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What I Pine For Chapter 3
Epilogue----Twenty YearsLater----Maggie Simpson satunder the Beech Tree reading through for the Millionth Time theThirteen Clippings from all those years ago, The papers was nowYellowing with curls in the corners but Maggie smoothed them out andread the same story over and over in different Context.Marge had taken it inher stride to purchase all Thirteen Magazines and Newspapers whereMaggie was fe
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Young Hearts Be Free Tonight Chapter 1
Hello! Its me again, and this time with my very first Simpsons fanfic. Do you ever notice something about that pony-tailed boy, often spotted in every Simpsons episode youve seen? According to The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album (my favorite book), thats Levi Bernstein, the fourth son of Romeo and Pepita Bernstein. Now, we flash-forward 11 years into the future and see what his adventures will be
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Homers New Girl Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I do not own any of the Simpsons characters (owned by Matt Groening),except Harley Sampson and her kids from the first book.ChapterOne: Homers Passionate Affair and guess who blabsSo,said Marge. You have to work overtime?Yep,said Homer. He was actually planning to go with his best girl friendto a movie called Hairspray.Havefun, said Marge.Sohe left for work, then he drove to Harleys apa
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 1
Hi ya! Q of the solar system here! This is about Maggie as anassaion. Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.One-ShotMaggieMartinPrince stared at the piece of paper in his hand and sweared. Anotherparking ticket? The drugs he had devolopedsaved countless lives, but instead of praise he got parking tickets!He heard footsteps behind him and turned quickly. Then he let a sighof relive.Oh,it's just you
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 2
Hi ya! It's the Q of the Solar System!Here's another chappie!Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.A Mother Knows, a sister woes and abrother growsShe was washing the dishes. Not sounusual for her. There was one thing she did well in this world andthat was cleaning. The phone rang suddenly.Hello?Mom? It's me. Said the voice ofher youngest child.Maggie! She was delighted. Thegirl hadn't called home
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 3
Hi ya! Q of the solar system here.Thanks for reviewing. Oh and it is for than petty revenge. Staytuned!Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons.Family Can be Hazardous to Your HealthExcuse me madam, The overly perkyflight attendant said. I'm going to have to ask you to turn thatoff.Maggie glared at her. Would it be a badthing if I killed? She pondered. I guess it would since I probably goto jail and
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 4
Hi ya! It's the Q of the Solar Systemhere! Vaporeon-chan, thanks for the suggestions for Homer's killer.I'll think about them. Oh soon I'm going to bring Gerry and Nelson toSpringfield as well! Stay tuned and enjoy!Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons.The Guilt-Filled Taste OfChocolate Ice Cream CakeThey reached the pink house onEvergreen Treece where she had spend her childhood, by 4:00 pm. Shewe
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Death Love and Cowardice Chapter 1
Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)"Death, Love, and Cowardice"The end is coming.The end is coming.That thought at least was consistent throughout every Springfield denizens mind as we stared in shock and confusion and sheer terror at the towering angel above us, the angel that enounced our impending deaths and ultimately made a moc
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Lisa is Pregnant Chapter 1
Bart and Lisa un in the mountain. Snow everywhere. They were no suit for the weather. They where normal cloths and they get sick. They wood die!"Lis' its a life or death situaytine." Bart said as he unzipped his pants."Bart?""It's life or death and we must live on and get warmed up somehow!"Bart was the right! But Lisa was reluctant but gave in to incest.He took off her cloths and slid it in her (
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Lisa is Pregnant Chapter 2
Later that the Simpsons came hom. Maggie was at the door!"Lisa! Lisa!" she said hugging her sister. "Where is Bart?""We'll go over that later Maggie" Lisa said shaking her head."Okay!" Maggie smiled and walked back to play some of Bart's video games."She reminds of you and Bart!" Marge say"Wait a cottonpicking minute something ain't right!" Homer noticed for once."What is it Dad?" Lisa question."W
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Lisa is Pregnant Chapter 3
And that is is Maggie Bart is dede.'No. I can't believe!" Maggie squealled.By the way Maggie is older because Lisa is old enough now to get pregnant and Bart to produce his man sperm!"Yes he wont come back but I have a felling he'll might leave a gift!" Lisa say as she rub tummy.So you see... Live ghost on."Mom Dady... I will take the baby!""Lisa! Thank you!"Now Lisa had to wait for the birth!
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special penny Chapter 1
Simpsons Fan fictionBarts is Skateboarding to school and on the telephone pole is a poster. Its a sign up sheet for the junior X games and its today! Bart races to the skate park and sees hundreds of kids in line he jumps in line to try and get a spot to try out. He gets to the front of the line and writes his name down. They tell him that he needs twenty bucks to enter. He looks in his pocket and
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Waiting Chapter 1
Disclaimer:
I do not own the D&D Cartoon. For fun, not profit.Author's Notes:
Written for the danddtoon community's Ficathon on LiveJournal.
Prompt: Venger nothing at all New Moon
Set some time after the episode The Dungeon at the Heart of Dawn and with a slight reference to the unaired final episode Requiem.Note of Thanks:
A special note of thanks to Mistress Scribb
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My Goodbye Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.They say that many marriages are filled with ups and downs, the ups you remember with great fondness yet the downs you dread every time you think about them even before they happen. My mind is filled with that dread right now that I can barely stand it as I watch Homer walk away from our cabin toward the local bar. Hes being selfish again, only caring about hims
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Grease A SNPP Production Chapter 1
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Please read and review! Every word is greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)I predicted that it was going to be just another normal weekday afternoon. I expected to wake up around 4:00 in the afternoon to the sound of Mr. Smithers annoying, announcer-like voice telling me to get off my carcass and do some work, or else just go home. Of course, I would choose to go home, but not befor
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No Beer equals Screaming Homer Chapter 1
Yoshizilla: Ooooh...theSimpsons...seriously, that series is, like, over twenty years old,and it seems to not showing any signs of stopping! Well, when theoriginal voice actors die and when the creators/producers/people whowork on the show either quit, get fired, or die and go into theafterlife, I guess that would be it for the Simpsons...but I'm beingto gosh darn negative! I should be proud that t
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Devotions and Revelations Chapter 1
The following work was originally written as a response to a claim made on the "1sentence" theme community on LiveJournal, which basically sees you taking a theme set and writing a sentence for each theme based around your pairing of choice.The drabbles themselves are not in any chronological order, though a good handful are based directly off of episodes of "The Simpsons".Before I begin, allow me
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Sacrifice Chapter 1
C. Cowboy: Hey, this is my third He-Man fic. First off thishas nothing to do with the other two, and also just so you know Im notabandoning them; I just thought Id start another one to combat my case ofwriters block. Anyway, I hope you like this one! Read and review, I reallyreally like feed back!SACRIFICEDisclaimer: I do not own any of the MOTU characters. Thatwould be Mattel I think.Chapter 1: I
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Staggering Serendipities Chapter 3
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Once again, thank you all for reading and reviewing! Every word is truly cherished. :) Enjoy chapter three!Waylon? she asked, the ire in her eyes being replaced with shocked sadness.Maggie, I gasped again. We stood and stared at each other in completely frozen silence until we, in unison, reached out to one another for an embrace that seemed all too brief. Her hair still carried
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Staggering Serendipities Chapter 4
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: I apologize for the delay in posting this chapter, but I haven't been permitted much time with the stresses and strains of school and whatnot. Anyway, I hope this extra-long chapter was worth the wait. :) Thank you all for reading and reviewing! Every word is truly cherished. :) I hope you enjoy Chapter 4!Mr. Burns almost immediately noticed that I had been glancing apprehensivel
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Staggering Serendipities Chapter 5
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing. :) I'm sorry that I took so long to update. I hope you haven't lost interest! Please read and review! Every word is greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)Sweat transferred from my right palm to my left and vice versa as I rubbed my nervous hands together in the utilization of an anxiety-driven habit. I was waiting outside the power plant for M
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DECK THE HALLS Chapter 1
DECK THE HALLS WITH:Bart Simpson dumped the gasoline allaround the went inside the school when he had wentinside Priciple Stickler's office and began to dump it all on thefloor while principle came in and immideatlyyelled,"Bart simpson!Get out of here!"Bart just look at him surprized,thensmirked."Eat my shorts."Princible skinner yelled and chasedofter ran around singing.Deck the halls with gas
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Staggering Serendipities Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated! Thank you, and happy reading!Staggering SerendipitiesThe day commenced with normalcy expected. As I first became conscious again, sheltered under the yielding covers of my bed, I began my routine with its permanent first step: visualizing my day not as how I want
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Staggering Serendipities Chapter 2
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Once again, thank you all for reading and reviewing! Every word is treasured. :) Enjoy chapter two!Bathing Mr. Burns in the morning was always one of the highlights of my day. I always thought that the sexiness and novelty of the process would decline over the years, but they never did. Every time I saw my boss naked, each time I felt my skin against his, it was the same prurient
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Happiness Chapter 1
HappinessDisclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons. Otherwise I wouldnt be a sixteen-year-old, right? This first chapter is some kind of an intro, so dont wonder why it is so short, the next ones will be longer.- - - - - - -Chapter one: ProblemsC. Montgomery Burns stared with an unreadable expression towards the ceiling, desperately trying to concentrate on whatever Smithers was saying to him right no
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Happiness Chapter 2
HappinessAuthorsNote: At first Id like to thank my first two reviewers who bothdidnt complain about my writing style, Shorty-1981andBasil-Ovelby.Thatwas the most encouraging thing you could do, guys. But anyway, onwith the story.Chaptertwo: TruthsToowell he remembered the scene he witnessed two days ago. He wasntreally there with his mind; it felt as ifthe doctor was talking about some other perso
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Happiness Chapter 3
HappinessAuthorsNote: If they told anything about Burns father in the series whichdoesnt work with this chapter because I havent seen theepisode, just pretend this is an AU fic.Besides,Im really TRYING not to make Burns seem OOC but it is just sohard: I want to write a BurnsXSmithers FF but on the other hand thereis well Mr. Burns! Anyway, sure no one is reading this, soon with the chapi.Chapter 3
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Happiness Chapter 4
HappinessChapter4: SolutionsFiveminutes later he sat on a welcoming looking, brown couchinside Smithers apartment without any idea what to do now. Heremembered being here once before but it proved itself impossible totell why that had been. Being here hadnt been planned that timeand it hadnt been planned now as well, but this fact shouldntbe surprising. Nothing that happened lately had been planne
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Happiness Chapter 5
HappinessChapter5: ConfessionsI canexplain, Smithers. I really can. It may sound a little bit confusingat first but I can assure you I had my reasons for doing it. Toobad that he didnt remember these reasons anymore.What doyou want to tell him anyways without letting slip youre going todie soon? Oh, Im sorry, you see, I got bored fifteen secondsafter you went away and well that should teach you a
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Happiness Chapter 6
HappinessChapter 6: ReactionsI know that I have made mistakes and that it will be my fault if this ends badly. I will make you suffer even more if you dont leave me. I already burned down your house, damn it. Maybe next time I will drive into the Springfield Lake to kill myself with your car. You will be dragged into this if you stay.You are to get one last chance to leave me. I wont blame you if
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Wheres Milhouse A short Story Chapter 1
Chapter 1.FindingMilhouse.Bart looked everywherefor Milhouse. Martin Prince appered to find Milhouse. Martin said,Milhouse! Milhouse wasnt there. Ralph looked to findMilhouse. Milhouse is still not there. Martin screamed to Milhouseagain. But Milhouse IS STILL NOT HERE! Lewis talked to Bart. Lewissaid, Bart, why are you shy? Bart said, Milhouse is far awayand I cant find him. He has disspeard.Mart
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The Tale of Burns Manors Ghostly Gala Chapter 1
THE TALE OF BURNS MANOR'S GHOSTLY GALAAUTHORESS'S NOTE: Just thought I would have to write a Halloween-themed Simpsons fanfic. :) Please read and review! Any comments are greatly appreciated. Thank you!CHAPTER ONE:The pumpkin chromaticity in the sky and the burning aromaof fire in the air notified me that Halloween was nearing, and for this, I wasless than enthused. Every year Mr. Burns and I woul
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The cafe of Homer A shorter story Chapter 1
Chapter 1.FindingMilhouse.Bart looked everywherefor Milhouse. Martin Prince appered to find Milhouse. Martin said,Milhouse! Milhouse wasnt there. Ralph looked to findMilhouse. Milhouse is still not there. Martin screamed to Milhouseagain. But Milhouse IS STILL NOT HERE! Lewis talked to Bart. Lewissaid, Bart, why are you shy? Bart said, Milhouse is far awayand I cant find him. He has disspeard.Mart
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The cafe of Homer A shorter story Chapter 2
Chapter 1.FindingMilhouse.Bart looked everywherefor Milhouse. Martin Prince appered to find Milhouse. Martin said,Milhouse! Milhouse wasnt there. Ralph looked to findMilhouse. Milhouse is still not there. Martin screamed to Milhouseagain. But Milhouse IS STILL NOT HERE! Lewis talked to Bart. Lewissaid, Bart, why are you shy? Bart said, Milhouse is far awayand I cant find him. He has disspeard.Mart
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When Pumpkins turn evil Halloween Story Chapter 1
When Pumpkins turn evilIt was noon on October 31st and Homer was talking to Ned Flanders over the fence between the two houses. What are you doing? asked Homer. Hi neighbourino. Didnt you hear? Hear what? This year, pumpkins are meant to be popular to grow and this spray someone made makes them look shinier at least that what it says on the can, said Ned. Shinier eh? Let me see that can.Homer grab
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When Pumpkins turn evil Halloween Story Chapter 2
Marge, Flanders hasa skeleton with pumpkins dancing around it, yelled Homer. Ordid you just have another weird dream again? said Marge. Huh,what? No, its true! I dont believe you Homer. Bartcomes storming into the bedroom. Mom! Dad! Lisas gone! ThenMarge says Oh no! Im going to dial 911. Is Maggie in her room?I dunno, said Bart.All of a sudden, anevil pumpkin smashes into the window. Homer kicks t
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Rest In Peace Chapter 1
Itwas a full moon night. It was a quite night. It was sad night, forthe Simpsons. With their purse, they drew napkin to clear the tears.As Reverend Lovejoy finished his words on funeral, Marge stood infront tombstone with her handkerchief on her face to hide her tears.How could this happened? she cried. Oh, Homie. Shesobbed. Her two twin sisters tried their best to comfort.(Flashback)Homer!We are
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Simpsons Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I dontown Simpsons and never willSimpsons Episode 1:Birds and BartChapter 1: Blue JaysOne day Bart waswalking home from school it was a normal Tuesday. The birds werechirping their afternoon song. It sounded like it was a nice,peaceful, afternoon. Thats not what Bart thought. The soundirritated him. He was thinking about where he put his slingshot. Hereached for his back pocket; Bart t
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Simpsons Chapter 2
DISCLAIMER: I dont own Simpsonsand never will.Simpsons Episode 1: Birds and BartChapter 2: RobinAfter Barts strike to the preciousBlue Jays he wanted to get back at his sister. So the next day onWednesday he was walking home from school once again birds werechirping. Just like yesterday he thought smiling. Lisa always gothome before him. She saw his smile and figuring out what he was goingto do, s
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Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1
Bart,Homer, Millhouse, and Moes BarOne day Homer andBart started playing truth or dare. Bart ended up having to drink abottle of beer. Bart started to like it and became much like hisfather, Homer. Bart went to Moes a lot and ended up being there24/7. Millhouse always wondered where he was until he checked withHomer. Homer was at Moes. So Millhouse found Bart drunk at Moes.Millhouse tried to ask H
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Closing Credits Chapter 1
Aftermuch consideration, Margaret decided that she missed being able totalk slightly more than being able to walk. She had a great deal oftime to consider such things. In fact, Margaret had nothing but timenow. Now extremely elderly and frail, Margaret spent her days in anugly blue medical gown confined to a rather uncomfortable hospitalbed.Theonly people that Margaret saw on a regular basis were
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turning wine into water Chapter 1
Themiddle-aged man with dark black hair who was wearily making his waydown the deserted street tugged absentmindedly at the collar aroundhis neck that identified him as a reverend as though that littlepiece of fabric was irritating him. This really wasnt because hewas having a crisis of faith. He felt like he still believed in God. His faith still seemed as though it was as strong as ever to him.
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