm the one whopunched Luci), but if you haven't read that story, then Hi, I'm BeccaKim Mason. I'm eight years old & I've just moved to a town calledSouth Park & yet again, I'm the outcast girl who hangs out withthe boys. So the Story begins in Africa.Disclaimer: I do notown
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Confessions Of An Eight Year Old Outcast Chapter 2
I DON'T OWN SOUTHPARK!Chapter 2: First Dayof School.I got up & got ready.I went to put my eyeliner on but stopped.No, this time I'll benormal. I thought.So, I got out so normaljeans & a pink top out from the back of the wardrobe. (Noteverything is ready, but I put my stuff in the wardrobe last night) Istared at it until my mom shouted."Hurry up Becca oryou'll be late for school.""No" I sai
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 1
Rating may change. Warnings; Cross dressing and bad writing skillz.I don't own South Park or She's the Man.I should probably be updating 'Welcome to Insanity', but I kindaa got bored with the whole, OC-moves-into-SP-what-will-happen?!? plot. Soo yeaah. This is my laaame attempt at bein' original. Oh, and i can use your OC's pllzz?And it all started with the death of a boy named Eric Cartman.Is tha
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 2
------------------------------xThose who are dead, are not dead; they`re just living in my head.------------------------------xHey new kid! sneered a greasy haired boy. Ew. I felt like squirting him with a hose or something. He could try bathing. Its actually very nice when you get used to it. Ill show you around, if you know what I mean.Is every boy in this school horny and gay? Jesus.With my sui
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 3
disclaimer; me no own South Park. You no sue.-----------------------------xWho would you date?Mr. Vermillion or Mr. Attractive?------------------------------xYou have one new voicemail. Pause. Voicemail received today, at 2:35.AVERY! A sob came from the recording on my cell phone. I took it away from my ear in surprise, but despite that, I could still hear the high-pitched squeal on the other line
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 4
------------------------------xeveryone knows im in over my head.------------------------------xDate? I questioned. I wasnt sure what I had in mind. When people dated back home, they usually got aids or something. I hate to tell you boys, but I dont want aids.Just so the guys wont know youre taken, Stan explained to me, probably noting my confused look. And wont hit on you.What you can also say is
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All About STYLE Chapter 1
All About STYLE part1School had JUST finished. Kyle was sitting on the schoolsteps on his own, watching everybody coming out of the building, hewas waiting for his mum to come by. Apparently she was going to belate. So she asked him to wait there for 10 minuits. So to keep himbusy he started to do his homework. Until he saw Madie comingout.
"Hey Kyle, why are you all on your own?" SaidMadie,
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All About STYLE Chapter 2
All about STYLE part2"Stan I can explain!" Kyle shot up in panic,worried if their friendship was over. Whilst Rachel and Madie satquietly, not wanting to get involved.
"Listen, i think weshould talk Kyle." Stan said to him, he wanted to knoweverything.
Kyle looked at the floor and walked with Stan to thepark, Leaving Rachel and Madie on the school steps.
They sat downnear a tree and
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All About STYLE Chapter 3
It was night time untilStan broke the silence between the pair of them."Oook where so istart?" Stan asked, scratching the back of his neck."Well Stan listenim really sorry for the way i reacted, i never meant to run off likethat." Kyletwiddled his thumbs."Hey its ok, butwhere did you go?""Down by starkspond by a tree.""Dammit why didn'tI think to look there?!" Stan shouted, slapping his headforcef
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