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Fears and desires between Bart and Lisa Simpson
Dreams come true ‘It’s a good thing Homer isn’t here,’ Lisa thought as she played the blues on her saxophone. She had not felt well today at school and hoped that her instrument would help soothe her as it often did, but today it failed at the task. She had too much on her mind to let the music reach her heart. Even when she tried to do some homework to push her ill thoughts asi
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My best teacher
bart is at school with miss Krapabelle . he thinks she is very pretty and that she has beautiful breasts . He dreams to fuck her for so long . Mrs K. sees he is thinking of fucking and she thinks about it too . Her last fuck is so far . She is going to seduce Bart by watching he her breasts . Bart watch she his dick . When she sees the dick , she puts off her clothes like Bart . During an h
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Simpsons. I Spy. Part 6
Note to readers this starts half way through the last story when Bart was watching through the window from the treehouseBart quickly put his dick back in his shorts. Stuck in the treehouse Bart had watched enough of the action through the window and had decided it was time he got a piece of it. Climbing down from the treehouse and running around the side of the house and head long in to his friend
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Bart's Adventures part 6
Part 6
It was 2:00 am when Maggie started up. Her crying, and screaming woke
Marge up within seconds, while Homer slept peacefully through. She
checked on her baby, and felt she was running a fever. So, she
quickly went downstairs looking for medicine. She found none.
Horrified, she called Dr Hibbert. He was sleepy, but in good mood.
Marge told him she was
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Fifteen years on.
Fifteen years on.
It had been a hot day, the sun had beat down on the Simpson residence mercilessly, Homer had decided and began a BBQ, it was Saturday there was no work, no work tomorrow so why shouldn't they as a family spend it together having fun. It had been a good day, Homers cooking wasn't up to much but BBQ food just had to be burned so no one cared. He sat bac
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the simpsons thetrip
The TripThe Simpson family walked out of there house and slipped into the waitingcar. Homer had already filled the trunk with the desired cases within the lasthalf hour and was looking forward to simply sitting in the drivers seat to relaxthe aching bones. This trip would be slightly different, Lisa had asked if shecould sit up front as she wanted to makes notes along the way for an essay shewas p
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Marges other boy Chapter 2
Well sorry for not updating for a while, so here is chapter 2. And yes, characters are going to be very OOC (not very, or all of them, but some people complain about Bob) , but no, the OCs wont appear in this chapter. Enjoy the reading.I dont own anything. Matt Groening the song Not While Im Aroundddbelongs to Stephen Soundheim, but in the new film to Tim BurtonAfter watching the film the group w
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The simpsons Story Chapter 1
TheSimpsonsIn:TheSimpsons Story.Homer:Mmmm doughnuts. Me no marry Marge. I will marry you.Marge:Homie wake up. There is something important I need to tell you.HomersMind: Oh no she wants a divorce. What have I done to deserve this?Homer:Look Marge. Sweetie. I will not divorce you for stupid doughnuts.Maybe two but not 1.Marge:No! Its not about doughnuts. Its about the trip I am takingalone. To Tex
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Simpsons Truth or Dare Chapter 2
I dont own any ofThe Simpson CharactersOKMillhouse I dare you. Bart was beginning to say until Margesaid Wait! Lets separate in 4 groups so it wont take to long toplay and the winners of each group play the other winners and theperson that loses has to give the money to the person who gets givesthe dare or truth they cant do. Everybody agreed so the 4 groupswere Bart, Lisa, Ralph and, Millhouse a.
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President Lisa Chapter 1
Chapter 1BartgateIm Kent Brockman and this is Normal Vision evening news, Bart Simpson, brother of President Lisa Simpson is currently being scrutinized for taking part in the Loan Evading policy of his sister Kent could no longer continue, an unhappy Lisa appears, she walks towards her desk waiting, she then moves towards the intercom.Millhouse would you get Bart in here please Lisa then moved aw
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The Simpsons in Caribbean Cruise Chapter 1
"Come on Milhouse! Krusty's on!" Bart Simspon cried out to his best friend."Wait Bart, I'm coming!" Milhouse quickly ran and took a seat next to Bart. "I wouldn't miss Krusty for the world." he exclaimed."Hey, hey, hey, kids!" Krusty said from the television. "We have an announcement about our new contest. Sadly, it's a story contest. Sadly, it's a a story contest. And what sucks even more is that
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xmas new
New Version
Twas the night before XXXmas, in the Simpsons house
Everyone had been fucking, even the cat and mouse,
Homer and Bart were hung like two bears,
Both poking Marge and Lisa without care.
When the family was done, they took to their beds,
While visions of incest danced in their heads,
And
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Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 1
Bart Simpson: OutcastBy Quick-n-PopularChapter One: The eyes of defeatWalking down a boulevard, on her way to work, Ashley Darrlow paused as she saw a figure lying down on the street.Her first instinct was to call 911, but curiosity overcame her and she decided to look at the spectacle.Walking over, her work high heels clicking with each step she took, she made her way up eight feet toward the bod
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The Estate (Pt3)
The Estate (Pt3)
Bart stood, he looked down at the book on his bed, he had mastered the spell, the art of moving objects with his mind, he had memorised several different incantations and now he was going to try them, he inhaled deeply and relaxed, letting out his breath slowly when he was sure he was ready he stepped back onto his bed and lay down, his head pressed in
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Unexpected ConnectionsA sunshine-hued bus pulled up to the once spotless white curb of Springfield Elementary School. It waited impatiently for the mass of students to board its body with grins plastered across their faces and freedom flutte
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the Hike part 1
Lisa and Janey were spending a couple of weeks with janey's parents at their summer house in the mountains. It was such a beautiful place, the weather was perfect, and there were plenty of trails where the two girls could hike.Janey's parents were going to be with Lisa's parents over the weekend. It was a spur of the moment thing, a weekend jaunt at a gambling mecca at a nearby Indian Casino, sor
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Kiss Me Chapter 4
The next day I went to see Dr. Hibbert. I hadnt been to the doctors office for a checkup in quite some time, but I needed desperately to know what was wrong with me. So, I sauntered down to Hibberts clinic and sat patiently in the waiting room, looking through odd book-like objects filled with nothing but celebrity gossip.I then came to a page in one of them that featured two male specimens in a l
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The Estate (Pt4)
The Estate (Pt4)
Bart had woke the next day feeling refreshed, it wasn't until he had got up that the freshness was not quite as fresh as it had appeared, he had felt twangs and aches as he walked to the bathroom. He guessed it was due to his new powers draining him, he shook them off, washed and dressed and went to the dinning room, the smell of cooking filling his no
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What I Pine For Chapter 3
Epilogue----Twenty YearsLater----Maggie Simpson satunder the Beech Tree reading through for the Millionth Time theThirteen Clippings from all those years ago, The papers was nowYellowing with curls in the corners but Maggie smoothed them out andread the same story over and over in different Context.Marge had taken it inher stride to purchase all Thirteen Magazines and Newspapers whereMaggie was fe
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Simpsons Truth or Dare Chapter 11
I do not own the Simpsons parentheses are thoughts and bold is me on commentaryHey everybodyits me Depthmon, and Homer and I stroked a deal! I said Iwill talk in commentary and everybody will ignore me and for exchangeIll give him a penny. What a giant sucker! Homer saidwhile holding his new penny gleefully and giggling like a girl.I dont ownSimpsons and bold is me on commentary.Martin Truth orDar
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 3
Lisa woke up the next morning still with the thoughts about Colin and Milhouse in her mind. Marge kept rushing her and Bart out of the door so they would nott miss the bus. Walking by each of the rows, Lisa took a seat next to Martin, who kept asking her questions about the lessons they might have in Ms. Hoovers class today. However Lisas mind was clouded with the thoughts about the boys.At school
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xmas old
Original Version
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sugarplums danced in t
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Gone is My Innocence Chapter 1
Gone is My InnocenceA Simpsons fanfiction by A. M. DresselDisclaimer: The Simpsons and all related characters are copyrighted to Matt Groening and Twentieth Century Fox. This was solely written for enjoyment.Authors Note: For those who dont know who Ruth and Laura Powers are, they first appeared in New Kid on the Block; Bart had fallen for Laura and was crushed. Ruth and Marge go on a high speed T
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Alison comes to stay - Final chapter
<!-- @page { margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } -->Chapter 5: 'Long Night' For a while, Allison could do little more than just lay there, flat on her back, panting heavily after having removed the pillow from her mouth. Sufficit to say though, she had a look of complete satisfaction across her face. "You okay?" Bart asked with a smile, now sitting up on the bed next to the brun
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Homers bad day Chapter 1
Homers bad dayHomer: Marge can you you change the channel for me please?Marge: No Homer you can do it yourself.Homer: Oh please Marge please.Marge: I said no you can do it yourself you dont do any exercise any way.Homer: DOH!!Homer I go and exercise after dinner. Then Ill prove to you that I can exercise.Marge: Homer I think that you should go now as well.Homer: NOW ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!Marge: No I
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The Ghost Chapter 1
Hieverybody! This is my first fanfic so go easy on me. Hope you enjoyit.The Ghost Oneday the Simpsons family were watching television, then all of asudden a strange noise started.Whatsthat? asked LisaItsprobably coming from outside Lisa, giggled Bart.Its not funny Bart.shouted Marge.The door bell rang. Homer saidIll get it.There was no one at the door soHomer shut it, then the window started to sc
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Frisky As Rabbits Chapter 1
Frisky as RabbitsFriskyas RabbitsNote:An Easter-themed Simpsons fan-fiction. Its Easter at the Syzslakresidence and everyone has come to enjoy the festivities. Unfortunately, Elaine, Moes dear old mom, seems to be sewing somewild oats in front of God and everyone and guess who has tostraighten her out ?Chapter1Cousin Benny Finds a SurpriseGrandpaJoe livedforEaster and looked forward to spoiling hi
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Opposites Attract Chapter 4
Opposites AttractA Lisa Simpson love storyA very plump hand emerged from the darkness; it seemed to be coming towards themDamon and Lisa braced for the worst Instead they were greeted byAlbert, the Comic Book guy? exclaimed Lisa, Youre not a mutant?No, in fact, Ive read all about mutation in issue 34 of Radioactive Man. Which was why I came prepared Albert snorted, showing Damon and Lisa his hideo
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Lost Without You Chapter 3
She closed her eyes only to openthem again and have to sit up in bed as the phone rang. She leantover to the phone which was on a small wooden table beside her andpicked it up, wondering who would phone at this time of night.Hello? shemumbled sleepily.Lisa,I have a favour to ask you, came a deep voice at the other end ofthe line.What sort offavour? Who is this?PrincipalSkinner. Look a few members
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Sleepover
It had been a month since the night Milhouse had toyed with Bart in his sleep and Lisa awaked. Since then, he had not had the opportunity to have sex again, with them or anyone else, even though Bart had slept at his house only a week ago. Milhouse had to resort to hand, but it was getting tiresome. After having a feel of both Simpson kids, he craved for more. Bart had quickly forgott
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Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1
Storiesof Milhouse and (Hopefully) LisaWarning:There will be a severe case of OOCness and canon flaws in this fic.It was all due to the authors lack of knowledge regarding all 400episodes of The Simpsons. The author was really sorry.TheDictionary Didnt Wear Tennis ShoesBartSimpson had nothing to do. Even the best prankster can only do somuch jokes, pranks, and wedgies in one day. So he wandered ar
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Bartholomew Drunk Chapter 4
Ch. 4Drinkinghalf of it, Bart started dancing around drunk. And the saints gomarching he slurred. He then climbed on his bed and startedjumping on it. and they go marching. Go saints As hejumped this time, he did a twirl and missed the bed, landing flat onhis back. He groaned.Hearingthe ruckus, Lisa came in the room. Bart! Are you okay?? sheasked, coming to her sick brother. She looked in his eyes
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 11
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! And a bit of shameless self-advertising: I just posted the first chapter of a new story called "Slumber Party", and I'd love if you guys checked it out:) That is all. Please enjoy the next chapter, read and review! Thank you!Back at home, I couldnt stop thinking about that day in the forbidden part of Springfield. I couldnt get the image o
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Isla Nuclear Chapter 1
A/N: Well it hasbeen a long time but here is my next story and hopefully you like itas much as my other stories. By the way I don't own any Simpsonscharacters or any fictional characters that are real fake characterson fictional TV shows or movies that really exist.IslaNuclearThecouch gag has all the Simpsons as caveman family and instead of acouch there is a log. Homer is trying to learn how to s
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Simpson porn Story: I Spy
“This is perverted”, Lisa told herself as she crept down the darkened hallway of her house, moving closer to the soft moans coming from her parents bedroom.
It was almost one o’clock in the morning, and Lisa, clad in her flimsy powder blue nightie had been fighting the urge to peek for ages.
Thoughts of being caught flashed into her mind, the outrage of her parents, the
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Lisa the TimeBomb
"AH! What a beautiful morning!"
Lisa sits upin her bed, ready to bring in the day...one of the most importantdays of her life. As her eyes adjust to the morning sun beamingthrough the window, she glances at her to-do list on the side of herbed. 4 things are marked down, all in order. 1. Give a speech at theMENSA luncheon. 2. Perform a Jazz Ballad for Tokyo r
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Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1
Bart,Homer, Millhouse, and Moes BarOne day Homer andBart started playing truth or dare. Bart ended up having to drink abottle of beer. Bart started to like it and became much like hisfather, Homer. Bart went to Moes a lot and ended up being there24/7. Millhouse always wondered where he was until he checked withHomer. Homer was at Moes. So Millhouse found Bart drunk at Moes.Millhouse tried to ask H
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lisas night of a wonder scare Chapter 1
LISA`S THOUGHTSGreat. Im Lisa Simpson, eight years old, with a stupid family. Yes they can be ok. Mum loves me. Sometimes it seems dad loves me. Bart is well, idiotic and immature. Maggie is just a baby so I cant say much about her, only that she is so demanding.(sigh).where do I fit in here?It 9:30. I am in school. I really should be in grade 5 or over. God this lesson is so easy! A dog could und
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The Joy of Cooking Milhouse Chapter 1
IntroductionThank youfor purchasing the new edition of THE JOY OF COOKING MILHOUSE, theperfect cook book for the disgruntled, lonely and cannibalisticteacher of Fourth Graders.This isthe 687th edition of this extremely popular cook book. Thevery first edition was published way back in the times of the AncientRomans where it was widely accepted that teachers would eat failingstudents. In fact, the
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Alison comes to stay - chapter 4
<!-- @page { margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } -->Chapter 4: 'Awakening' Soon, no doubt eager to do more, Bart removed his fingers from his mouth and looked over at Allison again. "Hey, Allison! I'll carry on if you want, but can you lie down on the bed first?" he asked. "Um yeah, okay!" the equally enthusiastic girl agreed, swinging her legs over the side of the bed. Allison
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Wheres Milhouse A short Story Chapter 1
Chapter 1.FindingMilhouse.Bart looked everywherefor Milhouse. Martin Prince appered to find Milhouse. Martin said,Milhouse! Milhouse wasnt there. Ralph looked to findMilhouse. Milhouse is still not there. Martin screamed to Milhouseagain. But Milhouse IS STILL NOT HERE! Lewis talked to Bart. Lewissaid, Bart, why are you shy? Bart said, Milhouse is far awayand I cant find him. He has disspeard.Mart
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springfield 01
Springfield Secret SocietyBy GoatTodayis our anniversary, and I dont want any shenanigans from you two.Homer said as he took a swig of whisky.Now I want you six to be good to your um,whoever your mother is for the night okay.Homer said just before he fell the floor with a thud.Im so sorry about him.Marge said as she took some money out of herpurse.This is a great end to ouranniversary.Marge said a
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