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GI Joe
Christmas With Frontline Chapter 2
Author'snote: After writing "Christmas With Frontline", I realizedthat I had forgotten two of the Frontline members: Brick and Shooter.Let it not be said that I don't try to fill in plotholes...---ChristmasWith Frontline"TheLost Members"ByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---"Havea good night wherever you were, Lieutenant?"SecondLieutenant Steven Johnson, codenamed "Brick" in asmart-mouthed referance to his bui
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GI Joe
Cant Take The GI Joe Out Of The Girl Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I own neither G.I. Joe, or the inspiration for this story, Brooks andDunn's "Can't Take The Honky-Tonk Out of The Girl".Author'sNotes: This story was born of a simple misheard line. I was listeningto the song one day and while they sang "Somebody said 'Hey,where's Connie?'", I heard "Somebody said 'Hey, where'sCourtney?'" and then I needed someone whose mother would usupetheir wedding,
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GI Joe
Perfect Chapter 1
Stan dont swim out so far! Its not safe! Kyle called after himKye, its fine. There are a ton of people out here. He said back, swinging his arm around gesturing at the other swimmers. Kyle shook his head and swam over towards him. See? Fine.I guess. Kyle sighed, rolling over on his back to float in the water. A few minutes had passed when suddenly Kyle let his feet drop back into the water. He ten
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GI Joe
Allies Shorts Chapter 4
Title: Thinking With The HeartFandom: G.I. JoeCharacters: FlintPrompt: Heart.Word Count: 414Rating: PG-13Flint walked down the corridor towards the mess. He was still fuming over the fight he had with Lady Jaye the previousafternoon. Why did she have to push him to say those three littlewords he was not ready to say. He made it clear from the verybeginning that this was just a casual relationship,
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GI Joe
Allies Shorts Chapter 5
TURKEY DAY SURPRISEFlintwalked into the apartment he shared with Jaye. He could smellsomething burning and could hear Jaye cursing colorfully in severaldifferent languages. He walked towards the kitchen at the back ofthe apartment. As he entered the dining room he smiled at the sight.Jayehad set the table for two. On the table were bowls of mashedpotatoes, corn, gravy, green bean casserole, and ro
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GI Joe
Allies Shorts Chapter 6
WHATS THAT SMELLFlintcouldnt sleep. He looked over at the slumbering form of Jayebeside him and sighed. At least she was finally sleeping. She hadbeen sick for two days. He felt her head and sighed yet again,noting that her high fever finally broke. He carefully got out ofbed so as not to wake her and headed towards the little kitchenetteshe shared with Scarlett who was currently away on a mission
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GI Joe
The Christmas Socks Chapter 1
p Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc., and are being used without permission. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.I know, I know, its way late. There is no excuse; I just didnt get it done in time.The Christmas SocksBy NickelinaBeachhead sat at a table along the wall on the mess. It was
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GI Joe
Allies Shorts Chapter 1
A NIGHT FOR LOVEIthas to be perfect, Flint thought to himself as he finishedpacking the picnic basket. He and Jaye had been having a rough timelately and he wanted tonight to be free from all of the things thatcould go wrong.Oncehe was done with the basket he went and grabbed a couple blankets andpillows then some candles. He packed everything in his little redsports car then went to retrieve the
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GI Joe
Allies Shorts Chapter 2
OrangeShipwreck,Clutch and Dial Tone stood at perfect attention in front of Flintsdesk and wisely remained perfectly quiet.Flintpaced behind his desk. He was obviously very pissed. He stopped andin a very dramatic gesture slammed both of his fists down on hisdesk. What do you three have to say for yourselves!WelluhClutch stumbled.Weumyouknow Dial Tone stuttered.Theorange hair die we put in the sha
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GI Joe
Allies Shorts Chapter 3
Little Red DressShes trying to kill me, Flint thought tohimself as he stood there looking at his partner, Lady Jaye. Helooked her up and down as she stood talking to one of the Senators. He didnt know who it was because he couldnt take his eyes offher. She was wearing a form fitting, glittery, red dress that onlywent down to mid-thigh and showed off her cleavage sexily. It wasperfectly accentuated
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GI Joe
Spank Me Its My Birthday Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc., and are being used without permission. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.Spank Me, its My BirthdayBy Nickelina21:00, the offices at the base were quiet, and the only other person around was the night watch. Lady Jaye opened the door to her small of
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 1
This is a story that Nicole and I started over four years ago. Unfortunately, it fell by the wayside, and remained un-updated untilnow. Were back and ready to re-release our epic. This storytakes place after the Sunbow cartoon series. We dont own any ofthe Joes, nor are we making a profit off of this piece.A special thanks goes out to Kurt (wolfman769) for beta reading thischapter. He takes over o
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 2
Chapter TwoReligariFebruary 19, 2000Washington, DCBellows sat back and waited for Ned to finishlooking over the files regarding this latest agency mishap. He feltmarginally bad about having to send her back to the former SovietUnion since she had just gotten back from Russia and assessing theagencys inability to predict Yeltsins resignation. Bellows knewshe was done when she threw the papers she w
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 3
February 22, 2000KirovohradIt had been a long day. Seven hours to Paris followed by a one-hour layover at Charles de Gaulle International. After another three hour flight, they were finally in Kirovohrad. Lady Jaye wasnt even sure what time zone she was in, let alone the time. However, she, Dial-Tone and Shipwreck knew they had a job to do, so they trudged forward. They cleared through customs wit
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 4
You and IFebruary 23, 2000Kiev, Presidential Building1300 hours local timeCobra Commander walked into Destro's office. "Bravo, Destro. I sincerely applaud you." He said as he began clapping."I appreciate the well-wishes, Commander, but I'm afraid I don't know what you are talking about." Destro replied.Cobra Commander handed Destro the paper. "There was a car crash late last night with two passeng
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 5
QuickAuthors Note: Starting with this chapter Kurt (Wolfman769) addshis writing talents.February24, 2000TheCrimeaVeryEarly MorningZaranadidn't know whether to be amused or disgusted. She had been trailingShipwreck since early yesterday morning. He had ended his day inwhat looked to be the seediest bar in the Crimea and was working onmaking an ass of himself. She wished she could just shoot him and
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Drinks, Anyone?February 24, 2000Moscow, The Kremlin
10:15 hours, local timeDestro strode through the halls of the Presidential Complex, the building attached to the original Kremlin which housed not only Vladimir Putin's functional offices, but also those of the key senior ministers of the Politburo. He was right behind a Russian Army Major, who was conveying his party to the P
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 7
February 24, 2000
Sheremetyevo Government Barracks, outside Moscow
20:00 hours, local timeDuke could not stop fuming over the debacle he had witnessed in the conference room of the Presidential Palace. President Putin just took the Americans' advisory role and all of the overtures made to the United States for recognition and increased foreign aid, and stomped them flat to make buddy-bud
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 8
Presidential Palace, Kiev
0500 hours, local timeCobra Commander was alone in his office. He looked at the clock and knew he should be in bed, but he wasn't tired. In fact he had just come from his bed. He had sweet-talked his assistant enough to get her in bed with him, but that turned out to be a disappointment. She had the looks, but not the talent. It left him frustrated, which was a commo
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GI Joe
Hits of the Year Chapter 9
Brants Apartment
Kiev, Ukraine
12:15 hours, local timeLady Jaye sat in Brant's living room. She was alone for the morning, since Brant was at the embassy. She had no plans, which was fine. She had been up half the night thinking about the discussion with Beth at the hockey game last night. Lady Jaye tried to remember the last time she had seen her. There was that time that Beth had gotte
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GI Joe
The Hardest Thing Chapter 1
A/N: heard this song, and yet another songfic was born. Enjoy!We both know that I shouldn't be here
This is wrong
And baby it's killing me
It's killing you
But both of us trying to be strong
I've got somewhere else to be
Promises to keep
Someone else who loves me
And trusted me fast asleep
I've made up my mind
There is no turning back
She's be
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GI Joe
Wilderness Therapy Chapter 1
Flint walked out to thetarmac where his teams helicopter was waiting. In fifteen minutesthey would be heading out for a long assignment. He was in charge ofa small group of Joes for a month, and it was his responsibility tomake sure that each was prepared to spend that time in a remotelocation with no supply drop-offs and only emergency radio contact. They would be taking with them everything they
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GI Joe
Wilderness Therapy Chapter 2
Beach Head watched ashis team loaded their gear into the transport chopper. Cover Girlwas having trouble with her extra bag, and the othersShipwreck,Mainframe, and Airtightwerent helping. Instead they weremaking rude and suggestive comments. Hey, dollyou packed yourspecial nightie just for ol Ship, right? the sailor asked.She ignored him and heaved the bags into the helicopter.Beach Head saw WildB
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GI Joe
Wilderness Therapy Chapter 3
Flint assembled histeam in the morning. He had let them sleep in a little, figuringthat they should take it easy the first few days to get used to themountain air. They grudgingly ate their pork and beans for breakfastand went over in more detail what each team member was expected toaccomplish. They each had a walkie talkie in case of emergencies,and all the supplies theyd need for the day. He hat
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GI Joe
Wilderness Therapy Chapter 4
Beach Head, true to hisword, woke his team before it was completely light out. They arosewith mutters and groans. Airtight unwrapped himself from the remainsof the still collapsed tent and prodded at the embers of the fire.They stood in a circle as Beach Head paced around them. You knowyour assignments, he told them. If youve got a problem withem, I dont want to hear about it. He put a few logs on
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GI Joe
Wilderness Therapy Chapter 5
Flint, Lady Jaye,Bazooka, Alpine, and Footloose sat around the campfire. They haddecided on their new assignments and had agreed that Duke didntneed to know about the switch. Flint felt relieved, confident thathis team could finish the tasks ahead of schedule and maybe even headhome early.Each of them would beworking now in an area in which they had at least some experience. Flint had been surpris
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GI Joe
Wilderness Therapy Chapter 6
Beach Head wokeAirtight early in the morning. The ranger actually looked a littleanxious over the disappearance of the rest of the team. He barkedorders for a half hour, making Airtight fix breakfast and clean up,then marched off toward his latrines, leaving orders to contact himas soon as the others were found.Airtight made sure thatall of his gear was in order, including a med kit, and headed to
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GI Joe
Youre Guess is as Good as Mine Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Any familiarcharacters in the following story do not belong to me, nor does theconcepts that lie within. There, that should keep me from gettingsued.Note: Needless to sayI've written several stories on this site, but they all are NinjaTurtles, I figured I'd do something just a bit different."COBRAASSEMBLE!"That same shriek came fromthe loud speakers, meaning one of two things. Either a
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GI Joe
Lights Are Gonna Blind You Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I don't own G.I. Joe, "Super Trooper"/"Rapid Fire",Captain America, et. al.Author'sNote: Technically, Super Trooper is Paul Latimer and Rapid Fire isRobbie London, the personal information on the filecards from SerialNumber to Pay Grade is different, but since the background for thecharacters and the mold for the figures are the same, I've combinedthe two into one. (If anyone's wonderin
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GI Joe
The Intimidator Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Characters in this work (GI Joe/ Cobra) are the property of Marvel Comics, Hasbro
and Devil's Due Publishing, Inc., and are being used without permission. No profit is gained from the use of these characters.The next installment of my unofficial fanfic 100..Prompt: 54 -AirThe IntimidatorBy Nickelina The jeep landed hard and a small cloud of dust trailed after it as Ripcord slammed
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GI Joe
Cobra Commanders Day Off Chapter 1
Disclaimer Number48: I dont own any GI Joe characters. Disclaimer Number 47: Idont even own this idea or this title! I was watching a certainVH1 program and wellYou know me, monkey see monkey do. So letsfind out what really happens onCobraCommanders Day OffMEN WILL SUFFER FORTHIS! Cobra Commanders scream could be heard all the way downthe hallway into the war room where three bored individuals wai
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GI Joe
Tijuana Death Match Chapter 1
Lady Jaye wove her waythrough the crowd of screaming, cheering, and jumping people. Shecouldnt believe any place on earth could be this chaotic. Onceshe had given up on fretting over the details, thoughwhichhappened at about the third beershe found she was actually havingfun. Someone backed into her, and the bottles she carried clankedtogether dangerously. Mirelo! she yelled in rebuke, knowing itw
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GI Joe
How to Slaughter Greenshirts Without Really Trying Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I don't own G.I. Joe or its associated official characters. I do,however, own my own creations including Turbo, Athena and Ironhideamong others. Sadly, I also can't claim the story idea. It was a plotbunny of Calcitrix's that was placed up for adoption.---"Howto Slaughter Greenshirts Without Really Trying"ByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---"So,think they've had enough yet?"Ironhideflexed his good
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GI Joe
Pilots Are Crazy People Too Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do notown G.I. Joe(random thought aboutthe several combat scenes where pilots just happen to eject and floatdown safely.)Thank you for flyingJoe airlinesShut it Ace.Im yourcommanding officer!You could havefooled me!All of you shut up! General Hawk yelled over the radio. We have Rattlers inbound.Got it boss. Acesaid.Hawk glared at thecommunicator. Why did I get put in command of these
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GI Joe
The Last Laugh Chapter 1
TITLE:The Last LaughAUTHOR: Alison Hart BurnettPAIRING:F/LJSUMMARY: It would give to much away.RATING: PG-13DISCLAIMER:Don't own anyone in this story. Don't sue cause I don't haveanything.Flint woke up and puthis hand over to the other side of his bed and found it empty. Hewoke up fully then and looked around his room urgently trying to findLady Jaye. He remembered she had early shift that day and
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GI Joe
Meet the Brothers Chapter 1
Title: Meet theBrothers
Rating: G
Author's Notes: LadyJayes siblings take Flint out for a night on the town.Alison knocked gentlyon the door, unsure of what she would find on the other side. Noanswer. She smiled knowingly to herself; she knew exactly what wason the other side now. She picked up a tray carrying coffee, orangejuice, eggs, bacon and Pepto-Bismol that she had placed on theh
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GI Joe
Life Cycle Chapter 1
Disclaimer:If I owned G.I. Joe, would I be writing it as fanfic? No, I'd bewriting it as comic issues and episode scripts. HASBRO owns G.I. Joe,I just own the characters I created to play with in their world.---"LifeCycle"ByJ.T. Magnus, "Turbo"---Icouldn't believe it when the doctor told us the news. That's why wehad come here to get a second opinion...Thesame opinion."I'msorry, Allie. All the tes
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GI Joe
Heart Over Mind Chapter 1
Title: Heart Over Mind Chapter 1?Author: BeckyArchive: Ask first / YesEmail: I do not own the GI Joe, Marvel, Image, and Hasbro does (luckythem). I have nothing so please do not sue.Summary: Youll just have to read to find out.Rating:PG-13Feedback: PLEASE! I want to know if I should continue this.Warnings: Some adult language.Notes: Aspecial thanks to Amykay and Calcitrix for the beta. You two a
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GI Joe
Heart Over Mind Chapter 2
Flint groaned as he woke up and looked around thedark, dank room he was in. There was some sort of helmet on thefloor. A machine that was sparking was up against the wall behind aprison style bed with a disgusting looking mattress. Flint pulledhimself up off the floor slowly. His head felt like he had been in ahead on collision with a Mack truck. Once he was on his feet he hadto steady himself as
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GI Joe
Heart Over Mind Chapter 3
Flint had finallyawakened to find Lifeline standing over him checking out theequipment attached to his patient. EEdwin?Lifeline looked down athis friend. Welcome back, Dash. His facial features showedhis relief.The door to hishospital room opened but it was situated so that a privacy curtainblocked Flints view of who was coming in. Lifeline lookedover at who it was and smiled. I will be back in to
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GI Joe
Heart Over Mind Chapter 4
Psyche-Out walked intoFlints hospital room and sat down across from him. I hear youhad a little problem this morning.Flint refused to lookat Psyche-Out. That is not my wife. Flints voice was dulland flat.Why do you saythat? Psyche-Out asked as he took notes in a file on his lap.Flint finally turnedhis head to look at Psych-Out. Because I saw her die. I went toher funeral. Shes been dead for over a
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GI Joe
Heart Over Mind Chapter 5
Flint had woken up inthe middle of the night. He looked around the room. It was all darkexcept for the light coming from his bathroom. He slowly got out ofbed and walked to the bathroom wanting to take a shower. Lifelinehad seen to it that the nurses had some scrubs set out for him alongwith the various toiletry items he would need. She slowly strippedoff the hospital gown and started the shower.
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