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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 4
THREE CHAPTERS??!!In one day? From this guy? Phoenix, old boy, you amaze yourself.Enjoy, friends. Maybe Ill finish a fourth.**DISCLAIMER*** Ilike toast. Haha.Zim didnt want togo to skool the next day. He wanted to stay in bed, if he had to bealive at all. He was in a deep state of depression. But he had to go,if only for Girs sake.Gir walked silentlynext to Zim, looking up at his master. He didnt
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 31
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Thirty-One:...Us Again...
Okay...I'm back! And you best get your tissues! THIS CHAPTER IS VERY TOUCHING!! .....- -
It almost felt too good to be true. But it was. Irk hadn't changed a bit, it still felt like home...even if the Massive had been home to her all of those long mont
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 38
Sorry its been so long folks. College has been kicking my ass and I just havent had the urge to type this up. This one wont be as long as the other chapters because its almost filler. Well, it is a filler. Hopefully though, youll like it. Sorta liked the idea in this section. What else would the crew do with their free time? lolWords- Regular speechWords- ThoughtsWords- Chapters and changes(Words)
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 3
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do.------------------------Chapter 3: Zims Distrust.It was early in the morning, around 10:30. Ash had come over to spend some time with his younger sister; he suggested that they go to the park.Zim sat at a park bench; watching Ember and Ash play fetch with Gir and Dragon.I was sort of counting on you, Dragon to ta
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 8
Invader Zim XREpisodeEight: Linux,Don, and Dib!?Dib:WHAO i'm finaly goonaget some dirt on Zim FINALY!Don:What?Linux:Heh eh Nothing Donfollow me.Dib:Wait linux wait! Ahhthis is gonna be a pain.School 2:30 pm"I'm confused how dowe get the same teacher for every subject?" a Cten asked sittingbehind Zim. "I'm not sure...must me a humun thing." Zimanswered in a whisper as cten sat back in her chair. As
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 19
The trio was quietly walking home in the dark, none of them were disguised but there really was no reason, people didn't pay that much attention anyways. Though it seemed quiet they didn't really notice the hooting of owls and the soft whistle of the wind as it passed, their minds were far off into deep thoughts.The war was coming up and there was no telling when Red would make the first strike, t
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 3
Dib-Worm, you will sit before the almighty Zim and deal with my presence for as long as I can stand to communicate with you and your big head, even when I feel I am going to go insane from how hugely annoying it and you are!It was the run-on sentence he had never expected to hear, especially from his sworn enemy. Dibs eyes jerked up from his molding skool lunch food, glasses nearly falling from hi
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 5
Hello, this is Phoenix.This wee lil chapter is all one big author's note. (Please don't tellon me)Thank you guys sofreakin' much for actually taking the time to read this. And to theguys who actually comment:little girl- GROWN UPJoeMerlpocketwatchgirlGoofyannoyingkidYes, I remembered yournames. I've been to your profiles too. Most of you, I've PMed. That'sjust the kind of guy I am. Obssessive and
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 32
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Thirty-Two:...Unpleasant Exchanges...
Okay...I'm back! Sorry for the delay. I decided to keep the story going. So Enjoy!!
There was a bestilled silence as the sun began to rise over Earth's slumbering atomsphere. At the same time a small cruiser flew through the heavens. Going
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 39
Extremely long breaks I know. I have been so busy with college and very little inspiration to work on my poor creation. I thank those that have stuck with this story. I would like to also add for everyones pleasure, a cameo. Or at least an offer for a cameo. I was thinking of maybe trying to insert someone into a chapter or two.So, I pose a question for anyone to answer. First place gets a cameo i
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 9
Invader Zim XREpisodeNine: Gir's Big Day!Gir:WAHHHAOOO FINALY!! andstory about a squrrle!Kiki: Um Gir...this isn'ta story its an episode.Trek: That would be a ministory...right?Kiki: Yeah.Trek:And its about you,me, and Kiki. Gir not just you.Gir:Thats not what thetitle says...Kiki & Trek: 00...Trek: Every now and thenhe gets this burst of smartness.Gir: GRAVY ON ME MAAAHAH!Kiki: Then he gets s
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 20
As Zim jumped off his bed Aneera looked boredly at him. Just as he ran through the door and down the hall she gave a tired yawn and questioned whether she was really up to following him all the way down to the labs, which was most likely where he was going. After a moment's consideration she decided that she was tired but she probably wouldn't be able to go to sleep and there really was nothing be
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 4
WHOO HOO!NO!Those were the two phrases echoing and bouncing off the walls of the classroom that day. The cheers of joy most definitely drowned out the cries of horror, but the pain assuredly outlasted the pleasure. All eyes turned to the one student in the room who was showing some sort of protest to the situation, standing atop his desk.Whats your problem now, Zim? A bored Dib asked, head propped
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 6
Konnichi wa, readers.Yes, he writes more. Much more. Not really, but still. Pretend it's alot. With imagination, anything is possible.Zim stared angrily intothe eyes of his enemy."Zim, what the hellare you doing?""The bird... Itmocks Zim."Dib sighed, rolling hiseyes. "The bird, Zim?"His friend nodded."Oh, yes! The birdknows!" exclaimed Zim. "It KNOWS!!""Knows what?"Dib asked."You stupid bird!"Zim
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 33
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Thirty-Three:...While You Were Sleeping...
- -It was late afternoon on Irk. Red was passing the room where Erin was asleep. He decided to check on her for the hundredth time in the past hour. He sat on the edge of the bed, careful not to wake her. He noticed how calm and relaxed she
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 40
Ahh, the sweet smell of winners. Which might I add have helped me to create a very bloody good idea for upcoming chaps. I would like to thank the winners of my little contest, AquaTH who was first to get it all. They will be receiving two chapters and a picture in my story. My second place winner is Invader Grim. They get a chapter and Ive decided a picture is in store for Invader Grim as well bec
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 5
Well, Im running out of good songs to use. So, I might have to repeat some songs. SorryI never, ever wanted to use the same song twice. But I might have toOr, maybe if theres a song you want me to use in a chapter, just tell me and Ill look into it. Just make sure that the song fits with the plot...or isn't just a random song.DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claim
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 10
Invader Zim XREpisodeTen: Transformer MalfuntionZena: This will not be afun episode for me.Cten: Don't wory Zenayou'll be fine!Dib: See! frist Zim, thenCten and now Zena look everyone their alien's they've come to takeover the world!Zim: QUIET DIB STINK!Zena: Lets just start theshow already. --0Zim's House 7:30 am"Where is it? Whereis it?" Zena asked in a worried voice as she searched the housefor
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 21
At first Zim had to mentally stop and think for a moment, he couldn't have said two weeks... could he? Then, "WHAT!?" Zim screamed so loud that Aneera was practically flung out of bed and an audible 'eep!' was heard from upstairs. "What do you mean two weeks!?""Exactly what I said, TWO WEEKS! My fleet is already at the island, I just came here to get you. No go on and pack, WE NEED TO GO!" With th
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 5
Dib knew that cold laugh from anywhere. His eyes jolted up from his homework and gazed down at the lawn below, spotting his enemy, wondering why he was here. He gasped, jumping up from his bed and groaned, realizing he was merely lounging around in flying saucer-clad boxer shorts. He fumbled to find his pants and his coat, grumbling curses as he jumped around on one foot. He ran downstairs, pullin
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 7
So frickinEARLY! Why does morning have to be so EARLY!! They should outlawEARLYNESS! As you can tell, the almighty Phoenix is no morningperson. So to make myself happy, I write this. Enjoy, but Iunderstand if you dont, cause its so EARLY! (Damn, boy! Howmany times did you say that word?!) (*People, please leave reviews onhow many times he said early. The boy is prematurely senile, tothe point of r
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Invader Zim
Forever Well Be Chapter 34
Author's Note: I do not own anything IZ. Disclaimer: This is a Red/Erin pairing thing. Yay for RaEr! - -Chapter Thirty-Four:...Coming Full Circle...
- -A/N: Sorry for the lack of update! I've been so busy and stuff. Okay...I'm REALLY sorry to say...THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!! I hope you had fun reading this. I had fun writing this. I really did. I love this story so much. I won't say anything
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Invader Zim
Transmission One Abduction Chapter 41
Well, I hate to say this and Ive wanted to keep it as much of a secret as I could. My friends enjoy this chapter and leave me wonderful reviews. I feel you will hate me regardless of this chapter. Thank you.Words- Regular speechWords- ThoughtsWords- Chapters and changes(Words)- Bez speechEpilogueBeginning of the End?Maam, first party ready to transport to the surface now, a crew member said lookin
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 6
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do!!------------------------------------------------Chapter 6: A Weird Mark.That eveningEmber stared at the TV screen. She had no idea what she was watching, but it was a lot better than the disturbingly happy shows that Gir always watched.She looked down and saw Dragon sleeping by her feet. Ember smiled as she reac
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 11
Invader Zim XREpisodeeleven: Our Favorite Colors Red & PurpleRed:awesome an episodeabout us!Purple:Yeah awww man.Red: What?Purple: I want a dougnut..Red: 00...-- next time.Purple: Not fair.Mothership"Red what are youwatching?" Purple asked as he walked in the control room seeingthe 2008 pesidental final debat on the main screen as Red sat on acouch. "Trying to find out what a 'President is' an
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 22
Zim, Dib and Gaz all got up from the couch and slowly started heading for the lift, but then a thought came to Zim's mind, something he probably should have thought of earlier. "Um, guys? We can't all fit in the Cruiser."Dib momentarily stopped, that's right, the cruiser was small. "Oh wait, don't you have two ships? I think I remember you using the other one to fend off Peepi, right?""I think so,
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 6
Okay, I couldnt help but take a break from oneshots for a moment whilst I formulate the plot for the mall madness. I read Swing-21s story, Droplets, where she was given a challenge I couldnt bear to pass up. So, heres the challenge: 50 Invader Zim sentences that explain a situation and could be transformed into a oneshot itself with just a few words. Okay, I must say that I did not count the spoke
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 8
Hello, and welcomeback to this thing! Now Zim will yodel for you.Zim- As if! Thealmighty ZIM yodels not!Yeah, whatever.Zim- YOU WILL ALLBOW TO ME!!Thefollowing Monday, the friends sat together at lunchtime. Zim wassitting a bit closer than usual to Gaz, and Dib was nervouslyglancing around the lunchroom.Giveit up, said Zim. Shes not coming.Yeah,said Dib, sadly. Maybe she has a different lunch peri
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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 1
*disclaimer*I don't own Invader Zim or FFX, I just own Rue and Zan, Auron is fromFinal Fantasy X so of course I don't own him, but this is MY fanficso he is Rue and Zan's adopted father. ;P (THIS IS NOT ACROSSOVER) Lots of POVs and also, Mr. Shoop is based on a hilariousteacher I once had, just so you know! XD (if you don't know who Auronis, go look it up.)Zim'sPOVIwas sitting in my base, hacking
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 1
DefectiveLove?Inthe depths of outer space, somewhere in an unknown galaxy we can seea small spacecraft moving ever slowly. Inside we can see Tak lookingvery angry, with her eye twitching. Curse thatthat MORON! Notonly did you leave me in the outer reaches of space, BUT! I had tofix Mimi--Tak is cut off of her thinking by Mimi, who is sleeping on Takshead. MIMI, get off of my HEAD! Tak yelled at th
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 7
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do.-------------------------------------------Chapter 7: Bizarre Behavior.Ember awoke with a start; she sat up and tried to remember where she was. Her breaths were irregular as she tried to calm herself down.She reached over and turned the lamp on; then grabbed her wrist and stared at the symbol.It was glowing a pa
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 12
Invader Zim XREpisodetwelve: Halloween of DoomDib: we know we know wesaid that epidoe" Play Ball" Would be airing today.Zim:But since this"Halloween" Is around the corner our producers wanted toreplac it with a Halloween .....thing.Zena':Oh yes it will bemost fun!Cten:Zena for once can youstop being so happy?Don: So yeah lets getstarted you guys.Gir:I'M GOING AS A GIANTBALL OF CHEESE!Kiki&Trek
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 23
"Hey! GIR! QUIT IT!" Dib was crouched under the large kitchen table, still in his pajamas. Ever since he had entered the kitchen that morning Gir had gone mad, continuously screaming at him to eat his waffles, after stupidly stating that they had soap and corn in them, making anyone in their right mind cower away from them.Gir was sitting on top of the table, which was made of glass so he could qu
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 7
Alright, I must start off with a sincere apology to you all. I re-read some of my old reviews, and everyone was excited for me to post the next chapter. That was in June. I am so sorry I have not posted for so long! I am ashamed, and Zim should destroy me for taking so long. Im here now, though, with the continuation of the Mall Madness chapter! Im stoked for my avid reviewers to continue loving t
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 9
WOW! 20 reviews, andIm only on chapter 9! I know Ive said this a lot, but thank youguys so much. All your reviewing and PMing means SO much to me.News: Im notgonna be able to post anything next week, since me and my cousins aregoing to the mountains. *Sob* I wish I could bring you all with usAnyway, I havestarted up a Guess my name contest. Based on my entries, guessmy real name, and you win. Some
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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 2
*disclaimer*I don't own Invader Zim, Death Note or FFX, I just own Rue and Zan,Auron is from Final Fantasy X so I don't own him, but this is MYfanfic so he is Rue and Zan's adopted father. ;P and I love thethemes for Death Note. (NOT A CROSSOVER) Lots of POVs Yeah, I knowthe violence scene sucks, but this is my first time writing one so NOFLAMES!! This chapter makes me feel all warm and fuzzy insi
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 2
DefectiveLove? Part 2InZims skool we see the kids all bored, Zim is listening toMs. Bitters, who is talking about Earths defenses, and Dib looksat Zim while ripping a piece of his paper off and starts to chew onit and takes out a straw. Zim raises his hand. What is it, Zim?Ms. Bitters asked with no emotion. Yes, well. How do you thinkEarth would stand up against.I dont know100,000 SOLDIERS OFDOOM!
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 8
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do!----------------------------------Chapter 8: Decision.What did you do to her?!I have no idea what youre talking about!Ash and Zim both stood in Zims living room. Ash had come over and an argue sparked as soon as Zim saw him.Ember stood in the kitchen; she leaned on the wall and watched as the boys fought. She sig
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 13
Invader Zim XREpisodethirteen: Play Ball!Dib: You and your team isgoing down Zim.Zim:MAHAHAHAHA YOU FILTHYHUMAN THINKING YOU COULD BEAT US!Gaz: Hi.Zena: Hey your out of thedetention!Gaz: yeah...whao..Don: Can we play now?Linux: I'M READY!Gir: I wanna play!School 2:00pmit was another boaring dayin Mrs. Bitters class. "Seriously, Can't wait for summerschool." Zim thought to himself, Then a voice cam
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 24
Aneera woke up some time later due to a very loud banging that seemed to be coming from above her. Her eyes slowly opened and adjusted to the intense light that loomed over her. At first she had to squint but after a moment or two she could faintly make out a tall black figure and a smaller blue figure. From what she heard they were arguing about something."Gir! Be quiet! She's still sleeping!" Th
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 8
Alrighty, since I finished my history paper faster than expected, here I am with an update to the oneshots! I was glancing through my 50 Sentence Challenge chapter and chose one I thought would be fun And something newIts set in the future Thats all Im gonna tell ya since Ill be explaining it in the story! Enjoy, all! Oh, and thank you for all the reviews! No, honey, Im at the house Yeah huh No, n
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 10
YES! Chapter 10! Inever thought this day would come! I might have to split in half tohug myself! And, as an added happeh, I am now on deviantArt asMooseyFateSaysZim. Go there to look at these guys, the Elricbrothers (I can draw armor Al! Yay, me!).Now to see whatshappened to the Dib-monkey.Zim rushed to Dibsside, causing Gir to fall over, where he lay on the floor, floppinghappily. Dib, are you al
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