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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 3
*disclaimer*I don't own Invader Zim, Le Chevalier D'eon, or FFX, I just own Rueand Zan, I like the ending theme for the show Le Chevalier D'eon, andAuron is from Final Fantasy X so of course I don't own him, but thisis MY fanfic so he is Rue and Zan's adopted father. ;P (THIS ISNOT A CROSSOVER) Lots of POVs XD Auron comes in the story now...sorry if he sounds OOC, he's just so hard to characterize
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 3
DefectiveLove? Part 3Skoolhas just let out and the stupid humans are doing everything possibleto get out of the room. They go through the door, the windows,even some of the kids brought jet packs to fly out. Tak just walks ofthe class and with Dib following her close behind. She leaves thebuilding and heads straight to Zims house. WhenI get there! Im going to vaporize himordo somethingveryviolent!
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 9
Okayjust a warning. This chapter may be pretty short.DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do.-------------------------------------------Chapter 9: Ambitions.Zim stood there; typing. His eyes focused on the large computer screen in front of him. He sighed sadly as he stopped typing and took his hands off the keyboard.Dragon and Gir both looked up at him
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 14
Invader Zim XREpisode: fourteen: Not Myself LatelyCten: Ok so what do I use for an Intro now?...*Looks around*Trek: I Think were the only two here.Cten: Then where is everyone else?Trek: Not Sure....so..Should we go find them?Cten:.....Sure. The Episode should start on its own anyway.Trek: *Looks through your screen* Hey you. *Knocks on your screen* Watch the Show...WATCH IT! *Walks off*Zim's hous
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 25
After Noah's little episode everyone had decided to migrate to the living room and watch TV, which was currently showing some crack head comedian that was talking smack about short people. Of course the Irkens in the room found this somewhat offensive but it was just some guy making a living."I don't understand, what's so wrong about short people!?" Zink hollered, crossing her arms and thinking ho
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Invader Zim
Invasion Of The Oneshots Chapter 9
It had been just an accident, an unforeseen event. He would be dearly missed by all.It was a wonder so many other people could say all these piteous things when Dib could say nothing at all about his father.Maybe it was this simple notion that had brought him to the glowing home, face calm, undefined by what he had to ask his nemesis. Nothing seemed to matter, and Dib knew this was a sign of depre
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 11
This is a publicannouncement!!! Does anyone here like Ouran High School Host Club?! Iwill be holding auditions for places in a club remake one-shotultimate parody. All you have to do is: Leave a review sayingwhich member you would like to be or would most likely be and why!You will almost DEFINATELY be given a role, although it may not bethe member of your pick. Members:KyoyaHikaruKaoruHunny MoriT
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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 4
*disclaimer*I don't own Invader Zim, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, or FFX, Ijust own Rue and Zan, I like The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, andAuron is from Final Fantasy X so of course I don't own him, but thisis MY fanfic so he is Rue and Zan's adopted father. ;P (THIS ISNOT A CROSSOVER) Lots of POVs XD Auron ... sorry if he sounds OOC,he's just so hard to characterize. ... also when Rue sp
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 4
DefectiveLove? Part 4Thenext day at skool, everyone was quiet. All the kids were boredat having to listen to Ms. Bitters. Dib was drawing a picture of Takand Zim, being chopped in half, Tak was twitching all over with angerand fear from what had happen yesterday, and Zim was writing on apiece of paper. A few minutes passed and nothing happened until Zimthrew a crumbled up note to Tak and it hit he
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 10
YAY!! Spring Break!!DISCLAIMER: I do own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do.-----------------------------------Chapter 10: Crying on the Inside.Zim stood there, staring at Emberor, the girl he thought was Ember. Ember? He took a step towards her and was shot with a wave of purple energy.Ember put her hands down and watched as Zim was hit. He stood, clearly in pain. A sick
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 15
Invader Zim XREpisode15: Invader Zim XR FAQ ^_^Zim:Whats a mini episode?Cten:Oh cool I've beenwaiting for this.Zena:Yey this will be mostfun!Red: Zim, its a miniepisode remeber that Episode of Naruto where they we're like tv newspeople or somehting?Zim:Yeah.Red:Thats what thisepisode is gonna be like.Zim:...Ok..cool I guess.Linux:WHAO someone betterask me about my linux computer.Don:I'm sure they
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 26
Zim had absolutely nothing to hold onto but Aneeras shoulders, which were so narrow due to her extremely lithe body that a few time his hands almost slipped. But he was enjoying himself, he could trust her enough to know that if he were to fall she would surely catch him. Though, riding bare back probably wasnt the smartest idea, the scales on her back were so rough that by the time they went back
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Invader Zim
The Diary of Zim Chapter 1
"Whatever this is called!Today was a really poopy insane day, all because of the Dib! How could he dare to plot my latest plan to turn him into a remotely controlled robotic pseudo weasel?!
CURSE YOU DIB, CURSE YOU!!*ahem*What was the brilliant mind of Zim going to write..?Ah, yeah.
My latest plan has been successful for the next step will be taken tomorrow. The next DOOM is going to rai
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 12
Wassup?It's me. Johnny. Gasp, now you know my name. I promised you allnoodles! AAAAAHH!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There's your effing noodle!Zim:There's only one noodle there... There's a LOT of them.Me:*throws* Ahaha.... No... Stay back.... Uh.... ZADR!!! *throwspictures of ZADR out to the crowd. The girls stare at them in wonder,and the guys are confused*
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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 5
*disclaimer*I don't own Invader Zim, Flyleaf, or FFX, I just own Rue and Zan, Ilike Flyleaf, and Auron is from Final Fantasy X so of course I don'town him, but this is MY fanfic so he is Rue and Zan's adopted father. ;P Flyleaf (C) 2008 OctoScope Music, LLC (THIS IS NOT ACROSSOVER) Lots of POVs XD Auron ... sorry if he sounds OOC, he'sjust so hard to characterize. ... also when Rue speaks in Itali
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 5
Defective Love? Part 5The next morning, Zim was walking to skool. He had a happy look on his face and started to daydream about how to make Tak go crazy again. Zim continued his walk without knowing that someone or something was following him. The little irken made to the steps, when suddenly he stopped; dead in his tracks. At the door stood Tak, she was holding the door for Zim and had a sweet sm
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Invader Zim
Problems in the Family Chapter 11
Sorry I havent been updating as often. I blame Foamyand Spring Break. -_-DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the songs. I am not claiming that I do!------------------------------------------------Chapter 11: Brother vs. Sister.The room was silent; the only thing that was heard was Embers heavy breathing. Ember stared at Ash as he began to pull himself up. She wanted to look back at Zim,
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 16
Invader Zim XREpisode16: A Bitter Sweet Good-byeZena: Wow I can't Believethe Season is almost over!Cten: Its been anawesome Season one! Except the part where I came in through half theseason.Dib: But your here!Cten:Aww thanx Dib!Melissa: This I bet willbe our best Episode yet.Don: Im Excided huhZim.Zim: Yep...Gir: AND WE MAKE MORETURKEY-PIG!Kiki & Trek:0_o...sure Gir..Linux: So lets get thisEp
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Invader Zim
Book Two Victory For Loss Chapter 27
All eyes in the room were fixed on Zim as he conversed with Tiz, none of them had been informed of this... this army behind Tiz's command! Though nobody decided to comment on the matter until the two were finished talking, it looked as though the fleet was in their favor and was as ready as anybody else was."How many have you recruited?" Zim cast his gaze beyond his friend and upon the vast range
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Invader Zim
The Diary of Zim Chapter 2
"Paper page!The release of the werebees has been a complete success! They shall build up a hive below the Dib's sleeping quarters and suck out his and the other humans horrible disgusting blood while they're asleep, and eventually the only true RULER OF THE DIRTBALL PLANET shall stand above all those human cretins!*ahem*Did I say "RULER OF THE DIRTBALL PLANET"? Uh...NO. Of course I meant RULER OF
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 13
Hello and bok choy.I am back from the mountains. Okays, now Hunny isthe only Ouran spot currently available. I AM SHOCKED!Now another chapterfor all good chilluns.Dib came home onSaturday morning (Ooh!) to find Zim and Gir sitting on the couch.Zim?! exclaimeda shocked Dib.Zim looked at himthrough suspicious eyes. You didnt come home.So? I have a rightto come home whenever I want!Zim completely ign
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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 6
*disclaimer*I don't own Invader Zim, Tokio Hotel, or FFX, I just own Rue and Zan,I like Tokio Hotel, and Auron is from Final Fantasy X so of course Idon't own him, but this is MY fanfic so he is Rue and Zan's adoptedfather. ;P Tokio Hotel (C) 2008 Universal Music (THIS IS NOT ACROSSOVER) Lots of POVs XD Auron ... sorry if he sounds OOC, he'sjust so hard to characterize. ... also when Rue speaks in
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 6
DefectiveLove? Part 6InsideZims house, we can see Gir watching an alien movie, while eatingsome un-popped popcorn. He laughs every time the aliens zap or kill ahuman. Gir looks at a clock on the wall and notices something odd?It was pass 4:30! Zim would have been home an hour ago.Iwonder where master is? Gir asked himself. Maybe, he found apiggy and it ATE HIM! Gir screamed at the thought of his m
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 17
Invader ZimXREpisode17: A Bitter-Sweet Good-bye Pt. 2Cten: FINAL EPISODE OFSEASON ONE WHAO!Don: We would just like tothank all the fan again for helping us get this far!Melissa: yeah you guys arereally great!Linux: Like me!Dib: -_-o oh boy...Trek: Hey we're getting atransmission!Zim: It is from Zena?Cten: And you care why?Zim:.....No reason..QUIETCTEN!Purple: Hello!Zim: ahh man.Cten: My Tallest...
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Invader Zim
A Weekend at EARLs House Party of Doom Chapter 1
Author's Notes: This is a story that's been in the back of my mind for about a year, ever since I published my first Zim's Computer/Dib friendship story, "A Weekend at EARL's." People wanted some kind of a sequel, and I---stop, don't hit that back button yet! Honestly, you can probably get through this story without even reading the prequel, and anyway, it was only a one-shot, barely longer than t
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Invader Zim
The Diary of Zim Chapter 3
"Out of date storage medium!The werebees failed...miserably! How could they be affected this easily by the earthian winter season is beyond me. Zim won't give up thought! Never, for he has already come up with a much better plan. *smirks* Preparation time for the bestest disguise ever. My subjects will follow Zim's every will! *evil grin then face is suddenly twisted with pain*Foolish sewing needl
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 14
Hello, FOURTEENTHCHAPTER! Whee! I like fourteen. Im fourteen. Two weeks havefourteen days in it. So, if you eat a waffle a day for two weeks,youve eaten FOURTEEN WAFFLES!! YAY!!Okay, enough actinglike Gir. Heres yer flippin chapter.Zim raced to theMembrane house as fast as he possibly could. When he got there, heburst through the front door, hoping that Gaz would be there. Gaz!he called. Gaz! Are
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Invader Zim
Lavertissement Chapter 7
A/N:Hello again and thank you for reading my story! I'm sorry, but todayis a short filler chapter in which I am going to explain some things.Thank you, whoever it is that gave me that anonymous review about mystory, I made me very happy that you gave me your opinion, and I knownow that there are some things I should clarify about my story. Alsothank you Animogx for adding my story to your favorite
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 7
DefectiveLove? Part 7Ithad been 30 minutes and the two were still not able to find Zim, evenwith Taks ship. They looked high and low, with no answer what soever. Gir was about to have a screaming fit, but luckily a littlerestaurant caught his metal eyes. Lets stop and get a bite! Giryelled at Dib and he pointed to the restaurant. Sure, Imgetting kind of hunger anyway Dib replied and landed Taks sh
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 18
Invader Zim XREpisode18: Transform! Invader Cten!Cten: Heck yeah an episodeall about me Zena should have left soonerDon: No cause now we'reall board.Gaz: Yeah.Cten:...Oh...well...Stillthe fans get to now more about me now.Melissa: yey.Cten: BE HAPPY MAHAHA!Dib: I'M HAPPY!Linux:...What part of ALLAlien's are evil ...all..Dib:....Linux...just becalm.Linux: I am calm.Dib: Oh man I'm losingyou.Linux:
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Invader Zim
A Weekend at EARLs House Party of Doom Chapter 2
Author's Notes: Okay, I officially suck. It's summer, so in theory I should have no problem at all with regular updates; but, unfortunately I've managed to find so many distractions (including a lot of other stories!) that it's been over a month since I've updated this, which should be my easiestto update since this chapter was half-done when I posted the first chapter. Anyway, I'll try to get the
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Invader Zim
The Diary of Zim Chapter 4
"D-Di-a-Dia-rie.Dia...ry.Diary.Diary. Weird name.
Or journal.Skoodge said it would be the right term; I don't care for the name at all.- Diary, you're a journal that has to prove its loyalty towards Zim!The human education institution has announced a new assignment which of course will be no problem for my superior mind! The pitiful topic is 'Show and Tell' and will be done with presenting ph
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 15
Hi. Oh, gosh, gottamake this quick! Cant keep em waiting with a huge dramaticcliffhanger! Uh FLYING MONKEYS!! *flees*Ow! What the hell,Zi-A shot rang out in thedark. Zim fell to the ground.ZIM! Dib fell tohis knees beside his friend. Zim, are you okay?!What the hell doyou think? Zim winced. OwThere was a dark stainspreading across Zims stomach. Dib took off his jacket and triedto stop the bleeding
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 8
DefectiveLove? Part 8Ithas been four weeks since Tak came back to Earth and tried to destroyZim. The two had started to hang out a lot more and pretty much dideverything together, weather it was talking at lunch or trying todestroy the Dib-human. One day, however Zim asked Tak to come over tohis house. Zim had asked Gir that morning to leave the house and dowhatever he wanted and not come back unt
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 19
Invader Zim XREpisode19: The Date Of Doom!Cten: whos gonna annoucethe next episode since it has to do with the last one?Gir:MMEEEELinux: I'll do it...Ahem,Last time on Invader Zim XR Cten got ahold of Zena's Transformer andturned into her human self. By showing off and making Dib speachless.He asked her out on a date hich really ticked Melissa off, whichcaused everyone not to nodice I was in pain
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Invader Zim
Welcome Irkens to Planet Earth Chapter 1
All right. Im going to attempt to explain whats about to happen. I am posting a better story about Tes and my other O.C.s. I will most likely post more on this one than on More Invaders. I am attempting to explain each of my O.C.s with a more in depth story line. And there may even be a kidnapping. I wrote it on the crappy ThinkPad my father gave me. I cant transfer it to this better computer, as
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Invader Zim
The Diary of Zim Chapter 5
"Dia...ry.I don't know why I keep writing this but lets skip that part for now.The reaction of all the other human assistance monkeys called 'classmates' was priceless. The Dib won't underestimate ZIM again! While I am at it, Zim does not see any benefit from the human 'toilets'; they shall be destroyed to teach the inhabitants to stay as clean as Irkens. Well, there are still many other things to
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Invader Zim
New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 16
WheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeLast chapter! I never thought Id get this far! Happy! Now youread!Dib sat, waiting forthe bus with a soda in hand. He had gotten it in hopes that the coldtemperature and the caffeine would wake him up some. Dib sighed. Hehadnt slept in awhile. The many interviews and press attacks overthe past week had made him a bit of a celebrity.When the pod crashed,everyone went ins
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Invader Zim
Shadows of the Future Chapter 1
A/N: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the beginning of my new saga. I dont know if this will be as popular as The Puppet Master and Reckoning were, but theres only one way to find out. Read on!Summary: After years of being on Earth, Zims life has entered a rut. But then one day, all that changes with a new arrival on the planet. Who is this mysterious new Irken? Where does she come from? And what
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Invader Zim
Defective Love Chapter 9
Defective Love? Part 9In the streets of Zims town, everything was quiet. Nothing was happening and the stupid humans were just doing their normal stupid things. Suddenly, a person screams and runs off and bumps into a reporter. Hey! Whats the big idea? the reporter asked, annoyed. Theirs something or someone destroying the city! Everyman man for himself! the person screamed and ran off, only to be
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Invader Zim
Invader Zim XR Chapter 20
Invader Zim XREpisode20: HE'S MINE!!Cten: Ha today Melissa isgoing down.Melissa; I'm gonna beatCten for sure!Linux: you know what wouldmake this fight even awesomer?Dib: Linux, Awesomer isn'ta word.Linux: Hello it came outof my awesome mouth there for it is a word...Dib: ok then...Linux: We need popcorn...Dib: I agree hey Zim.Zim; NO LEAVE ME ALONE!I'M NORMALE!Dib: but.Zim: forget it *Pushesplay*Z
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Invader Zim
Welcome Irkens to Planet Earth Chapter 2
Iam back from the dead! WellI have other stories to write as well.I apologize for such a long wait. Anyway, enjoy chapter two.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Chapter2: Research by NightTesflopped onto the bed and reached into her PAK. She took out a small,insect-like robot and set it n the floor. She took out another deviceand the robot whisked out of the room, crawling underneath the gapunder the door. Soon, the se
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