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The Diary of Zim Chapter 6
"*sniff*What the...something's going horribly wrong, and I don't only mean Skoodge's fail to fix the heating - it's unlike every thing Zim has experienced so far.It's- terribly cold, so cold I cannot stay warm on my own, plus this throbbing pain in the head, not like- Gir giving me a headache as he sometimes does.
It's getting worse every earth minute especially when Zim has- has to- *atishoo
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New Zim Now with Less Green Chapter 17
Hello for the lasttime on this fic! Sad, I know. But hey, now for the last time, weregonna have fun! Party!Welcome to the endof fic party. Is it an author note? Is it a bonus? Who knows? Whocares? All we know is, its a party.MQuinn1234: *killsKeef and brings him back with the magic of sock puppets, then does itagain* YESS!!!Phoenix: Well, atleast hes having funDib: Hey, wasntthere gonna be a seque
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Shadows of the Future Chapter 2
A/N: Welcome to the next chapter of "Shadows of the Future." Sorry this took a while to get up, but you all know how writers block is. Anyway, read on!Disclaimer: I own the OCs and the plot. Everything else belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXThe green-eyed Irken worked her way through the woods outside the city towards the suburb where Zims base was located. Her optic implants switched ove
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Shot Through the Heart Chapter 1
A/N: YEE-HAA!! My veryfirst ZADR! TIME TO ROBOT!! *jumps up on a table and proceeds to dothe robot*This was inspired by ascene from the movie Mr. And Mrs. Smith (a cookie to whoever knowsthe scene that Im talking about). Also, this fic has absolutelynothing to do with Bon Jovi. I just choose that title because Ithought in fit the story.Thats pretty muchall I have to say about this, so read and enj
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Dibs Luck Chapter 1
(A/N)This year, to continue working in Korea, I had some additionalpaperwork that could only be completed in the capital city. My bossput me on the overnight train to Seoul and arranged for me to flyback the next day in time for all my classes. The train left onSeptember 10, so I boarded the plane on September 11. Did THAT feelweird when I was doing it. Postedin response to the complaint that all
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Invader Zim XR Chapter 21
InvaderZim XREpisode21: A Linux IntroductionDib:I got the prefect plan Linux!Linux:really?Dib:Yeah see all we gotta do is *goes off talking*Linux:Ok while he's talking. Sorry this episode did come out of the date iswas sub post to. The show director was seriously busy.Veonna:Heck yeah.Dib:And thats my plan.Linux:......Okno I have a better Idea I'll sneak into Zim's base and download allhis informa
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Welcome Irkens to Planet Earth Chapter 3
I dont own anything Invader Zim! XP-.-.-.-.-.-.-Chapter 3: A Tour of the TownTes went downstairs and into the kitchen, where she heard talking. Dan was sitting at a table, across from his sister. Cai, like always, was playing her game, her long blonde hair falling neatly past her shoulders, her flint-like, green eyes staring intently at the game. There was another boy, sitting beside Dan, his back
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The Diary of Zim Chapter 7
"Inferior notepad humans call diary!The last days of defective warmth have been horrible, and began to endanger the mission. My subjects don't like coldness, especially not the coldness the Dib caused.
That is right Dib creature, Zim knows that you have sabotaged the base! On my way through the ventilation shafts I found one of the monkey's hairs. Humans lose hair all the time, and since this
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The Purple Invader Chapter 1
TheTallest smiled as their platform lowered into the great hall full ofthe Irkins, the lazers hitting a few of the more taller ones in thecrowd. Hearing a few screams, both of the tallest looked at eachother, grinning. "They still like the lazers" Tallest Redsaid, giving out a little chuckly.
"No, they always come forthe smoke machines, it's what they want." Tallest Purple argued,jumping to t
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Shadows of the Future Chapter 3
A/N: Okay, so this story apparently isnt as popular as Reckoning was- the last chapter got only one review on the other hand, there were 20 hits, so it seems that people like it but only one person let me know. hint, hint- Anyway, read on!Disclaimer: Jana is my creation. Everything else belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXZim could only stare in confusion at Jana, who was still lowered on o
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Dawn of War Chapter 1
Chapter 1In a rip-off place of New York City, strange things happen. Strange. Things. But that's beside the story. In the city, there live horrible meatbags we like to call Humans. There is a Skool, as well, full of hideous cihldren and a certain child with a skin condition. At least, that's what they think. All but another child who refers to himself as a Paranormal Investigator. His apparent goa
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Invader Zim XR Chapter 22
Invader Zim XREpisode22: How it all began! Insight to Zena's PastRed:Cool we're in an anther episode!Purple:We're gonna be in alot of them now I heard!Farggo:Yey!...wait...yeah yey!Zena:Wow How long have we been gone Kiki?Kiki:I dont' know...huh...Well at least we're back now...for thisepisode at least!Red:Well lets get this Episode started huh?Zena:Ok Red-Sensei!Purple:I WANNA BE A SENSEI TOOO PL
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Welcome Irkens to Planet Earth Chapter 4
Now were gonna develop some things, bring in another characteryaythen, Im switching gears to do my SMB fic.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Chapter 4: Zims BaseTes found herself standing in front of a somewhat crooked house that was green and purple. There were large gnomes behind a picket fence and an I Love Earth sign as well. The door was a blue mens restroom door. The trio had been taking a detour to make the
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Irken Idol Chapter 1
Irken Idol
Chapter 1: The USMAPYSDKDM??Setting: Dib's HouseDib's father, Membrane, saw that their house was gone and then he used his Insta-Construct to rebuild his house with everybody's things in it. Everybody went inside their house and did their usual thing. Dib went on TV to watch Mysterious Mysteries, Gaz went on her Game Slave 2, and before Membrane went down to his lab, he went walkin
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Invader Zim
Shadows of the Future Chapter 4
A/N: An anonymous reviewer pointed an important flaw in the time-travel plot as mentioned last chapter, and I will attempt to rectify it this chapter. Anyway, this chapter well get some more plot development as Jana begins her mission to eliminate Dib as a threat. Read on!Disclaimer: I own Jana and her future-tech. Everything else belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXZims Lab, The Following
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Invader Zim
Dawn of War Chapter 2
Chapter 2Zim took one of his household elevators up to the ground floor of his base, proceeding to put on his disguise and, in a cautious move, putting GIR on his leash and taking him along. He seemed to just prance alongside him willingly, not making too much trouble. As the data was uploaded to Zim's Voot Cruiser, he decided to pay a certain Human Stinkfilth a visit. He made his way down the nig
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Invader Zim XR Chapter 23
Invader Zim XREpisode23: Parent Teacher Night IZXR style!Zim:didnt we have this Parent Teacher night already Dib-stink?Dib:Yeah, we always have a lot of them for some reason...Gaz:I hate them.Melissa:At least the viewers can see our parents.Linux:and See how well kinda linux cool mine are!Don:I thought this was supposed to be a food episode?Dib:It is! But we changed the title and the general Idea.
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Invader Dib Aftermath Chapter 1
A/N: This story is set loosely after the events of the un aired episode Invader Dib. I have looked at many sources about the conflicting content of this episode so here goes.Invader Dib AftermathChapter 1: SinsEven peace may be purchased at too high a price - Benjamin FranklinI often wonder how I will be judged in the centuries to come. It may seem silly to most but there are days when I truly reg
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Irken Idol Chapter 2
OK PEOPLES! This is the second chapter! Ok I forgot to say this in the first chapter so I'll just say it now. Irken Idol is a sequel to Hurricane Zim, so READ THAT FIRST! Other than that, here's the next chapter :DIRKEN IDOL!!
Chapter 2: BOB!Setting: Skool
It's the next day and everybody in class was talking about Irken Idol. Zim is just sitting there staring off into space or something.
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Invader Zim
The Purple Invader Chapter 3
Ziiteleported up to the docking station. It only took her a few seconds,and it felt like a bright light hitting you, and then another worldforming together around you. She walked up to her ship and kicked it,making the door slide open for her. "T.A.U start up the ship"She called, as a small S.I.R unit ran up to her, saluting.
"Yourwish is my command" He said and ran off towards the cock up. Z
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Shadows of the Future Chapter 5
A/N: Sorry it took so long to get this up, but the spring semester just started at my college, and Ive been too busy to write. But enough of my excuses, read on!Disclaimer: If I owned Invader Zim, I would have aired it on a channel that wouldnt have cut out all the good stuff. But, I dont own it, so thats not what happened.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXZims Base, A Few Hours LaterI love this show, GIR cooed.So
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Invader Zim
Dawn of War Chapter 3
Chapter 3The cruiser flew through space relatively slowly, local planets drifting past. Soon, they would cross the asteroid belt. With good timing, that task would be completed quickly. The inside of the cruiser was variably the size of a large closet, just large enough to fit the pilot and two Irken-sized passengers with some amount of free space. It was comfortably warm within, with regenerating
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Invader Zim XR Chapter 24
Invader Zim XREpisode24: Linux's Plan, And an Unexpected SurpriseLinux:This is my best plan yet!Melissa:I hop you know what youre doing LinuxDib:Seriously.Linux:Trust me, I'll get rid of those alien's for good!Gaz:Hey Im in this episode too! Nice...Linux'sHouse 3:00pm"Andthat should do it." Linux said as he was putting somethingtogether on the desk in his room. "Those alien's wont knowwhat hit the
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Invader Dib Aftermath Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Enter the HunterIt is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive - Earl WarrenVerga 3, Verga SystemThe base had been totally destroyed, its pirate defenders dead and one lone bounty hunter searches through the wreckage for his prize. After some time he finds it. Fel Rev how nice to finally find you, I must admit you are one tricky pirate to track The pirate was slumped
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Irken Idol Chapter 3
I'll put disclaimers later because I never know what new thing I might add to the story. My story is now gonna take place on different dimensions!Irken Idol
Chapter 3Invaderzimfannumber1's DimensionSetting: Zim's Base
Amethyst, Zim's daughter, and Kierra, her SIR unit, were partying, singing, and dancing. Gir is dancing, too.Amethyst. Dancing queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine! OH
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The Purple Invader Chapter 4
6 monthshad passed. Zii was in the training room, using her weapons ondummies shaped as 'humans'. "PrOxImItY wArNiNg, PlAnEt AhEaD"The computer called across the ship. Zii stopped rapidly stabbing thedummy and looked at the window next to her. She could see a large,blue planet with bits of green attached onto it.
"We'rehere..." She said quickly to herself. She walked into the pilotroom and sa
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Shadows of the Future Chapter 6
A/N: Here we go people, the first major action chapter of Shadows of the Future, as Jana attempts to capture Dib so that Zim can conquer the Earth. Enjoy!Disclaimer: Invader Zim and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez and (unfortunately) Nickelodeon.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXZims Base, Some Time LaterDib ducked down behind the fence that surrounded the deformed green house that served as the su
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I feel sick Chapter 1
Ifeel sick.Justsick. Horrible, awful sensation inside my chest. I did the scanning -all my organs are functioning properly, my body is healthy... Atleast for this stinky planet. But I still feel it - like an invisibledefect in a perfect machine. It annoys me. It makes me sick.FirstI thought it's some kind of Earth disease - that... emptiness inmy chest, and those strange moods I get when I'm alone
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Invader Zim XR Chapter 25
InvaderZim XREpisode25: Visa, Linux's Popular SisterLinux:OH crap.Don:What Linux?Linux:My sister is coming back in town...Don:Is that a good thing?Linux:No...Don:Cant be that bad...Linux:O_O...Don:Ok...*Presses Play*Dib'sHouse"Doingdad's chores, doing dad's chores!" Dib sang as he cleaned thewindows in his living room. As he did he seen a Car pull up atLinux's house across the street. "Wonder who
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Irken Idol Chapter 4
Yay!! Chapter Four of Irken Idol!! Disclaimers at bottom. [;
NOTE: When I make all the letters in a word uppercase, that means it is emphasized. I changed the rating to T for sexual humor (in the previous chapter) and some censored swearing in this chapter. I know it's censored, but you can never be too safe, right?!
Irken Idol
Chapter 4: GEORGE LOPEZ ?!
Setting: Planet Irk!
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The Almighty Tallest Zim Chapter 1
TheAlmighty Tallest ZimChapter1 A Perfect Saturday RuinedWretchedtorrents of rain and hail attacked Gazs window pane as the stormraged on outside. Her one light source in the room was flickering onand off threateningly and only the dark chuckle of thesixteen-year-old on the bed could be heard above the constantspattering.Onlyone level left before the final boss,Gaz thought deviously when her Piggy
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Shadows of the Future Chapter 7
A/N: Heres the next chapter. Im going to be honest; this is really just a filler chapter. Even the best stories have some, and besides, Im trying to boost the length of this story. At the rate things are going, this story will probably be a little shorter than Reckoning was, but I dont want it to be by too much. But enough of my ramblings, read on!Disclaimer: I own Jana and the EMP Cannon, but eve
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A very Bitter Christmas Chapter 1
A Very Bitter ChristmasMrs. Bitters composes her own poem of "The Night Before Christmas." This could only end in fire...To all my reviewers! Thank you very much! (Gives reviewer each a hug.)Twas the nightmare before Christmas, when all through the house- black, and deep redNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, due to the fact that he was dead.The tree's lights were not turned on-a Christ
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Invader Zim XR Chapter 26
Invader Zim XREpisode 26: A Day of Survival!Nemo: A Feild trip huh? do you have those offen?Zena: I dont' know, Don?Don: Yeah , its always a drag though.Melissa: I think this one will be fun!Zim: Yeah right...Cten: I call sitting next to Dib on the Bus.Melissa: what?Dib:Here we go...School Cafe'teria"What is this? It looks nasty?" Nemo asked as he looked at his food while he sat in his chair. "I a
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Evolution of Evil Chapter 2
A/N: Here you go, everyone. The first chapter of Evolution of Evil, and I hope it was worth the wait. Sorry about that, but I kept getting side-tracked from my writing mostly because I recently discovered just how addictive manga can be.But, enough of my excuses, read on!Disclaimer: Jana and the GESS belong to me. All canon Invader Zim characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez.XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXThe Memb
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Irken Idol Chapter 5
Rated T for censored swearing, explicit lyrics, and etc. Disclaimers at bottom. CHAPTER 5!
Irken Idol
Chapter 5: Headless Clown
Setting: THE OTHER ROOM!
-Zim went in with Gir to the OTHER ROOM with the judges Nicole, Danicka, and Voldemort.Nicole. Ahh yess another Zim for the BILLIONTH time. Tell me what dimension are you from?Zim. I don't remember I'm pretty sure it has a cook
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The Almighty Tallest Zim Chapter 2
Chapter2 A Mysterious AilmentTheMassive lazily maneuvered a path through some galaxy far, far away(not to be confused with a George Lucas quote). It would seem asthough all was right with Space and the Universe. But unlike thecalm, care-free spirit outside the enormous ship, chaos was ensuinginside.Everyone,from the most powerful Tallest to the lowest janitor felt it. Thenumbness, the strange pull
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Shadows of the Future Chapter 8
A/N: Heres another chapter of Shadows of the Future. Sorry it took so long to get up, but Ive been really busy with school.Oh, and in response to those of you who are wondering why Zim (and all villains, really) feels the need to gloat instead of eliminating the one threat to his plans, I have another theory. The same psychological makeup that makes him so ingeniously (and insanely) evil also make
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An Odd Love Chapter 1
Authors Note: I dont own any IZ Characters. This is ZaEr! So please be nice! I wanted to do something a little different. Again this is ZAER! Zim/Erin Shipping!!
- - Chapter One - -Awe spring. The time for love. Well...Valentines Day was in February but the birds, squirrels and butterflies were all swooping around happily. There was no snow on the ground for some odd reason and it seemed Spri
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Evolution of Evil Chapter 3
A/N: Okay everyone, heres the next chapter of Evolution of Evil. Sorry about the late update, but my grandmother passed away recently, so Ive been having trouble bringing myself to write.Anyway, I know some of you are wondering why Im having Dib break into the GESS lab so soon, and I do admit that it seems a little fast. However, the fight sequence in this chapter is important, as it will help set
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Irken Idol Chapter 6
Chapter 6. Rated T for censored swearing, explicit lyrics, crude racism, senseless murdering, dramatic drama, and etc. Disclaimers at bottom. Irken Idol
Chapter 6: Giant GorillaSetting: Still walking TO the Awesome Room
-Danicka was still being dragged away by the headless clown to The Awesome Room while Nicole and Voldemort were walking calmly.Danicka. PUT ME DOWN! I HATE YOU CLOWN!Head
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The Almighty Tallest Zim Chapter 3
Chapter3 Miserably Failed Escape AttemptsGazsfirst thought was, Oh my god, he killed Dib!. Her secondthought was, Does that mean I can auction off all his stuff?.And third thought, Not as long as Im here, I cant. Theevil grin was all it took to unnerve Zim. Decision made, she workedup a fairly large amount of saliva and spat in the aliens face,fully aware of the effect it would have on him.Zimseye
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