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Perchance to Dream Chapter 22
Perchanceto Dream-.-Disclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Kyle is on top of everything else he is persistent.-.-At HomeIII-.-Its now the lastday of May. Im packing up my newly-bought heavily-used car forthe trip to Boulder and my new life as a College Student. Summerterm starts in two days, and I figure Ill use the intervening daysto get settled and oriented to the campus.Of course, just as Iwedge the
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 23
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: Seeprologue.Summary: See howStans adapting to college life.-.-AtSchool X-.-I offer today furtherproof that God absolutely hates me. As an early admits, I got mychoice of dorms. I chose Libby Hall, being just across the streetfrom the Benson Earth Sciences Building where the EnvironmentalStudies offices are, should I need to talk to my professors aboutanything. Its also
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 24
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stan findsout what Matts been up to on the phone.-.-ElsewhereIV-.-7:24Ive been staring atmy alarm clock for the last half hour. Matt wanted to be gone byseven. Thats when he said the thing wherever the hell it isstarts. And yet, Im waiting on him. Hes probably gotsomebodys dick in his mouth, though, and he cant really keeptrack of time when hes in t
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 25
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Theaftermath. Will Stan concede the issue?-.-ElsewhereV-.-Its been an hoursince Kyle pulled out of me. My ass hurts, and I still need ashower. But instead of letting me clean myself up, Kyle is snugglingwith me asleep for the last half-hour, mind you and spooningme. Im disgusted with myself. I need to get out of this bed,have a very long, very hot
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 26
Perchance to DreamDisclaimer: See prologue Summary: Its been quiet. Too quiet-.-At Home IV-.-For the entirety of the rest of the fall semester, there was no sign of Kyle. He didnt make good on a single one of his threats to either come down himself or have minions of his harass me. Then again, he may have, but I was too busy being places-other-than-my-room to care. I spent most of my time hanging
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 27
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: KylesMaster Plan is revealed. But you know what they say about the bestlaid plans of mice and men-.-AtSchool XI-.-After the incident atthe start of winter break, I havent heard from nor seen anythingof Kyle. I count my blessings for this, too, because its grantedme another three Kyle-free months. Of course, just because Im notbeing harassed every wa
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Welcome to South Park Chapter 2
Sorry for the slow update! My sister came back home (from college) and it was kind of hard to find time to hope on the computer, so yeah.This chapter isn't that all impressive, it's more introducing (most of) the OCs if anything.Beep. Beep. Beep.I rolled over to where the sound was coming from while yawning. I opened my eyes, tired, looking at my beeping clock.10:30 A.M.I stared at it for a while,
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Welcome to South Park Chapter 3
disclaimer: everything belongs to MATT STONE & TREY PARKER except for OCs.sorry for the really late update for such a short chapter... I was down in atlantic city (which is in south jersey, and seeing I live in north jersey, five hour drives are not fun -.-) the entire weekend and I couldn't get anything done. next chapter will be much longer, I promise!and in case you don't read the little no
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Welcome to South Park Chapter 4
disclaimer: everything belongs to MATT STONE & TREY PARKER except for OCs & CASH CASH by CASH CASH.I am so sorry for not updating for quite a bit! I worked on this chapter for about an hour and a half last night, I checked it over, saw a ton of mistakes, and fixed them, didn't like it, and then rewrote the entire chapter over, and this is what it came out to.Did I ever mention how much Bug
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Welcome to South Park Chapter 1
My name is Fallyn Reins. Many people have said I have unique traits, such as having my right eye blue and my left green, and the ability to play guitar, bass, and piano.I was born on December 11th, and Im twelve years old, in the seventh grade.Very recently, I moved to South Park. About a month into a new school year in a new town, and it wasnt so bad. I made a couple of friendsor rather, people I
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Secrets Out Chapter 1
Secrets Out
author: Melby7777
Summary: Craig and Tweek's secret has gotten out, and Clyde confronts his friend about the matter.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Trey Parker own South Park and I, sadly, do not.
Note: This is what I tried making into a comic... it worked, but I failed miserably at the editing on the computer and gave up. Yes, I know, I'm a failure for not making somet
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Fallen Apart Chapter 1
Randomand slightly pointless introduction: Sothis is from Kenny's POV. I'm not entirely sure where this is going,so, um... Yeah. I wrote this really fast when I was bored, so...Please review and stuff, it makes me a happy person.Warning:Well,they swear. That's it so far (yes, so far).-----------------------------------------------------------------------Everyday was the same. It's like South Park
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Fallen Apart Chapter 2
Random and slightlypointless introduction: So.Chapter two. I don't really have anything to say here.Ah,cafeteria food. Actually, my cafeteria has okay food. Most of thetime. And if not, it always had bread, peanut butter, and jelly.Don't ask me why.Warning: Swearing.Shouldn't be that hard to deal with, really.------------------------------------------------------------------------I sat down at myn
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Fallen Apart Chapter 3
Randomand slightly pointless introduction: Well,this is a fairly short chapter. But it's also fairly important.Particularly the end part. But now I have no idea how to continue it.I'm kind of at a dead end. And this is because I made the charactersstubborn. Ah, curse the fun of writing hatred...Warning:Swearingand some violence. If you can't handle that... You shouldn't watchSouth Park...---------
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Fallen Apart Chapter 4
Random and slightlypointless introduction: Wellhere's another chapter. Ah, Kenny is so very, very stubborn... Sorrythis chapter is short. When I see something that could be an end, Iend it. So... yeah. That's my explanation. I decided I wanna know howmany people actually read my author's notes, so if you read this, putblueberry anywhere in your review. So I hope you like thischapter!!!Warning: Som
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Fallen Apart Chapter 5
Random and slightlypointless introduction: WellI've been having tons and tons of writer's block, so I decided tokind of cut the chapter a little short. Does anyone have any ideas ofwhat to do? Because I'm having some trouble.-----------------------------------------------------------------------I sat down at my lunchtable with the questionable looking goo on my tray. Craig immediatelylooked up at
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Fallen Apart Chapter 6
Random and slightlypointless introduction: Reallyshort chapter. Sorry.ButI have an excuse. My computer clearly thought it would be hilariousif it deleted all my work. I had to rewrite all the chapters thatweren't uploaded. And it sucked.---------------------------------------------------------------------Craig and I sat on thebench by Stark's Pond. He turned to me with a look in his eyes. Whatis i
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Westward Sunrise Chapter 1
I decided for my next story idea I needed two elements: A story with some humor in it and a story in third person POV because I miss being able to change perspectives every once in a while, even if Im rusty and clearly bad at it.Enjoy the show. Dont die from all the clichs.WESTWARD SUNRISECHAPTER ONEI believe in many things I probably shouldnt.Kenny McCormick frowned as he turned to the friend sea
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Dreams of Popcorn flavored lips Chapter 1
disclaimer: I own nothing, happy? *cries*first time writting for south park whoho!warnings: not so one sided slash between our favorite rivals Kyle and Cartmanthe italics are actually one of Catrman's dreams~Dreams of popcorn flavored lips~The snow is really bright tonight I whispered The Jew was talking with Clyde about their tutoring session later that day. Butters wouldnt shut up about his part
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The Butterfly Effect Chapter 1
I needed some light relief. El Dia de los Muertos is way heavy its butchering me... And I am busy and very writer's blocked also. Sigh.WARNING: The style of this is a world away from what youre used to from me. I realise it may be kind of an annoying read. But, hey. Give it a try. Whats the worst that could happen?Ladies and Gentlemen, Kenny is your narrator. Please enjoy him and bring him back i
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Darkness Darkness Chapter 1
Author's Note: Hey, new story I'm working on. I just got this idea in my head and I hope it ends up alright. I'm still working on It's Always the Last Place You Look and I'll try to update both stories on a somewhat regular basis.Disclaimer: South Park belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. As do the characters.(Present) Kenny's POV:Its not safe! he screamed. He threw some clothes in my general di
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Darkness Darkness Chapter 2
Author's Note: Alright, I'm introducing a new character to the story. I didn't mean for it to take this long to update, but now that I'm finally out of school, I'll be more consistent. Please please review. The magical cookie fairies will give you imaginary cupcakes if you do. =D Thanks! Also, remember that the story is in Kenny's POV and the next few chapters are one big flashback. Soon I'll get
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Darkness Darkness Chapter 3
Hey everyone, I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in such a long time. I've been really busy with some home life problems and homework. (Yes, homework. I have to do it to get into Advanced Sophomore English.) I'm not purposely ignoring my stories; I just haven't had time to work on them. I really hoped to finish Darkness Darkness and It's Always the Last Place You Look over the Summer, but tha
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Darkness Darkness Chapter 4
Author's Note: So, I've decided to make this story a multi-point-of-view thing. It's mainly gonna be this guy here, Ryan, and Kenny, but I might throw in a couple other characters as well.POV: RyanI sat as still as rock as Zane was yelling at me. His knuckles were turning white from the tight grip he had on the steering wheel. If he had been a cartoon character Im sure smoke would have been coming
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Darkness Darkness Chapter 5
Author's Note: Not a very exciting chapter, but it's longer than the other ones. Barely. I know where I want it to go, but I'm not sure how I'm going to write the next chapter to make it work out. So don't expect an update right away, even though I will try my hardest.POV: RyanI trudged along and absentmindedly kicked at the ground as Zane stuck the key in the lock. When I looked up, I saw that Ma
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My Mommys Name Is Kyle Chapter 1
My name is Paul Brovlofski. Im six years old and I go to South Park Elementary. My foster parents told me that its the school my real parents went to when they were little. I was given up when I was a baby so I dont actually know a whole lot about them. But I know my mommys name is Kyle.I think thats weird. Kyle is a boys name. The only Kyle in South Park that Ive heard of moved away a long time a
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My Mommys Name Is Kyle Chapter 2
My parents asked me to visit today. But the strange part was that they specifically told me not to bring Kyle. I struggled to fathom why on my way over, but I soon learned.Hi Stanny! My mother yelled as soon as I came through the door. She ran up to me and gave me a tight hug the way only your mother could.Hey mom, I said.Hey son, my dad said as he came into the living room.Hi dad. He gave me a hu
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My Mommys Name Is Kyle Chapter 3
Sharon and Randy will be over soon, Buhbi, my mother called from downstairs.Okay! I called back. She didnt mention anything about Stan so I wasnt too interested. Although somewhat curious why they didnt want me over earlier but came then decided to come here Stanless.At that moment I was playing super Goldfish with Ike. And by super I mean we used 8 decks of cards. It was a little boring but I was
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My Mommys Name Is Kyle Chapter 4
When I woke up I was laying on the couch at my parents house. I was coved down to my legs by an afghan. Most of the blanket was wrapped around my small foster brother Paul, who Id apparently fallen asleep with.I checked the clock. 11:22, good, not too early. I carefully lifted the boy from my chest and laid him on the couch. After carefully creeping out of the living room I walked into the kitchen
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My Mommys Name Is Kyle Chapter 5
Six Years AgoAll I can see is fuzzy. My vision slowly comes back into focus.Did someone knock me out, with a pillow. A soft, soft pillow.At the same pace my vision returns, so does my memory.Oh, right I tried my best to sit up in the soft, oh so soft. No! Dont fall back asleep, hospital bed.Then I heard a soft squeal, and I remembered some more stuff.I heaved myself out of my bed with all the stre
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My Mommys Name Is Kyle Chapter 6
Terrance, I think theres a fart coming out of my butt! The two Canadians squealed with high-pitched laughter on the TV.Me and my brother Paul laughed too. We were sitting on the couch together with him laying across my lap. A moment later the doorbell rang.Ill get it. I said.I opened to door to see none other than Kyle.Hi Stan! He said, giving me a hug.Hey Kyle, I was surprised at how long it had
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Welcome Back to South Park Chapter 1
The first chapter of my new South Park series, hooray! This is sort of the pilot episode, so if you want to see more from this series just drop me a review. Also, the characters may be ever so slightly OOC, to fit with the story, but they are 5 years older, so anyway. Enjoy the chapter.I do not own South Park. It is owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, those geniuses. Although, Paddy, James and Al
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Welcome Back to South Park Chapter 2
fReally, I really am sorry for not updating in so long, but I had alot of tests and I had to study. But from here on out, i'll roll the chaps out, so enjoy.I don't own South Park, Matt and Trey do. OC's are mine and no-one elses, unless you get my permission.EnjoyEpisode 2: Matter out of PlaceAs usual, the class was not listening to Ms. Donnoly.Timothy? Timothy Anderson? Is anyone listening to me?
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Welcome Back to South Park Chapter 3
And here it is folks, the mildly anticipated, Ch3! A massive improvement on chapter on Ch2, I think. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the chapter.Episode 3: B*tchStan and Wendy walked hand in hand to school, happy as can be. They didnt even need to say anything, a silence hung in the air that made them both at peace.Of course, in South Park, silence and peace are two things that dont last long.Aaaaah
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OC Fanfic Chapter 1
Author'sNote: I love OCfanfics, but let's all face it... they do all follow the same formulaand plenty of our OCs are Mary and Gary Sues n Stues. Hell, Johnscored 120 and got IRREDEEMABLE SUE on the Mary Sue Test (go searchfor it!)Sohere's a spoof.OCFanficThe Awesomesauce FirstChapterByJVMHaithis is my journal, my name is Mary Sue. My family is moving to somegayass town called South Park because m
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Back to the Start Chapter 1
author's comments: 'kay just to let you know, the introduction is told by kyle and i when he says 'you' he means stan. uhm, i don't really know why i wrote this chapter like that. i'm not sure if the over chapters will be liek that. anyways, yeah, please read and review. [:Chapter One.When we were growing up you always looked like you were having such fun,
You always were and you always will
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The Kenny and Kyle Effect Chapter 1
Kyle and Kenny.Kenny and Kyle.Has a nice ring to it, doesnt it? Well, what if they dated. Not the craziest idea in the world. And loved each other, still not that crazy. But what if all this happened, and one was taken away. How would the other react and deal with the misery of their lost love. And what if we factored in different scenarios, like Kyle being on drugs or Kenny becoming rich? How wou
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The Kenny and Kyle Effect Chapter 2
Why did he have todie?
Kyle asked himself this a thousand times.But when he went backto save Kenny, he killed him in the process. Not even Kyle knows whatis going on in his thick, Jew skull. But he knows enough to saveKenny, and thats all he needs.Ill take him toStarks Pond! Kyle exclaimed. He went under his bed and got thepicture, next thing he knew he was with Kenny. He walked Kenny toStark
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The Kenny and Kyle Effect Chapter 3
Kenny is alive andwell.Kyle and him aredating.But somehow, Stan isdead.Stan was killed in aR.P mosh pit. Somehow, it was Kyles fault.Kyle had to make adecision.His best friend or thelove of his life.He confined thesituation with Kenny. After agonizing over the question, Kenny saidthat he should save Stan. He could kiss Kenny earlier and then hecould save Stan. Every one went home happy, and alive.
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I Would Die For You Chapter 1
"I Would Die For You."
South Park One Shot FanFiction by ToniTheTerror / dark--romance for pointof-passion.
Title: I Would Die For You.
Author: Toni (ToniTheTerror / dark--romance)
Beta: None. That's why it suuucks.
Fandom: South Park
Pairing(s): KennyxKyle. [mentioned kylexstan and stanxwendy]
Warnings: Yaoi, swearing, death.
AN: Hey there 8D. This was insp
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Snow Chapter 1
SnowWell its summer time so what do i do? I write a one shot about snow. It didnt turn like i wanted it to but hopefully its not a complete shit story.Rated T For some languageDisclaimer - I dont own South park or its charactersIve always hated the snow. Ive lived in South Park my whole life and I hate the snow. It just makes everything seem so cold and dead. In my family snow always means my mom
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 10
Author's note: Slash inthis chapter.Chapter 10- The Summer Before Middle SchoolToasted waffles popped out of the toaster and Ms. Cartman put themon a plate and handed it to Kevin, who waited until last to get hisfood. He sat down at the breakfast table with Cartman and Kenny andpoured syrup on his waffles.You guys were loud last night, he said.You were awake? said Kenny, who was about to put a bit
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