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El Dia de los Muertos Chapter 1
El Da de los Muertos+ Natsu +PROLOGUEOn the 2nd of November Kenny McCormick died and did not come back.It had been a routine accident: A drunken slip from the edge of a balcony whilst dicking around climbing the railings. Three people had watched him plummet, heard the sick thud of limbs crumbling against snow-dusted concrete, and had then turned placidly back to their partying. Everyone knew abou
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El Dia de los Muertos Chapter 2
A/N: Really thank you for the positive reviews which were left for the measly little prologue of this story. Its going to be quite close to my heart, this one, so I feel a bit protective of it! I think Im a little too involved with it, to be honest: it makes me emotional! The responses I received really have motivated me to write more, though. You guys are super awesome.Four years later and Kyles
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El Dia de los Muertos Chapter 3
A/N: This is a lazy, boring (and overlong) chapter and I am sorry for it. Theres a lot of backstory, but it does eventually get to the pivotal point of the narrative (honest it does) if you stick with it. I think that really...this was more than just a fanfic idea and I dont actually have the time to devote to it at the moment to do it justice. Which makes me sad.From the second their eyes had met
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 1
okay, okay! this is my first fanfic, i made it very long for some reason! i would really like some reviews, just to see if im a good writer or not!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Gday mate! I'm Teresa. Hailing from Australia! I just finished wrestling a crocodile and now I'm riding my kangaroo back home. I found my koal
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 2
Myparents went through great lengths to keep our destination secret. Ihad a blindfold on in the airport, and they kept my iPod blasting inmy ear the whole time. When we were 10 minutes away, they put theblind fold back on. They helped me off then plane then took it off mewhen we got in the airport. It had to be the tiniest piece of crapairport I've ever seen. I looked at a sign, WELCOME TO SOUTH P
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 3
Mondaycame, and I was FUHHH-REAAKING OUTTT! I was bad meeting new people. Ihated it. I got in the shower, got out, blow dried my hair, and thencurled random bits of it, giving it volume and it looked killer. Ihad brown hair with natural highlights going all throughout it; Ijust cant find myself to die it. I put a head band on, which wasplaced halfway down my side fringe. My hair was ready. I slapp
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 4
chapter 3, ive written alot of this story. oh and i forgot to mention, I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK. cause if i did then i wouldnt be here right now, would i?------------------------I got into the cafeteria, but I wasnt hungry, so I went to sit at an empty table. I then thought against it. What if this was someones table. That would be fucking embarrassing. I went outside and sat at the back of some ra
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 5
im sorry, for my super short chapters :) please review?i dont own south park, btw.-------------------------The lunch bell rang, and I grabbed an apple from my bag. I lost Craig and Tweek at the lockers so I just went to the back of the building again. They were already there with some new guys. I stood frozen for a sec but then Craig made a hand gesture come here so I sat next to him. He introduce
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 6
shortest chapter yet, sorry. I DONT OWN SOUTH PARK.------------------The class seemed nicer today because I now had friends, or maybe it was the pot. I didnt care. I smiled as I walked up to my desk and sat down. What the hell are you so happy about? Yesterday you were shitting your pants and flipping people off! some random voice told me. I turned to see who it was. Eric.
Hiiiiiii Eric! I sa
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 7
a busy chapter. I DONT OWN SOUTH PARK AND I WOULD LIKE A REVIEW. :))))------------------------------------------I walked home with Tweek and Token. I was way quiet now. Bye bye pot Teresa. Hello hello normal Teresa.
Hey Teresa,-I cut him off.
Call me tee, please I hate my real name!
Oh alright, well, tee, Im having a party on Friday night, you want to come? he asked with a smile.
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 8
I DONT OWN SOUTH PARK :)-----------------Excuse me Mr., but NO-ONE touches mah ass without my permission! which was true.
Aww, come on baby, how can I not? he winked then kissed me. I jumped back.
YUK MAN! YOU TASTE LIKE VOMIT! I said a little too loud. Kenny blushed. oh, sorry, I said quietly.
Dont worry babe, ill kiss you when I dont he winked then walked off. I needed a drink to
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 9
i dont own south park, nor any of the songs i mention in this story!-------------------------My mum and Chris came home and I heard barking. When they were high they usually didnt make animal noises. I went downstairs and they were holding a puppy. My eyes went wide.
YOU GOT A FUCKING PUPPPY! I yelled.
Yeap, and hes all your babe Chris said. I ran up and hugged them and then grabbed my l
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 10
the plot thickens...not really.------------------------I walked home with Tweek. Hey tee, Craig and stuff are coming over. You in? he asked.
Yeah cool, but I got to go to my house and do some stuff first I replied.
Oh okay cool, GAH! See ya laters. And he went in his house. I got in my house and went on msn and told Teresa about my day. I then went to the pot room. Shit. They didnt have
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 11
Ivenow been at South Park for two months now, and I no longer need potto be outgoing. My puppies bigger now. Still cute though. I took himfor a walk. I passed Starks pond and saw a guy crying. I walked up tohim and noticed it was Kenny. I let my dog run off the leash and ranup to Kenny. I squatted in front of him. Whats wrong ken?Iasked. He looked up at me bloodshot eyes and a bruise on his cheek.
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 12
The next week school was different, but way better. I was avoiding Craig and Tweek and the rest with everything I had. They havent apologized so they can fuck themselves. Kenny was so nice though. We held hands during all classes and kissed all through lunch. I loved the guy, shit! Did I just say that? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Ive gone out with him for like 3 weeks! I started blushing.
You hot babe?
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 13
I walked home by myself. I saw Tweek and token walking ahead of me. I started balling again. Im pretty sure they turned around to have a look because they went quiet for like 30 seconds. I stopped and pretended to tie my shoe just to put some distance between us. You know, you dont have to pretend to tie your shoe. Theyre not going to bite your head off! some guy said behind me. I nearly jumped ou
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 14
Ishould have just said sorry to Tweek when I ran into him on thestairs, but I couldnt. I dont know why. Maybe it was because Ispecifically said fuck you Tweek. Maybe it was because I becamethe closest to him over the 3 or so months Ive been here. I had towrite his apology on a stupid piece of paper.
I pressed it upagainst the window. Oh, how fucking great. I was crying again. Clydepointed Twe
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 15
ITWAS FINALLY THE SCHOOL FUCKING HOLIDAYS. I was sick of this fuckingcold weather. I told Tweek, Clyde, Craig, Token, Butters and the restthat were going to California. And we were going by car. Nothing likea killer long road trip to get you into a good mood. It would take uslike 2 hours to fly, and 16 hours to drive. It just makes it morefun! I decided that whoever couldnt come was no longer my f
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 16
We were walking down astreet and we were fitting in. we were all in our bathers and welooked totally cool. Except Tweek. He kept twitching. I hugged himand told him to calm, so he did. I then stoped causing Clyde to hitmy back, but I stood my ground.
Dude whyd you stop? Ididnt reply. I just ran behind Tweek and looked over his shoulder.Tweek looked back at me.
Whats wrong? he said.
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 17
Iran into my mums arms when I got home and I told her all aboutwhat happened with that faggot Mark.
I knew I shouldnt ofmarried that fat fuck, but then I wouldnt have you she smiledat me. Then I gave Chris a hug. Then Little Tweek ran up to me. Ipicked him up and hugged him. I decided to go for a walk with him. Igot his leash and we went out. Man it was cold. Theholidays finished and it was t
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 18
Iwalked up to my sometime friends Bebe and Wendy and told them aboutmy killer birthday party.
I need a girls opinion on mycostume, Im sure the boys will just pick the sluttiest one thereI said.
And who said we wont? Wendy replied. We all hada good laugh. Afterschool we all went to the mall. Me, Tweek, Clyde, Craig, Token,Wendy, Bebe, Butters and Cartman. Cartman and Wendy were holdinghan
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 19
Tweek,Clyde, Craig and Token all came to my house to get ready. We all putour costumes on and I styled all their hair. I then did mine, and mymakeup. I did Craigs vamp make up and painted one of Tokens teethgold. I had this little flimsy little white nurses dress on. Thisdress was tight and pushed my boobs up a lot. I had white stockingswith stirrups and extra high white high heels on. I also had
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 20
I got up at 11:30 and blasted the music up to wake everyone. Everyone started swearing me. GET THE FUCK OUT, THE OWNERS ARE COMING IN AN HOUR AND I GOTTA CLEAN UP ALL YOUR VOMIT! I yelled into the mic.
They all got up and got out. Tweek and Clyde helped me clean, but stupid Craig and Token refused to get up.When we were done the owners came and expected it. They were happy so we left. Everyon
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 21
I kicked out Tweek and Clyde out at about 7:30, after dinner. I climbed on my bed and turned on my laptop.
teeee says: TERESA, ABOUT TIME YOU CAME ON, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE PAST TWO DAYS?
I told her all about the party.
teeee says: THATS AWESOME. MAN I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
~tazrr. says: I do to :P
teeee says: yeah I know, ;)
~tazrr. says: hey, so how did th
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 22
Mumlet me take the rest of the week off school. I was emotionallydrained. Its not every day I get punched in the stomach. Letalone, by my dad. I was so pissed off at my dad. My own fuckingfather, punching me in the stomach. I could never have done that tomy child. Im his blood, and he still punched me. I rung Teresa andwasted every cent of my credit. I couldnt give a shit. I couldnttell her on msn
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 23
Idont think I have ever been happier in the past 2 years. I had mybestest friend in the whole wide world back and she was going to stayfor a month. Shehad decided to take an extra week off school to stay with me, and Icouldnt complain. She enrolled at my school, what else would shedo all day when I wasnt home? She had gone out to get Tweek,Clyde and I something to eat. Has she got a boyfriend? Cly
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 24
HeyTweek! Teresa said. She walked past him and sat in his car. I juststood there staring at Tweek.
What? GAH! Stop s-staring! heasked. I look bad, dont ACK I?! In all honesty he looked thebest Ive ever seen him. He looked sexier now than our birthdayparty. He had gray acid wash skinny jeans and a black t-shirt. Healso had a black vest which had grey pin-stripes. For shoes he hadwhite Nike air
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 25
Ikept replaying what Teresa said to me on Friday night. I keptreplaying what I said on Friday night. I should have been listeningto what Mr. Garrison. I looked at Tweek who was sitting next to me.He still has the black in his hair. He still looked hot. I growled.I had to get my mind off him, but I couldnt. I do not loveTweek Tweak. I head said to my heart. My heart thought otherwise.Oh, yes you do
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 26
Teresanever left my side for the past couple of days. She was scared I wasgoing to trip out again, skip school and get high beyond control. Shewas a really good friend. It was Wednesday night and she was tiredfrom babysitting me. She fell on my bed and fell asleep straightaway. Without Teresa talking to keep my mind busy, I started to thinkthings I didnt want to think about. See heart? I haventtho
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Lie To Me Chapter 1
AN: Sorry it's short... it's a summary, like... you know what i mean?! This is to my new story which is gonna be about Craig. I know... he sounds so evil but i swear, he is no serial killer. Or is he...? I'll leave it to you to find that out. ^-^South Park belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker, not meEvery day wouldve been the same.It was as if every time I got angry my mind imploded, like throwin
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These Words Chapter 1
Summary:I totally suck at sumaries so please just read.I'm gonna tell you its South Park High related.Chapter One: "Meeting Jessica"The four boys were standing in the halls before the bell about random leaned against a locker."I hope this won't be as bad as Middle School." he said taking off his hood.Stan looked at his best friend bewildered."What do you mean dude?" he said "You pratically made ou
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These Words Chapter 2
Chapter Two:"PlayingHard to Get"After the few weeks ofJessie and Kenny flirting with eachother,Kenny thought he had herwrapped around his obviously he thought wrong."Dude,I'm tellingyou," Kyle said to Kenny who kept bragging about how he hadJessie. "She's not like the others.""Yeah dude,"Cartman agreed "I'm gonna have to go w/ Jew here." thenKyle narrowed his eyes at let it go.At that moment,Jessi
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These Words Chapter 3
Chapter 3:"A CrazyNight"That night at about8:40,Kenny was getting had his regular orange pants on andno shirt didn't wanna wear the sake of what was soongoing to he heard a knock at his door and ran to was a small purple shirt and a ruffled purple miniskirt."Hey Kenny" shesaid and invited her self in. Kenny watched her walk in and bit hisbottom lip and shut the door."Where's your room?"she said an
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These Words Chapter 4
Chapter 4:"I want mychance"At school that day,Jessiewas leaning against her locker talking to Kyle about what happened inthe walked up and kissed Jessie on the made up that her and Kyle were just according to Kyle wanted didn't get his chancewith Jessie and he wanted it so wanted Jessie more than whenStan and Wendy were of the girls at South Park High weresurprised that Kenny acually settled down
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These Words Chapter 5
Chapter 5:"Movie andmaybe More"At 10:00 that night,Kyleknocked on Jessie's didn't look to "dressed up"he wasn't wearing much.A simple white t-shirt and black ofcourse is signature green looked pretty casual was wearing a black shirt stating "I Love You" in 4diffrent fonts and black capri's with a broken heart by the rightpocket with her hair in a messy ponytail."Wow,you look greatJess" Kyle said s
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Before He Cheats Chapter 1
Authorsnote: This fanfic was inspired by a conversation I overheard atschool the other day. A girl in my class was telling her friendabout a few people who decided to cheat of off each other during atest. And once she said that, this idea literally popped into myhead, and the rest of the story just started coming together.Disclaimer:South Park is Y Trey Parker and Matt Stone (aka two sexy geniuses
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Before He Cheats Chapter 2
Authorsnote: Thank you so much for the reviews! :D I really appreciateyour feedback; its what motivates me to keep writing. Im gladyou guys like the story so far.Kyletook a long look at himself in the mirror that following morning. Hesighed. I look like a retard, he complained. After adding onelast piece to his new attire, he sprinted out of his room, hoping hecould sneak out of his own house with
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Before He Cheats Chapter 3
Authors Note: I had some major writers block for this chapter, which was annoying because I already had other stuff planned for later on in the story, but I didnt want to rush into it(if that makes sense.) Anyway, thanks again for the reviews! (Oh, and to jusAgurl93x, Cartman found out about Kyles crush while he was trying to cheat off of him on their math test. He saw Kyle doodling hearts and two
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Before He Cheats Chapter 4
Authors Note: XD Wow. I wasnt expecting to get such surprised reactions. I thought the title for the previous chapter kinda gave away what was going to happen. This chapter, however, contains the real surprise that Ive had planned since the beginning. (By the way, to andrew, this is definitely NOT a gay, perverted story. Im not even quite sure what you mean by that.)Every single person that was st
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Before He Cheats Chapter 5
Authors Note: Ah, so it seems as though some people liked the twist and some people didnt. Well, either way, I can tell you were all shocked, which Im happy about, since thats what I was aiming for. And to answer your question, Moony McGoogly, the kids are the same age as they are in the show (fourth grade) in this story. That was a good question. I probably should have specified that from the sta
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Before He Cheats Chapter 6
Author's Note: Sorry it took me so long to update. More writer's block. Hopefully that didn't discourage anyone from reading and reviewing, though... This chapter is sort of crazy. Enjoy!Hundreds of thoughts raced throughout Kyles mind. Not only had Butters just made things worse, but it was getting to a point where Kyle was losing control of the whole situation.Um, Butterswhy the hell did you do
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Before He Cheats Chapter 7
Authors note: Thank you all again for reviewing. Im so glad to see that people are actually laughing during certain parts of this story, because it really is difficult for me to add funny stuff, but I try my best. To iiFangirl, no, this is not a Cartman/Kyle story. Also, Famous Living Dead, I found your review to be extremely sweet. The fact that you said my story was well written really meant a l
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