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A Morning with Marge Chapter 1
A Typical Morning for MargeHomer wasfast asleep when Marge awoke as usual and he was snoring loudly. Shedressed, left the room and headed for the kitchen. On arrival sheopened the fridge to discover that, once again, Homer had invaded itduring the night and eaten all the Doughnuts. She sighed, removed thenow empty packet and took out some bacon and rolls for breakfast. Shebegan buttering them when
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Sideshow Chapter 1
Nearthe back of the diner in a booth near the restrooms, the thin man satnervously sipping at his soda. His eyes darted back and forth asthough he feared that someone would recognize him. This was foolishfor several reasons.Chiefamong these would be that there were no customers in the entirediner. The only other person that the thin man new was in therestaurant was the bitter old waitress who had
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 2
Heisann! (Thats hello in Norwegian)Next chapter is straight ahead (although, straight is not a keyword in this story.)I got my first review, so I will keep my promises.Its still M/M, Sideshow Bob will still appear and Im still from Norway;) (By the way, I really liked your review, Vapereon-Chan. If you notice some horrible grammar mistakes, please tell me. Thank you)-Barts POV--Okay, WHAT the hell
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 3
Giggle, when I started writing this story I didnt think I would get any review at all.You guys make me so happyThank you.Now, Simpson doesnt belong to me. I own this fic, nothing else. Its M/M and some rude language but I guess you dont care, hehe.Oh, by the way: Sorry if it seems like Im bashing Principal Skinner. I love him. Hes one of my favourite characters.Nelsons POVBart!? Are you here, dude
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 4
And here is chapter four.Im really having fun writing this story. I will try to continue, but please tell me how Im doing. I want more reviews! (Sorry if I sound greedy, hehe)Simpson do not belong to me, M/M warning, -yawn-Nelsons POV-Damn. I didn't find him anywhere. None of the other kids have seen him either, not even Milhouse. Of course, he insisted to come along since this concerns his best f
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 5
Chapter five.Im correcting my grammar mistakes now. Thank you for pointing them out, Vapereon-Chan I owe you one.Hopefully youll enjoy this story more if there are fewer mistakes.-Simpson is not mine-M/M-Bart is gone!?Homer, we already told you three times already. Old man Simpson sure is a nutcase. Lucky Barts mom is normal. I almost got a heart attack by that outburst.But he was here this mornin
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 6
Welcome to chapter four.Sorry it took so long. Ive been reading to a test.School, school, school. Barely have time to anything else.Warnings:M/M, rude language, silliness.Normal POV-Bob was outside, with Bart tied up under his arms.You horrible monster, what have you done to my son!! Marge screamed, while clutching the doorframe painfully hard. Poor doorframe.Nelson looked puzzled.Who the hell is
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 7
Ill cut the crap this time.-M/M-Rude language-Silly lyricsNothing you cant handle, hehe.One week had passed since Bart returned, and now he was on his way to school.He hadnt seen Nelson or Bob at all since then, and he had spent a long time thinking about everything that happened to him. Two guys were in love with him. One who had bullied him since he started in first grade and one who had tried t
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 8
-I dont own the Simpsons.-M/M-More slash in this one.Enjoy!-Come out, honey.No.Please, youve been staying inside your room all day.Go away.Come out boy.Eat lettuce and die, Homer.Why you little!HOMER! We are trying to get him out.But he said.I heard what he said.Marge sighed. She knew from the beginning things would get more complicated. Apparently, something had happened on school. Once Bart came
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 9
Im back!And no one careoh, well.Someone has questioned Barts age in this fic, and my answer to that is: Hes a teenager. Decide for yourself. I guess he is around 16-17 years. I didnt really think about itI did mention in one chapter that he is 10, which is too young for Bob. Just ignore it, like my grammar mistakes and sorry-ass plot, hehe.I dont own the simpsonsM/MBart was sulking on his way to s
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 10
Well, here is a brand new chapter. Hope you enjoy:)Dont own the Simpsons.M/MMay I kiss you?Bart blacked out for a second. Kiss? Nelson was asking him for a kiss? Well, obviouslyWhy? He didnt come up with anything else to say. Nelson captured Barts hands in a hard grip. He didnt break the eye contact. I want to see your reaction. See if you actually feel anything about this at all. If you hate it s
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 11
Disclaimer: Dont own the Simpsons, just this story.Warnings: M/M, Bob/Bart, Nelson/Bart, angst!Wow, been a long time now. Anyway, I decided to write a new chapter on this. Hope youll enjoy it. Its a little angsty, so please dont flame me for it. Im not going to turn this into a mushy and angsty story, I promise.Enjoy!What the hell are you doing here?Nelson tightened his grip on Bart protectively,
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The Springfield Robber Chapter 1
The Springfield RobberThis is the first Simpsons fanfic Ive made, so please be nice about it and review it!! Thanks heaps!!It was a dark night. The Simpsons were all asleep, that is, except for Bart.Bart was playing his new electric guitar he had received as a present for his birthday. Playing random tunes, he didnt know how to properly play until Lisa had taught him.Dancing around his room, makin
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 1
Hey:)This is an M/M fic, so if you dont like, dont read.Or even better: Read until you start loving it.Bear in mind that Im from Norway. (Thats my excuse for everything. --;), so my English may have some grammar mistakes.This is a Bart/Nelson fic, with some small hints of Millhouse/Lisa. Sideshow Bob also makes an appearance. I Just love that guyAnd just so you know, I dont own the Simpsons, not e
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A Szyslak Family Christmas Chapter 1
ASzyslak Family ChristmasNote: Simpsons Holiday fic. Moes family come to visit and discoverGrandpa Joe abhors Christmas. Will Francine and Maury be able tochange his tune before Christmas or is Joe too much of a lost cause ?Chapter1Grandpa Joe is coming to TownFrancineand Maury were beside themselves with excitement as they waited forthe arrival of their Grandpa in the airport. The whole Szylak fa
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Simpson Report 3 Chapter 1
Note: I dont own anything, just this comp. and keyboard. hi Popcorn!! Please review! PS: yes, i know i cant speelThis is Bart Simpsonreporting, but star freak is regaining, um, consecutivenessLisa: Bart, you meanconciousness.star42430: Hey! Gimmeback my laptop!OMFG! Im notdreaming! Its really the Simpsons!!Homer: Im Homer J.Simp-I interrupt-I know who you are!You're Homer J. Simpson, and thats you
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Its A Wonderful Moe Chapter 1
ItsA Wonderful MoeNote: Seeing that Christmas is coming, I decided to take on the classicIts A Wonderful Life, but throw in a few twists and turnswhile I am at it. This story takes place long before Moe ever meetsLynn Marie. Moe is feeling depressed and tries hanging himself, butthe suicide attempt fails. Frustrated, he finds his one redemption inalcohol and sleeping pills and has a near death exp
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Sideshow Bobs Cavalcade of Whimsy Chapter 1
SideshowBob's Cavalcade of WhimsyRobert Terwilligeraka Sideshow Bob reflects on what he felt to be his one shiningmoment and whether things are always as black and white as thechildren saw them to be. Set after "Krusty Gets Busted".I don't belong here.I know that the guards andother prisoners have heard that line uttered many-a-time before, butI honestly believe that I don't belong here. So much f
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Mi Mancherai Chapter 1
Mi MancheraiA Simpsons Fanfiction by A. M.DresselDisclaimer: The Simpsons andall related characters are copyrighted to Matt Groening and TwentiethCentury Fox.Authors Note: This storyincludes a major character from an episode titled The Father, theSon, and the Holy Guest Star.All of mymemories
Keep you near
In silent moments
Imagine you'd behere
All of my memories
Keep you
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Mi Mancherai Chapter 2
Yeah, she said (she said)
Getoutta my way cause I'm goin' somewhere
This is not where I wannabe
You can say what you want
You can tell me I'm wrong
Ladee da, La dee dee
Get off of my back, stop sayin' that
CauseI'm not afraid a heights
I may never get where I'm goin'
Yeah,but then again I might
You can't get inside my head
Can't bemy safety ne
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Mi Mancherai Chapter 3
One of these daysI wont be afraid of stayinwith youI hope and I prayHoping to find a way back to youCause thats where ImhomeDid I make you nervous?Did I ask for too much?Was I not deserving?One second of your touch?-Michelle Branch; One of TheseDaysDespite the fumes from the flood irritating her sinuses, Ruth hadmanaged to stay at her post for the better half of two hours. Part ofher knew that Lis
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Mi Mancherai Chapter 4
Find me here, speak to me
Iwant to feel you, I need to hear you
You are the light that'sleading me to the place
Where I find peace again
You are thestrength that keeps me walking
You are the hope that keeps metrusting
You are the light to my soul
You are my purpose
You'reeverything-Lifehouse; EverythingI Ruth wasnt quite sure how to respond to her daughtersq
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Marge dairy Chapter 1
Margedairy:29/112007Igo up six oclock and do breakfast for Homer,Lisa, Bart and Maggie.Aroundseven oclock I wake up Lisa, Bart, and homer and after they eat Iget Bart, Lisa to school. After I left them in school I go to thehairdresser and fix my hair. After the hairdresser I go toKwik-e-mark with my hairdresser friends and we buy one share and wegot 20 pound and we share in 4 so we get 5 pound eac
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Homers dairy Chapter 1
Homersdairy2007-12-04I go up 8 oclockand ate breakfast. The breakfast consists of bacon and egg. Afterbreakfast Bart was evil to me so I strangling him but the school buscame so I must release him. DO!Then I go to work and sleep, eat and sleep more then I go home andeat some more. After I have eat some food I go to Moe and drink somebear and I came home at midnight and now shall I and Marge have s
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Simpsons of the Carribbean Chapter 1
I own nothingness. I have my screen-name. Fox owns the Simpsons, and Disney owns Pirates. And Oreo owns Oreo.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Last Time me and the Simpsons were stuck on board with POTC and Captain Popc-, I mean Oreo. A little re-cap.Popcorn: I guess u can live on the ship.star4
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Simpsons of the Carribbean Chapter 2
Alrighty! Part Two is up! Go me! -scattered applause- Fine, dont clap.Props to Bradley -standing ovations-WTF people? He gets applause and I dont? -scattered applause- Grr..Anyway, here goes nothing. I own nothing. Fox and Matt own the Simpsons, Disney owns POTC, Brandon owns Bradley, and Oreo owns Oreo. I own an iPod, a computer, my brain (wherever it may be), TyBot the Robot, and the internet ow
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Simpsons of the Carribbean Chapter 3
Last Time-It rains. It storms. It causes a huge wave that knocks us over onto a deserted island--Everyone picks themselves up and glare at me-Ummm, Ill put a McDonalds on the deserted island?-Homer puts on a sumo cloth, Marge pulls a gun out of her hair, Bart pulls the head of a Krusty Doll to reveal a knife, and Maggie smashes her baby bottle and points it at me.-Um, yea, an Arbys? A hotdog facto
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Bovier Girl and her Visions Chapter 1
Bouvier Girland Her VisionSummary: Whatif Patty and Selma adopted a girl they found in the park and then tenyears later she starts having visions of her real family being indanger? Simpsons /Harry Potter Shoujo aiIt was arainy, July night. Not a bit chilly. It was warm out and it was downpouring. A car was driving by the park with two women in it who wherewarm. Only one that might be cold is a lit
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Bovier Girl and her Visions Chapter 2
note: Angelis my character so she belongs to me and I put other characters intothe Wesley family so they had 15 children. Don't ask me why I wasdrinking an energy drink when I was doing it and I get really crazywhen I drink them. That and Raven belongs to me too, she's Angel'sbest friend.It had beenten years to the day that Patty and Selma had adopted Angel. After awhile, Angel began to really thi
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Bovier Girl and her Visions Chapter 3
Chapter 3A few daysafter getting her book and quill and also learning the name of thewoman in her dreams, Angel was back to waking up at 8AM instead. Noweird dreams for the past four days. Angel was sitting on the couch,waiting for Patty and Selma to hurry up and get ready. They whereheading to Marge and Homer's for dinner, and being the way Angel was,she was going to hang out with Bart and pull t
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Bovier Girl and her Visions Chapter 4
Chapter4 - Meeting a friend from her real family(maybea little hint of Angel and Tonks, but the story is mostly anAngel/Bellatrix paring maybe unless I change my mind and wand Angelto hook up with Tonks. Give me your vote. Tonks or Bellatrix?)Ithas been a week since Angel came face to face with Bellatrix andsurprisingly Angel wasn't home. It was July 23rd so she was at work.She worked with her mom
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Homers bad day Chapter 1
Homers bad dayHomer: Marge can you you change the channel for me please?Marge: No Homer you can do it yourself.Homer: Oh please Marge please.Marge: I said no you can do it yourself you dont do any exercise any way.Homer: DOH!!Homer I go and exercise after dinner. Then Ill prove to you that I can exercise.Marge: Homer I think that you should go now as well.Homer: NOW ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!Marge: No I
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Disposable Souls Chapter 1
Thisis it, Gil thought eagerly as he adjusted his brand new uniformwith one hand and tightly grasped his gun with the other,the firstday of my new job!!! Oh, I got a good feeling about this one. Yep, Ithink that this is where ol Gil is finally going to succeed. Aww,heck, I bet that after just a week or so they promote me to head ofsecurity. Whyd I ever go wasting my time selling doorbells orworkin
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Talkin With The Simpsons Chapter 1
TheSimpsons InterviewA/N:I realize that there are probably a bazillion interview fanfics, butapparently none has been done for The Simpsons, so I'm going to doone.Disclaimer:I don't own The Simpsons. Clear as that.Rii:Welcome to Rii Live! Today we are going to interview Mr. Simpson. Hello Mr. Simpson!Homer:Excuse me, but it's HOMER Simpson!Rii:Whatever. Anyways, first question. Why do you choke Ba
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Talkin With The Simpsons Chapter 2
Talkin'With The SimpsonsA/N:Second chapter! ENJOY!Disclaimer:I don't own Simpsons. It's as easy as that.Rii:Welcome back to Rii Live! Today we are very fortunate to have Mrs.Marge Simpson to be here with us today! Hello Marge!Marge:Hello Rii.Rii:I will ask you some questions and you answer truthfully. Is thatalright?Marge:Fine with me!Rii:First question, how do you handle three kids and a fat guy?
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Talkin With The Simpsons Chapter 3
Talkin'With The SimpsonsA/N:Da third chappie of my fifth story. Enjoy and r+r! Tee Hee Hee!FEATURING NEZZI! And the O.M.G.T.I.N.W.I.C.D.T.-itis was created from the idea of O.M.G.I.C.D.T.D by nightsilencesister which she gave me permission to use.Disclaimer:There is no way that I own The Simpsons unless I'm Matt Groening orFox.Rii:Welcome back to Rii Live!Bart:That's a lame name. Holy moly! I just
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 1
A/N: Hello everyone, Ive wanted to write a Simpsons story for quite a while and after watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation I knew I had to try it out Simpsons style. Some of the story has been changed to make it more interesting and not seem like plagiarism, and to protect the innocent. So I hope you enjoy this story.Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons or Christmas Vacation.It was a lon
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 2
It was a few hours after the tree incident and Homer and Marge had settled into bed for the evening. Homer was busy reading a comic book he stole from Bart while Marge was reading the latest book on how to raise a better husband. While trying to get out of the tree, Homer had gotten a lot of sap in his hands so his fingers would stick to the pages while he turned the pages of the comic book. Hopef
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 3
The next morning, Homer quickly went out to get his Christmas lights done before the day was over. He would do it alone this time; he didnt want Bart to mess anything up. Bart didnt mind though, Milhouse had invited Bart over to play a video game.For a few hours Homer worked until he finished the entire roof, he still had to put lights around each window, corner and shrub around the house. Of cour
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 4
A/N: Okay so this chapter will be a little more serious than the others, and if it sucks I apologize. Its the only idea I could think of as to why Roy is here with two kids. If you can think of anything better, then.I really dont know what to tell you. But try to enjoy it; Ill make it up for you in the next chapter.Woah Mr. S, you okay? Roy asked as Homer opened his eyes after falling into the sno
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 5
There was four days left till Christmas and Homer was sitting at his workstation daydreaming about Christmas coming up, and the fact that he was going on vacation for seven days. Too bad it wouldnt be a quiet time though, Marges sisters were already getting on his nerves and Grampa was complaining about back problems.So far though his house was attracted a lot of attention, some good and some bad.
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 6
The day after the incident at the gorge and after Homer had heard about Roys kids not knowing if Santa was real, Homer returned to the local Try-N-Save with Roy to pick out the best Christmas presents he could give the kids. He also needed a Santa beard to go with his old and moldy Santa costume that he had not worn for quite a while.Together, he and Roy picked out some wonderful little toys that
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