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Why I Bother Chapter 1
Why I BotherYou always seem to find a way to confuse me. I should really know to stay the hell away but then even if I tried I know all youd have to do is talk me around and if that wasnt working youd call me Mon cher and Id melt just like I always do.You know I cant resist you, youve even gotten me to admit it once or twice, because you always can. You always get me to answer your questions or ad
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Kyleforever poems Chapter 1
A/N: Hieveryone!! This is my 1st post EVER on and I wanted to start with a poem I wrote a few yearsback!! Soz if it sucksI donot own South Park, if I did Christophe and Gregory would be in everyepisode -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I love youmore than pizzaMore thancheesy poofs,Ice-creamand pieI wouldeven dieJust tosee you smil
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Silently I died Chapter 1
Warning: Slash/Yaoi/MalexMaleDisclaimer: They don't belong to me. Unfortunatley.
"Hey, 'Tophe.""Oui?""When...the time comes, can I have your dog tags?""Non."Your shovel?""Non. I don't zink Gregory would be too pleased.""So he gets them?""Non."
I never expected to live past twenty. I'd talk about it, off-handedly before and even though I had already died - I guess I thought God would have
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Like Smoke Chapter 1
Like SmokeIve always wondered why smoke sometimes goes blue when it comes out of the end of a cigarette but not when it comes out of your mouth, it must be something to do with the chemicals you breathe out though I never bothered to find out. Im thinking about it again as I watch the smoke floating in the air above us, maybe Im just distracting myself again because it means I dont have to wonder
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ma chambre vos regles Chapter 1
AsI sit on the edge of the bed, barely covered by my thick stained bedsheets, and watch you leave for the (Ive lost count)th time, Irealise something. I always do after something like this. I realisedthat I liked you. Then, that I wasnt the only one on your mind.After that, I knew it wasnt going to work out. Last time, it wasthat Im nothing to you. But this time my realisation isnt goingto confine
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Unravel Chapter 1
Warning: Yaoi/Guylove/MxM.Song is Unravel by Bjork. Disclaimer: Gregory & Christophe don't belong to me.
While you are away, my heart comes undone.Slowly unravels in a ball of yarn.The devil collects it with a grin, our love in a ball of yarn.He'll never return it.So when you come back, we'll have to make new love.
Three am. Youve only been gone two hours. There's no way you co
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The Backfiles Chapter 1
-You're such a fucking slut kenny-
Then a right sided uppercut came to Cartman's body, who, trained as he was, dodged and took the hand that had thrown it.
-And so fucking weak, you douche bag!-
Eric pinned Kenny down to the school hallway floor, placing his right knee over the other teenager's back.
-Say it Kenny!!! Say it!-Don't mess with the quarterback of the cows, Kenneth.
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The Backfiles Chapter 2
-I'm Gonna kick your ass SO hard, you skinny bitch!-
-Oh yeah?? Well, fuck you, fatso! I'm SO kicking you harder!-Both scales were placing one beside the other, digital and all, that new gym sure was modern.
All the kids in town were gathered there to watch the match of the century:Cartman vs. Tucker-We need you to be left only on your trunks, kids. So the weighing can be precise.-
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The Backfiles Chapter 3
-Ah...-A soft moun was listened on the square room.-Shut up, Marjorine, this will end fast.-
-You said that an hour ago, Eric...-
-Well, then this shall take an hour less than what it had an hour ago, right?-
-O-Okay then...-They were both locked on Eric's basement, Cartman was looking for clothing amongst his mother's old stuff, and now he was dressing Butters as a chick. Again.-C-
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The Backfiles Chapter 4
This is from the POV of the Red Goth (From the goth kids, you know, raisins?) Who, from now on will be named the next way:
Goth Name
1.-Henrietta
2.-Bran
3.-Briar
4.-CloveConformist Name
1.-Jamie Kidd
2.-Georgie Ibsen
3.-Robert McLeod
4.-Dean MorganWho is?
1.-[The fat goth chick]
2.-[The Kindergarden goth]
3.-[The tall curly goth]
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The Backfiles Chapter 5
-Sure this is original?-
-Yes,yes. My parents got it from a bid over at Munich. So what? Last offer, take it or leave it.-
-Don't you dare to talk to me that way again, you're the one who needs me, bld.-
-...Alright.. Take it, but you owe me like four favors for it.-
-I'll check. If it is an original painting i'll be owing you like 10 favors.-
-Cool, then i'll think of the
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The Backfiles Chapter 6
What do you do when you are eentoxicated from drinking rum 'teell you're down on ze ground?All i can do ees to write.As lame and gay as zat ees.I've loved 'eem from ze first time i sa...
Lame, gay.I 'aven't.
I 'ated heem. As i've 'ated all of my bosses, non more non less.He ees all strange sometimes. I 'ate hees 'igh IQ and all of zhat zhings zhat 'e zhinks 'e do better zhan me.
He
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The Backfiles Chapter 7
"As the winter fades, so does my conciousness, and so does my self confidence.
You place your dagger under my chin and i shiver to the coldness of its touch.
Slowly you drown the knife into my skin, and i think of the taste that my blood will have on your lips.
This is my life, and it's ending within a blink of an eye.
And as soon as a heartbeat changes its sound, i'm now under
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The artist Dismay Chapter 1
WhenI felt cold hard hands grip my shoulders I couldnt help but shiverin the darkness surrounding us, this didnt feel right at all. Ialways wish I can go back and be with my parents also Ike, again likealways until they disappeared somewhere and never returned. Butthen I got up here and this happens. There were old men all aroundme I had no where to go. They each had a creepy smile on there facean
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Nevermore Chapter 1
Nevermore sat in thecar quietly, smirking at the scenery that passed her by. A new town.A new place to start over. Or start again. Which ever one it was, shedidnt care. It was a new beginning; a new story. She would havenew friends, a new school, a new house. A new everything. Barely ableto contain her joy she ran around the RV, her long, black hair flyingbehind her. "Please sit down, we're almost
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Nevermore Chapter 2
Mkay Im happy :) um okay so ya please enjoy the story oh and for Miyou, changed the intro a bit ;) and Im using the elementary staff cause I dont feel like coming up with new peopleNevermore and her family spent almost a week painting, decorating and settling in their house. At the beginning, it was a serene, cream-colored house. It was beautiful. Then the Claret family bought paint. Black paint.
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Nevermore Chapter 3
Mkay chapter two :/Although Nevermore had started school the day before, it had been Friday. So that meant she was stuck, friendless, for the whole weekend. But instead of moping about it for two days, she decided to explore South Park. There wasn't really that much. A mall; a post office; a police department; a Christian church; a Jewish church; a pond; and a bunch of other little stores and hous
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What I feel when you call me that Chapter 1
Kyle stared at the clock.Damn. Half an hour until lunch.The little redhead thought to himself.Now, Kyle usually wasnt this hungry, but he missed breakfast that morning due to last minute cramming on a math test he was sure to pass.The group, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny, were in a group trying decide a subject for their social studies project.No, Cartman, we are not doing our report on the holoca
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What I feel when you call me that Chapter 2
Theres no use going back to class.Kyle thought to himself as he walked the halls.Its just no man will ever love you Those words rang through his head like an annoying polyphonic ringtone.Kyle clasped his hands on his ears and shook his head. What the hell you are you doing, stressing about something CARTMAN said. Hes still the egotistical, maniacal asshole he was the day I met him. So what differe
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What I feel when you call me that Chapter 3
Kyle took a deep breath and slowly turned the door knob and right before he pushed the door open he heard a familiar voice.KyleHe turned around to see sad Wendy on his front yard. Wendy noticed that she saw a sad Kyle. She noticed his puffy eyes, and tears rolling down his cheeks.Kyle sniffled. Oh, hey WendyWendy was off guard when she saw Kyle. She thought she was playing the victim. But when she
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Love Chapter 1
Warning: MalexMale/Slash/Yaoi/Gayness.Disclaimer: Don't belong to me.Done for the 100 theme challenge.
Bastard. You're sick, doing this to me, but the worst part is - I don't even think you know you're doing it. It's everything you do that makes me fall for you - damn, that sounded so fucking clich, so fucking...conformist. Ugh. But it's true. Sometimes it's just us, standing in the bac
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My Stalker Eric Cartman Chapter 1
Title: My Stalker, Eric Cartman
Author: Kootie Bomb
Genre: Songfic: humor/romance (romance could be mistaken for obsession)
Rating: T (PG-13): Minor language, creepy situations
Fandom: South Park
Pairing(s): Cartman/Kimberly
Summary: Eric Cartman becomes obsessed. OCxCartman. Written for PixiDreads
Inspiration: PixiDreads, who told me about the song 'I Want To M
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 2
Fight Fear WIth FireFirst off, I would like to thank xxx0BlackRose0xxx for being awesome and reviewing! A big hug for you! This chapter is centered around Cartman. Yep.Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. *facepalm*Chapter Two: The Sore Loser Gets What He Wants- Eric Cartman's determination reaches a whole new level. -Cartman's POV-Hope you like it!Mmmph mmm mmm phmmm mm! Kenny sang, just befor
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 3
Fight Fear With FireI am happy to say that I did reach my goal of three reviews. Thanks so much to xxSay and GlitterBlings for reviewing the story! I'm glad you guys like it! I posted it last night, and woke up this morning to find three more reviews! Anyway, I wrote this entire thing this morning, and it's only 10:13. So, I hope it's alright, because I'm a total morning person.Chapter Three: The
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 4
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I lied. I said I'd give you more time to review, but I gave you a day. I'm sorry I'm so fast, but I kind of doubt that you're complaining. Anyway, I didn't reach my 5-Review goal, but I did get one review. Thanks to xxSay for your second review on this story!Chapter Four: You Don't Need Braces To Screw Up A Kiss- After a little slip-up while kissing, Wendy gives Stan an e
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 5
Fight Fear With FireStill didn't reach my goal, but who cares. Sorry it took me so long to update! This is a long chappy. On Microsoft Word it's 10 pages. The others are only like 6. Thanks to GlitterBlings and xxSay for reviewing Chapter 4!Chapter Five: Cartman Plays A Harsh Prank- Cartman uses his strange abilities to mess up a contest for Kyle. Unfortunately, he isn't the only one with a secret
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 6
Fight Fear With FireOh my god, one review. I love ya, xxSay. Hey Hey. I just made a poem out of your name. Haha. Luv my reviews but I'm hungry for more more MORE! ARRRGH! Hahaha just kiddin. Here's chappy numero... what is it? Six! Chappy six! Woot!Chapter Six: Darius Pisses Off A Japanese Vampire- Aaron, Kadira, and Aaron's brother Darius all go to Japan to speak with a girl who can help them get
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 7
Fight Fear With FireHey you guys! I got reviews! I got two reviews! Thanks you guysh! Thanks to XXforget-x-me-x-notXX (I LOVE COOKIES!) and thanks to Pururu (Yep, it was hard to write with no South Park characters. I was so glad to get back to Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Cartman'll come back in the next chappy.)Chapter Seven: Stan and Kyle find out that Kenny's in the hospital during an argument. Oh my
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 8
Fight Fear With FireI GOT THREE REVIEWS! Hold your applause. Okay. I wanna talk to you guys.To UndeadHarlot: Thank you for reviewing, my fine feathered friend. Don't have much to say besides I love you in a non creepy way. HahaTo XXforget-X-me-X-notXX: Two things for you. Numero uno, thank you, I do love cookies. Numero dos, Kyle is a gay fish. The rest is confidential. *laughs loudly to self thin
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 9
Fight Fear With FireExciting news. I finished quickly, cause I got two reviews that made me happy! In only one day, too!To UndeadHarlot: Hey, you caught the Percy reference! Cool! I really dislike Percy because he was so mean to Harry in the fifth book. So I named a character I didn't like after him. At first, I was gonna make Percy really mean, but Tanek had that covered, so I let Percy be the Da
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 10
Fight Fear With FireWhee, I'm done! We should sing a happy song now! Well, we should, but we won't, cause I suck at singing.To Xxforget-me-notxX: I can see that! ^__^ Yes, I know it's a classic joke, putting a character next to a freaky person, but I had to do it. And Darius just got friggin' lucky! Thanks for reviewing!To UndeadHarlot: Yes, Harry Potter is super awesome! Percy was better in the e
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 11
Fight Fear With FireThis is a pretty strange chapter, Ill tell ya. I forgot to take my medicine this morning, so I was a bit loopy when I wrote it. But haha, I had a great time! Now, to respond to my reviewing buds!To Xxforget-me-notxX: Haha, glad I made you lol. I like to say lqtm (laughing quietly to myself). Its a Demetri Martin joke. Narnia and Twilight- couldnt resist, my friend, couldnt resi
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 12
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I took my break, and now Im done! I came out with a piece of shit, so please dont eat me alive. Or dead for that matter.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Okay, since I was gone for two days, Ill pay you for whatever you destroyed. And Aria loves you too well she would if she was sober enough. Thanks for your review!To UndeadHarlot: Yep, claustrophobic Darius. Couldnt resist Thanks fo
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 13
Fight Fear With FireSorry it took me so long. The Harry Potter premiere was on Tuesday, and I went to the midnight thing. I was screwed up for like two days. But I gave you something! *claps*To Xxforget-me-notxX: Uh how about I give you three dollars, and a cookie shaped like a fishie? And Im glad you want to marry my story. If my story had a heart, Im sure itd marry you two. Your family would be
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 14
Fight Fear With FireHey, I made up for the slow update! Probably because this chap was so fun to write. And even in the time I gave you, I still got two reviews! And one was from a new person, too!To Xxforget-me-notxX: Okay, cool. I will get to baking that right away. Yep, Percys an idiot. Must agree with you there. I guess Im mentally taking my revenge on the Percy from Harry Potter for being suc
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 15
Fight Fear With FireI updated quickly again. This chapters gonna have more action. Yay! And Four reviews, my friends!To Xxforget-me-notxX: I bet the unknown object was like a document declaring you the heir to some unknown country or something. Haha, I hope not! I do update quickly, and that just proves that I have absolutely no hobbies. Haha, but it makes others happy, right? Ooh, what movie were
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 16
Fight Fear With FireOkay, okay, I have nothing to say about this chapter other than I hate it. That's why it's so short, and I'm sorry. I just needed this to happen, and well, I couldn't resist being a total loser. :(To Xxforget-me-notxX: OMG poor little plastic thing! And I like your hobbies. I can relate. And I'm glad Tarzan was able to wait while you read that chap. *eats imaginary brownies* OM
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 17
Fight Fear With FireWell, I tried to commit suicide, I killed myself, pulled a Kenny, and now Im back. Its so hard to be emo when you have the Kennyrific gift. But then when I came back alive, I read you guys reviews and I felt a lot better. Thanks guys, I wont kill myself now.To Xxforget-me-notxX: No, I have four, except for when I wear my contacts. XD Screw Tarzan, tell him to go make out with h
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 18
Fight Fear With FireI tried so hard to write yesterday, but I just couldnt get into it. So sorry about that. Heres your fairly quick update, but its slow for me.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Oh no, youre in a closet with John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet something something something and I pull out my gun! Haha that was funny. And dont worry, I check my email every five minutes, were on
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 19
Fight Fear With FireThis chapter was inspired by Kiakamons review of chapter seventeen. I was thinking about how I should go about the whole blood thing, and here it is. Im sorry about bombarding you with chapters again. Just couldnt resist.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Congrats, youve reached your goal on this chap. I love posting a chap, going to eat a waffle, coming back, and theres your review, always
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 20
Fight Fear With FireSorry about the late update! I got a concussion! I fell at my friends house and hit my head on the tile. It hurt like a bitch, but Im okay now. I hit my head yesterday, and this is the soonest that Ive felt like writing. I waited in the ER for like a month last night.To Kiakamon: Yes, yes you did read that right. I read your question and I was like, I HAVE AN IDEA! So thanks! I
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 21
Fight Fear With FireHa, I look hideous with the hideous gash on my face. And I have to wake up every two hours, you know, to make sure I ain't dead. Now I'm just tired and freaking hungry.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Hey, you were first this time! lol Wait, so if you're like Kanye, you're a gay fish? What's behind your back? Is that... a lighter? THAT explains the roasted marshmallows in my backyard, tha
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