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Jtaime Chapter 1
ChapterTitle: ItsOnly the BeginningRating:TPairing(s):Christophex Kyle. One-sided Stan x Kyle. Eric x WendyWarnings:Swearing.Notes:Er,yeah. A fic I wanted to make for TehShmexyRamen since shes doing acollaboration with me on the fic StrawberryParfait.If youd like to read that, please go to my profile and look for mystories. And leave a review.And,TSR is the most awesome person ever. So this is for
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Jtaime Chapter 2
ChapterTitle: ItsOnly the BeginningRating:TPairing(s)Chapter-wise: Christophex Wendy, hints of Eric x Wendy (one-sided)Warnings:Swearing.Notes:Iam positively sorry that this hasnt been updated in so long. I wasbusy and got caught up in other things. I cant for a fact say thatwont happen again, but for now, please bear with me. I amdisappointed by its shortness, but only today did I get someinspira
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 1
It was morning in south park, and Stanmarsh was waiting at the bus stop, for the bus waiting for hisfriends to come. Then Kenny walks up to Stan hey dude! Cartman andkyle not here yet?no, not yet Stan answered alittle depressed.Don't worry Stan, kyle always comes!Maybe we'll get lucky and Cartman won't come!hey guys!Cartman came up on time.goddamn it... Kenny sighed,which made Stan laugh under his
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 2
Once Stan was done sending his text toKenny he handed it back to Kenny and said thanks, Once the busstopped in front of the School Kenny said Okay Stan, Let's go toClass. If kyle sends a text message back I'll tell you. He says asStan Rubs the tear off his eyes and nods. lets goAfter school everyonewas leaving for home, Stan got on the bus and sooner a couple minuteslater Kenny Got on with Butters
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 3
Previously on Kidnappingcan be-Me- ay! I thought I told you never to come back again we alreadyknow what happened!!!i-im sorrryit's just!-Me-get out of here before you get hurt!!!! *watchesDaren walk out*now Continue!notseeing kyle and Cartman making fun of him.After he said that Kenny came running back yelling STAN I KNOWWHAT HAPPENED TO KYLEand after Stan heres that his head snaps back up. what?
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 4
I know that's so much better! butters spoke up and followedKenny, Stan gulped before following him and Kenny. Once there Kennyannounce that they were and Stan asked Do we knock?Of course not! We walk in! Kenny said and Opened the door,Then walked in and then walked in the living and saw Damien, Pip, andKyle sitting at a low table with lots of papers on there and a bookalso on the table and everyth
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 5
Alright, Have you two decided who is going to be your bestman? pip and Damien both answered no to that question. wellpick one!I don't know? Pip speaks up Kyle, just be thankful it'snot Tweek and Craig's Wedding your planning! Kyle, Pouts andcrosses his arms in response muttering a 'your right.' While Stanshakes his head at him. Kenny noticed Stan shaking his head andwhispered to him why he was.He'
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 6
alright then! Lets go back to planning shall we? Kyle made amove toward the door but paused when he heard his name. what isStan?What was the first thing you ever loved? he asked.Kyle blushes and stutters u-uh why do ask?Because butters asked me earlier and I was wondering what wasyours.ummmmm..... Kyle mumbles looking down. I guess thatwould be.... you...Kyle said with much trouble saying it and
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 7
Damn it! I'm caught!Kenny's mind screamed. what?You alright? You loom a little Pale.Oh? Nah, I don't! I'm always pale!You were watching weren't you? Stan said as he puts his armsaround Kyle. Never mind if you were He said.Good!.....so I can keep watching?Depends. Stan looks down at Kyle. Can he? Kyle looked off to the side and thought about it andwhen he got his answer he muttered a sometime. Stan
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 8
well we all agree? Kyle asked as he tried to contain hisexcitement. Pip nodded and as soon as he did Kyle fainted and Stancaught him. Kyle? he asked.hmmm...I guess to much excitement..? Kenny guessed. As Kylewas out cold.Stan looks at Kenny then back at Kyle and whispering, baby?and kissed him. Pip looks at them and then back at Damien.He'll be fine. Just....Is he always this happy? Damien asked.S
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 9
You want a girl now don't you? kyle nods Violently. :thoughtso. Stan laughs but then becomes serious after a while. we cantry if you want. Kyle looked up and asked really, and Stan nods.when?Stan shrugs, When you want to. Kyle suggested after thewedding. Yeah after the wedding I promise. kyle hugs Stan moreand Stan starts stroking his hair again.We can also like, dress her up inone of those frilly
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 10
I want to take the full price!Kyle said.Damn it Kyle don't ignore me!Stan yelled as Pip asked if that was what he wanted and Kyle nodsonce again they both ignore him.Okay Damien I may need some help.The other nods and they both wait for pip's orders. Now Stan...you still want to know? Stan nods. Kyle is going to save you.Pip turns to Kyle. You better be positive about this. Kylenods. I was just ch
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 11
As soon as Kyle showed Stan that thetest was positive, Stan Laughed and screamed with kyle and they bothhugged each. yay were going to be parents! Stan says happilyas he hugs him closer to himself.I can't wait wait to see what thechildren will be like, I'm so happy!I can't wait either.Shouldwe tell everyone right now. Kyle asks him.We'll tell pip, Damien, Kenny andbutters but I don't know about th
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Try For Me Chapter 1
Growing up in South Park sort of has an effect on you."CARTMAN YOU BLEEDING RANCID PICKLE QUEEF VAGINA!!!"Like extensive vocabulary, for example.I held back one of my best friends, Kenny McCormick, from beating the living shit out of one of my other best friends (sort of), Eric Cartman. Kenny was shaking violently and flailing against me, his thin body surprisingly strong. It took all my strength
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Two and a Half Boys Chapter 1
Background Info: This is set inpresent day South Park, and the boys are all 9 years old, well exceptfor Cartman, but that comes later lol. I dont know what theweather is like in Colorado, but Im guessing its really snowyaround fall/winter.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Cartman, with hishead down and yellow gloved ha
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Two and a Half Boys Chapter 2
Cartmanslept peacefully throughout the night, and had a pleasant dream. Hewas walking through Starks Pond, which looked like a winterwonderland. A beautiful fairy appeared in front of him. Out of theway, hoe. Im going fishin! he said, in true Cartman fashion.CartmanI can make your one true wish come true She said,hauntingly. Really? he said, interested. He was thinking of allthe dirty things hed d
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Two and a Half Boys Chapter 3
Cartman!Kyle said triumphantlyStantried to explain. Its a funny story actually. See, he was at myhouse and-Thatswho this kid reminds me of! Kyle cut him off. Goddamn I hatehim. Lately it seems like hell do any fucking thing to piss meoff!Hey,Cartman is my last- a small voice which was quickly muffled byStans hand said. Stan didnt want Kyle to find out just yet. Hefigured it would be amusing to wat
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Two and a Half Boys Chapter 4
Okthis isnt the best chapter, but Im having a serious writersblock. Im trying to come up with a brilliant plot where they findand rescue Clyde Frog, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Stanand Kyle looked at each other, confused, and then at Cartman who wasstill grieving over his pubes.Cartmandontyou see what happened? Y
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Mulligatawny Chapter 1
MulligatawnyThe word Mulligatawny comes from the Tamil word 'Milagutanni' - 'Milagu' meaning pepper and 'tanni', which means water.Chapter One: OutsetSitting on his bed now seemed to add to the humiliation that Cartman, who was standing a few feet away, bestowed upon him. Kyle held back tears. Its all he could do, really, as he took in the situation at hand.He looked back down, half seeing the pic
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Life sucks Chapter 1
Life SucksWhil-o-whispFandom: Goth yaoi love (red Goth x curly Goth), South ParkWord count: 706A/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU WISH YOU HAD MORE MONEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOUR LIFES SO SAD ITS FUNNY! This is a birthday present for my sister, for her thirtieth birthday, so wish her a happy birthday in the comments please k thanks! I enjoyed writing this, it was inspired by my friend Megan, who was trying to
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paris je taime Chapter 1
author's comments:okay, so i watched the movie paris, je t'aime and this oneshot was based off of/inspired by this scene:http:// www . youtube . com /watch?v=_3t9_vs5Wn8 ... copy and paste the url without the spaces to go to the video.uhm, there will be translations at the end, so, you don't need to look them up. also, i used an online translator, so the translations are basically gibberish. so, i
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Practice Makes Perfect Chapter 1
Authors Note: I wrote this Stenny oneshot, because one, I really wanted to experiment with this pairing, and two, I just feel like the Stan/Kenny pairing is underrated in general.Although, I have to admit, my favorite person to slash Kenny with is still Kyle. That pairing just makes more sense to me than this one does, for some reason. But theyre both cute in their own ways.I decided to try a diff
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 1
PrologueI was really young when Kyle showed it to me. We were young and curious, and we sought to find different ways to make our lives more exciting, more ways to differentiate ourselves from the rest of the mundane world, a world governed by all the cruel parents who never ceased in enforcing strict regulations. The two of us wanted to be away from it all, and we took every chance we could.I thi
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 2
AngelWhen I was younger, I always used to wonder what it was like having a guardian angel. No, not one of those religious ones Father Maxi kept talking about in his sermons. Im referring to angels in the figurative sense; I always wondered what it would feel like, to have someone watching over you, to guide you, to protect you from doing the wrong thing. I used to wonder if that guardian angel wou
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 3
KennyBeing with Kyle makes time fly rather quickly. Im hardly aware of what time it is, and not just because therere hardly any clocks in his room; we surf the internet, pull out a game of Yahtzee, and prank call random people from the phone book, and in the midst of our fun, time isnt really something I choose to worry about.In fact, its only when Wendy calls me when I realize how much times pass
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 4
ComplexI had that dream again.Its more of a nightmare, actually, depending how you look at it. It always starts the same way; Im in my bed when I hear a noise, and I leave the bed to look for its source. I always glance at Sparky, frowning at his demeanor, not panting and wagging his tail as he always does; but I always ignore him and continue to my door, opening it quietly and slipping through th
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 5
UnbrokenSix hours without Kyle is much longer than it would be with Kyle. I had gotten home from my walk at roughly one thirty, and Im sure I wouldve taken longer if Officer Barbrady hadnt let me off so easily on breaking the towns curfew. But then, thats what we get for having a douche as our police officer.Once I got home, however, it had taken quite a good deal of time to pass the rest of the t
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 6
DissociatedWendy had been wise enough not to bring up that whole choosing argument of hers. Thank god, too, because even now Im still not sure what that answer would be. Of course, she probably knew that asking me such a question would only tear us apart again, and for some reason I have a gut feeling she doesnt want that.Merely for her sake, Ive spent the last two days with her more than Kyle. Ky
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 7
NoticeableI guess you could say there are many types of love. Theres true love, which probably doesnt exist normally in the real world. Then theres fairytale love, where Prince charming goes after the princess and they live happily ever after without divorce. Then theres abusive love, which I guess is what Kennys parents give him (though I probably shouldnt be saying that aloud). Theres also best
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 8
PretendI tap on the window once.No answer.I sigh, closing my eyes as I lean against the wall. Maybe Kenny isnt home.Youd tell me if something was bothering you, wouldnt you?
Of course, dude.But would he really? Only moments ago I wouldnt have doubted this sentence, but suddenly but suddenly it feels like hes changed. Like something just happened to him, something I cant place my finger on. An
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 9
NormalcyI can hearsomething. A noise. Something I cant recognize. And its almostlike its calling my name. But I dont want to get up; I dontwant to figure out what it is. Ive heard it so many times, in themiddle of so many nights, and Im scared I might actually findout.But nevertheless Iopen my eyes. I push myself up to an upright position; I pull myselfout of bed.I catch a glimpse ofSparky on my w
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 10
ReplacementThe first thing I dowhen Kyle and I arrive at my house is call Wendy.Kyle shiftsuncomfortably at the door as he takes off his shoes. Ive alreadymade my way into the kitchen, fumbling through yesterdays mail tomake sure theres nothing there I need. Theres really nothing todo, really, except to listen to the dial tone.I dont see whyyou have to ask, Kyle says quietly, but I dont get the ch
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 11
DesperationMorning comes tooquickly for my liking.I groan. Not onlydoes it seem unusually early but its also unusually bright, too. Ithink someones purposely drawn back the curtains, and as I peerinto the bright light I see none other than Kyle smiling at mydiscomfort.Why the hell hesup so early isnt a hard question to answer. After all, Kyle hadfallen asleep so early the night before. I hadnt bot
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 12
CalmAfter leaving Sparky at my house, Kyle and I had both headed to Cartmans house. We had walked quickly and silently, and possibilities were running through my mind, some quite unbelievable. But despite those I tried keeping my mind clear, thinking of how to approach the situation once we got there.of course, I fail miserably, so in the end I decide to wing the situation when it comes. After all
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 13
DisarrayWhy did you kissme?Because you weredrunk.
Because I wanted to.You wanted to?No.
Yeah.Why?But if you wantedto, that means youre that youre.Not in your rightmind?
Gay?Yeah.Stan, IKyle, can I askyou something?Sure.Do you like me?Like?Like me as afriend.
Like me as something more than a friend?No, of course youdont.
Yeah, I guess I do. Is that gonna be a problem?No, I
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 14
PrayerThe day goes by veryslowly. Its very quiet, very long, and very lonely. My phoneremains silent the entire time, something that usually only happenswhen Wendy breaks up with me. But then, maybe that is whathappened; all Wendy had asked me to do was leave, yet it feels likeshed broken up with me, implicatively, however silently she haddone it.And what makes itworse is that it feels like Kyle h
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 15
Wingsdamn bitch dont even know whats best forer. God damn, that woman betterstart bringing somethin other than that whining mouth of ers. The familyssufferin from lacks of food and she dont even bring home the bacon!damn, Ihadnt had myself some bacon sinceYoudont even have a job of your own; whore you to say what sheYouinterruptin me, boy?Mr.McKormick, please, put him!Stan,stay!Youdisrespectin me,
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 16
DismissToday is Wednesday. Wendy comes back on Monday.Its not that bad, Kenny tries telling me, arm slung around my shoulders. He, Kyle and I are in my room, sitting on the bed as we all try to pass the time. It was also too early for any of us to be sleeping yet, and there really wasnt much else we could be occupied with.You still need to figure out what youre gonna tell your mom, says Kyle quiet
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 17
Foundation Id known it had just been a dream. Yet for some reason, I couldnt find the courage to shake myself out of it.I had known the minute Id begun falling into that abyss of darkness. Arms spread wide, hair flying in all directions, the terrible feeling of endless vertical wind all unpleasant. And though many voices I heard, none seem to reply to me when I called for help. They merely kept ta
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 18
AsymptoteSeptembers almost near. I can almost taste it.Since reconciling with Wendy, it had felt almost as if time had sped up much more quickly than it had before. There had no longer been any anticipation being built toward one particular event or occurrence. I no longer had to worry about Wendy hating me; instead she called me regularly, and the only anticipation I felt now was my having to wai
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 19
Inconsistency
Yesterday was Labor Day, otherwise known as our last day of vacation before school started.Part of me feels sad that vacation ended. So much has happened in the course of two monthsand even so, so much hasnt happened. I suppose thats why the other half of me does want to go to school, because I had spent way too many days doing nothing, all to the point where I began to wish I d
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 20
HAPPY 10-MONTH ANNIVERSARY, WNLB! :)AwkwardnessLunchtime, by far, produces the most interesting conversations.Today, for example:I slept with your boyfriend last night, Wendy! Are you jealous? That would be Kenny, of course, still trying to piss Wendy off. And Im still not sure why, either. And I cant really protest against it either, especially since its partially true. But I hadnt expected Wendy
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