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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 22
Fight Fear With FireI. Am. Pissed. For. No. Reason. PMS, people, I can be worse than Wendy. UGH! So sorry if this chap is retarded, I was just like, whatever. Okayo, here goes.To Kiakamon: Kyle would make a good yoda, with his size and what not. But thank god Kyle's not that old and ugly. I am healing wonderfully, thanks to mr. mccormick. Now if only I could get him out of that damn coma, then he'
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 23
Fight Fear With FireI just saw that movie Orphan! You know the one thats like Theres Something Wrong With Esther. It was pretty good. Not really scary, just like really freaky! I really loved it, but now Im not adopting kids. The ending is like a totally bizarre twist. I was like what. The. Fuck.To Xxforget-me-notxX: You? Withdrawl? Your poor friend! You know you owe them for anything you destroye
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 24
Fight Fear With FireI wrote this today, and I think its kind of a chapter that shows their weaknesses and their strengths. And you guysll be happy- theres more confused Kyle. I wrote this chapter, went on facebook for a while, came back, and I already had two reviews. It had only been about 40 minutes. You guys are friggin amazing!To Kiakamon: Odd? If you wanna see odd, you should have seen the or
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 25
Fight Fear With Fire Sorry about the slow update. Ive been busy making previews for my stories on YouTube. Id love it if you guys checked it out. I have one for this story, its the first Ive ever made. I also have three previews for my upcoming horror story: Leena. I used the girl from Orphan and the guy from Jeepers Creepers (he plays Stan!) for my previews. I just want to tell you, that Im not m
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 26
Fight Fear With FireOMG, Im sooo bad ass. I sneaked into a rated R movie today! I saw Funny People! Im much younger than you think I am, and Im much younger than I should be to be writing this fic (language, sexual shit), but the youth of the world is no longer as innocent as it used to be. 10 year olds can now access porn on the internet. Ive seen my friends brother do it. What kind of world is t
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 27
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I put something in the last chapter that I was wondering if you people would catch. None of you did, (granted there were only two reviews), and so I get to tell you the answer and go hahaha I tricked you. Two new characters were introduced in the last chapter- Sam and Megan. If you have seen the movie Transformers, you would know that the main character is named Sam Witwi
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 28
Fight Fear With FireOkay, so I actually wrote this chapter yesterday, I think. But I wanted to wait for your reviews until I posted it. When I opened my email today, and it said You Have 10 New Messages! I was like OMG. But like half of them were from stupid Facebook, so theres not 10 reviews. XD Itd be cool if there were though!Xxforget-me-notxX
Darry is glad that you're glad that he's glad.
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 29
Fight Fear With FireI'm sorry about the slow update. I went through a short depression about some personal things in my life and I just didn't feel like writing. Or doing anything but kill myself, for that matter. lol, jk.Xxforget-me-notxX
Yes, you should. Darius gives up on being glad, because if he goes any further, he'll have to ask Kady how to go that far.
Yep, that's our Darry. But
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 1
Fight Fear With FireThis is not supposed to be a humorous story, like the summary may hint. :) Sure, it'll have funny parts, but I mean, it's not a full out humor thing. So, just wanted to say that.Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the life that is boring enough to write this. It all belongs to Matt and Trey. And Comedy CentralChapter One: Stan Goes Through Freaky Puberty- After waking up from
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Still Not Funny Chapter 1
with the recent rise of child abduction Bzzzzt.Summertime, and the livins easy, Bradleys on the microphone with Ras M.G., all the people in dance will agree-Hey dude!Kyle, I think weve got a problem.Huh?Are you watching TV?Yeah dude, stupid fucking reruns.Channel 4. Now!-silence-Kyle?Holy shit, dude!! Remember last time this hap-Mmhm.Get some sleep, we need to figure this out in the morning.Kay. N
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Still Not Funny Chapter 2
Wehad made it to the outskirts of town when a familiar voice came frombehind me.Stan!Stan!Hey,Wendy.Stan,my mom said I had to leave.Yeah.Kids are being thrown to the streets again.Butwhy Stan?Thechild abduction thing again. I said as I bought a train ticketfrom the red-haired guy behind the counter. All the parents areoverreacting again.Yeah,Kyle chimed in, and now we have to keep out of town unti
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Still Not Funny Chapter 3
Wewere told that the trip would take a couple days after we had boughtour tickets. More specifically, when we got onto the train, they toldus that Welcome aboard! This train, bound for Philadelphia, willarrive at its destination at 7am, on Thursday morning. I slid openmy phone, which notified me that today was Monday, and it was 9am.Apparently we were gonna stop in Chicago for a little while. Were
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Still Not Funny Chapter 4
Killthe lights. These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars,fast women and cheap drinks-Islammed on the center button of my cell phone and shut off the alarm.The screen showed black text saying: 10:30am. I looked around. Wendywas gone, so I pulled the curtain up to see that Kyle and Kenny weresitting on their bed, talking to Wendy, who was standing next tosomeone I had never seen before.
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 7
A/N: Aaah, at long last. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you some drama. Sorry for the lack of it, I just love humor too much I tend to forget drama, and bullhockey...I do however always have some Wizard Angst to spare, anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---I found myself in the backseat of Stan's car again (well it's his dad's car, but I guess a guy can pretend) driving off to some pizza joint t
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 8
A/N: Once again! Three cheers for being a lazy mo'fo! I'm watching Man Vs. Food, and WOW I am HUNGRY. Anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---I swear I hear banjo music playing somewhere in the distance as I stand at the bus stop with Cartman and the guys, waiting for the bus to take us to our first day of hell...I mean school...no, yeah...hell."So then I slammed the door on her face." Cartman br
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 9
A/N: A new chapter in a short amount of time?! This is a shorty-short short chapter but auugh it was too much fun to write! Anyway! Enoy! I don't own South Park.---Well it was finally the day of the driving tests. We all sat on the bleachers that were facing the driving course, currently on the testing road were Kimi and Vivi. Behind me I could hear Token and Clyde making bets on who would pass an
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 1
AN: Okay. Soooo many OC stories out, I figured. Lemme give it a shot...had one before but I thought it was personal fail. So here's a new one! I've changed Lucky's back story a bit for this story, plus I'm accepting OC's so please send them in 8D This is all for fun everyone. No need to harass and such, okay? Anyway! Enjoy!---"Cow...cow...cow....nother cow....hey wow, a cow..." I mumble, my right
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 2
A/N: Thanks to everyone who sent in there OCs! I'm still accepting if anyone would like to send their OC in. Urm, as for couples those will come in, in like later chapters and such. Anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park, just Lucky and Jason. ---"Hey ho, pass the gravy.""Mein fatass, why don't you go get some manners?"Dinner time at the Cartmans. It's my third night here. So this has become somewh
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 3
A/N: Wow, folks. Thanks so much for sending in your OCs and your reviwes! Though, hot damn everyone wants a piece of Kenny, huh? This is making me come to a block in the road, and I'm just a girl who can't say no...but I'm sorry but I thinkn I am going to have to make some kind of drama. Cause well yes, folks, this story also gonna have some drama, drama llama yo' mama. Anyway! Let's get started.
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 4
A/N: So yeah, sorry about saying I'd update yesterday when I clearly did not. There was this issue...A human live action game of Wizard's Chess, and yours truly was casted as not only a pawn but also as George Weasley. So that's my reason why there was no update. Anyway! Here's the next chapter, enjoy!---Well it's today. Today is the day my father; Jason Day marries Liane Cartman, Eric Cartman's m
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 5
A/N: The new Harry Potter movie. Oh. My. Lordy. DUMBLEDOOOORE! (weeps, and blows nose) Augh...okay. Anyway! Enough of my wizard angst. Here's the new chapter, which is the paaaartyyyyy! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---"Ya look pretty in your fancy dress, but I deictic unhappiness. You never speak so I have to guess you're not free-ee-eee-ee-eeee." I sang. I had my tooth brush in my hand but in my
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 6
A/N: Whoop for being a lazy mo'fo. I keep hitting writer's block and it sucks major ones. Anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---School, as I was informed by my new step-mother, started up next week. So...so lame.In my opinion, back to school shopping is right up there with devil worship, and I do not part take of it in any shape or form. I settle for my raggedy backpack that I've used since mid
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Perfect Chapter 1
Stan dont swim out so far! Its not safe! Kyle called after himKye, its fine. There are a ton of people out here. He said back, swinging his arm around gesturing at the other swimmers. Kyle shook his head and swam over towards him. See? Fine.I guess. Kyle sighed, rolling over on his back to float in the water. A few minutes had passed when suddenly Kyle let his feet drop back into the water. He ten
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With Apologies to Craig Tucker Chapter 1
WITH APOLOGIES TO CRAIGTUCKERBY SHADOWGATEI WROTE THIS AFTERSEEING THE PANDEMIC AND PANDEMIC 2 THE STARTLING. I WAS THRILLED TOSEE CRAIG GET A CENTRAL ROLE. CRAIG WAS ALWAYS DARK, AGGRESSIVE, ANDJUST AN AWESOME CHARACTER. IN THAT TWO-PART EPISODE WE SAW CRAIGSANGST.I WAS A LITTLEDISAPPOINTED THAT KYLE, STAN, AND KENNY COULDNT SEE HOW THEY HURTCRAIG. OBVIOUSLY CARTMAN DOESNT REALIZE WHEN HE HURTS A
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More to Life Chapter 1
Kenny stared across the lunch table to Stan as he reached a hand up to brush his sun-kissed strands out of his face. His blue eyes were half-lidded as he stared down on the food the dark haired teen and Kyle had passed over.Speaking of the Jew he was getting into an argument with Cartman, no surprise there."Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!"...it seemed that that would never get old.Grabbin
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Jealousy Chapter 1
JealousyThere's a reason for everything, they say. There's somebody out there for everyone! They encourage. But they never tell you your heart gets shattered in the search for that someone. They never tell you that you have to go through torture, tears and tantrums just to get where you want to be.Kyle Broflovski learnt that the hard way.- - - xYou can never tell if somebody is right for you, just
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Coffee Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Slash/Yaoi/MalexMale/Gayness.Disclaimer: They don't belong to me.AN: Tweek is one of my favourite characters - i tried to show his crazy rambling in this, i hope it worked!~
It was six am. He didn't even know why he was still awake - it certainly wasn't anything to do with his choice of poison, which not only was one of the world most addictive substa
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Teenagers Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of slash.Disclaimer: South Park doesn't belong to me.All night long parties, getting drunk and stoned, skipping school to go make out at Stark's Pond, failing classes and getting detention week after week, Broken hearts and bad hair days. That's what teenagers did. What Gregory and Christophe did, that wasn't.Each night Christophe would wait for his
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Unsettling Revelations Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Inspired by my favourite movie ever, Fight Club.Disclaimer: South Park doesn't belong to me.So, you think you've got it rough, huh? What is it then? The love of your life dumped you, and started dating your best friend? Or perhaps the love of your life hasn't even noticed you exist, and when they do, it's quite clear they don't want a thing to do with you? Are you
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New Addiction Chapter 1
NewAddiction, a Creek love story.Ialways wondered what an addiction really is. I guess an addiction islike me and my middle finger. Everyone says Tweek has an addictionfor coffee. Tweek. I consider him as my best friend ever since theincident during third grade. After our fight he blended into ourgroup which involves him, me, Clyde and Token. Clyde and Token arebest friends so Im with Tweek most o
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Where Have You Been Chapter 2
Where Have You Been?Chapter 2: BoomerangStan?Kyle?Wow Well, that was a fucked upway of meeting your super best friend after all this time. Hell, nowhe was glad Wendy forced him to come out of his room to go to theopening of the club.Come on, Stan, she whinedearlier, We havent gone out in a while. Stan was busyplaying with his Play Station 5 at the moment until Wendy pressed thepower button.Hey! I
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Where Have You Been Chapter 3
Where Have You Been?Chapter 3: CountingSheepButters shouldve been able torealize the result hinted the moment he and Cartman took their firststep inside the club.As predicted, Cartmanmuttered under his breath, Theyve got loud techno shit on.It wasnt just the loud thumping of the music that startledButters-it was the people focusing their attention back and forth tohim, clinging onto Cartmans arm a
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Where Have You Been Chapter 4
Where Have You Been?Chapter 4: Inside,OutsideWhatll I do? askedCartman, narrowing his eyes a bit to examine Kennys somewhatsurprised expression and Butters fearful one, Well?Oh h-hi, E-Eric! Buttersstuttered.Yeah, hi, he saiddramatically, Whats going on? Butters noticed Kenny lookingat him as if to make to make him confess on cue.W-Well, while y-you were out,I-I got a call from someone he began.Go
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Where Have You Been Chapter 5
Where Have You Been?Chapter 5: MakingUnnecessary PreparationsKyle arrived back at the dormaround 10:30 P.M. He had really forgotten how much fun playing videogames were and although he sucked at the moment, he still enjoyedhimself. Of course he wouldve stayed longer, but he needed alittle study time to put in. Exams were just a few days away. When heopened the door, he noticed three things:Kenny a
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Fundamentum Chapter 1
A/N:I wanted to write Greg losing his cool and Chris being faced with something that challenges his badassery.
extended French dialogue is bolded to avoid lengthy translating.Enjoy!--Rain spills from above, drenching them unceremoniously, and Christophe feels his boots slip against the wet pavement as he is shoved backwards. He feels metal pressed against the underside of his jaw, and he does
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Where Have You Been Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I dont ownSouth Park =D Dont think I ever willWhere Have YouBeen?Chapter 1:Ingenious MatchmakingEric, where we goin tonight?Butters asked curiously. Cartman had just strolled out of his roomwith his hands casually placed in his pockets.A new club opened up, remember?Were gonna crash that bitch. Butters made a small O withhis mouth and plopped himself down on the couch with his hoodie
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The Jew The Nazi and the Security Camera Chapter 1
Kat: D= Yes...Yes I know..... But I can't help it!!!! It's South Park!!! IT'S SO ADDICTING!!!!!Readers: Ugh....Kat: At any case, like I said....this is a South Park Story...which myself and my co-author Soul Flash both worked on just the other day! With our combined teamwork, we will take over the South Park community!!!! ::laughs insanely...glances awkwardly and coughs:: Anyway...ENJOY!!!Title: B
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2 Love Chapter 1
Duo ;; AmoTheme Two; LoveOne hundred theme challenge.Disclaimer: The Characters of South Park do not belong to me.GregoryxChristophe The MoleI sat there, on the couch silently staring thoughtlessly at the television that was currently on the military channel. I never bothered to change it from what Christophe was watching earlier; I guess it made me feel better about him being out on a mission. Do
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Brace Yourself Chapter 1
Brace YourselfChapter One: Dont Believe Everything You BreatheA/N: I feel like I should have a better title for this. Actually, I feel like the titles for all my fics suck. Oh well. Its mostly because Im listening to the song (by Ellis) while Im writing this. It seemed appropriately emo and lovesong-ish. So yeah. This is probably going to be the shortest of my SP fics. Im not certain yetHigh schoo
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Brace Yourself Chapter 2
Brace YourselfChapter Two: Everybodys Looking for SomethingBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Wow, guys. The response on this has just been, wow. I just posted it cause I was playing with the idea, and I knew it was something I would like to see develop. Your reviews on both this and You Can Never Go Back at the same time have just been amazing. Because of that, you guys lucked out and get a quick update. Al
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Brace Yourself Chapter 3
Brace YourselfChapter Three: Do You Remember When We Used To SingBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: The chapters for this are really short. I dont know why. Ill try to work on that. Thanks for all your lovely reviews! I know Im bad at replying, but I really do appreciate them! Plus they get me to work on this thing.Kyle smokes. He smokes behind the school, near the cafeteria dumpsters in between classes. He
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Brace Yourself Chapter 4
Brace YourselfChapter Four: Strip Me Bare, Dont Let Me BreatheBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Ugh. So annoying. This is yet another chapter of something that was lost with my external hard drive. Oh well. Now it is new and improved. Also, youll have to forgive me. I named the red goth Derek becausewell, for no particular reason other than I know several goth kids named Derek. I really hate having to name
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