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Simpsons Truth or Dare Chapter 8
I do not own TheSimpsonsThanks for thereviews!!!Now that Carl and Moewere gone now Homer and Lenny were left.Homer, Truth orDare? Lenny askedTruth Homer said.If you were gay whowould you think you liked? Lenny said.Carl Homer said.That made Marge murmur in a disapproving tone while Lenny jumped upand said.Thats my man!Lenny said jumping up. The room went silent and was staring at Lennywhile Lenny
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I Spy Part 3
Homer Simpson was watching a movie when he became aware that marge was taking a long time talking to lisa. He got up and went to lisa’s room. The door was ajar but rather than barge right in he pocked his head in and listened first. A long low moan was the first thing homer heard. Homer recognized the sound immediately.It was the sound his loving wife marge made when she was particularly arouse
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xmas old
Original Version
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sugarplums danced in t
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Simpsons of the Carribbean Chapter 1
I own nothingness. I have my screen-name. Fox owns the Simpsons, and Disney owns Pirates. And Oreo owns Oreo.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Last Time me and the Simpsons were stuck on board with POTC and Captain Popc-, I mean Oreo. A little re-cap.Popcorn: I guess u can live on the ship.star4
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Frozen in Time Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I dontown the Simpsons.It was an ordinary dayin Springfield, where the Simpsons live. No one thought that anythingstrange and unusual would happen, but happen they did. Now, the waythis strange and unusual thing, which I shall name in a moment,happened is because of the bumbling idiocy of a resident ofSpringfield.That day was the dayof the Springfield Science Convention, where Springfi
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Bartman Chapter 76
BartA coldchill runs down my spine, amongst the harsh breeze there aremourners. Friends, family and even people he rarely saw, turned up tosay farewell to Grandpa. I always knew this day would come sooner orlater, he was getting old but I thought he could fight it for a fewmore years. He fell a victim to deaths untimely scythe, now herests with fellow souls watching him, for the very last time.The
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Simpsons Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I dontown Simpsons and never willSimpsons Episode 1:Birds and BartChapter 1: Blue JaysOne day Bart waswalking home from school it was a normal Tuesday. The birds werechirping their afternoon song. It sounded like it was a nice,peaceful, afternoon. Thats not what Bart thought. The soundirritated him. He was thinking about where he put his slingshot. Hereached for his back pocket; Bart t
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Alison comes to stay - chapter 3
<!-- @page { margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } -->hapter 3: 'Pull My Finger' "Bart, are you alright?" Lisa asked as she wiped the remnants of the fluid from her cheek. She was annoyed still but nonetheless concerned for her brother. She was quite surprised as well to see a large satisfied grin suddenly crossing his face. "I'm... fine!" Bart panted. Then, looking up, he couldn'
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Sleepover2
Bahamut DragonsThis is entirely a workof fiction.None of the characters exist(well, I dont think so).All thecharacters are copyrighted Fox.You mustbe [insert legal age to view pornographic material in your country here] toview this.This work is coded as follows:b/b, b/g.You may reproduce anddistribute this lemon anywhere, as long as you follow these guidelines:1)You must keep it intact2)You must m
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Lost Without You Chapter 5
She made her way to the hospital and went to the desk to find out where to go. The receptionist was sorting through papers and managed to staple her fingers together. Lisa rolled her eyes.Excuse me, I got a phone call. I heard someone got in a fight.My fingers hurt, the receptionist said, looking as though she was about to cry. Looking at her name on the badge she soon realised why this seemed so
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The Simpsons X Chapter 1
-1BartMylife is nothing but a midst of darkness. I have grown out of myrebellion years and there is nothing more for me. Now Im 16 andchildish little pranks will take me no where but I fail to realisethat sometimes. All my life I have been a pretty irresponsibleperson.WhenI was 10 I was just a typical child with a demonic side, a rebelliousside that made me infamous in my town. By 12 I was in juve
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Moleman Takes Over Springfield Chapter 1
Doh,Marge change the channelWhyHomey? Marge replied in her Croaky voice.Theresthis stupid old guy Homer laughed Ha ha ha he looks likea you know one of those things that lives in the ground, you knowthose rat thingies.Youmean a Mole homey Marge replied sounding anoidYeahthat thing Homer laughed again And he has a gun in his handWhat!Marge said while running into the living room.Nowyour in here, Ca
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I Spy Part 6
Bart Simpson couldn’t believe marge was going to let lisa be his and maggie’s babbysitter again especial after the last time she babbysat them. After all he was old enough to look after himself and he thought he didn’t need a babysitter! Just because his sister maggie was not old enuogh to look after herself and his mom and dad didn’t think he was old enough to watch her while they were go
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Love Thy Neighbor Chapter 9
Marge hummed to herself as she made sure she put her makeup on straight. She had been waiting to go out for a whole week and now she could not wait to have a great dinner with Ned. For the first time in many months, she actually had her hair up, tonight was a special night. As she prepped up she heard a knock on the bathroom door and gave a quick sigh before opening the door to see who it was. It
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I spy Part 5
The turn of events had bart flabbergasted. Bart Simpson had what could only be described as the perfect fantasy.“Come on bart!” Marge said.Marge leaned down to bart’s dick and started sucking his stiff prick rapidly into her mouth. Bart’s hand reached around Marge’s head pulling her tighter against his body. Marge rocked her head back and forth using her mouth and chin to massage bart�
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Untitled Chapter 1
It was baffling, really.Heather was straight. She had a boyfriend - or did she? Justin hadbeen spending more time with Beth, but Heather thought it was juststrategy. And yet, the thought that it might be something real didn'tbother her at all. In fact, it might even be a relief to have Justinoff her back.But it hurt her to seeLindsay fawning over the male model.This was wrong. Her secretrelationsh
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Lisa is Pregnant Chapter 3
And that is is Maggie Bart is dede.'No. I can't believe!" Maggie squealled.By the way Maggie is older because Lisa is old enough now to get pregnant and Bart to produce his man sperm!"Yes he wont come back but I have a felling he'll might leave a gift!" Lisa say as she rub tummy.So you see... Live ghost on."Mom Dady... I will take the baby!""Lisa! Thank you!"Now Lisa had to wait for the birth!
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Moe A Doh Doh Chapter 1
" This is my first simpson fic R&R."" The house was silent and slightly dim from an almost burnt out lightbulb as Homer. sat on his dull red couch in the living room not really watching the loud booming tv in front of him but instead just merely blinking slowly in a daze." Marge!! " Homer yelled loudly as his voice echoed through the house, As seconds past by he was greeted only with silence."
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untitlted by Brandon Chapter 1
Disclaimer: The following fanfiction story, under the fair use provisions of copyright, was written and edited by a student at the LHS freshmen writing program. It is not a publication of LHS. All errors, issues and changes to canon are the student's. -Mr. C.The SimpsonsIt was normal day in Springfield. Until 1:28pm Maggie said her first wordDaddy.Marge said what did you say? She picked up her cel
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The Secret Lives of Simpsons Characters Chapter 1
First Simpson Fanfic: read and review please.Prologue Secret Lives of Simpsons Characters.Many of my Characters are based on Season 7, 8 and 9. I hope you enjoy here are some of the stuff I want to do!What did Skinner do in his army days?Groundskeeper Willies childhood disaster.Patty and Selmas missing triplet.Homer has a sister!Hugo (Tree house of Horror VII)Waylon Smithers Love Life.Sherri and T
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spm
Bahamut DragonsThis is entirely a work of fiction. None of the characters exist (well, I dontthink so). All the characters are copyrighted to Fox. You must be [insert legal age toview pornographic material in your country here] to view this. This work is coded asfollows: mb/g, m/b, m/g, b/g, f/g. You may reproduce and distribute this lemon anywhere,as long as you follow these guidelines: You
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Homersexual Chapter 1
"Homersexual"Chapter 1Chalkboard Gag: I am not gay.
Couch Gag: The family get eaten by the couch.(It's10:42 in the morning)Homer:Oh, crap! I might me late for work!Marge:You already are late. You were supposed to be at work over an hourago. I kept telling and telling you and...(Homercloroforms Marge)Homer:Shh shh shh shh.(Homerarives at work)(Homerwalks to his desk and notices there's a new e
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The Springfield Robber Chapter 1
The Springfield RobberThis is the first Simpsons fanfic Ive made, so please be nice about it and review it!! Thanks heaps!!It was a dark night. The Simpsons were all asleep, that is, except for Bart.Bart was playing his new electric guitar he had received as a present for his birthday. Playing random tunes, he didnt know how to properly play until Lisa had taught him.Dancing around his room, makin
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Lisa Comes Clean Chapter 1
Lisa Comes CleanOne day after school, a young Milhouse Van Houten was walking over to the Noiseland Arcade, to play some games, meet up with his best buddy Bart Simpson, and spend his moms alimony. But today, someone he has wanted to be stopped by would stop him. Who was he stopped by? Lets find out, shall we.Milhouse was walking home with a broken glass lense, and a battered body. Nelson Muntz, t
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Barts Friday Night At His Aunt
Last friday Bart spent the night fucking his aunt Selma and Patty Bouvier his mothers older sisters and he would never have even thought of such a thing under normal circumstances but for what had happened the week before with his sister Lisa and his best friend milhouse. What happened was so wild and crazy he still couldn’t quite believe it had really happened. Once again his mother was send
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Mad World Chapter 1
Mad WorldMay 12th, 2007 at 12:22pm.Lisa was listening to her brand new ipod mp3, and she was listening it in class, that's not the Lisa that we know. She was listening to "Mad World" from "Tears for fears".All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glas
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Opposites Attract Chapter 1
Opposites AttractA Lisa Simpson love storySummary:When Lisa Simpson orders a hematite bracelet on the internet, sheunleashes its potential and she finds that she is literally a humancompass. After accidentally directing the Earths magnetic field byadjusting the bracelet, strange things happen: All boys are attractedto her- and an apocalypse is about to occur! Can Lisa find out whatis happening to
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Teen Simpsons Chapter 1
Time, an element that slowly past in Lisa Simpson's eyes, she hadn't seen anything new or inventive take place or several time lapses, it was that the summer day when she left Springfield Junior High for good that she remembered well, the reason being because today was when new things began again.Another new school, another new world, Bart had already had two years of it to him, two years that he
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Study Buddy Chapter 1
There was a wonderful feeling to the first day of a new school year, in Lisa's mind. The promise of new knowledge just waiting to be revealed was the best thing in the world, and on the first day of school it hadn't yet been crushed by the reminder that none of the teachers in Springfield were all that smart. The only downside was knowing that since she was a senior now, this would be the last tim
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Kidnap Chapter 11
WOW! I got 6 reviews for the last chapter! Thats the most yet! Wow! Lol. Thanks so very much to beriipop, Wuup, BeckyHerself, Yami-Kjata, Gianna, & Sacharissa Lupin for reviewing. Since I like Cecil (not as much as I love Bob) I decided to throw in a few moments of Cecil/Bart but overall will be Bob/Bart. HmmI just thought of something elseread onto Barts thoughts to see my own, hint hint. The
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 1
A/N: Hello everyone, Ive wanted to write a Simpsons story for quite a while and after watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation I knew I had to try it out Simpsons style. Some of the story has been changed to make it more interesting and not seem like plagiarism, and to protect the innocent. So I hope you enjoy this story.Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons or Christmas Vacation.It was a lon
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 1
Hi ya! Q of the solar system here! This is about Maggie as anassaion. Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.One-ShotMaggieMartinPrince stared at the piece of paper in his hand and sweared. Anotherparking ticket? The drugs he had devolopedsaved countless lives, but instead of praise he got parking tickets!He heard footsteps behind him and turned quickly. Then he let a sighof relive.Oh,it's just you
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Bart and Milhouse on a field trip Chapter 1
My first and last trip to the science centerPart 1 English classI sighed and closed the book. I looked at the clock. There were 2minutes until the end of the period and the beginning of the ScienceCenter field trip. That is going to be one kind of a trip Isaid to myself.Hey Bart, whispered Milhouse, my bestfriend, who was sitting next to me in this boring English class.What? I asked.You ready?Yeah
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The Trip That Changed Everything Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons or any other charactersAs they walked along in their hike there was two things they both knew was certain. One, they were lost and two neither wanted to admit it. So they walked along but when they were walking it started to rain. "Damn it wasn't suppose to rain today" Lisa said. Rod looked at her for a moment before Lisa understood why he was looking at her.
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Dont Let Him Hurt Me Again Chapter 4
A/N: This chapter likereally really really touches the heart. Like i mean words can't evenexplain how much this chapter means to me and my family. My motherread it and she cried, well she cried at the 2nd chapter with Bart'smemory, but she cried again at this one. Based on past experencesBart being my bro and Lisa being me and yes, the ages are right, too.the true events of this story took place w
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Moe A Doh Doh Chapter 2
I have decided to continue...I own nothing I forgot to metion it in chap one so again I own Nothing!" Green spray paint slowly oozed slowly down a cracked gray wall, As Bart Simpson put the finishing touches' on his latest mark soon all would know his mark and fear the name when they spoke it." El Barto " Read huge word's beside a picture of bart as he steped back a few step's to admire his work b
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Life of Bart Chapter 1
LIFE OF BARTHeres my first story anyway.Its a parody of Life of Brian with The Simpsons characters and more than one twist.I dont own anything. Matt Groening owns the Simpsons and Monty Python owns Life of Brian.It was one windy Sunday in Springfield, and normally, we focus on the Simpsons house.Each member of the family was doing something different:Homer was eating a box of doughnuts while watch
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Bartman Chapter 75
A/N: Thisis the chapter I have been waiting for in Bart man, one that I amcompletely satisfied and I havent been enjoying what I havewritten after chapter 50 but this is the exception. I ran out ofideas and started rushing things, Im so sorry about that but nowI think everything is set for Bartman to become what it used to be, agood fic.BartThetests have only just began, 2009, a new year and just
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Treehouse of Horror The Untold Tellings Chapter 1
Treehouse of Horror: the Untold TellingsNotes: I'm not the best at executing a plot, I'm better at coming up with ideas. A more clever writer could have done more with these stories (well, story so far), although I don't think I did too horrendously.Begin episode...Cue Tales From The Crypt musicThe Simpson residence has been re-done to look like a creepy, crazy old castle, and the intro mimics the
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Simpsons, because if I did, I WOULD BE RICH (lol)!! Okay, I decided to bring this story back for the people that actually like this story!If you do not like this story, DONT READ IT! Got it? Thanks!------------------------------------------------------------------------Its time to tell you two the truth.Bart and Lisa were in their living room with their parents. Homer
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Thank God for bingo night
Homer Simpson watched as lisa bounced into the room, her thin cotton nightgown brushing against her thighs. Lisa’s skin was rosy from the bath she’d just taken, and her long blonde hair smelled of strawberries as she climbed up onto homer’s lap for her nightly cuddle.Homer wrapped his arms around lisa tightly, pulling her close as he buried his face against her neck and nibbled on her should
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It Wasnt Me Chapter 6
The four sat down and began thinking. A noise on the other side of the door caused them to look at each other.What was that? Bart asked.I dont know, Lisa replied. They were now all staring at the door.Maybe they came back to torture us! Martin said, trying not to panic.Hey guys! You in there? came a voice from the other side of the door.Milhouse! Bart cried out.Let us out of here, Nelson demanded.
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