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I Never Really Thought Chapter 8
Ok, ninth chapterrr :P :P :PDont kill me 4 the last chapter O-o---Kyle yawned as he awoke, blinking afew times before looking at his surroundings. He remembered he was atthat motel and he relaxed, realizing he was in Stans arms andsnuggling closer.Good morning, Stans sweet,soft voice reached his ears and he raised his eyes to look at him.Stans hair was a bit tousled from sleep, but his eyes weresp
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How to Save a Life Chapter 8
Chapter VIII:
Over an Idiot
Fuck.Damien glanced over at Pip, frowning softly.He hadnt expected the guy to be concerned over his well-being after being beaten by the two upper classmen and then pushed onto the floor by the boy who he was trying to help.He actually felt... kind of bad for Pip... a little.Stupidly, not only did the blonde try to protect him with this retarded mentality of f
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 7
Fight Fear With FireHey you guys! I got reviews! I got two reviews! Thanks you guysh! Thanks to XXforget-x-me-x-notXX (I LOVE COOKIES!) and thanks to Pururu (Yep, it was hard to write with no South Park characters. I was so glad to get back to Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Cartman'll come back in the next chappy.)Chapter Seven: Stan and Kyle find out that Kenny's in the hospital during an argument. Oh my
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 5
12- One night stand by Lar-lar.Authornotes: Thisannoyed me cos it was really hard to give a little twist to it,like Im trying to do with all of these, but meh. It doesnt feelquite finished either, but... Well, it made it rather short but since the others were probably too long to be called 'drabbles'? I'm not too bothered. This is next because Madotsaid their favourite number was 12 hope you enjo
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Paper Chapter 1
A.N.Just a short drabble I wrote because I like Candy so much. I'm aSouth Park fandom newbie, so please. Be gentle.PaperShedidn't feel the paper ball when it bounced off of her beret. She onlyrealized it had because of the noise it made as it fell to theground. Then she heard him, behind her, laughing."'Ay,hippie!" he yelled. "Go make out with a fucking tree orsomething!"Heleft. She rolled her eye
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 9
Uhmsorry 4 the long-ass wait,guys. Seriously. But Ive had final exams and soccer and all thatcrapso Im real sorry for the wait. Im pissed of myself.Sorry.---Cartman sat on the big bed, kneespulled up to his chest. His expression was emotionless as he staredout the window. His thoughts were completely blank. Letting out ashaky sigh, he released his knees and flopped back.So hed gotten what he wante
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 1
#206. Seriesretitled to South Park: Unleashed from South Park: TheVirtual SeriesOmg..kennyleft the online South Park community. As of such, I am dedicatingthis story to her. :)"JVM-sp150-It was your stories that truly made me fall in love with fan fiction,I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of your hilariousplots, creative story lines and fast updates. You were a trueinspiration for me
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 8
Fight Fear With FireI GOT THREE REVIEWS! Hold your applause. Okay. I wanna talk to you guys.To UndeadHarlot: Thank you for reviewing, my fine feathered friend. Don't have much to say besides I love you in a non creepy way. HahaTo XXforget-X-me-X-notXX: Two things for you. Numero uno, thank you, I do love cookies. Numero dos, Kyle is a gay fish. The rest is confidential. *laughs loudly to self thin
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 6
#20 Music by Lar-lar.Notes: Silly messing with my formatting... I only just noticed - sorry for the lack of a gap between the notes and the story, hopefully I worked that out now. This one is a reference to the Craig I RP he plays a few instruments and Ive been wanting to write something about it for a while so I figured I could kill two birds with one stone here. Its also REALLY long for a drab
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Disappointment Chapter 1
DisappointmentI never thought that today would be the day that I finally lost it. When I got up and ate my disgusting tasting bowl of Bran flakes and pulled on my green bunny eared hat, I had no idea that my whole little seemingly happy world would come crashing down. It all started out normally enough. I waited at the bus stop with my two good friends and Cartman like always. I took my normal sea
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 10
Response 2 Newey: Yeahsorryo-o I dont really have an excuse. I hope this makes up for it? :]Theres a little CartmanxStanand CartmanxKyle in this chap, so here you go, all youKyman/CartmanxStan lovers out there ;]---Kenny sighed as he walked back intothe motel room. Butters sat on his bed, blue eyes darting aroundnervously. Kenny! I h-heard you talking with W-Wendy! You cantb-break up with your gir
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 2
#206. Apologiesfor the lack of updates, I had summer school combined with a terriblecase of PIIIINNK EYYYYEEEE and nobody reads this anyway XDTrying to keepOCs to a minimum here.SouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"So you guys me and Wendy had sexlast night." Stan said, taking a bite of pizza that Lunchperiod."Whoa dude, really?" Kyle'seyes widened at the prospect of underage sex."No wa
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 9
Fight Fear With FireExciting news. I finished quickly, cause I got two reviews that made me happy! In only one day, too!To UndeadHarlot: Hey, you caught the Percy reference! Cool! I really dislike Percy because he was so mean to Harry in the fifth book. So I named a character I didn't like after him. At first, I was gonna make Percy really mean, but Tanek had that covered, so I let Percy be the Da
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 7
#22 Death by Lar-lar.Authornote: ...This isso NOT what you expect from a death theme but whatever XD; Imtrying to be original with where these themes take me and surprisepeople but... So far I am greatly unsurprised about how much I suck.Craig is such a dork XDDisclaimer: I do not own SouthPark or any of its characters.xoxItwas a wonder he was still standing.Awonder that made him think maybe he ac
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A Wicked Surprise Chapter 1
A Wicked Surprise.You could say a hush came over thecrowd..But that would be lying, and as weall know, lying is wrong. Lying will make god cry, so to be frank...In South Park Highs Auditorium, azoo was residing.The Jocks, screaming like apes.The Populars, flocking like birds.And then there was...Well, the regular folk.Regular wasnt a word used much inthe small hick town of South Park. Being regula
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 11
Update :D :D Dammit, I shouldnthave written a fic. Im too irresponsible. *sigh*---Kyle Brovfloski, Sheila leanedtorward her son, anger blazing in her hazel eyes. Youre astraight A student, the star of your track team, and a very handsomeyoung man. But youre gay?! You know thats against ourreligion, Kyle!Dude, thats fucking bullshit!Stan barked. Kyle is perfect in every way! So what if hes gay?!Wer
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 3
#206. One morechapter after thisSouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"Oh, for the love of God, couldyou just tell me where it is?" the Mayor begged, "It'sclose to nine at night!""I don't have it." RandyMarsh said."Me neither. I don't have anycrazy wallet fetish." Gerald drank some beer."Someone here has it, I'mpositive!" Officer Barbrady and Sergeant Yates stood by thefront entrance."Per
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 10
Fight Fear With FireWhee, I'm done! We should sing a happy song now! Well, we should, but we won't, cause I suck at singing.To Xxforget-me-notxX: I can see that! ^__^ Yes, I know it's a classic joke, putting a character next to a freaky person, but I had to do it. And Darius just got friggin' lucky! Thanks for reviewing!To UndeadHarlot: Yes, Harry Potter is super awesome! Percy was better in the e
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 8
#24 Pets. By Lar-lar.Authorsnotes: XD I betyou can all guess what this ones gonna be based on without eventhinking about it Yay for originality? I REALLY dislike this as adrabble its too long and too abrupt, I should have made it aone-shot. Bah. FAIL.Disclaimer: I do not own SouthPark or any of its characters.xoxItwas common knowledge that Craig Cramer, for all the reputation he hadearned, loved
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Just Like Puppets Chapter 1
Authors Note: The plot for this oneshot is based on a true event. A hypnotist came to perform at my college freshmen orientation one night. He hypnotized about 16 people from my class, and Im not even exaggerating, it was the funniest shit Ive ever seen in my life. I literally could not stop laughing the entire time. And I was one of those people who thought that hypnotism was just bullshit, but n
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 12
Hey guys. This is the lastchapter of I Never Really Thought. Sorry for the wait, mycomputer crashed for a while. Anyway, here yah go, thanks forreading, and have an awesome summer!---2 MONTHS LATERKatie sighed as she smoothed out heryellow skirt, glancing at the faux wood door, which read Room 212,her new class. She took a deep breath and pushed the door open. Shescanned the room immediately.A tal
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 4
#206.SouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"Aaaand this is my room. I thinkwe're going to be roommates." Lucy said, showing Craig to aroom."Oh Lord, this is a boringschool, too?""Yep, 'fraid so." Lucy ran afinger through the dyed-green part of her hair."Why did you go here?"Craig asked honestly. "I mean you don't.... look... likea troublemaker.""Troublemaker? Apparently I'msupposed to be
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 11
Fight Fear With FireThis is a pretty strange chapter, Ill tell ya. I forgot to take my medicine this morning, so I was a bit loopy when I wrote it. But haha, I had a great time! Now, to respond to my reviewing buds!To Xxforget-me-notxX: Haha, glad I made you lol. I like to say lqtm (laughing quietly to myself). Its a Demetri Martin joke. Narnia and Twilight- couldnt resist, my friend, couldnt resi
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 9
#25- Rejection. By Lar-lar.Authorsnotes: ;; Angsttime XD Ive been trying to be original and surprising with thesebut some are harder than others and this one... Sorry ifits a little hard to follow in places, I didnt wanna use namesdespite it being obvious whos who so... AreYou Afraid of the Dark asked for 25 so hereit is I wish it could have been more cheerful for you though!Disclaimer: I do not o
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Greenhouse Effect Chapter 1
Title: Greenhouse EffectGenre: Friendship/RomanceRating: TDisclaimer: I no ownNote: This fic is contains Yaoi , you have been warned. Fic insipired by the songSummary: [ONESHOT. Bunny.] Skipping school was natural for Kenny, but running into Butters, who just happened to be doing the same thing, wasnt.Skipping school was as natural for Kenny as dying, it was just simply something that needed to be
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DNAB Chapter 1
A/N:so, yeah this story well.....hrmm not much to say except....godammiti have a problem......Wewere sitting on the couch at Stans house. His parents were sittingacross the room on two dining room chairs, two empty ones sat besidethem. I look at Stan, he sees the worry in my eyes, I feel himsqueeze my hand, and this calms me down a little. I think about whatwe had discussed, just an hour before, r
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 1
A/N: First of many probably. Some connected some not so much. Probably going to try to stick with 100 word, 200 word, 300 word and 500 word drabbles. All Bunny pairing and the rating might get to M eventually. enjoy the tidbit.One:ScentBy PDOTLIt was still early when Kenny joined Butters at the bus stop. Butters looked up as he heard Kennys boots crunch against the stale snow. H-hiya, Kenny. Youre
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 12
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I took my break, and now Im done! I came out with a piece of shit, so please dont eat me alive. Or dead for that matter.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Okay, since I was gone for two days, Ill pay you for whatever you destroyed. And Aria loves you too well she would if she was sober enough. Thanks for your review!To UndeadHarlot: Yep, claustrophobic Darius. Couldnt resist Thanks fo
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 10
#40- War with myself by Lar-lar.Authornotes:Have some MORE ANGST, why dont you?! is hit Man, I only havethree more written after this one, Im gonna have start writingagain This one is kinda personal to me and not very good, so dontjudge me too much if Tweek seems a little OOC, Im well aware thatI get carried away when things are close to my heart. I hope I dontdestroy him or the idea too much...Di
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 1
This will be myfirst South Park story, so go easy on me if I dont get theircharacters completely down. But, tell me about anything I have wrongor could change please.--All the kids in SouthPark High gathered around the center of the lunch area. There wasanother fight today and there was no way they were going to missthis.Fights were theall-time source of entertainment for all High school students.
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DNAB Chapter 2
You know Illalways love you honey, I just need a break to get my head straight.I watched in disbelief and his perfect, smooth pink lips utteredthose heart wrenching words. I never thought Id hear those thatcome out of the mouth of my true love. I just need a breakThey echoed through my thoughts even a couple months later asBebe is painting my toenails. I dont understand, I shake my head,its not tr
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 2
A/N: Drabble two, this time 200 words. First series. More Butters-centric, but itll be Bunny later in the series Imagine Butters having his own adventures in LA, haha. Anyway, enjoy. And I also wanted to point out that you can give me requests and Ill try to do it eventually :D So go ahead guys and give me inspiration.Two: The Crack Series: CrackedBy PDOTLThe whole population was pretty much there
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 13
Fight Fear With FireSorry it took me so long. The Harry Potter premiere was on Tuesday, and I went to the midnight thing. I was screwed up for like two days. But I gave you something! *claps*To Xxforget-me-notxX: Uh how about I give you three dollars, and a cookie shaped like a fishie? And Im glad you want to marry my story. If my story had a heart, Im sure itd marry you two. Your family would be
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 11
#46 Illness by Lar-lar.Authornotes: XD Ohyes! I totally forgot about this one and its one of the ones Imost enjoyed writing too! Much like the church thing, I should notassociate fluwith cross dressing. Enjoy my warped mind Its set whentheyre a little older, theyre living together in my mind so...yeah. I only have two more ready-written after this one so Illprobably start taking number requests so
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 2
Chapter two! I mayor may not change the rating to M by the next couple of chapters.Dont know yet. Possible rape! Yay!--Kenny yawned as he gotup for the day. He always admired his own talent for being able towake himself up whenever he needed to awaken. Since his family wasstill very poor and couldnt afford an alarm clock for so manyyears, he just developed the talent.Though, consideringtoday was a
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DNAB Chapter 3
Apparentlythe surgery went fine, I dont feel too bad right now, Im justnot ready to open my eyes quite yet. Stan is still holding my hand,well not still, he couldnt be in the OR, so he is holding my hand,again. Hes pushing the hair off my forehead, and kissing it. Icant pretend to be asleep any longer, I need to see his face. Islowly let my eyes flutter open, I see him smiling at me. morningsleepy
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 3
PThree: Nail PolishBy PDOTLTen painted digits wiggled, making tiny white stars and dots dance on their rainbow field. Butters grinned and delighted in the array of color hed made. Eric silently scowled while Kyle and Stan just shook their heads but remembered they should be used to it.Only Kenny took any real interest in the sloppy paint job. He even took the tiny hand in his gloved one to see it
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 14
Fight Fear With FireHey, I made up for the slow update! Probably because this chap was so fun to write. And even in the time I gave you, I still got two reviews! And one was from a new person, too!To Xxforget-me-notxX: Okay, cool. I will get to baking that right away. Yep, Percys an idiot. Must agree with you there. I guess Im mentally taking my revenge on the Percy from Harry Potter for being suc
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 12
#48 poem by Lar-lar.Author notes: XD Ive been toying with this idea for a while, and having drunk someone near... nine cups of the stuff today, this came to me. THEN I read it back and figured I could cheat and use it as one of my themes! Hahaha XD I kinda like it but it is pretty crackish so... yeah.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.xoxBlack coffee, three sugars.Thats
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 3
I might just stopputting comments up here. Theyre pointless and I dont know whatto say. Dx Anyway, time for chapter three!--Footsteps echoedthrough the empty room, dark but lit up by a dim light swinging fromthe roof. The footsteps sounded like they were echoing off the wallsof his spinning mind. He tried to stand up, but only accomplishedsitting up and leaning against a cold wall. The blindfold w
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Because of You Chapter 1
Because of YouA South Park songficKyle's POV, KylexCartmanSong: Because of You by Kelly ClarksonDisclaimer: South Park belongs to Matt and Trey, Because of You belongs to Kelly, I think.Just took a break from F.F.W.F to write this piece of crap. I just saw the Harry Potter midnight showing, and I got home at about four in the morning with nothing to do. So this little tidbit came out. It's not my
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 4
A/N: I tried to keep this 100 words, but it kind of evolved. Actually happy with how it turned out. Also adding age range cause it might get confusing between the different drabbles.Age Range: 9Four: DeathBy PDOTLKenny hated dying. Every single time it happened. It still freaked him out when hed start to lose his sense of feel, then shortly scent, hearing and sight, in that order. He wasnt so sure
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