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Merc for hire Chapter 3
LoveWhil-o-whispStarting time: unknownEnding time: Unknown. (probably a little before I started 'I'm sorry')Fandom: South park, gregoryxZemole (christopheWord Count: 161A/N: don't ask. Felt like writing a fluffy Gregory christophe story so here it is. Its really really short. Hm. Warning: fluffy boys being fluffy and gay. Kissing, smoking, yadda yadda yadda, ya get the picture?Disclaimer: Ooh, wha
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 7
Here you guys go! The chapter you've all been waiting for! That's right. Kissing scene. I'm not going to bore you with anything since this is a long chapter. I'll go ahead and just let you read it.Enjoy~! I worked hard on this one.Warnings: Kyle's ongoing denial. Come on, you didn't think he would give in that easy, did you? ;D And of course, the kiss(es).As soon as I'm done with dinner, I briefly
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 27
Author'sNote: The amazingKootie Bomb, aka Lucy wrote this chapter. At first I was going towrite "wonderful and amazing" but that's copyrighted orsomething.TheStory With No PlotChapter27ByKootie Bomb"Sick?Whaddya mean sick?"Mrs. Tucker nodded solemnly, "Yes,Lucy, Craig has a very high fever, I just took his temperature."I frowned. Craig seemed fine yesterday. Ugh. Probably bummed 'causeof school. I
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 7
Damn it! I'm caught!Kenny's mind screamed. what?You alright? You loom a little Pale.Oh? Nah, I don't! I'm always pale!You were watching weren't you? Stan said as he puts his armsaround Kyle. Never mind if you were He said.Good!.....so I can keep watching?Depends. Stan looks down at Kyle. Can he? Kyle looked off to the side and thought about it andwhen he got his answer he muttered a sometime. Stan
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 4
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stanley issad.-.-At HomeI-.-I think that if therewas one thing I would give the few meager possessions I have on thisearth for, it would be a friend. Or, hell, just someone to talkto about my problems. Father Maxi in the confessional comes close,but hes not really a friend. Just another douche thats out tosave my soul.Right now, Im moreworried abou
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Merc for hire Chapter 4
I'm sorryWhil-o-whispStarting time:3:42Ending time: 4:28Fandom: South Park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word count:452A/N: Dunno. Just Dunno. Its like four thirty a.m and I can't sleep so why not write a gory christophe x Gregory fic, eh? Got the idea from Cherry Champagne's Whores, so, read hers, its much much better. Its Kenny x Ze Mole. Hm. My guess on this one is that somebody wants Gregory dea
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Death Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challege.We could be grounded for two, maybe three weeks. Somehow, that was the worst thing he could think of happening to them that night, the thought of death never crossed his mind - Christophe always thought he was invincible.The fucking guard dogs. He had told him exactly what to do - it was so simple! How could he have messed it up? Stupid Americans. And now, Christoph
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 28
Author'sNote: I'd like tore-iterate SWNP is like a testing ground for me. This is the storywhere John can be a Gary Stu if I feel like it. The other stories Iput effort into making good. This one is my overrated polished turdof a Stustory =P Just kidding. But my point is, if John seems Stu-ishat times... it's just for this one story.AlsoI realize now the explanation list is in a different order fr
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 8
well we all agree? Kyle asked as he tried to contain hisexcitement. Pip nodded and as soon as he did Kyle fainted and Stancaught him. Kyle? he asked.hmmm...I guess to much excitement..? Kenny guessed. As Kylewas out cold.Stan looks at Kenny then back at Kyle and whispering, baby?and kissed him. Pip looks at them and then back at Damien.He'll be fine. Just....Is he always this happy? Damien asked.S
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 5
Perchance to DreamDisclaimer: See prologueSummary: Stanley cant catch any sort of break.-.-At School II-.-I am developing an intimate relationship with the hallways of South Park High School. Every day for the past month Ive been knocked on my ass at least once per day. I havent said a word in two weeks to anyone, just pulled my hood up, lowered my head, and sullenly stalked to class.Even this won
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Merc for hire Chapter 5
FavorWhil-o-whispStarting time: 5:13 a.m.Ending time: 5:30 a.m.Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 338A/N: Death! WOOT! Killed Gregory in two fics in a row. But hey, I blame Disturbed again. I was listening to Voices and that just screams death for me. So Thus, I wrote it. Lawlawlawl.Disclaimer: I ownI'll think of something, but it's not this.Translation notes: Theres a Fren
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Healing Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of Slash"Now go le-'Tophe! Tophe! Get out of there, Get out of there now!""What? What ze fuck eez eet Kyle?!""'Now! People! Dogs! Get Out!""What, Where ar-Argh, Sheet! Fuckin' sheet!""'Tophe!"Hed ran as far as he could, as fast as he could back to the van in which his hacker, Kyle, resided. Pulling the doors open, throwing himself into the back, whil
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 29
Author'sNote: 6:15am in themorning. Normally I'd go back to sleep for several further hours, butI just woke up from several dreams, the last one involving me beingreally shitty at mowing some guy's lawn. I have some cookies. Thenwithin fifteen minutes, I'm on the computer opening WordPad to writethis.TheStory With No PlotChapter 29ByJVMIran into Mandi on my way to the party. "Mandi, how long has i
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 9
You want a girl now don't you? kyle nods Violently. :thoughtso. Stan laughs but then becomes serious after a while. we cantry if you want. Kyle looked up and asked really, and Stan nods.when?Stan shrugs, When you want to. Kyle suggested after thewedding. Yeah after the wedding I promise. kyle hugs Stan moreand Stan starts stroking his hair again.We can also like, dress her up inone of those frilly
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 6
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stanshorrendous day continues.-.-At WorkII-.-When Cartman said thatI would get it, Lardass apparently was everything BUT joking. Nobodys thrown any punches at me yet, but just abouteverything else that could possibly go wrong this afternoon has. Onthe walk over here I was nearly hit by a record twenty-three speedingcars, had my coat splattered with
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Merc for hire Chapter 6
Your wayWhil-o-whispStarting time: 5:33Ending time: 5:45Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 427A/N: Lulz. Christophe has a dirty mouth again! Seems to be perpetual. Don't you just love it though? I was listening to Down with the Sickness by Disturbed while making this. Well, dirty mouth, Gregory being evil, you know the game. Lets play.Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. Mat
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Rivalry Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of slash.Though the two worked together, Boss and Hacker, they never got on, though tried their hardest to keep their personal feelings out of their work. Everyone in South Park thought Gregory and Christophe had something going on, which they did, Sort of. The frequent one night stands which the Blond later regret feeling so used were the usual. How
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 30
Author'sNote: And now for thenext installment of the epic adventures of Gary Stu!TheStory With No PlotChapter XXXByJVM, Sera & CarsenSonot long later, Ivy walked in in a black dress in red heels andcurled hair smiling, with Kyle, "Hey guys.""Ohmy God, Ivy!" Maddie tackled her with joy."Ivy!"Wendy and some other girls latched themselves on."Damn,Ivy!" Sera exclaimed, impressed. "What's the occa
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 10
I want to take the full price!Kyle said.Damn it Kyle don't ignore me!Stan yelled as Pip asked if that was what he wanted and Kyle nodsonce again they both ignore him.Okay Damien I may need some help.The other nods and they both wait for pip's orders. Now Stan...you still want to know? Stan nods. Kyle is going to save you.Pip turns to Kyle. You better be positive about this. Kylenods. I was just ch
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 7
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stan has atalk with Randy.-.-At HomeII-.-The two weeksfollowing the incident at Jumpin Java were fairly uneventful. Igot handed a three day suspension for the incident after detention,and spent it at work, allowing me to have the weekend off. I spentmy weekend moping around in my room, working on scholarshipapplications. I had won an academic excell
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Merc for hire Chapter 7
Cigarettes Whil-o-whispStarting time: 5:50Ending time: 6:06Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 571A/N: Slash, Naughty language, Christophe badmouthing people, including his mother and god. You know the drill. Wow. Its been a while since I've done anything of importance on here. Lulz! Christophe has a dirty mouth but thats probably because I was listening to voices by Disturb
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Temptation Chapter 1
TemptationWendy sat at her deskwith a pen in her mouth and her paper held up in front of her face asshe scanned her essay for spelling mistakes. It was the last lessonof the week, and even A grade students like herself had problemsconcentrating, especially when the lesson was Geography and herteacher had left to copy hand outs about half an hour ago. She keptpeering over to her boyfriend, Stan Mar
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 31
This was originally posted as part of a 100 oneshots challenge, but I've chosen to do 150 drabbles instead, so this is now part of SWNP. It's just a flashback.The Story With No PlotChapter 31By JohnIvy Valmont was new to South Park. Pencil-thin with piercing blue eyes and long fiery red hair and a single electric blue streak, Ivy smiled as she walked towards her new neighbors' house. She cleared h
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 11
As soon as Kyle showed Stan that thetest was positive, Stan Laughed and screamed with kyle and they bothhugged each. yay were going to be parents! Stan says happilyas he hugs him closer to himself.I can't wait wait to see what thechildren will be like, I'm so happy!I can't wait either.Shouldwe tell everyone right now. Kyle asks him.We'll tell pip, Damien, Kenny andbutters but I don't know about th
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 8
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: Seeprologue.Summary: Stanleyreturns to school following his habit development.-.-AtSchool III-.-Have you ever had thefeeling that you were untouchable? That nothing bad could everpossibly happen to you, and that you wouldnt end up like Achilles? That you could just walk through life as if youd been coated inTeflon? That you were like Tony Blair without the douchebagger
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Merc for hire Chapter 8
Morning AfterBy Whil-o-whispFandom: South Park, GregoryxZeMole (christophe)Word Count: 310A/N: LOTS of French. Well. Sort of. Hah! IDK I really dont know what this is or why I wrote it. It was fun. Idk, idk, idk, idk. Its four twenty five in the morning. I am not tired. Its irritating. Have fun with this yall. Umn, mentions of....stuff. lol.Disclaimers: I. Own. SPARTAAAAA!Christophe! Time to wake
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Love Chapter 1
Warning: MalexMale/Slash/Yaoi/Gayness.Disclaimer: Don't belong to me.Done for the 100 theme challenge.
Bastard. You're sick, doing this to me, but the worst part is - I don't even think you know you're doing it. It's everything you do that makes me fall for you - damn, that sounded so fucking clich, so fucking...conformist. Ugh. But it's true. Sometimes it's just us, standing in the bac
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 32
Author'sNote: And now for thenext installment of the epic adventures of Gary Stu!Andit's officially closed for OCs.TheStory With No PlotChapter 32ByJVMThenext morning I woke up pretty fucking groggy. I was half-naked, inone of Bebe's many beds, my glasses were almost off, and there wereseveral paper punch cups on the floor... oh, fuck, CLYDE YOU ASSHOLEDID YOU SPIKE THE PUNCH AGAIN? Gah Clyde can
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Jtaime Chapter 1
ChapterTitle: ItsOnly the BeginningRating:TPairing(s):Christophex Kyle. One-sided Stan x Kyle. Eric x WendyWarnings:Swearing.Notes:Er,yeah. A fic I wanted to make for TehShmexyRamen since shes doing acollaboration with me on the fic StrawberryParfait.If youd like to read that, please go to my profile and look for mystories. And leave a review.And,TSR is the most awesome person ever. So this is for
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 9
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stan has towork.-.-At WorkIII-.-Im absolutelythrilled to leave school and head to work. Head held high and with anewly invigorated step, I make the half-mile trek to Jumpin Java inonly eight minutes. Even the walk is better today. The air is stillbitterly cold, and theres a 20 percent chance of snow aroundmidnight, but its sunny and theres no wind.
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Thriller Night Chapter 1
If you don't like Michael Jackson, don't read this. That's all I have to say.Oh, also:Mizuni-no-neko and I need a Damien. And possibly a Gregory and Pip too. But yeah. Damien. We need one of those. So:EDIT2: We have a Damien! It's xTweekTweakx aka Oblivion. Congrats! :DEDIT: Whoa, I totally got a flame. Look:How serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to
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Introduction Chapter 1
IntroductionItwas a stupid move for Kyle to make, but why not use the gifts Godblessed you with? Hed been a good Jew for the most part; a smallamount of illegal activity never hurt anyone. He kept telling himselfthat over and over again as he reached the bad part of SouthPark, as Stan had once called it. Walking around in a neighbourhoodlike that can really get your back up. Everyone is against yo
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 33
Author'sNote: Holy crap I'malmost at 100 reviews :o Thanks all you guys for being loyal readers:) Even you anonymous bunch who aren't registered.Unfortunately,the story's winding down... the finale is forseeable... the end isnigh!Butdon't worry, there's still a while to go. =)TheStory With No PlotChapter 33ByJVM, Carsen and MuttAftera moment or so of trying to fall back asleep - which epic failure
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Jtaime Chapter 2
ChapterTitle: ItsOnly the BeginningRating:TPairing(s)Chapter-wise: Christophex Wendy, hints of Eric x Wendy (one-sided)Warnings:Swearing.Notes:Iam positively sorry that this hasnt been updated in so long. I wasbusy and got caught up in other things. I cant for a fact say thatwont happen again, but for now, please bear with me. I amdisappointed by its shortness, but only today did I get someinspira
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 10
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stanleytries his fake ID out-.-Elsewhere-.-I dont think Iveever hated Kyle more than I do now. I mean, really. Who the Helldoes the little fucker think he is? He sits in his car for tenminutes (out of my sight, apparently), watching me work to close up,and then when its almost EXACTLY time to lock the doors, thelittle bastard brazenly steps in and m
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Helpless Chapter 1
A/N: Another warm-up fic. I need to perfect characterization. HelplessMelted ice from the cooler dripped off Cartmans fourth hotdog and into the waning fire, which Kenny had made with surprising quickness (His family cant afford heating, Kahl.), and the resulting sizzle of steam was carried away by the crisp air blowing through the woods on the outskirts of the boys small, mountain town.The four t
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 1
A locker, the interior adorned witha poster of Madonna and a couple Hello Kitty stickers, closed withabrupt harshness beside the form of one Eric Cartman. The owner ofsaid locker stepped back from it, textbooks in hand. He wore a frown,the sort of frown that someone might wear when they dont want todo something unpleasant but are going to have to anyways. In thoseten minutes between classes, the h
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 34
Author'sNote: So I wassigning up for an OC story the other day and for the first time, Iwas beat to Wendy... it was... strange. I mean, I don't mean itnegatively only... I'm willing to share. But for ten months John'sbeen basically the only regularly active male OC (Kurt being the onlyother) and now there's other OCs running around like... I'm happy,but at the same time... it's just weird to see s
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All About STYLE Chapter 1
All About STYLE part1School had JUST finished. Kyle was sitting on the schoolsteps on his own, watching everybody coming out of the building, hewas waiting for his mum to come by. Apparently she was going to belate. So she asked him to wait there for 10 minuits. So to keep himbusy he started to do his homework. Until he saw Madie comingout.
"Hey Kyle, why are you all on your own?" SaidMadie,
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 11
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Work getsinteresting.-.-At WorkIV-.-Its pretty funny tothink of all the benefits avoiding Kyle has brought me. Over thepast two months, he still hasnt stopped trying to talk to me. Assuming (correctly) that beating the shit out of me would becounterproductive to achieving that goal, hes called off the dogs. And while Im grateful for that, that doesn
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7 Days Till Due Chapter 1
It was snowing. Then again, it always did that time of year. He turned, seeing two of his friends trudging through the ankle deep snow. One raised a hand in greeting.Hey Stan!Hey Kyle. Hey Kenny. Stan replied as they lined up beside him to wait for the bus.Cartman isnt here? the redhead asked looking around.Stan pulled his jacket tighter. Is there any way you could have missed him if he was?Hello~
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 2
Saturdaymorning was somehow less enchanting when he was already suspendedfrom school. The lump of blankets shifted and Butters peered out ofthe tiny opening that hed been using mostly to keep himself inoxygen. He sat up with a heavy sigh, taking a moment to blink againstthe sunlight and rub the sleep from his eyes. Sprawling to one sideof the bed, the blonde took his alarm clock off his bedside ta
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