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Fly on the Wall Chapter 6
A/N: I feel like Kennys personality is more speculated upon than actually known in the fanfiction world, and this is no exception. Ive been trying to avoid the fandom versions of each character, you know, where Stan is super emo, Kyle is really smart and kind of femme, Butters is completely childish and nave but angelic and Kenny is a huge, angst-ridden slut. I try to watch an episode before writi
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 7
A/N: Can you guess which scene I blatantly ripped off The Virgin Suicides? Come on, it was a required viewing in the tenth grade. I dont think Butters is as innocent as people think he is. In the show he knows more about sex and relationships than Cartman does but people dont write Cartman as a naive, innocent person in the fanfics, do they? Then again, hes pure evil...This chapter mostly takes pl
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 8
A/N: For the record, I love PhilCollins. Genesis was playing in my city once a couple years ago buttickets were going for thousands. Insane. Also Im pretty sureButters shampoo is Herbal Essences, Hello Hydration. The gameKenny is playing is Dementium: The Ward. Seems like a cool game, fromwhat Ive played of it.-BB34*Oh, I dont know, Sharon...Sheila Broflovski was fretting over her son, who was imp
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 9
Kyle was generally an early riser,at least by teenager standards. Only a little after nine, the redheadhad dressed and emerged from his tent, yawning and stepping into themorning air. It was rather chilly out and he decided to get a firegoing to try and stave it off. Wandering down to the fire pit theydused last night while rubbing his arms in an attempt to warm up, Kylecleared out the old, charre
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 10
A/N:To Little Loki: Im flattered youthink this should be a manga for DA. If anyone wants to draw it, theytotally can haha. Its not that I cant draw its just... Ivetried to make comics in the past and I find it so frustrating andlame after like two pages. Srz gaiz. But I am drawing a semiBunny picture, if anyone wants to have a look at it (and possibly alaugh). Im not finished it yet but the link f
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 11
The group meeting took place inKennys favourite reefer spot behind the portable in the back fieldon the bald piece of land where the grass had long been worn away. Asthe four boys headed around the building, they noticed a small groupof Goths happily (oh wait, unhappily) puffing away on theircigarettes.Hey get out of here! Stancried, trying to shoo them away with his arms. This isnt yourspot!Bunch
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 12
A/N: My apologies for the latechapter. Its also rather short... Struggled the whole way throughit. Thanks for the reviews, everyone. They make my day, seriously.-BB34*There was a hollow thud against thecarpet and Butters fingers, dangling over the edge of the couch,suddenly twitched. He whimpered in his sleep, pulling his arm intowards his body and rolling over so that he was facing inwards,agains
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 13
A/N: Tikal Tyrant: Haha I was soglad to read your review. For a while I was like Wheres TikalTyrant? Has she given up on the story?!Little Loki: Aw, thats kind ofyou to say. Thanks for reading, I know it gets slow and repetitiousin parts D:-BB34*Butters had intentionally avoidedhanging out with the group that Monday. He hadnt at all plannedout how he was supposed to act now, he needed more time to
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Introduction Chapter 1
IntroductionItwas a stupid move for Kyle to make, but why not use the gifts Godblessed you with? Hed been a good Jew for the most part; a smallamount of illegal activity never hurt anyone. He kept telling himselfthat over and over again as he reached the bad part of SouthPark, as Stan had once called it. Walking around in a neighbourhoodlike that can really get your back up. Everyone is against yo
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Temptation Chapter 1
TemptationWendy sat at her deskwith a pen in her mouth and her paper held up in front of her face asshe scanned her essay for spelling mistakes. It was the last lessonof the week, and even A grade students like herself had problemsconcentrating, especially when the lesson was Geography and herteacher had left to copy hand outs about half an hour ago. She keptpeering over to her boyfriend, Stan Mar
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Love Chapter 1
Warning: MalexMale/Slash/Yaoi/Gayness.Disclaimer: Don't belong to me.Done for the 100 theme challenge.
Bastard. You're sick, doing this to me, but the worst part is - I don't even think you know you're doing it. It's everything you do that makes me fall for you - damn, that sounded so fucking clich, so fucking...conformist. Ugh. But it's true. Sometimes it's just us, standing in the bac
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Healing Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of Slash"Now go le-'Tophe! Tophe! Get out of there, Get out of there now!""What? What ze fuck eez eet Kyle?!""'Now! People! Dogs! Get Out!""What, Where ar-Argh, Sheet! Fuckin' sheet!""'Tophe!"Hed ran as far as he could, as fast as he could back to the van in which his hacker, Kyle, resided. Pulling the doors open, throwing himself into the back, whil
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Rivalry Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of slash.Though the two worked together, Boss and Hacker, they never got on, though tried their hardest to keep their personal feelings out of their work. Everyone in South Park thought Gregory and Christophe had something going on, which they did, Sort of. The frequent one night stands which the Blond later regret feeling so used were the usual. How
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 1
Hey there! So yeah, I just recently got into South Park a few months ago and immediately saw Kyle/Cartman as a plausible pairing. I'm kinda into that whole love/hate thing. Anyway, I've read pretty much all of the fics out there about these two (and they're all awesome; sorry I haven't reviewed any yet since I just got an account a few days ago), but it wasn't enough so I decided I could write my
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 2
Hey there again! Sorry for the long wait. I've been busy since I got back, but I did manage to finish this chapter finally. And I'm putting it up pronto because I know you've been waiting days for it to be posted. Of course, I've been looking over this thing for the past few hours it seems so there's bound to be a mistake or two. I apologize for that in advance. And if there aren't any, then cool!
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 3
Woo hoo, next chapter! Already? Yeah, damn straight already. Ha, I have almost no clue where this is going. But I've mentioned that before, haven't I? I'm just going with whatever comes out of my mind. Christ, I'm hyper. I guess I'm just stoked that I came up with something sorta fast. The other two took me awhile it seemed. Plus, it's my birthday. Or was. It's really the next day now. Whatever.En
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 4
Yup, that's right. Another chapter already. Man, I feel drained for some reason. I'll say that I don't really think this chapter is my best. But hey, they can't all be, right? The thing is it just feels a little rushed and I feel like I wrote Kyle different in this chapter for some reason. But it's real late right now and that may just be the exhaustion in me speaking.As always, enjoy!Warnings: I
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 5
Next chapter! This one's probably 1000 words longer than the last one, so prepare for a long read. Well, maybe not that long. And I know that I've kind been ignoring the other characters, so I'm going to try my best to incorporate them into the story soon. Because, really, I love them all. :DNot much else for me to say except that I'm actually updating at a decent hour. Weird.Warnings: A lot of te
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 6
Oh. My. God. Seriously you guys, I'm almost dead. I'm seriously. Haha, yeah. Anyway. New chapter. Insane. Longer than before and chock full of stuff. Mainly more characters coming into the mix. Like Ike! Yay! We all love Ike, right? I hope so because he plays a decent role in this chapter. And there's a little bit of Stendy in here. Just a smidge. I think I'm about to die from typing, so I'll leav
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 7
Here you guys go! The chapter you've all been waiting for! That's right. Kissing scene. I'm not going to bore you with anything since this is a long chapter. I'll go ahead and just let you read it.Enjoy~! I worked hard on this one.Warnings: Kyle's ongoing denial. Come on, you didn't think he would give in that easy, did you? ;D And of course, the kiss(es).As soon as I'm done with dinner, I briefly
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Death Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challege.We could be grounded for two, maybe three weeks. Somehow, that was the worst thing he could think of happening to them that night, the thought of death never crossed his mind - Christophe always thought he was invincible.The fucking guard dogs. He had told him exactly what to do - it was so simple! How could he have messed it up? Stupid Americans. And now, Christoph
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100 Themes Challenge Chapter 1
Hey guys, I decided to do a little 100 Themes Challenge for when I have writers block on my stories. It's from deviantART, ~darknessversuslight to be exact. Let's see how many long years this takes me, and if I even finish it. I'll try to do it in order but I doubt it'll end up that way. X3 Each one will be about different characters, sometimes a couple, sometimes just friendship, sometimes neithe
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100 Themes Challenge Chapter 2
1. Introduction - Craig/Clyde Friendship
2. Complicated - Love Octagon
3. Making History
4. Rivalry
5. Unbreakable
6. Obsession
7. Eternity
8. Gateway
9. Death
10. Opportunities
11. 33%
12. Dead Wrong
13. Running Away
14. Judgement
15. Seeking Solace
16. Excuses
17. Vengeance
18. Love
19. Tears
20. My In
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100 Themes Challenge Chapter 3
Well I had this ready yesterday but NOOOO. Login stuff was down ALL FUCKING DAY. Hopefully having two on the first day cancels out missing a day...-----1. Introduction - Craig/Clyde Friendship
2. Complicated - Love Octagon
3. Making History - Cartman/Craig Friendship
4. Rivalry
5. Unbreakable
6. Obsession
7. Eternity
8. Gateway
9. Death
10. Opportunitie
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100 Themes Challenge Chapter 4
1. Introduction - Craig/Clyde Friendship
2. Complicated - Love Octagon
3. Making History - Cartman/Craig Friendship
4. Rivalry
5. Unbreakable
6. Obsession
7. Eternity
8. Gateway
9. Death
10. Opportunities
11. 33%
12. Dead Wrong
13. Running Away
14. Judgement
15. Seeking Solace
16. Excuses
17. Vengeance
18. Love
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Realisation Chapter 1
RealisationI never thought I was a selfish guy. I cared for people, and animals, and was willing to share if needs be. I had friends, a girlfriend (or ex, depending what day of the week it was), a family that cared about me, a warm house, encouraging and loving parents. Sounds perfect, right? I thought so too. But you forget to take into consideration that I live in South Park, Colorado. South Par
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Realisation Chapter 2
Realisation 2I guess I had known that it would never last. You can only keep your head in the sand for so long. If you keep your eyes closed to the bad things in life, they have a tendency of sneaking up on you when you least suspect it. This was what happened to me one day, mid-winter, on my way to school. I was stood on my own at the bus stop, waiting for the crazy bus driver to come and take me
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Beach Towel Chapter 1
A/N: KENNYS POV!Kyle has this beachtowel, it is yellow with orange stripes, and it is a large towelit was that one day we both used the towelOur class had a poolday that day and Kyle didnt seem to be having any fun. He wentover to the edge of the pool area, laid his towel down in the grassand laid down.I went over to see whatwas wrong, Ky, whats wrong? I asked him. Nothing, Kenny.OK! I guess there
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Cherry Lips Chapter 1
100 Themes Challenge - South Park (Bunny) - 41. TeamworkInspired by El, who is the Butters to my Kenny. Only in a completely platonic way. 3Everyone knew Leopold Butters Stotch had liked being Marjorine a little too much. So when he started crossdressing on a regular basis, it really didnt come as much of a surprise. While all the other boys took shop so they would seem tough, Butters took Home Ec
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 1
Music playsstill goin down to south park gonna still enjoy my timetheres till friendly faces here and Kenny dies with out temptationstill goin out to south park gonna have a beer o mineTheres no parking day or night cos this place is so crowded ABER!Will you come to south park 20 years just to unwindMy dad dies all the time but it just happens so I dont give a shit.Will you come to south park meet
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 2
Craig tucker chemistry research laboratoryYOU have all waited for 20 people to review for this chapter to come upAnd the father isERIC THEODORE CARTMAN!The audience gasped at the revelationwhat the f*ck? said Charlielets see the photo of him kissing a girl said cartmanCraig handed him the photono NO NO! Im not having my biological son love the Jew girl!shut up fatasswait said john if were both the
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 3
A road in the desert, in two caravans connected to a Citroen Saxo that looks like they only have room for only 1 person to sleep but anywhere else on the floorKyle invented a device that could communicate with the caravan except it isnt a phone.Screaming through the device was ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP! would you just SHUT UP IKE!sorry Kyle Im not the one who invi
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 4
Liverpools John Lennon AirportAnd our guys were coming out of the plane as then went to stay at a hotel but then come to a showAnd the band at the show played:It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 5
Wendy woke up to the sound of a familiar voiceWendy said cartmanCartman? said WendyI also bought your F*CK buddy and his friendWendy looked round to see Stan and KyleBut no kidsWendy began to speak when Stan said the kids are on a plane back to Coloradoare you physic?no! WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO STAN! roared out cartmanI put them on a plane to south parkbut then as cartman was about to shoot his .
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 6
Stansserious band Southparks annual Town jumble saleidiotswho are just absolutely leeching for stuff they think they need toown said the mayor Kenny McCormickHe testedthe mike and then said welcome patrons to south parks yearlyjumble saleWe havesome very special stuff here today like wellurg music andall that crapHORRAYwent the audience as they went to their stall to buy or sellin onepart of the
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 7
so as our popularity was fallinglike a lead weight and a million Cartmans, another whacked adventurehappened and we boarded this submarine where we met Barts girlfriend, a Jessica who was pretty and had a sense of humour but thenshe, Bart and his family released their own album, the Simpsonssing the blues it had great songs like do the bartman, school day anddeep deep trouble said Stan whowas home
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 8
Andunspecified town in EnglandThe authoris thinking as hard as he can for the idea of a new episode of thesouth park 20 years on seriesAnd hesuddenly has a shocking revelationCombine 2Beatles songs and make an episode out of itSoanyway, south park ColoradoNearStarks pond, the 3 boys and girl were trying out for their new band:koopThey weretrying their bestJohn wasthe bassist and leader like his fa
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 9
Previously on south parkhey fellars whatcha all doin?and in my opinion BONKlets sing a song to calm ourselves downAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FELLARS WHATTHE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?and now the conclusion ofMaxwells silver trumpet caution slash!what the hell do you mean whathave we done? You killed all those people with that trumpet and theonly question is the all standing eternal one: WHY! said johncos I saw Joan
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 10
Soccer AidThe children were all round bythe bus as Kyle, the teacher saidokay children, we are going ona field trip to England, so Im gonna send letters to your parentsto notify them and also visit some celebritesHORRAY said the class asthey quickly entered the bus for a Magical mystery tourThen Koop, the band coming withthem (see Maxwells silver trumpet 1 and 2) and they sang a songfrom south par
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 11
And now the conclusion ofsoccer aidWill not be seen so we canbring you this special episodeHey DrewWendy was woken up to Stanpacking things readyStan, whats going on?dont you remember? Weregoing to England to save our kids from Cartmans tyranny.oh right she replied andstarted helping to pack.and as they were just payingtheir bills for when they were gone, a letter came through.Stan, its a letter f
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 12
Sorry if I did not update in a whileWriters block, everyone gets it.The plane landed at Heathrow airport and Stan and Wendy looked at the sights and wonders to see.When they saw a regiment of soldiers pass them and Stan approached the officer and spoke to him.excuse me, what are you doing?were going to calm down a terrorist situation and its my job to recruit new soldiersIm joining, Ive had experi
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 13
Before I begin this episodeThis is a continuation of a story called Wendys secret by iseealivepeopleIm sorry said author if you find it a bit harsh but Im only speaking my mind to the story. i mean just leaving it at that with a cliffanger?I am also not insulting the FrenchSo here is Stans secretmovie theatrePherronce et Tillipe: a French movieSay tillipe, I think I moost fartoh ya zink zo pherron
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