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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 26
A/N: Answer from the Bunny Requests from the South Park Slash Fanclub Forums for No more pretending. I dunno if its all that good. I hope you like it anyway.Merry Christmas, everyone, or maybe I should say Happy Holidays. Either way enjoy yourselves!Twenty-Six: CagedBy PDOTLThe cold was surrounding him on all sides. Growing up like this, youd think he was used to it. But when your emotions were al
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 27
A/N: Woops, it has been a while since I updated. My apologies. I just updated my other story, so I wander over to check on this one and reading your reviews helped me out. :) This one was started but I didnt know what I was doing with it until now. Enjoy. ^.^Age: Right out of High School and just starting Community College.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of the show's characters, or jel
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 1
#206. Seriesretitled to South Park: Unleashed from South Park: TheVirtual SeriesOmg..kennyleft the online South Park community. As of such, I am dedicatingthis story to her. :)"JVM-sp150-It was your stories that truly made me fall in love with fan fiction,I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of your hilariousplots, creative story lines and fast updates. You were a trueinspiration for me
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 2
#206. Apologiesfor the lack of updates, I had summer school combined with a terriblecase of PIIIINNK EYYYYEEEE and nobody reads this anyway XDTrying to keepOCs to a minimum here.SouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"So you guys me and Wendy had sexlast night." Stan said, taking a bite of pizza that Lunchperiod."Whoa dude, really?" Kyle'seyes widened at the prospect of underage sex."No wa
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 3
#206. One morechapter after thisSouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"Oh, for the love of God, couldyou just tell me where it is?" the Mayor begged, "It'sclose to nine at night!""I don't have it." RandyMarsh said."Me neither. I don't have anycrazy wallet fetish." Gerald drank some beer."Someone here has it, I'mpositive!" Officer Barbrady and Sergeant Yates stood by thefront entrance."Per
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 4
#206.SouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"Aaaand this is my room. I thinkwe're going to be roommates." Lucy said, showing Craig to aroom."Oh Lord, this is a boringschool, too?""Yep, 'fraid so." Lucy ran afinger through the dyed-green part of her hair."Why did you go here?"Craig asked honestly. "I mean you don't.... look... likea troublemaker.""Troublemaker? Apparently I'msupposed to be
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How to Save a Life Chapter 1
Chapter I:
Milkstone
Sitting upon the bench, he sighed with a breath lighter than feathers and allowed his crystallized air into the free sky. The vapor snapped into incredibly and unimaginably small spheres of crystal and ice where they melted swiftly into nothingness again.The dark-haired boy beside him presented a sly smile and talked amongst the other dark-haired children, a little c
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How to Save a Life Chapter 2
Chapter II:
I Hate Mondays
Monday (muhn-dey)n. the second day of the week, following Sunday.Bad. Terrible. Wrong. Displeasing. Unpleasant. Putrid. Immoral. Uncongenial. Ungodly.Damien worshiped Mondays. In his very honest opinion, Monday was one of the worst days in the week. Thats what made them so god-damned amazing. Everyone hated Mondays, as they rightfully should.Mondays were the re
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How to Save a Life Chapter 3
Chapter III:
Friends
The final bell rang and Pip hefted himself and his bag up. He slung it over his shoulder and stepped gracefully towards the door.Damien, all anger and basalt eyes had left the room quickly before him. He had fast walked with that power stride of his away from him, away from the light and away from salvation.He took the time to stop by his locker and put away his thin
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How to Save a Life Chapter 4
Chapter IV:
Venom of Repeats
Damien dropped onto his bed and slammed his hands into his eye sockets. His chest ached terribly: heart pounding along with the beat of the pressure behind his ears, ribs arching against swelling lungs, and arteries filling with poisonous dj-vu.The boy..! The boy with all of that blonde hair and smiling face, big blue eyes and pink cheeks! He continued to swi
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How to Save a Life Chapter 5
Chapter V:
Emotions
Thomas presented Pip with a platter of concern, his face contorted with fret.The blonde nibbled down on his fingers, golden face twisting as he pled for more time. He knew what the man was going to say, he could see it as well.Damiens father was fading. His heart was bleeding too openly and his son didnt seem to want to acknowledge the fact that he was wounded and nee
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How to Save a Life Chapter 6
Chapter VI:
All Is Power
His original plan didnt seem to be working. But perhaps having that Pip kid around could benefit him... especially when he friends decided to puss out on him.He was hoping that his little ruse of pretending to sacrifice Pip to the devil would scare him away permanently, but Logan was idiotic enough to grow some sort of conscious and prevent him to. The others wer
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How to Save a Life Chapter 7
Chapter VII:
Pain
Yes, I want this! I want everything the devil can give to me and more! I will have that power, no matter the cost! I will have it!Pips neck snapped and his head was thrown about, his body being manipulated like a doll in Damiens course hands. His eyes began to spin, stars bursting within his vision as the blood rushed from the front and then to the back of his head with
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How to Save a Life Chapter 8
Chapter VIII:
Over an Idiot
Fuck.Damien glanced over at Pip, frowning softly.He hadnt expected the guy to be concerned over his well-being after being beaten by the two upper classmen and then pushed onto the floor by the boy who he was trying to help.He actually felt... kind of bad for Pip... a little.Stupidly, not only did the blonde try to protect him with this retarded mentality of f
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Making Out of trouble Chapter 1
Because I figured, if I want to do a South Park fic, it really can't be anything serious x) ... Let's see how long I can keep that word... But anyway! I already have this finished and, once I get it all out, it will be the longest fic that I've f! Woohoo! It doesn't win by too far though x) Still! It is. And, it will contain a few other evident pairings aside from Style, but also manymany subtle h
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Making Out of trouble Chapter 2
My computer clock shows it's just about midnight in Greenwich time so of course I decide it's a great idea to update this now. I will update sooner next time, it just somehow delayed this time... Totally not my fault, of course :3 Anyway, I didn't write Tweek's speech pattern like it should be... It's actually because I have a long part for Jimmy in the future chapter and I didn't want to difficul
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Making Out of trouble Chapter 3
I loved writing the stories x) Because I never really do those things where a specific someone is telling the story anymore. Well, we're almost there. This is the second last chapter. The fic is overall I think pretty light. And my stuff has been getting really heavy to read ____ ... and write... But South Park can never be heavy! I should make more South Park stuff. I should also stop trying to k
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Growing Up Chapter 1
Itwas a warm Saturday morning and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wereall laying around in Stans front yard.Ijust dont know dude, Stan muttered rubbing his temples. Knowwhat? Kyle asked.Whatto get Wendy for her birthday, He replied. Whydont you get her a stuffed animal I mean girls dig stuffed animalsright? Kyle said. Dudethis is Wendy were talking about, Stan said. Ohyeah, Besideswhat kind of thirt
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Screw This Reality Bites Chapter 1
Screw This, Reality Bites!Chapter 1: Escaping MadnessThree, Two, One! Amber counted to herself, looking at the clock from across. The arrow moved from three fifty nine to four o clock, making everyone run and shout in cheer. Amber made her way to her best friend Sandra.Hey Amber! Sandra greeted, taking her brown messenger bag out, which was hanging on her chair. Sandra put her messenger bag on and
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Prayer of an Alcoholic Retard Chapter 1
A/N: I wrote this just now, after watching Kenny Dies and Ladder to Heaven, back-to-back. I just imagine Kenny's dad going off on his own and saying this to himself, and to God. I know it's probably crap, but R&R. Even flames are welcome, so long as they're constructive.South Park and it's characters Y Matt Stone & Trey ParkerWhy is it always us, God? Why do you keep doing this to us?You t
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 1
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzKylehad been standing in the rain for what seemed like hours. He was at agrave sight and was looking down at a specific tombstone with tearsin his eyes.You fuckingassholeits already been 5 years and we still cant findyou.I cant find you Kyle swallowed trying to keep himselffrom breaking down; his whole body was shaking and shivering from thecold.Kyle continued to lookat t
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 2
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzAssoon as their first few classes were over the next day Stan, Kyle,and Kenny went over to the cafeteria to have lunch. As soon as theygot their food they went over to sit with Craig and Tweek.Kyle, Im seriousdude you really need to get your mind off of Cartman. Im sure hesfine wherever he is. He probably just ran away and decided to nevercome back here. Stan said as he t
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 3
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzHey, Kyle. The guysand I were thinking about going to go hang out at the new arcade theyjust opened up in town. Do you want to come with us? Stan asked asthe bell rang signaling the end of their last class of the day.Kyle put his booksaway in his backpack and looked at Stan trying to come up with areason not to go.I cant today,Stan. I have a lot of chores that need to get
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 4
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzAs soon as the boyswent into Butters bedroom, Butters closed and locked the door andthen went to sit on his bed. Stan stood in front of the door unsureIf he should stay standing or to sit next to Butters.You might want tosit down, Stan. Butters told him.Stan hesitantly satdown next to Butters as he looked at him expectantly. It was quietfor a few minutes before Butters si
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 5
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzBubbe its timeto get up to get ready for school! Sheila said knocking on thedoor to her sons bedroom.Kyle groaned as heforced himself to get out of bed; still exhausted from not gettingenough sleep lately. He went to the bathroom and quickly got dressedand washed up. As soon as he was done he made his way down to thekitchen to make himself cereal.Alright, Kyle, yourfather
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 6
What Hurts The MostBy: esmtzIt was now already at the end of the school day and Kyle still never showed up for his classes. Stan started putting his books away and then started writing down the homework assignment. As he was about to leave, Wendy went up to him and smiled.Hi, Stan. I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me this weekend. Wendy asked kissing him on the cheek.Stan turned red
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3 Light Chapter 1
Tres ;; LuxTheme Three;LightOne hundredtheme challenge.Disclaimer: TheCharacters of South Park do not belong to me.GregoryxChristopheThe Mole~Lux, et tumobscurus~[~Light, andthen dark~]I dontlike to spend much time at home when I could be spending it withChristophe. I dont think my family minds that either. MaybeAmberlynn is bothered by it; she does constantly text my cell phone.I know my father i
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Death Dealers Chapter 1
DeathDealersSummary:A new kid moves into town and is about to change everything. 18year old seniors Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were talking in lunch at SouthPark High.Kyle:Did you hear about that new kid?Stan:Yeah, hes in Wendys 1stperiod. She said he looked emo wearing all black and wasnt payingattention. His name is Blade Knife.Kenny:Did you see his bad ass car?Stan:No what was it?Kenny:It was a 1970
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Death Dealers Chapter 2
Theteacher, Ms. Ginger walks into class and starts taking attention whenshe gets to Blade Knife.Ms.Ginger: BladeBladeBLADE!Blade:What?Ms.G: Are you paying attention?Blade:YesMs.G: Then what have we been doing?Blade:Attendance.Ms.G: Good now pay attention. Ok, now classRing,ring, ringKenny,Kyle, and Stan meet Blade in the hall on their way to class.Stan:Hey Blade, have you met Kyle.Stansaid while p
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Death Dealers Chapter 3
Stan,Kenny, And Blade are sitting in Blades mansion.Stan:So what do we have to do to enter your gang?Blade:You can enter when I say you can. I could let you in right now, but Idont want you to die.Kenny:So are you going to teach us how to shoot.Blade:Yes. First you need to get stronger though.Stan:How much stronger?Blade:I dont let anyone enter my gang unless they can bench press 500lbs. Run the m
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Death Dealers Chapter 4
Blade:Hey Stan, rough night huh?Stan:Yeah I barely survived. I dont know if Im up for this.Blade:Its a little too late no one gets out of my gang unless theyrein a body bag.Stan:Oh.Blade:Did you sleep at all last night?Stan;Yeah, but I barely woke up for six.Blade:Six? Thats late. I wake up at four every morning to do my workout.Stan:You dont look tired.Blade:I do it every day. Its a habit now. Wh
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Death Dealers Chapter 5
Criminal1: Everyone stay in here until I come back and tell you what I want.Blade:So do you guys play instruments?Stan:A guy in a gun just walked in here and thats what you ask?Blade:Yeah.Stan:Okay. Yes I play bass and guitar. Bass the best.Kenny:I play the drums.Blade:I play guitar the best.Stan;Cool. Maybe we could make a band. I can sing a little.Blade:Cool. We just need a girl to backup sing o
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Death Dealers Chapter 6
Bebe,Stan, Kenny, and Jess run out of the hospital and into their separatecars and meet at South Park High.Stan:Wheres Blade?Kenny:I dont know.Jess:Um what are all of your names?Bebe:Im Bebe.Stan:Im Stan.Kenny:Im Kenny.Jess:Hi. What was that kids name at the hospital?Bebe:That was Blade.Jess:Oh.Bebe:How come I havent seen you in school?Jess:I just moved here from England and got a job.Bebe:Oh.Kenn
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Death Dealers Chapter 8
Priest:And know we say goodbye to Blade Knife, Im sure he lived a goodlife although it was short. His death was part of Gods divine plan.But, let us now know that he is in a better place. Amen.~3years later~Everyonefrom South Park High is going to South Park community college Wendywho got into a better college.Stan:Kenny wake up your going to be late.Kenny:mph.Stan:Dude school starts in 5 minutes.
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Death Dealers Chapter 9
Theman that they were looking at had burn marks on his stern face.Stan:Who who are you?Man:No one any more.Stan:What do you mean any more?Man:As far as the worlds concerned Im dead.Stan:When did you die?Man:Three years ago.Kenny:Wait, are you Blade?Theman smirks at them.Stan:Blade welcome back I cant believe your alive.Blade:Well I am.Kenny:Its great to see you.Everywelcomes Blade back.Kenny:How d
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Death Dealers Chapter 10
Thedetectives bring Blade in the interrogation room and a detectivecomes into question him.Detective:Where were you two nights go at 10:36 - 11:01 pm?Blade:I was with a man named Carl Score.Detective:Ill be back in a moment.Thedetective leaves and returns five minutes later.Detective:Your alibi checks out.Blade:Cool, Why did you think I did it?Detective:Wendy saw your Blades when her rapist came i
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Death Dealers Chapter 11
Bladecalls Chris at 4:00, two hours before the party.Blade:Chris?Chris:Yeah?Blade:I got the concert hall from 5:30 pm to 12:00 am. What kind of musicdo you want to be played?Chris:I dont know party music I guess.Blade:Ok. See you at 5:30, the party starts at 6:00Chris:Ok.At6:00 the party was set up and the guest started to arrive.At6:30 when everybody has arrived Blade gets on stage.Bladewhistles
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South Park is Unamed Chapter 1
A/N: this is another story I wrote a while ago and i just re-wrote it a bit to make it a South Park fic, although its not completely OOC there will be some major differences between the series and this major differences. anyway this story is pretty dark especially considering this is a high school fic. this is a multi-chap story and luckily i've already written quite a bit of this so updates shoul
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South Park is Unamed Chapter 2
Stan wheres your wallet?I dont have any cards in itShit, not even a driving licence or something?Oh yeah good thinking TweekTweek began sorting through Stans bag in hope of finding his walletOh shit Stan said as he looked in the mirror, it was the copsOH MY GOD!Tweek shut the hell up, just stay calm and hide the 8-ballWhere the f-fuck am I supposed to hide it!In you socks or something I dont know
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South Park is Unamed Chapter 3
A/N: drugs are going to be a huge part of this story just to give you a little warning, this chapter introduces Kyle, Clyde, Craig and Butters. this will be the last chapter I post for a while because I want more people to read this story, i mean i've checked and I've got almost 100 hits for this story but no reviews so I'm I figure if I leave the first few chapters up for a bit some more people m
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South Park is Unamed Chapter 4
A/N: just in case anyone was getting confused all four chapters take place in the same night and some of them go into the next day as well but for the most part all of this is happening on the same day"Jesus Kenny! Eyes on the road Kenny swerved out of the way of a oncoming SUVYeah thanks the warning, assholeIm seriously Kenny! Youre going to get us killed!Goddamn Cartman, when did you become such
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South Park is Unamed Chapter 5
A/N: It's back, more than that I'm back. first of all I stopped updating because nobody was reading this and then I was just really busy with loads of shit that I'd prefer not to be busy but yeah now I'm back. This chapter is important because this is where the plot really starts to take off, the first four chapters were just and introduction to Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman now that's done the re
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