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Where Are We Chapter 5
Disclaimer:its on my page--Stanand Kyle were hiding behind a tree, somewhere. Stan couldnt quitemake out his surroundings.Stan,where are we? Kyle whispered. The moon was shinning, lighting upKyles face and hair, revealing a scratch across his cheek.I-Idont know, Stan replied, throwing his arms around Kyle in atight hug. They heard a cracking noise behind them.-Flash-Butters?Butters, where are you?
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Where Are We Chapter 6
Aftera couple days, eleven more people had disappeared. Stan approached usthe day Michael went missing, and told us they had figured out whatwas happening, and that they hadnt seen them for about six daysnow. Half an hour before, Kenny appeared out of nowhere, (meaning hehad probably died) and told us to meet them at their cabin. So, herewe are walking towards cabin Sunny Smiles, trying to avoid t
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Where Are We Chapter 7
Sorry for not updating earlier. Sometimes I really hate going to a private school, they give too much homework. Oh well, cant have everything. Hopefully people didnt give up on my story. I probably wouldve update quicker if I got more REVEIWS!! I seriously got 2 reviews for the last chapter... and I flame, but thats unimportant. This is the beta-ed version cuz i didn't get the beta-ed one. Anyway,
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Where Are We Chapter 8
I amso so so so so so sorry that this took so long. I have had so manyassignments due, basketball and Ive had heaps of tests and donthave much time to do anything anymore. Thanks to the people thatreviewed and to the people that are still reading, especiallyconsidering how long it takes for me to update. Also, Flashbacks arein third person. I put the flashback in to show how Kenny and Buttersbecam
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Where Are We Chapter 9
I seriously wrote thisat 1:50 am so if its not all that great I understand. :) Also I dorelies that you are expecting me to put up the next part off thebutter/Kenny chapter, Im sorry but Im not, I have other couplesto write for. Its ok you only have to wait a few more chapters. Itwould take if less time if I got more reviews hinthint- I forgetthat there will be a surprise in this chapter, you can
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So Dark and Evil Chapter 1
A/N: ...This is what I thought of, after watching that episode over and over and over (it's on my iPod.)Damien kissed and licked a path down Kyle's chest, pausing at his waistband and looking up at him, giving him one of his rare, hesitant glances. "We don't have to do this, you know. We could wait.""N-no... No, I want to do this." He paused, adding with a bit too much enthusiasm, "I want the anti
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So Dark and Evil Chapter 2
"So, a thousand years of darkness, huh?""Pretty much.""That gonna happen soon?""Pretty soon, yeah.""During our high school years?""Nope.""College?""Probably.""Damn.""Why?""I was planning on spending most of the time fucking like rabbits. Er, with you, of course.""Don't worry," Damien laughed, patting his red-haired boyfriend on the head, "you'll spend the thousand years of darkness with me. We can
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Starstruck Chapter 1
StarstruckChapter One: If I Had To Choose A Way To Die Itd Be With YouBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Im a bad, bad person. This brings the count of my SP fics up to what, eight? Gaaaaah. None of which are complete. Well, YCNGB will be complete soon, and I think NBtR is going to be pretty short at that. Which will bring me back down tosix? Shit. Gah. But I HAD to! The writing gods called, and I answered.
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Starstruck Chapter 2
StarstruckChapter Two: The More I See The Less I KnowBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Oh dear. So everyone wanted a continuation of that first chapter, and Im afraid youre going to have to wait for it. It was kind of a really long prologue, although I hate calling things prologues. It feels so pretentious, somehow. Anyway, I wanted to try my hand at a how Christophe met Gregory and vice versa fic, and this
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Inspiration Chapter 1
Summary: 20 songfics to inspire me and to (hopefully) cure my writers block. Please review, I DO read them, even if I dont respond to all of them. *** ~ *** ~ *** ~ xmm *** ~ *** ~ *** ~Swing Life Away Rise AgainstAm I loud and clear or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, or are we just getting more lost?Stan sighed as he flipped open hi
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Agoraphobia Chapter 1
Mana here. God I am so lazy.I wanted to post this two weeks ago but I was struggling on the end. But on the bright side, I finished it. And Im sure the wait makes it taste loads better. Okthis is based on a fear. I went to San Francisco last month, and mind you I love that city. I was born in Stanford, so the Bay Area has been myhome. But when I was walking the streets I felt somewhat scared. Like
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Kennys first and only love Chapter 1
I was walking in the snow when I heard someone say my name. I looked over and saw: Kenny, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman talking about me.Stan:Hey, did you guys know that Serena came back to South Park?*PS: () This means Kenny*Kyle:No way! Seriously?! Havent seen her since we were 8!Kenny:(I hope she doesnt have a boyfriend.)Cartman: Bah! Who cares?! She was just a girl we knew kids. His friends looked a
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Kennys first and only love Chapter 2
Afterrunning home I looked at my box filled house.Me:Whydo I have to have so much stuff?!
I went in the kitchen to makemyself a sandwich. I felt stupid for not chatting with my once closefriends and my long time friends. I knew damn well that Supernaturalwasnt on tonight. I just said that to leave. I looked at my watch.Itsaid 5:33 PM. So I just turned on MarriedWith Children andlaughed at all
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Angels Among Demons Chapter 1
A/N: Hey there , Im going to restart the war story I was supposed to have done already but this time its different. Im not going to use different States.This will be more funchoose your country to help against Cartman. Yes , OCs are welcome but they are adults. Ages ranging from 21-28.Death is the only thing I see nowadaysat least in my life. I hardly see the happiness that once held close to my h
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Angels Among Demons Chapter 2
A/N: Thank you guys for sending in your OCs and I have to say these are some of the most kickass characters Ive ever seen. Please dont stop with the OCs.Venice , Italy12:42 p.m. Yeah , I heard about the bombing in FranceIm taking the morning plane that will leave at 4:00. Ill have seven of my very trustful Admirals look after Venice when Im gone.Clicking her cell phone off , she was away from her
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Angels Among Demons Chapter 3
A/N: Ok , this is where the story starts to pick off , and like I said if your character hasnt been featured in the last chapter then this one , they will make their debut.Kimberlys body was losing energy slowly. Cartman had fired cannonballs onto the beaches , the pieranywhere in front of them. Once all the soldiers scattered out of the way , thats where Cartman and his military made their way on
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The Fifth Wheel Chapter 1
The Fifth WheelMostly a story just about Clyde being his awkward self, but there's some Bebe/Clyde at the end.Disclaimer- I don't own South Park or its characters-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Only two more minutes until I can get out of this dumbass school and start my weekend.Clyde? Miss. Lund, the math teacher,
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Lost Chapter 1
A Note From Ben: Greetings. I know, I know. I've got, like, a billion jillion trillion thousand hundred stories started that I don't update. I don't need anyone to point that one out, and nobody feels more badly about all of that than I do. This one is a bit different, however. This one is...special. It's always been special, and by far my absolute favorite story out of anything I've concocted thu
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Lost Chapter 2
A Note From Ben: Here's the next chap of Lost, probably a lot sooner than y'all expected it. The next one won't be far behind it. This is story will be updated at least once a week. I can say this with absolute certainty, because you have chapter two now, but I'm already hard at work on chapter four. By the time we get there, I'll have a couple more done, so don't worry about this one getting drop
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Lost Chapter 3
A Note From Ben: As promised, this story is progressing at a nice, rapid pace. I hope this one, as short as it is, holds you all over until I decide to post the next one, which should be sometime within the next few days. Whenever I finish writing chapter five and get a good bit of the way into six, I'll update again. Some of you may roll your eyes at the idea of writing chapters and then holding
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Lost Chapter 4
A Note From Ben: So I finished CH05 and am nearly finished with Ch06. I was gonna wait until I finished it and got a good bit into Ch07, but I realized that I would be breaking my promise to the few of you who are actually reading this. You were told that an update would come in the middle of six, and so it has.By the by, if this story seems like it's a bit rushed, it's because I have absolutely n
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Lost Chapter 5
FIVE TraumaAn hour away from the truckstop finds Stan dozing in the back while Kyle sits in the passenger seat, staring out at the landscaping flying past them at a seventy miles per hour. It isn't much of a view from the interstate, mostly man-made tree lines and cheesy, unattractive billboards. Several of them, all advertisements for some casino, advertise that they have THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TO
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Lost Chapter 6
A Note From Ben: This chapter didn't meet my expectations. It needs work, and it's probably my least favorite of Act One. I would have liked more time to edit this and make it a little better, but I've been getting messages from fans of this story demanding that I continue, so here it is. It's not as good as the others, but at least we'll be able to move the story past this.SIX Kyle's Teddy, Part
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Sunset Chapter 1
A/N: I wasnt going to uploadthis, but then I realised I havent written anything half as goodas this in a while (I know, this is the best Ive come up with inmonths? Laaame), so here it is! Enjoy!
----I like the cold orange sunlight thatstreams through my window when my curtains are still open in theevening. It lasts for about ten minutes around here, because honestlyits always winter or July,
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 1
I am Kenny McCormick. Iam the leader of the Army of the Heavens. I lead Angels againstSatan (formally Lucifer).NO! I said tohim. Him. The Holy One. He has changed, Kenneth. SaidGod. I dont believe it. I spat at him. He is an Angelnow, Kenneth. God said, He has changed.After a long silence:Lucifer was anAngel, too.God toke this as a hitbelow the belt, And now he is going to try and make us disappea
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 2
I am an outcast.Keeper McCormick is upmy ass about being a new Angel. I got to have him for a unit leader,so I am going to be with him for the rest of the year (p.s it isNovember 13, 2010).God, I feel like adick. I am making tension between Ken and God, and maybe he will takeaway Kennys immortally. But just being with the Angels got him afree house in Heaven.Say your prayers,little oneDont forget
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 3
I am Stanley MarshSmart and coolSchool QuarterbackI am as sexy as youcould hope to be.So why the hell am Ihere? In Hell?A fucker named God!Thats why! I am going to rip him limb for fucking limb! I willdrench Heaven in blood! Every Angel will fall before me and call meGod and all my friends and family will go home to their rightfulplace: South Park. But first,I will have kill God.No.I am not killin
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 4
CARTMAN:Kenny cant run! Ifhe goes to God and says that I attacked him first, I got enough shiton him to send him on a one way train to HELL!But Plan A is going toGod. But wait! Oh my God! Its Satan. No! Its not SatanIts Stan!WARZONE:The Easy Angel unit wason the flank and was hit hard by The Badass Demon unit. Guns andlightning bolts were everywhere! The Demons were on the run when theair strike w
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 5
Ash to Ash,Dust to DustFade to BlackKEN:Kenny its notwhat you think! Kyle said trying to convince me. Then what thehell is it Kyle? Huh? I said to him, holding back tears. ItsI stopped Kyle short, stabbing him with a knife.He pulled it out andsaid, See you in hell, asshole! and stabbed me. Imimmortal, Kyle. And pulled out the knife and stabbed God, then Igot shot in the head by Cartman.CARTMAN:Now
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 6
They released ITThe weapon that KenfearedThe last resort in thewarIt wasARMAGEDDONKEN:The Earth is going tobe reborn.But why now?I just found out thatKyle loves me.Why now?Why Armageddon?McCormick, the frontis down! Weve lost the war! said Sgt. JonesWe still got achance at a hopefully swift win! If we pull out Operation: Hell onEarth. But that is our only chance. I said to Jones. Try andpull that
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Postcards Chapter 1
Disclaimer I do not own South ParkOkay, one day I was just riding the bus and a thought hit me. If Kenny materializes back to life like in Cartmans Mom is Still a Dirty Slut all the time, why not make it interesting?Its so random and crappy! lolJuly 4 Sixteen year old Kenny McCormick is killed a rather festive death which included a parade float, fireworks and Eric Cartman.Three hours before his
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Never Die Chapter 1
Never DieChapter One: Im Just The Trouble That You NeedBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Okay, so YET another new story, and this one really annoys me because it was five pages of perfection until my hard drive crashed. Originally this was called Every Sinner Has a Future, but it seemed like a long, unflowy title. I really cant think of anything better right now. Plus its definitely going to be considerably
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Never Die Chapter 2
Never DieChapter Two: Hair Done Up, Black Holes Painted On Your EyesBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for all your reviews on the first chapter. I was astounded. Alright, so this chapter is much more boring. It focuses mostly on Stan. Dont worry. Its short. Were going back to Kenny and Kyle and more interesting happenings in the next one. However, if you dont like Stan much, I warn you now that he fe
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Never Die Chapter 3
Never DieChapter Three: Ive Gotta Feel You In My Bones AgainBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I dont know why this story gets updated slower than the rest of them. Probably because its going to take a few chapters to really get into the main plot, and also I think its more difficult to write in third- which I find highly amusing, with at least forty six original stories over at fictionpress written in third
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Never Die Chapter 4
Never DieChapter Four: While Runnin From The RainBy: Jondy MacmillanKyle lead Stan into the cafeteria, proud, like hed discovered the best new thing ever. Which he kind of had. Kyle Broflovski wasnt exactly a trend setter. Times when he knew something before anyone else were few and far between. Kenny would be amazed.Except Kenny wasnt at lunch.Kyle frowned, sliding into his usual seat across from
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Never Die Chapter 5
Never DieChapter Five: Ill Be Back When The World Stops TurninBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Guys! This isnt for sure going to be style! Dont make your judgments yet. Because I have no idea what the end result could be. Its k/s/k, including the dreaded Stan/Kenny (dreaded for me. Im not a fan). It will not end in Stan/Kenny, but it will exist. But as to whether the end is style or k squared, Im clueless.
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 14
heyy readers! its been a while since ive updated so here's the deal:
im a bit stuck on what to do with my stories right now, so im sorry to say it could be a while before i update again... :(. on a happier note, my brother, KingAGhidora, has a story called "Who Knew" that im sure he would be real happy to get reviews for. its his first fic, after all, he's pretty new on this site. also, if no
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 15
Hello, readers! I'm FINALLY back! I'm sooooo sorry, I had the worst case of Writer's Block! I hope you understand. Well, here's chapter 15. Please enjoy it, I worked hard on it! Please leave a review! --Mandy----Kyle?Stans voice was the first thing Kyle heard. He didnt have the strength to open his eyes. His entire body felt numb. As the memories of his previous encounter flooded back to him, some
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 16
At last!!! I have created a Chapter 16!!! Now, a warning to all of you-- this has gone from a simply action story to a full-out fantasy, and you will see why. I really hope this will be a good read while I think of a Chapter 17, which should be up much sooner now that it's summer vacation (YAY). The appearance of some new characters should make this story fairly interesting, I hope. Please read an
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 17
OMGSH! It's Chapter 17! YAY! I'm really getting into this again lol it's becoming so fun again! Anyway, it's the longest chapter yet, and I ALMOST have 50 reviews! Just two more! WHOOT! And then I'm halfway to 100!!! Hope you enjoy reading this chapter, it's got a few OCs, but they should be interesting, I hope.DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the cars mentioned in this story.The Honda Civic came t
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 18
Chapter 18 is here! I realize that this story may have become less interesting since Kyle got possessed, but oh well, he'll come back eventually, don't you worry :) As for this chapter, well... you gotta read it lol! Anyway, I won't talk forever like I usually do. Hope you like this chapter, I think it's kinda boring but it'll get better, I promise! And for those wondering-- the sixth graders are
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 19
Hey, Mandy here. I know my last chapter wasn't all that great, and personally neither is this one, but the action is coming up, just to let you all know. This is the prelude to the war, so keep reading! And please review, I'd love some more feedback :) Here's Chapter 19:Joseph Roan had seen more than any memory should allow. Hed been through historical wars and times of peril, acting as human as p
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